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thingsthatmakeyougohmm
Until the restraining order
ComeBurnMe
Or just do nothing
ochermes28
I didn’t know Churchill went to Starbucks.
ohyouhere
Always repeat everything until forever, even if you keep failing. Don't learn. Don't adapt. Persist.
Sifi7
The disney rhing doesnt apply, dude was rich before that .
JoshuaFromSeattle
Starbucks already exist prior to Howard. Howard became one of Starbucks marketing personnel later in his career.
Strostkovy
And if I stopped after the third kidnapping I wouldnt have that restraining order
thedogismygod
If Hitler never gave up on being an artist the would still be 6 million jews
ComeBurnMe
We are all just pawns in this world, if you're not in that circle you will never be.
dijital101
Disneyland was the pet project of one of the most powerful men in Hollywood. He only started working on it after fucking 1/2
dijital101
over a lot of people during the communist trials because his workers wanted better treatment. Fuck Walt Disney. 2/2
Imgag
Thats it! I'm gonna start smoking again...
ReynholmITdept
Goddamn it, you're right!
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denisesy2
harry potter is cool but jk rowling turned out to be a very hypocrite twitter feminazi
MyDogJake
Dr Suess got rejected a bunch too.
SlappySamsonite
Sunk costs tho
herpopottomas
So you're saying that I need to hunker down and finish fucking that warm cup of raw hamburger even if I was having trouble climaxing? TY OP.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
If Hitler gave up, there would never have been a holocaust. Never give up on your dreams.
BeerFueledAdventurer
"If at first you don't succeed, try and try again. Then quit. There's no sense being a damn fool about it." (WC Fields)
demobytom
If my father stopped gambling before loosing all his money, we might have not lost our house..
ButtPlugProductTester
All we need now is someone doing a "I will finish what you started" with Hitler
WallpaperProblems
Hey stop stealing my ideas!
welcometofuckall
Confirmation bias
MOfitserov93
Gamblers fallacy
uncreativeusernamex
How exactly?
MinorityOpinion
Selected evidence.
Strostkovy
Survivorship bias
namelessone
Exactly this.
Mistruths
"It's like a guy who won the lottery saying 'liquidize your assets! The system works!'"
bushidopirate
Not all people who persevere succeed, but all people who succeed generally persevere. you're thinking of selection bias, not confirmation.
tumppu
Plenty of people "succeed" through some one off lucky fluke. Like, get their movie accepted on first try and it becomes a smash hit.
InfocalypseRising
I mean, there's also the possibility that your dream is just stupid, too
ashamedson
Yeah Matt stop jumping into conclusions for the sale of your mother
byllman
It's a jump to conclusions mat-- you *jump* to conclusions!
mercyPandaRunner
Like Starbucks, or Disneyland. Those two would better have failed for good.
MrNoodlemansbrother
Like the Electric Jump Rope.
Galvanax
I'M GONNA ROCK DOWN TO!
toogoodtomiss
Electric Avenue!
namelessone
This is bullshit. We just don't know the many more people who tried and never succeeded.
EkLee38
Turns out i hate all three things mentioned in the picture. Starbucks(overprice). Disneyland(overpriced) harry potter(overhyped storyline)
Actualdeadpool
If Walt gave up after his brother Roy said no to the gold leaf on the small world facade, it wouldn't be as dope.
shutupandgetoverit
That place haunts my nightmares...
Actualdeadpool
You should never ever go on it when the line is short. The ride takes longer the less boats there are.
tiarali
Pretty sure there's a knock off of that ride at the Ginger Factory, Queensland.
GiantAsteroid2021
Not gonna lie, I would have hoped Howard did stop. Starbucks is to coffee as starbucks is to starbucks.
tumppu
*starbucks is to coffee, what mcdonalds is to sandwiches
RandomActOfConfusion
I was surprised to learn the coffee is the cheapest thing on the menu.
TheAngryBang
Always get black myself
toriapinklotus
See, now, I like Starbucks. I think it has the best flavour. I'm also really sensitive to coffee and Starbucks doesn't give me a tummy ache.
tumppu
Because it's "coffee". Try tea instead.
LyraTheLycan
Spotted the brit
toriapinklotus
As a Brit, I weirdly do not like tea. Can't stand the feel of it, let alone the taste
GiantAsteroid2021
Wait...dafuq did I just type? Man I need to hit a Starbucks.
PeterSR
herpopottomas
Seriously dude. Starbucks is delicious.
somewheresomehowaduckiswatchingyou
So I should ask her out a fifth time.
accidentish
Maybe she will turn out to be your wife
rizenfell
Don't forget to stalk. All humans love being stalked.
BiIICosby
thyfartismurder
Never give up bro
Zokathra
I think you should get a van with darkened windows.
eaglehunter
Texting isnt personal enough, try waiting outside her house and opening the door for her when she gets home and do it in person
julgran
Yeesss...also. Show your penis meanwhile. Like an IRL dick pic....
upvotehypnotoad
This post suggests at least 242 times
MothMonsterMan
So.. Johnny cash style?
woogigooie
Get it done fast by asking 242 times in a row all in one day
moricai
Safer to go with 303 just be sure.
Gaveniterix
First off. Fuck all of those people. Even Walt Disney's a hypocrite Cunt... but at least Classic Disney is vgreat. JK's a pretentious kyke-
Gaveniterix
I don't even drink Starbucks
dangeroushorses
If Jeffrey Dahmer had stopped after 17 murders, he never would have been caught. Don't give up kids. Keep your dreams alive.
blonx
but your kidnaps dead
bart2pl
"i will drill holes in my lovers head to create sex zombi, what can go wrong ?"
subtlerape
That's why I'm smart, no one catches the zodia- the completely innocent guy.
MrPoopyDickButt
Oh hey Ted Cruz
NateintheNorth
Isn't it a psychological trait that some/most serial killers want to be caught eventually? A narcissistic need to be recognized, I think?
SkippedOver
For some, arguably yes. Not all serial killers are narcissists, it's not really efficient to generalize there. 1/?
SkippedOver
And even among narcissists, they don't satisfy it the same way. For some there's a satisfaction in not getting caught, taunting the 2/?
SkippedOver
media and police and stuff like that. But again, generalizing here is bad. 3/3
ImMisterMeeseeksLookAtMee
666 upvotes. Its a sign from the devil. Thank you for giving me faith
Laylah77
I see you've mastered this concept
soupisforwinners
Or if the cop that ran into one of his underage victims had believed the victim or followed up in any way.
THEfreshestbrew
To be fair, the guilt was eating him alive...
Purpledansen
what
SvenPek
He ate people. Had an entire pot filled with penises.
sideofrice
I'm pretty sure they were all dead when he ate them. But that's just what I hope #hopeful
THEfreshestbrew
Some were sedated only. Source: I'm from Milwaukee
sideofrice
Fun fact I went to high school with a person who's mom rode the bus with Jeffrey in grade school
mnorthwood13
everydaypsyche
Don't listen to the haters captain.
Yeraton
fuck you and your shitty gif seriously this shit is so overused it isnt even funny or amusing anymore.
TheScummiestFuckingFlowerBoy
Bad day?
THEfreshestbrew
Umadbro.gif
lukas9356
Mate i hate the gif but just shut up bout it. Downvote it. and move on.
imp00ping
He mad over a gif
NewToTheEnterwbs
Someone get this guy a tissue for his tears
mnorthwood13
Verldemert
I thought I was the only one who felt that way. Upvoted you, downvoted the gif as I always do.
antibullseye