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painlessone
But you're still aquaman...
VirgieErlich82
Still lame
SergioPena
i saved the last picture only
Dunhaaam
Don't forget kicking the shit out of chtulhu every year
AwkwardKyle
While quite a feat for Aquaman; He wouldn't succeed without Etrigan.
kpmatias
SHARKNADO!!!!!
ThorTheGod
And do not forget the Kraken, he has the Kraken, it is quite large. http://proximospirits.s3.amazonaws.com/thekraken/the-kraken-attack.gif
JAGDrummer
But do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
Also he loves fishsticks
DelDelRepeat
Too bad you made fun of Batman. He could of put lasers on top of your sharks.
BatSharkRepellent
non-deadly lasers
HokageAshKetchup
He also has bullet proof skin
debunker
"All valid points .. Alright, you're in."
DorthLous
And that's why he was always part of their leagues. Cuz the writers realize that their characters would be stupid not to invite him.
Snooj
70% of the world belongs to him but 99% of the crime happens on land
DeificPresence
He's an effective ruler, then.
ConcreteLake
He could OWN the somali pirate racket
Raiden777
Unless I am misremembering it, Aquaman also threw a live bear at Poachers because it was in his way of stopping them.
importvita
MFW: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/508/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png
Cyoung0574
Creatures of the sea, does that included The Kraken? Well shit balls let's go then muthafukka!!!!
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
What's Batman going to do against Darkseid, get sent back in time again?
AwkwardKyle
Brood, mostly.
semiAnonymousMe
Didn't he shoot him with a time bullet?
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
Insult him and break his will to carry on.
Tehadam
Just get him started about his OMEGA BEAM, then he'll stay preoccupied for a few hours.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Put explosives on vital points on Apokolips, crippling it.
IWillMakeSpellingErrorsAndGrammaticalMistakes
Is a sharknado Aquaman's secret weapon?
ChaosLierLen637
It's not a weapon, it's a move.
SithRuleOfTwo
aquaman's most successful nemesis: http://fatkidslist.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/jiro.jpg
MyDogJake
Here is a thread showing some of Aquaman's powers. (with scans) http://www.reddit.com/r/respectthreads/comments/29b5wf/respect_aquaman/
monicaplease
He also has magic which both supes and bats proved multiple times that theyre powerless against.
PFUDOR
Supes may not be as invulnerable to magic, but he's still durable as hell, and Aquaman's too weak to do anything but inconvenience Superman.
Tomkatie
PFUDOR
Aquaman lifted a cruise liner. Superman tows planets.
Tomkatie
Aquaman leads several armies and an entire civilization, as well as every underwater creature. Superman's planet exploded.
Tomkatie
Aquaman is not on par with Superman, strength wise. But you can admit he's a goddamn badass.
PFUDOR
That I can agree on, especially Blackest Night Arthur.
TheLeafVillagesHandsomeDevil
Still more telepathy than Superman
psychiclemons
not to mention the time in injustice where he raised the kraken to fight superman and the justice league
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
sauce?
psychiclemons
injustice: gods among us
ijustmadethissoicanfavorite
Injustice: Year One Parts 11-12. http://m.imgur.com/account/deadpoolsupplier/albums
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
You're a boss
SheWhoShallPostScience
The Fortress of Solitude is a taaaad more then an igloo.
DRPLA
ok, Elsa
Nibarlan
sh sh sh...Aquaman needs this
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
Yeah, but it's still basically a giant, fancy igloo. Like, an igloo that would show up on MTV's Cribs.
jimicos
*than
dtoedt
Its an igloo compared to the vastness of the ocean
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
HE SAID IGLOO!!
rizion
Yeah its one giant masturbation station
MisterWho
The intergalactic masturbatorium of hope!
Sovengarde
FoS is made of oceanic ice. Ice is water. AQUAMAN OWNS THAT SHIT TOO.
importvita
Wow. Excellent point.
talkeven
Man, no wonder the ocean's so salty
CelebrityConnery
Unless they are land sharks, that last one is irrelevant. Also, doesn't his telepathy only work on fish?
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
plus a land shark is slang for a car
UnreliableBacon
No unless those sharks have lazers attached to their heads this entire convorsation was a huge waste of time
BatmanTheGoddamn
It works on any creature that evolved from a water based organism. He gave hal Jordan a seziure
Crowdog
Jimmy Buffett controls all the land sharks though. Maybe this should be a Buffett appreciation thread instead?
Dunhaaam
No. He can give people seizures
Mcswigginsbar
Sharks be fish mate
BDSMBlooddoll
Yeah but http://www.jlumux.com/images/thumb/3/3b/Aquaman.jpg/300px-Aquaman.jpg
BDSMBlooddoll
The fail is strong with that link.
TheOtherWeirdo
Evil, mutated fish with freaking laser beams on their heads.
Tothebadcommentsection
Found the marvel fanboy.
CelebrityConnery
No. Batman has always been my favorite superhero.
TheSkeletonWar
skittleyphallus
STREETSHARKS
KNIVESY
Still better than no telepathy.
ElmsiGreen
*Seacreatures. And anything that evolved from seacreatures. (Including humans if he tries hard enough)
LordIggy
If we include everything evolved from seacreatures, does that really mean 'all earthly life'?
ElmsiGreen
Basically. But he has a better connection to most sealife. With enough concentration he has given super-humans seizures.
rafarofa
no, it works on any animal and, to some extent, even people
ch3burashka
We call them sea land sharks.
cheesebutts
No. One time he gave a guy a seizure by targeting the part of our brains that have evolved from sea life. Aquaman dont fuck around.
Edutittam
It's not irrelevant. Trouble happens in the ocean too.
TheGoddamnDanman
It might work on people. It all depends on if they like fish sticks
redshadow1000
Look up shark from gyo, then we shall talk
thraxFX
Bruh...http://imgur.com/Ddr32g2
cobragrunt
Give me fin!
CrabWallet
Exactly what I thought of when I heard Land Shark. Second thought was Sharky the Shark Dog from Eek the Cat!
witchl0rd
FEEDING FRENZY!!!!!!!!!
prismaticcrow
Win.
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
Street Sharks!
UbenDaBear
I've seen several Street Shark memes lately. I like it.
intranetexplorer
I had a toy version of the guy on the left. It just seemed natural back then that a badass shark would have a 6 pack and rollerblade
Thachinatown
also other Atlantians
GavenJones
http://imgur.com/kGGcqc7
PussyVelour
nice
pyr666
where is this from, and why do i feel oddly compelled to read it?
frankenstein90
What the actual FUCK?
TheMightyWillis
It's from the manga Gyo by Junji Ito. It's a great horror manga.
pedrobrv
Maybe it works with loan sharks
TinkerBill
nope! the telepathy part wasshown to be effective on humans. kindof. he can give people really violent seizures with it!
andysniper
RIDING FUCKING SHARKS is never irrelevant.
NightingalesBlackAce
Sand sharks
TrashvilleSuperstar
http://i.giphy.com/Bsmm53wpRUpry.gif
tooncake
You mean... this?
EnigmaTheCatalyst
I don't think people understand that he's basically Poseidon . . .
MikesMakery
I firmly believe that any form of shark riding warrants respect
Stina530
But what about Battletoads?
steveofthejungle
Jenna Marbles will control the Land Sharks
kingsudsy
(1/2) Via the wiki; He can also push his telepathic powers to reach out to the higher land creatures to find-
ghostwhowalks
(2/2) that pimple on the back of his neck so he could sqeeeeeeeeze it!
Tablespooner
(2/2) who lives in a pineapple under the sea
KnuxTenma
Don't forget giving people seizures. Just for the fuck of it.
iamOzymandiasLookOnMyWorksDumbassAndDespair
(2/2) fishdicks
YamatoIouko
Found Kanye.
supermassiveblackwhole
(2/2) yo momma
MrCantEven
It ain't all that hard to find something that huge
slenders
(2/2) out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
30SecondsToFail
(2/2) da booty
bomboy23
(2/2) Waldo
iamstreetsahead
(2/2) pussy
ksopedro
You sonofabitch +1
EpicHorizon
You funny fucker.
Efreeti
I tried to make a clever comment based on the old stereotype that female genitals smell like fish, but I failed...
IWantPicturesOfSpiderman
pfft.
frostwarrior
It's been a while since I laughed that hard.
Reemy420
LMAO
wsfpower
Ymgurian
Oooooh yeah!
kitten25
You cheeky dick waffle
Pilon1710
I'm so happy I opened this reply.
axemanbon
Best. Power. Ever.
Mistamage
...Except it doesn't tell you how to GET the pussy.
maybeaforestheartambassador
imagine having that power omfg
DarthFutuza
Well you know you do have eyeballs...
kingsudsy
(2/2) that element of their brains that was once an aquatic dwelling creature.
InboxMeYourFiretrucks
He used in to throw down against the evil Martians in the first arc of Morrison and Porter's JLA run.
Erilis
wow, so it goes into evolution and shit. dahum son, shit crazy
LeadMeHome
Batman Brave and the Bold, he can control silverfish, those shiny little bugs.
grobushi
Best show
auddan
Yaaaaa pussy was a better second part
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
..but he still sucks. And wear dresses.. allegedly..
smaug777000
James Cameron should have directed it
gejsiv
I'll grant you that he has this power, but then point out that Darkseid didn't evolve from an Earth fish and neither did any of his goons.
UnrulyBeast
Yeah, but that's not really the point. He could send a mass horde of penguins to overwhelm and crush Darkseid under their weight.
TastyBrainMeats
That's why he will just punch them.
MoonKnightLight
Boy that's pushing to make him more useful
DukeofValentino
It is basically just saying it is weakened on land creatures. How is that a stretch?
ArdentSlacker
So he has to work harder than superman. Like... everyone else? :D
vorpalsquirl
Actually the telepathy thing and the fish thing are probably his weakest powers. Aquaman is actually a bad ass but the portrayal from 1/2
vorpalsquirl
Those old JLA cartoons made him the laughing stock of the comic world for a good long while. 2/2
axelasdf
Still hella strong and bulletproof.
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
Haven't you watched Sharknado?
iBoulderDash
Yes. And those things were defused with propane gas lanterns. Kind of underwhelming for one of the most powerful forces of nature, really.
CelebrityConnery
TILT: Aquaman caused the sharknado cause he was tired of everyone's shit.
Farbegn
...that would've been better than the actual plot.
DoomEndures
Kind of. http://adventurecampradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/3155208-aquaman_is_useless_they_said-120932.jpg
helpnonamesareleft
Exactly what I was going to say.
Krakencrotch
http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/615022620957779120/A71661F7DE4D39900AB658446618FD15148B6646/ We're fucked.
thisaccountismine
It works on every living thing in the ocean. Including the Kraken.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
It doesn't work on the Trench...
BurntRamen
What about Cthulhu?
thisaccountismine
I don't think Cthulhu exists in the DC universe.
CelebrityConnery
Still only useful when near the ocean.
Jensaw101
He did use it once to give someone a seizure because of the parts of the brain that evolved in aquatic life.
BecauseIDontHaveAWittyUsernameYoureSittingThereReadingThis
But... Metropolis and Gotham are both in coastal states?
JustDontCare
Sha.. Sharks are fish...?
MicahWolfe
What did you think they were? Big shrimp? Small whales with gills?
JustDontCare
The Poster of the comment I replied to insinuated that sharks are not fish. I in my confused reply say that they are.
JustDontCare
Also due to the fact Aquamans telepethy works on Whales, (mammals) No, it doesn't only work on fish.
LordIggy
Although whales /are/ fish, in that they're directly descended from fish. We're also technically fish, just weird land-dwelling ones.
GoatKun
Have you never seen Street Sharks?
deadmanddprods
Aquaman taking down some Parademons while riding on the back of Ripster would be jawesome.
flickerdart
Creatures of the deep, motherfucker http://i.stack.imgur.com/x3yDF.jpg
reubenfrog
Cthulhu is not a fish!
YourLordCthulhu
I am a humanoid cephalopod from another planet, not a goldfish.
YourLordCthulhu
Ugh, please stop reminding me of that. That was so embarrassing...
TheAlmightyCthulhuFhtagnRlyehWgahNagl
Hey you, Imposter. Fuck off
TheFrikinPope
HAIIIL CTHULU
YourLordCthulhu
YES! PLEASE DO!
TheFrikinPope
oh my.... senpai cthulu, pls notice me?
PajamaStripes
This is my new favorite picture.
elrick43
Release the Kraken!!
NerdN1
Cthulhu is not of this planet. Telepathically contacting Cthulhu would not end well for Aquaman.
cheesebutts
Aquaman and Etrigan actually team up every single year to save the Earth from Not-Cthulhu. Not shitting you he fights him every year.
ArchMagos
not being, technically, a human would mean that he is technically able to know Things-Man-is-not-Meant-to-Know.
NerdN1
He'd fare better than a normal human, but that isn't saying much. Maybe out of commision for a month rather than permanent insanity.
Dunhaaam
He kicks cthulhus ass every year
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Dumbest thing I've read about Aquaman.
Dunhaaam
It true according to the comics
HRothGar8756
well, not just him, he and etrigan... it was a pretty great read surprisingly
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I'm saying that it's stupid from a Cthulhu mythos perspective.
crankcooker
sharks...
nevermindtheswan
that thing must kick out some serious horsepower to be chosen over a shark..
Gabronthe
Seahorses are more economically friendly, duh.
OrcaWhisperer
yep... totally a shark
TastyBrainMeats
Still twice as cool as whatever you're driving.
derpSlurp
....well, at least it appears to be ill-tempered....
AwkwardKyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl3ZZaXLEx0
sp4cepope
I'm like 99% sure that's Brock Samson
Sellthekidney
I just had a little VBros nut until @ExperimentKraj ruined everything
sp4cepope
That dick!
ExperimentKraj
Nope, it's The Brave and the Bold Aquaman, who is the best Aquaman. Voiced by John DiMaggio (Bender from Futurama) to extreme excellence.
TastyBrainMeats
If you enjoyed that, check out Captain Laserbeam from the Thrilling Adventure Hour. DiMaggio does a great hero voice.
ExperimentKraj
DiMaggio does a great everything.
Supernerdtastic
COMPLETELY AGREE
vicmurder
Still cool
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
it kinda has a phat booty in the back where it bends, like you're looking directly at the crack, even has the right cleft for one...
crankcooker
Flashback0180
You win
friscodeine
GLORIOUS
AnnieKat
I genuinely laughed. +1
Corason
Roll up in the club like splish splash sploosh!
nativedude
Yep, looks like sharks to me
SpicyLemon
Okay. Now I want to see Aquaman in an epic rap of History.
MaxinJackson
Vs the Rock.
ElmsiGreen
I think Wonder Woman deserves one first (Against Susan B. Anthony) but then Aquaman should get one.
MyDogJake
ohh. great idea. against who? Jacques cousteau? :)
iDrinkDrano
Ahab, feat. the Kracken and Moby Dick
betavirus
Oh oh, how about the little mermaid
MyDogJake
I would watch that so hard.
Tardisssss
This
Nizzorick
Oh no you didn't
YouMightGetIdeas
Do people outside of France know about Jacques Cousteau or are you French?
MyDogJake
Not French... I thought his name was fairly well known...
YouMightGetIdeas
OH? Well as a French I find it difficult sometimes to figure out who is nationnaly famous and who is internationally famous.
MyDogJake
I love that French people identify as 'a French' It makes sense I suppose. Comme un francais... It sounds a little awkward in english...
ElmsiGreen
Most famous oceanographers ever and you think he is only known in France? That's like asking if people know who Ghandi is.
NotSoSmartAlek
Oh hey, why not
betavirus
Namor the submariner?
MyDogJake
That was my first instinct too. Who do you think wins in a fight?
betavirus
Aquaman. Namor sucks.
MyDogJake
That's what I think too. I'll give the strength edge to Namour since he has beaten Hulk and Herc, but telepathy ftw everytime.
angel0524
I think batman vs superman vs aquaman
craigaleg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w8txoJ5O1qcp1ooo1_500.png - Aquaman is a badass
SweetZombiJesus
New 52 JLA was so incredibly cheesy I never got through the first trade.
Erilis
meh, he still seems pretty useless to me.
BangForTheBuck
AlwaysUpvotes
URF mode fizz
TinyRiickkkk
greatest part is he does this after GL says "I can do anything with this ring, what can you do that we can't" ...this happens..."Never Mind"
flickerdart
This seems to be GL's narrative role lately.
MrPeters
So there's a source for that image? (Disregarding the text)
TinyRiickkkk
Justice League #4 new 52 reboot
DoomEndures
Justice League N52. Forget which issue
rcopeland87
Wanna say JL #3 or #4.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
4
nottheAdmiralAhkbar
Deadpoolsupplier here on imgur. Go. GO YOU FOOL.
NormalNorman
Commeny
Imgonnatipyouwell
god isn't he great? I could kiss that guy/girl
MrPeters
Could use a title and number so that I can find it ;)
nottheAdmiralAhkbar
Justice League, number 1 or 2
WeMustHaveSciencyThings
Motherfucking source son /a/7uiiu#LeZlZ1k
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Thankees!
halfanangrybadger
Green Lantern could do that out of green space energy sharks, though.
TheCastawayCosmic
In his prime Kyle Rayner could do this at the exact millisecond the enemy showed up.
DirtyA
Gl just isn't very imaginative sooo...
DorthLous
That much raw power so fast would requires a lot of will power, (+ obv. his ring, charged up, no blocking powers, etc.)
PickingTheHiddenNeutralAnswer
The look on his face when he said never mind. :)
?1
KlumsyNinja
dentd
That was my Halloween costume last year.
KlumsyNinja
lol serious? With the six pack plastic and all?
dentd
Costume was mostly assumed from secondhand stores -I told people I was "Thrift-store Aquaman" and everyone laughed at me... I mean with me..
dentd
Yup! http://imgur.com/NMVWagW (dirty mirror, sorry) http://imgur.com/CHRUAZW (broken necklace) http://imgur.com/CqwhV22 (mah lady-friend)
KlumsyNinja
Omg this is amazing! Thanks for sharing :)
dentd
Thanks! -I don't even like Aquaman!