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Afterthequake
Do you work for Subaru?
miyabi82
You are down to 11%, please charge your phone!
jocelen
Update please
dengarsdingus
How was the orgy?
Cortezdelanoche
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention. Please update soon
induren
That aunt needs a slappin'. That kid needs a fucking high-five. And Hollie apparently needs to learn that her mum is a cunt.
sawagne2
No one else appreciates the great burn in the beginning? I don't know what kind of relationship you guys have with family but I would laugh
KeeleonOhms
I assumed they were playing CSGO and her aunt was awesome.
youlovemeyouhateme
Why are so many adults so dismissive of the next generation? Have we forgotten how it felt when our parents did it to us?
Flyndaran
Bigoted judgmental assholes were probably dismissive of everyone they didn't like or agree with. Not a generational thing at all.
Opportunist
Right? I'm not at all surprised when kids say "My parents were never young."--because they act like they were born old!
SoreScratchboard
Need ending!!!
OscarMarquetVillarreal
Sounda fair to me
kid1
Well. I'm currently curious
Greaseistheword
Yes plz, more details...
Spoonland
This http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54932523.jpg
sexysubsandwich
Still though a free rolex is a free rolex
CatSnakePlissken
Yeah man those things are expensive. Plenty of free porn online
CptRobotNinja
This is trailer park as shit and I KNOW TRAILER PARK
UpDownLeftRyan
Dad just annoyed mums annoying him haha
suazobomber
Mum
SaltCollector
Who's a pretty parrot?
suazobomber
RAAAAAH
FilthyMirelurks
What a cunt the aunt is
duscodick
Hey that rhymes!
mikeatike
What a cunt the "unt" is. Or what a count the aunt is.
duscodick
Was just trying to confuse people
browsib
Her cousin's a little fucking bitch too. "How dare you talk to my mother like that?" "We'll she's my auntie and she's being a fucking cunt."
ThatGuyRian
To be fair she may only be getting half the story from her mom, who is obviously bias
DidItForScience
May? I say that's guaranteed with some extra bullshit sprinkles.
Soulfreezer
And Follow ups? What's her Twitter? Didn't find her under the name
bluefacepaint
https://twitter.com/maggiegIenn
NerdofDreamlands
Her Twitter handle has a capital i in Glenn because it was taken
Squossifrage
https://twitter.com/maggiegIenn/status/716711542172041216
Shregy
I have never, EVER, seen someone post that much. Its like 20 posts per hour or even more.
KeeleonOhms
Well you know how those gays are with their drama.
Curiousone545
Dude. Hollie can eat a dick. Her mum's being a bitch ass homophobe. I hate when people refuse to think about a situation. Her mum started it
LavaAxe
Though it's likely that she did, we don't know that. We got on the ride kind of in the middle of it.
Flyndaran
Nope. There is never a time or excuse to spew bigoted homophobic bullshit.
Curiousone545
2)
this should help explain a bit of why the aunt does deserve to be called out.
cunningfox169
Ok, right yeah. Fuck the auntie.
LavaAxe
LOL yeah, she can go fuck herself.
Curiousone545
I do appreciate that you wanted to learn more before choosing sides though. That's a excellent way to handle things :)
LavaAxe
It's a good practice to have and something a lot of people are not accustomed to doing. Really changes your perspective to at least
nightmarebear
Charlotte Louise what the fuck have you done now?
bardock
thats going to be the next hottest novel for young adults
vulturelad
First in a series: Charlotte Louise, What the Fuck Have You Done Now?! Charlotte Louise, What's wrong with you? Charlotte Louise, WHY??
phantomeye
when parents call you by your full name you know you're in trouble
scurvyturtle
That's just her first name. Her middle name is Amber, her second middle name is Renee, and her last name is Clemment
Fahargo
god foreign people has such cooler names
dailyforecast
Got in a fight with my aunt pretty recently. She texted me out of nowhere calling me the "family fuckup", I told her to go fuck herself.
dailyforecast
Cue, like, literally hundreds of texts with the most immature insults I've ever read, something that'd be more suited for a 12 year old girl
dailyforecast
than a 60 year old woman.
snappygiraffe
Not sure if I'd expect that from someone named Aunt Pretty...
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
Y'all may not have much in common, but at least being savage af runs in the family.
SixWingsWide
This is one of those comments I wish I could save. Beautiful.
RobDaDawgg55
2 wrongs don't make a right
Flyndaran
I agree, but an overreaction in self defense is a bit more understandable than the blatant evil that started it.
RobDaDawgg55
Which apparently is an unpopular opinion among all of you. Take the high road, and I know that is easier said than done.
YourBossAndLandlordLikePolitics
It's true. People usually aren't able to figure things out beyond: Oh that persons really angy.. they must be the only problem here.
GIsLife
On the other hand I doubt that if she didn't stand up to her aunt I don't think anyone would have
ShrubNinja
I can kind of understand her response. Her aunt basically said she had a mental disorder, and that she would get better soon.
ShrubNinja
It definitely wasn't the right thing to do, but it's not shockingly bad.
boringID
Oh snap. I bet this will be super embarrassing once the rest of the trailer park hears about this. Good luck and stay strong :)
McConnell113
hahaha! :)
rickeyspanish
pikies in their caravans in the UK
geographey
Do ya like dags?
Mrrrod
Ahahaha ????
OverlyCynicalImgurian
If you're going to play off stereotypes you could at least have the decency to learn ones about other countries then your own.
GraemeDynard
So, like, a homophobic aunt implies a family that lives in a trailer park? I'm confused.
Vekete
Trailer parks don't really exist in the UK though.
Godblessamurica
Illegal gypsy trailer parks?
TheAryn64
Only for gypsies tbh
imalwaysright
Caravan park?
AreYouSuggestingThatCoconutsMigrate
Oh I beg to differ, they're just called Pikey Parks - http://giant.gfycat.com/DopeyJampackedAmericantoad.gif
StoneThrowingDevil
I've delivered pizzas to some... they're just right out in the woods
IamnotaKoala
Then where do the rednecks live?
InfiniteBreadStickss
Where ever "chavs" live.
alymac
We call it 'England'
BeardKhan
THIS
IamnotaKoala
Often seen at the Winchester?
smudgymc
havin a pint while things blow over
CowPrintPony
Council flats usually, our trailer trash equivalent is probably the Chav
Tsupernami
We need updates!
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Oh God, chavs... in Australia things that stand outside your house and make weird noises are probably giant spiders, in the UK it's a chav.
TheRealDwightSchrute
U got somefin to say blad?! I'll give you right bing bong time m8! I swer on me mum!
CowPrintPony
Ah will wrek u pal ye don't get cheeky innit cos al come to ya gaf if u want beef fam
warsteel
Need argument that started it and ensuing shit storm for amusement purposes
SanguineKnave
Text that got cut off: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfD1XzXWsAEbf81.jpg:large
warsteel
You my good sir (madam?) Have done me a service you have only need call upon me and I shall render you one now I just need the continuation
warsteel
And the aunt sounds like a bitch whistle
MoriartysTeaGirl
Meh, not all people in council flats are chavs. Please think about the poor suckers stuck with the chavs. I don't know how I survived...
Hello8839e9
Merican here, whats a chav?
Foxyfox135
Basically British white trash.
CowPrintPony
I did say usually :) I feel sorry for the odd decent person thrown amongst them! Must be a scary place!
MoriartysTeaGirl
It was, got the fuck outta dodge and moved to Cornwall. Peaceful here and minimal dickheads!
Danthechris
+1 cause of dad
ExoticYordeling
After the second missed call he was just like "fuck it"
AnUnknownErrorOccurred
He doesn't even want to hear it from his wife. lol
waitfortheslowrampmorty
+1 for donut emoji
SirFeatherbottom
You can kinda tell he doesn't want to get fully involved
jaminjimmyjames
Nor should he want to. Drama between your grown daughter, and sister-in-law is drama that doesn't need to involve you.
Mankytoes
Gets three missed calls from wife... texts daughter. Top "I'm staying the fuck out of this" move.
geekontwowheels
I definitely read it in my dad's voice.
JhericFury
Assuming the original treat is truthful, fuck that aunt, if you offensively insult someone be prepared for offensive insults
DidItForScience
In my book adults are held to a higher moral standard. So yeah... the aunt sucks but don't fuck her, she doesn't deserve the pleasure.
NerdofDreamlands
witebuddha
file that one under 'well then fuck that bitch'
SamMcKenzie
Yeah, that's not a very kind response
NerdofDreamlands
Well that's what the girls replied to in the first place
SamMcKenzie
I understand
NerdofDreamlands
Chill
TheWhiteHouseChiefOfStaff
Ah, the ancient proverb of "Talk shit, get hit."
browsib
Chat shit get banged
JhericFury
Well, "talk shit, get shit talk back" at least
Satinsball
Original all treat is like original sin, maybe. Idk.
NerdofDreamlands
pintsizedcaitt
even worse !
TheMentelgen
Is that supposed to make it better? Cause it really doesn't.
NerdofDreamlands
Hey man I'm just providing shit that was left out
TheMentelgen
I mean one of the people who tweeted it stole it because two diff posts from two diff twitters are on the FP right now
m0wgli
Does Charlie hang out the local Subaru dealership?
WinkyInTheCanyon
My girlfriend bought a brand new Subaru Forester last year. When she found out it was a "lesbian" car she wanted to return it. We're gay.
m0wgli
Imgur is honestly the first time I've heard that Subaru's were "lesbian" cars lol Who cares?!?! They're freaking NICE ASS cars!!
WinkyInTheCanyon
She was just kidding. Not giving up those heated leather seats for a stereotype! I think it's more of a US thing, heard it from an American
Vekete
Well, her bitch of an aunt deserved it.
BeachBumRum
I don't like anyone here, family drama isn't meant to be put on the Internet for strangers to see
PamelaSplooshPoovey
That and two wrongs don't make a right, Charlie.
jaminjimmyjames
I would disagree #teamtoaster
ShitSteve0Says
That doesn't mean op should have acted. Best thing to do is ignore them. People want to get a rise out of you when they insult you
kawaiibrah
Fuck it bruh, then I'll get a rise out of them.
portmanteau79
if she was being a massive homophobic twat, then yes she absolutely should have reacted.
Naiirita
We actually dont know that. Its entirely possible OP started this.
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Even if she did, I doubt op said anything as hurtful as her aunt. Her aunts words were totally unacceptable and warranted that response imo
NexiKuro
I mean https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfD1XzXWsAEbf81.jpg:large
SanguineKnave
Wow that made me really angry. What a condescending bitch
cutepiku
Well gee Auntie, I take it back, you clearly were trying to help? What kind of response did this woman expect good lord.
djzapz
I like how she tries to be passive aggressive but completely fucked up the passive part.
DeltaNorthern
Good lord what a terrible human.
ICantThinkOfAU
I legitimately thought it was impossible to actually annoy or offend me with silly internet shit, but holy fuck that bitch managed.
Naiirita
That seems to reference a earlier incident that we still know nothing about.
NexiKuro
Look at the OP #1 , this is the text the aunt sent to her afterwards. her reply is #2
Naiirita
1) Yes afterwards. Apparently something happened before, that upset the aunt, where she made the comments she was "apologizing" for
Naiirita
2) in the first post.
flapperfemmefatale
Started it or not, if someone said something that homophobic, this response is mild in comparison to what I would do.
flapperfemmefatale
And I'm not even gay.
DarkUranium
With that username, are you absolutely certain?
flapperfemmefatale
Well...the person I've been with for 7 years has a penis that isn't detachable. So... At most, I could be bi?
InfiniteBreadStickss
The whole text from Auntie isn't shown. Charlotte did not start it.
whatisthiswholethingaboutlollol
I just refuse to take sides on these things because we don;t know who started it since all we see is a text from an aunt and we don;t even
whatisthiswholethingaboutlollol
2/ know if these two individuals had a talk before this text and its really just one person against another on who was rude first.
PatrioticMexamerican
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfD1XzXWsAEbf81.jpg:large
InfiniteBreadStickss
My in laws decided to speak about how wrong homosexuality was yesterday as well. While eating shrimp I'd like to add.
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InfiniteBreadStickss
Did I say that I said anything to them? Nope. Wasn't going to start a fight on her bday in the middle of Olive Garden. Don't assume.
freyjaboo
You seem to have the idea that Judaic cleanliness Law has anything to do with Gentiles. Which is 100% incorrect. So.
Placeboy
I bet you're fun at parties.
freyjaboo
*c* religious scholar I know loves having a laugh at people like this. Haha. Gentiles not allowed to eat shrimp. I'm dying.
freyjaboo
It's not my fault the vast majority of the people here are too retarded to read books on Judaism.
freyjaboo
It's hilarious to see how butt hurt you fuckwads get when someone is right and y'all are determined to be pedantic. This *c*
Placeboy
Maybe if you had been less nasty about your fact-spewing. I've found that Imgur will almost always downvote someone (1/2)
Placeboy
If they act like they think they're superior for knowing. No one's going to care how right you are when you're a dick about it. (2/2)
DoTheToothsTeethHaveTeethToo
I wanna use this any time anyone is being hypocritical
popcorntea
Can we please all agree to add "while eating shrimp, Id like to add" to literally anything hypocritical on this site?!?
FaceDownButtUp
No, it would be stupid.
TheRoyalViking
But, but, Jesus died so that the rules of Leviticus wouldn't apply to Christians anymore!
Carmichael106
*Some.
stja
Unlike all other rules from Leviticus, homosexuality was also mentioned as a sin in the New Testament.
LlewSipher
does it matter though? it's all part of the same book. you can pick and choose which parts to follow?
stja
Yes, it does. That's the basic difference between Judaism and Christianity - former follows the Old Testament, latter the New Testament.
LlewSipher
so "you" can believe in the creation story or Exodus and say nah I am not going to follow Leviticus?
theresgarlicinthatnebula
....Matthew 5:17, aka no.
freyjaboo
Uh uh. Looks like someone is pretending to understand something.
freyjaboo
If you want I can give you correct information.
KNEECAPS
Or, or, people have different interpretations of the book. And claiming to have the "right" answer on either side is rather condescending.
freyjaboo
Hahaha. HAAHAHAHA. Okay. I mean Jewish Law has nothing to do with Christianity but sure. People can be stupid if they want.
freyjaboo
I can't get over to you. Please go speak to a Rabbi. He'll get a good laugh too omg. You're hilarious. Poor thing.
Flyndaran
Beware of false prophets that claim to know the will of God.
freyjaboo
I only condescend when I'm talking to stupid people.
RexBry
Read Matt 5:18. Specifically the last four words "till all be fulfilled." That is, the old laws would apply until the new law took effect.
Rapiecage
what's shrimp got to do with it? Is it a notoriously gay seafood?
dvs2nite
the bible says eating all shellfish is a sin...right next to the only part about gays.
Carmichael106
That law was put in place to protect the Israelites from diseases. Pork, shellfish, et al were given the ol' thumbs up in the NT.
Flyndaran
Don't try to recton arbitrary religious rules thorugh a modern psuedoscientific lens. It just makes you sound desperate.
viking15
Well, not the only part. It is mentioned by Paul in the new testament.
qystein
Paul is arguably only speaking of prostitution though. Hard to explain in 140 chars, but Google would probably show something on the topic
viking15
Romans 1 seems pretty direct. I know corinthians mentions it too.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
FOR FUCKS SAKE READ ROMANS 2 PEOPLE
theresgarlicinthatnebula
y'all muthafuckas need context
aFatFinley
except its nullified by the new testament
lordkango
It's still in the new testament as a sin in Romans 1:27
aFatFinley
In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. 1/2
freyjaboo
No its not. Sorry. You need some education.
StuckWithBadUserName
Lol. I was going to point this out... But you can have the downvotes instead. Maybe if I'm lucky some will trickle down to me. :D
StuckWithBadUserName
Also, HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT THE FUCKING CIRCLE JERK.
ILoveAnimalFacts
Leviticus 11, 9-12
freyjaboo
Pulling random Torah bits doesn't make you informed, intelligent or right. Kashrut. Is. For. Jews. Only.
freyjaboo
Like...maybe learn shit instead of being a goddamn idiot.
Ledan
Same section of the bible that bans homosexuality bans eating shellfish. On the same level as bad.
freyjaboo
I can explain if you actually want to understand.
JapaneseStudentTadashii
"Do you like fishsticks? He he" - God.
stja
Well, to be fair homosexuality was also mentioned in the New Testament afair, unlike shellfish, mixed fabrics, and all the other bullshit.
jimwormmaster
Personally, I wonder why those things are seen as wrong. Things like killing, stealing, etc, that makes sense. But poly-cotton blend? OMG!
freyjaboo
It was Jewish dietary law. And cleanliness law. It was religious and health-focused. It has no bearing on Christianity. So.
stja
I think rules in Leviticus were in part a punishment for the original sin, hence Jesus' sacrifice lifting them? No real idea though.
scurvyturtle
What's shrimp got to do, got to do with it? What's shrimp but a second-hand devotion...
BustyCrustacean
What's shrimp got to do, got to do with it? Who wants to stop, when more shrimp can be eaten?
InfiniteBreadStickss
Do you like fish sticks?
Starnam
The same biblical rules that say homosexuality is a sin say the same about eating shellfish, I believe
freyjaboo
Eating shellfish is not a sin.
Carmichael106
Correct. But don't expect anyone here to understand/care about the difference between a moral law and law put in place to maintain health.
tryin2figureitout
Lemme guess. One you want to do, the other you don't.
BionicPhallus
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+11%3A9-12&version=KJV
freyjaboo
*c* gentiles. Neither do the Judaic civil laws.
freyjaboo
1) KJV was written by a corrupt monarch after he created a church 'denomination'. Hardly the version to use in an argument.
freyjaboo
2) Leviticus is a book of Law. Some of it is hukkim (ceremonial) law which is a) law for practicing Jews b) has no bearing over *c *