Mar 27, 2017 12:37 PM
YoMisterE
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personwhotakesfleetfootwork
If my kid found porn I'd be like "ooh can I watch"
downvoteacct
All I had in my day was a well used copy of playboy, and I didn't complain!
BansheeN0rn
Probably finds porn on facebook ads lol
Slorpthegillman
"They're fucking...They're fucking this way"
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
When he finds the weird stuff
DaItWisney
"Accidentally" pff, he knew what he was doing.
OriginalPosterIG
With a grab like that, he's about to be taught about sex the same way I was.
monkeeanna
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
MRW my photoshoot for Subway is finally over
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
Perfect gif use. +1
VonKron
Prolly Grandpas fault. "Pep pep, what's pron?"
TheVainyKnight
I'm just watching some live action cartoons
SassyAssSlap
As a gay kid I used to say "I typed hot male dot com accidentally instead of hotmail dot com. Luls No I'm totally straight dad stop crying"
I'd always trick my buddies into going to Pen Island.com :)
lizkimo
yeah
Yqup
Accidentallymyass +1
I swear no one reads tags anymore...
Its a lost world, that tag actually made the post 10x better haha
Shasy
Kid looks like a Ferengi.
labyrinthconvention
Porn finds a way.
TheFirstCurse
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oD3YQjT2cSZTsy6Va/giphy.gif
lostulsterman
Munchman347
'Imgur! Not on my watch!'...
SanchoLibre
v
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
I just wanted a nice spit roast receipe, honest
MadVillainousDave
You, you take him from behind.....
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
It's too late. He's seen everything:
AdamantSea3
When I was seven years old, I searched on the computer for "sex". My dad found out, and I said I wanted to find the number "six"
NationalGeographical
I typed in redtube.com and told my dad I was looking for "muck" like the digger out of Bob the Builder. Yeah.....
MisterTrashPanda
I really never noticed before now, but that is one ugly kid
ProductivityCanSuckIt
'Look at all the blood...' -Timmy
SupervisionIsRequired
Username checks uit
SaucyMen
aflarge
WRONG PORN WRONG PORN
ChoccoMilk
jeips
that's the face I'm making right now
supinebovine
The beginning of http://gifs.gifme.io/i/77bc808f3c.gif
UncleEthansFavoriteNephew
LiteralZebra
Porn... finds a way.
TheBlackWindHowls
I discovered porn when I was 12. I remember when sites used to actually require you to click "I'm over 18" to get in. They made me a liar.
I'll just leave this here, do you can use it next time. Confession Bear /a/48JN8
I'd say Confession Bear is usually used to confess things you're ashamed or embarrassed about. I am shameless.
Nikolai5
When I was like 10ish I was at my cousin's house and sneaked in older cousins bedroom, found his magazines. Started masturbating only to
have my slightly younger female cousin walk in and then she ran downstairs and told everyone she saw me with my hands down my pants.
MadDogMorgan
And I bet you felt nuts?
AccountancyShanty
When I was 12, you crept into a parent's bedroom and rooted through drawers and nabbed any unmarked VHS you could find and 1/2
hoped it would be porn and not a home movie and certainly not home movie porn. That or stare at the lines on the scrambled 2/2
channels, hoping for some vague outline of anatomy that might match the assumed sexy sounds you heard. 3/2
GeneralAnubis
Hahaha, the scrambled TV lines... too real. I remember one time that the scrambler broke and it came in completely clear... I panicked and >
< turned it off immediately because I thought I had accidentally caused a payment to hit the cable bill or something
T3HB1GC4T
GarrettHawke
alittletime
Who gave Michael J Fox gif editing software
Obligatory: https://www.michaeljfox.org
AkioKawasaki
"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
creamylocotaco
"OH GOD, IT'S CHRIS HANSEN!" *kills myself*
He busts people hooking up with children online - how is this relevant? /a/QpN73
@op mentions a child watching porn and it's a GIF of a man grabbing a child from behind...
GladeRunLegend
In the movie, man is pulling child away from watching a grizzly scene. The parallel here is that OP would be pulling his kid away from porn.
You interpret it your way, I'll interpret it mine.
Pulsity
http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/trump-mouth-saying-wrong-closeup.jpg
deadshotwolf
No no no.... porn found him
PizzaShouldBeAHumanRight
This is actually how I discovered my first porn video. I clicked an ad and it took me places I never dared to imagine they exist.
Deadpoolio7
Porn. . . finds a way
oiamo123
I remember I first found porn accidentally by typing in tube.com instead of YouTube.com because my browser didn't finish loading
However I don't think tube exists anymore
Arsikere
do you find the porn, or does the porn find you?
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
My son got caught googling "sexy naked lady privates". A few weeks later he did it again. I'm ashamed he doesn't know the proper words yet
foodisbetterwhencooked
I think it's time then you had the talk with him
I have. I told him all about gang bangs, fisting, trannies, grannies, BDSM, but no, he refuses to up his game
Just send him to porn hubs sex education lol
BabuTheZombieCat
Who the fuck gives their children the talk.
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
I'm worried about you.
good parents?
I would think someone who doesn't want their child trying to do something utterly stupid while growing up but thaysbjust my opinion
personwhotakesfleetfootwork
If my kid found porn I'd be like "ooh can I watch"
downvoteacct
All I had in my day was a well used copy of playboy, and I didn't complain!
BansheeN0rn
Probably finds porn on facebook ads lol
Slorpthegillman
"They're fucking...They're fucking this way"
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
When he finds the weird stuff
DaItWisney
"Accidentally" pff, he knew what he was doing.
OriginalPosterIG
With a grab like that, he's about to be taught about sex the same way I was.
monkeeanna
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
MRW my photoshoot for Subway is finally over
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
Perfect gif use. +1
VonKron
Prolly Grandpas fault. "Pep pep, what's pron?"
TheVainyKnight
I'm just watching some live action cartoons
SassyAssSlap
As a gay kid I used to say "I typed hot male dot com accidentally instead of hotmail dot com. Luls No I'm totally straight dad stop crying"
YoMisterE
I'd always trick my buddies into going to Pen Island.com :)
lizkimo
Yqup
Accidentallymyass +1
YoMisterE
I swear no one reads tags anymore...
Yqup
Its a lost world, that tag actually made the post 10x better haha
Shasy
Kid looks like a Ferengi.
labyrinthconvention
Porn finds a way.
TheFirstCurse
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oD3YQjT2cSZTsy6Va/giphy.gif
lostulsterman
Munchman347
'Imgur! Not on my watch!'...
SanchoLibre
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
I just wanted a nice spit roast receipe, honest
MadVillainousDave
You, you take him from behind.....
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
It's too late. He's seen everything:
AdamantSea3
When I was seven years old, I searched on the computer for "sex". My dad found out, and I said I wanted to find the number "six"
NationalGeographical
I typed in redtube.com and told my dad I was looking for "muck" like the digger out of Bob the Builder. Yeah.....
MisterTrashPanda
I really never noticed before now, but that is one ugly kid
ProductivityCanSuckIt
'Look at all the blood...' -Timmy
SupervisionIsRequired
Username checks uit
SaucyMen
aflarge
WRONG PORN WRONG PORN
ChoccoMilk
YoMisterE
jeips
that's the face I'm making right now
supinebovine
The beginning of http://gifs.gifme.io/i/77bc808f3c.gif
UncleEthansFavoriteNephew
LiteralZebra
Porn... finds a way.
TheBlackWindHowls
I discovered porn when I was 12. I remember when sites used to actually require you to click "I'm over 18" to get in. They made me a liar.
YoMisterE
I'll just leave this here, do you can use it next time. Confession Bear /a/48JN8
TheBlackWindHowls
I'd say Confession Bear is usually used to confess things you're ashamed or embarrassed about. I am shameless.
Nikolai5
When I was like 10ish I was at my cousin's house and sneaked in older cousins bedroom, found his magazines. Started masturbating only to
Nikolai5
have my slightly younger female cousin walk in and then she ran downstairs and told everyone she saw me with my hands down my pants.
MadDogMorgan
And I bet you felt nuts?
AccountancyShanty
When I was 12, you crept into a parent's bedroom and rooted through drawers and nabbed any unmarked VHS you could find and 1/2
AccountancyShanty
hoped it would be porn and not a home movie and certainly not home movie porn. That or stare at the lines on the scrambled 2/2
AccountancyShanty
channels, hoping for some vague outline of anatomy that might match the assumed sexy sounds you heard. 3/2
GeneralAnubis
Hahaha, the scrambled TV lines... too real. I remember one time that the scrambler broke and it came in completely clear... I panicked and >
GeneralAnubis
< turned it off immediately because I thought I had accidentally caused a payment to hit the cable bill or something
T3HB1GC4T
GarrettHawke
alittletime
Who gave Michael J Fox gif editing software
alittletime
Obligatory: https://www.michaeljfox.org
AkioKawasaki
"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
creamylocotaco
"OH GOD, IT'S CHRIS HANSEN!" *kills myself*
YoMisterE
He busts people hooking up with children online - how is this relevant? /a/QpN73
T3HB1GC4T
@op mentions a child watching porn and it's a GIF of a man grabbing a child from behind...
GladeRunLegend
In the movie, man is pulling child away from watching a grizzly scene. The parallel here is that OP would be pulling his kid away from porn.
T3HB1GC4T
You interpret it your way, I'll interpret it mine.
Pulsity
Nikolai5
http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/trump-mouth-saying-wrong-closeup.jpg
deadshotwolf
No no no.... porn found him
PizzaShouldBeAHumanRight
This is actually how I discovered my first porn video. I clicked an ad and it took me places I never dared to imagine they exist.
Deadpoolio7
Porn. . . finds a way
oiamo123
I remember I first found porn accidentally by typing in tube.com instead of YouTube.com because my browser didn't finish loading
oiamo123
However I don't think tube exists anymore
Arsikere
do you find the porn, or does the porn find you?
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
My son got caught googling "sexy naked lady privates". A few weeks later he did it again. I'm ashamed he doesn't know the proper words yet
foodisbetterwhencooked
I think it's time then you had the talk with him
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
I have. I told him all about gang bangs, fisting, trannies, grannies, BDSM, but no, he refuses to up his game
foodisbetterwhencooked
Just send him to porn hubs sex education lol
BabuTheZombieCat
Who the fuck gives their children the talk.
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
I'm worried about you.
Arsikere
good parents?
foodisbetterwhencooked
I would think someone who doesn't want their child trying to do something utterly stupid while growing up but thaysbjust my opinion