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It was an okay movie, I guess
Baby Hedgehog Tax
YerALizardHarry
Billy is nekkid
techdog
If a restaurant serves me food on dirty cardboard I am going all out Karen on their ass.
BurnThatBridgeAsWeCrossIt
#15 that is Baltimore, we don't waste bullets in Chicago...
slotheroll
yeahiheardaboutpluto
Multiple things downloaded or favorited. +1 quality dump
Rossco311
I'll take two of the rude and unreasonable chicken please.
Endonae
If that lady catches the fish, she's got 1500 bells right there.
WilliamKeith
#18
WeAwokeDreamingInVenezuela
#22 definitely felt like that for a while
Arcian
#6 "No, you have no rights." - Congress
cookiediver
#1 has sizeable... Lungs.
TheMadOnion
#4 I mean to be fair a lot of why 2020 is so terrible is directly because of trump.
microwavey321
What is Whitney Houston’s favorite coordination?..... HAAAND EYYYEEEEEE!
Danishlmgurian
the hell kind of animal is that from #1? I wanna pet it so bad!
Selerox
It's a Remora. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remora
Schubidubiduuh
#13 that seems unsanitary
jesusisherelookbusy
#1 What kind of shark is that?
Selerox
It's a Remora. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remora
jesusisherelookbusy
Oh it’s not a shark. Cool!
defgremlin
Usernamegererator
baeldom
That's some interesting pudding!
Fendeezy
#22 Happened to my coworker. He spent thousands getting a hotdog stand up and running, to make extra money for a baby they're going to have.
iplaythemic
Whoa - That Mass Effect meme threw me for a loop. You didn’t save the the Asari?!?!
Solomon13
Why would I?
TheOneWhoSucks
Every council member was obnoxious. I played Paragon more than Renegade, but punched the reporter every time, and occasionally let them die.
CurbYourClassWar
anotherusernamed
“The Alliance lost eight cruisers: Shenyang, Emden, Jakarta, Cairo, Cape Town, Seoul, Warsaw, Madrid. And yes, I remember them all.”
anotherusernamed
“Everyone in the Fifth Fleet is a hero. The Alliance owes them all medals. The Council owes them a lot more than that. And so do you.”
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
Much stolen and much appeased, take ya dang +1 ya earned it.
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
Oversize escorts? Fuck me, she’s the embodiment of everything I want to keep well away from me. America, you are fucked with cheese on top
MikeMcAwesome91
Can't tell if you're joking and it will bother me if I don't correct you...she's not an "escort," she drives a pilot car for oversize trucks
MikeMcAwesome91
If you were serious, I could see how that would be confusing though lmao
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
I genuinely did think she was a generously proportioned lady of the plumpy couch appreciation society doing a social visitations service
Retrikaethan
not even real cheese, just this american "cheese" shit.
Alistairetheblu
#4 well, to be fair, without Trump being elected in 2016 Covid in the US would've been much like the rest of the world.
waltjrimmer
#1. Why the HELL is this seaweed giving me so much damn trouble?
mReid69
#7 BBBWWWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHA O, I so needed that....
CovidIsAirborne
I’m impressed if she was able to come up with such a snappy comeback on the fly, it ain’t easy
CurbYourClassWar
I love it when nosy people get their asses handed to them
MystiSchism
Gotta say man, that upside down shark fish is my new favorite sea creature
MystiSchism
It’s so damn WHIMSICAL
Thecynicalspud
One hell of an underbite.
BowenTheKotoc
It's a remora. It's head has a suction cup so it can stick to predators and then eat the crumbs left over when they kill stuff.
MystiSchism
Cool, thanks
CovidIsAirborne
I like it too but would rank it below the blonde who was filming
VulpineEmpress
#1 Me after trying to hold my breath as long as this lady
Eluria
She has an instagram acc, it's called onebreathbeth (and no, that's no joke)
TeofiloPaolucci
Intentionally hyperventilating a bit before you hold your breath helps too, tricks your body into absorbing more oxygen per breath.
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Cr4zyC4tLady
The way to do it: you take the deepest breath you can, then hold it til it hurts, then let it out a tiny bit, hold again, let it out etc
imherefool
Or train like David Blaine!!
wellladeedaa
We need to establish standards when qualifying what a pudding is. Dem is cookies
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
DrDadJokes
still doesn't explain what it has to do with The Body Guard
doshka
https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates
teknojo
Another brick in the wall makes a lot more sense now.
soulteepee
In the US it’s called dessert. In the UK it’s called pudding.
RedJacketHero
Oh good. I thought that was a cookie sandwich filled with actual pudding, and that sounds FAR too messy to serve on a vhs.
SirSage
They can't keep getting away with this.
Pandameter
But black pudding is part of a Full English Breakfast, and it is certainly not dessert
YoungHeathen
Welcome to the English language, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.
buttkrak
it is if you eat it last :)
NicodemusArch
Yorkshire pudding is part of dinner but it's also great cold with golden treacle for pudding!
DotheBabyIsaac
In the UK it's called spotted dick, in the US it's called a venereal disease. Who's right? We may never know.
lozeldatkm
"Spotted dick? You should see a doctor." "It's a pudding." "So then it's too late for the doctor?"
LeSethX
...but that post was in Canada, so neither country you listed.
CoolandCanadian
Yeah.
TheKungFuJew
Is it possible that it was an English traveler to Canada? That’s where my brain went to
sparkz1977
I'm British and I don't think I've EVER called it pudding.
mrsdowneyjr
It's pudding in the books I read, so there (jk)
Fait
Yeah was thinking that, dessert here. Pudding would be the mote unusual.
Fait
More*
mrsdowneyjr
I thought you were going for the old French "mot" and I was impressed with your fanciness
Fait
You are clearly far more fancy than me!
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT, YOU CANT HAVE ANY PUDDING!!
dragonhunter0412
The meat is great and all but what about the hat?
UrbanHerbalist
How can ye have any pudding if ya don't eat ya meat?
Itotallygetthatreference
Wait. WAIT. Does this mean they’re just talking about dessert in general when they say that line and not specifically pudding??
xtrangeloop
Fun fact: When I lived there I tried to explain what pudding was to Americans and... they don’t have it?
wasteofthyme
Yes!
NicodemusArch
Yes it does. American "pudding" isn't really a thing here.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yeah UK needs to work on their vocabulary. You can't just call a meal as a food item. Also looking at you, tea!
NicodemusArch
I mean the usage dates back to before American was even a country so, you know, maybe you guys could have been more creative instead?
asm80dfa8sdfj
We are the creative ones, what are you on about? We use different words, not the same ones over and over with different meanings.
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
So creative with your Birmingham, Manchester, York... tbf you were creative with New York, you added a whole word to the front!
asm80dfa8sdfj
Black pudding, white pudding, chocolate pudding, biscuits for pudding. Pudding for pudding.
tavinjer
So what does the U.K. call pudding, then? HA, checkmate, I knew it, they’re not even a real country.
NicodemusArch
It's just not really a thing here.
WhoWatchesTheWatchm3n
The UK isn't a country...
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
Don’t know why you’re being down voted, you’re correct. We’re a sovereign nation made up of a few countries
mrsdowneyjr
Because of snarky knowitallism