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noderoom
We had neighbors who parked in front of our yard all the time, even when theirs was available. it was pretty freaking annoying.
TheDepartmentOfRendundencyDepartment
Bitch. you throw a rock at my dog and it's night night time for you!
Pearl2001
Glitter. Yes! Weekly glitter. For about a year. Think of it as sending her the Publishers' Clearing House award.
therearenone
Disturbs peace by screaming racial slurs, falsely reports a legal parking job, wastes cop's time, and the cop placates her? WTF?
armyofdildos
What a pussy
pointystick
Missed a great opportunity to answer the door while eating popcorn.
HeadWar
It upsets me that I can't click "Like" on "Yell at him about his police car parked in front of your house."
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
If someone were to park across my drive and block it, they'd be coming back to a burnt out wreck.
OhMyGodPleaseDontFindMe
I feel unsatisfied with the ending
imbuffyandyourehistory
Wow! An unfolding story that i actually believe happened! This is pure gold. Big LOL in places. What a chill girl.
Bishybeep
"Yell at him about his police car parked in front of your house." I just laughed so damn loud. I hope that guy is an Imgurian.
ThomasFoolarry
http://imgur.com/LUmkU5i
ValleysPixie
#teamparkedtruck
ItsOkayItsOfficial
How was she able to give such detailed updates while not being able to see her neighbor or her neighbors yard...
kornberg
Stand next to a wall and try to see an X written 3 feet down the wall without sticking your head out.
LurkingEwok
I have a crazy lady. And she can be entertaining. She threw herself on the ground when arguing with a cop.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I have one as well. She eggs car who park in "Her spot" (she doesn't even own a car). she thinks black people are wild beats from Africa 1
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
2 and yes, those were her exact words to my mom
InquisitiveRaptor
Yeah if some crazy lady messed with my dogs I'd call the police and get her ass arrested fast.
kornberg
If you didn't see it, they can't do much. Also, that's not a felony in TX, it's a misdemeanor. 1/2
InquisitiveRaptor
That's too bad. :/
kornberg
So, she's still in the house next door and now she can do something like throw bits of meat with rat poison over the fence. 2/2
CCanadaDDry
"your not willing to risk your life is putting a real damper on my entertainment" LOL
OrckidBlack
It could have all been BS, but who cares?! In the 20th century I told lots of BS that made people laugh.
ldraptor
That kinda sums up a lot of the internet.
yuzumi1
Sounds exactly like my friend Roweina. She has talked to me that way multiple times
yourCleverUsername10
That kinda stuns up my sex life;-)
CCanadaDDry
+1 ROFL!
MinecraftingVW
Then people do it and everyone complains about it being vertical.
TomatoMan2017
ENTERTAIN ME CORRECTLY!!!
SPIDERBEANO
That escalated slowly
geonerd
I have a crazy neighbor - worse than this - and I record every single interaction I have with her.
PhunPhact
What are you waiting for? POST THEM
PithyCommentBelow
And keep it to yourself? That is cruel.
manslut
When the officer started to ask if they could park in front of my house I would have broken into unintelligible screams.
Macharli
+1 for "not white". Nice save.
sms001
Made sense to point it out, in the context of her being insane enough to scream racial slurs in font of the officer, is how it seemed to me.
Macharli
Oh. I agree. I just felt the need to point it out because I found it funny..
LoganHendrickson
Had this exact kind of neighbor except he didn't yell. Basically he called the cops to report the neighbor across the streets truck as 1/?
LoganHendrickson
his own business. Thanks for listening (or most likely reading... whatever) 5/5
LoganHendrickson
parked his Sheriffs car on the direct other side of the street up against this guys lawn. Who then complained to my dad about it being 3/?
LoganHendrickson
there. So I was instructed whenever I had friends over to have them park over against his lawn to prove the point that he should mind 4/5
LoganHendrickson
abandoned. The fully insured, working/drive able truck that they legally parked on the street. So to prevent this from happening my dad 2/?
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
What are "car2go cars"?
outsidr
Smart cars. Pay fixed rate per minute. Cheaper than a cab. Can park it anywhere within a certain zone.
Luvvie
I used to work in one of their call centers. It's a neat company.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Thank you for a real response. +1, good sir or madam.
outsidr
They get fun when you put 5 ppl in it. 3 upfront and jam 2 in the trunk. I swear we always had one person in the trunk whenever I drove it.
Kaysmira
My aunt lives across from a crazy lady who calls the police on everyone on the street. Cops showed up one day and had her property inspected
Kaysmira
Anything that wasn't up to code, in violation of local ordinances, unreported for tax purposes was written up. I think she tried to sue them
DeepBlueNothing
Or he could have told the officer she's a menace and the cop could have done his job. But nah better to allow people to act like that.
Polismack
He did do his job. He isn't just an arbitrator of the lraawww. He's supposed to resolve conflicts whenever he can. Like how he did this.
DeepBlueNothing
But he didn't resolve anything the neighbor is still a menace and had the friend of OP had a pair and mentioned the dog situation (1)
noodleshoe
She called the cops at the time of the rock incident, see comment at bottom of #6
DeepBlueNothing
he might have been able to improve the neighborhood. I'm not blaming the cop I'm blaming the friend. (2)
Polismack
Yes he did resolve anything. He resolved that specific conflict by negotiating with the owner of the truck to move it.
jimicos
The point is that he gave the man a fish, he did not teach him how to fish.
DeepBlueNothing
If she's unstable and a threat to the health to others health (throwing rocks at a living creature) nothing was accomplished other than (1)
jimicos
FTR, I'm not saying he needs to.. But this is basically kicking the can down the road. You're going to be back again another day.
DeepBlueNothing
placating her. (2)
Polismack
Cop doesn't know all this. OP's friend didn't say anything because they don't want to stir up drama. Its the neighbor's problem, not the cop
SMforreals
This kind of happened to me a few months ago. My truck had a flat and I had to leave it on the street. While it was parked someone stole 1/?
SMforreals
my battery. So when I came back I had to fix the flat, and replace the battery, before I could move it. While I was working on it, 2/?
SMforreals
it was up on jackstands, the woman who's house I was in front of came out demanding that I move it. She even called the cops. 3/?
SMforreals
I spent an hour explaining to her "I have to fix it to move it... Go away and stop screaming at me so I can fix it". Crazy bitch. 4/5
rpmerf
I love how people don't understand this.
SMforreals
It must be a Texas thing. This was in Fort Worth. She even threatened to call all the men in her family to kick my ass. 5/5
Counterfit
A guy on a Subaru forum was working on his black WRX in his garage, when a black SRT4 tore through the neighborhood. Crazy bitch came to 1/2
nothingontv
I'd wonder if they're really willing to go to jail for assault over you doing something perfectly legal. People are fucking stupid.
brojustshowmeyourdickbro
Dallas imgurite over here. I'm sorry you had to deal with that!
AlphaVirus2g
That is actually a scary feeling because you don't know if the rest of the family is just as crazy, and willing to fight over bs like that.
Dooood
You shoulda told her to call them ,they coulda given you a hand.
parker52
why the men? in so triggered.
longtinelurker
Cop shouldnt have placated the crazy old lady, reinforcing the crazy behavior.
cogs
He deescalated the situation, which was his first priority. No laws were being broken, and he's not a mental health worker.
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Public disturbance. This reinforces bad behavior. Fuck that stupid old bitch. If a black dude were doing all this shit he'd be arrested.
iDrinkDrano
My upstairs neighbor regularly loses her shit. She's claimed to have murdered her bf and once ran through the complex naked and screamin 1/2
iDrinkDrano
The cops have been called multiple times. The most they've ever done is take her in for an overnight. :/
MagnorCriol
be wrong and will cease my screeching." That's the sort of logic she doesn't have or she wouldn't be screeching to begin with. If she was /2
longtinelurker
Take her in for disturbing the peace or nuisance than, I get ur point but still if she wants to flip out give her enough rope to hang urself
killerofspiders
$20 says she would resist. Headline that night "Police manhandle elderly woman for defending her property" - CNN/FOX/MSNBC
longtinelurker
Nah no video remember, too boring without video
MagnorCriol
That's all well and good to say but it's not that simple. She's crazy, she's not going to go "Oh, that officer didn't back me up, I must /1
MagnorCriol
doing something actually dangerous, it's a different story, but as long as she's just screeching it's the smarter move to pacify.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
In situations like this, it's just easier to find the best way to keep the peace.
TheFeralDog
BS I would antagonize her daily until she died from high blood pressure. We got the crazy old lady who lived in my neighborhood growing 1/?
TheFeralDog
2/? to move away. She hated the sound of us playing basketball in our driveway, so of course we only did it more even got another game..
TheFeralDog
3/? going at the house on her other side at the same time, the cops stopped responding to her calls it got so bad. Then she stole...
TheFeralDog
4/? our ball one day so when her kids came to visit she complained and they came over, we told them everything and she ended up in a..
SubzeroAK
I think she'd love some glitter.
KNIVESY
Yeeeees! I have never mailed anyone anything ever (birthday/christmas cards), but I WILL buy that lady some glitter.
rattlesnail
So, so much glitter....
pobody
I like the way you think. It's the modern burning paper bag of dog shit on the porch.
Kaysmira
Conveniently, you can also mail poop, though I don't remember the link for it.
lamorak24
Bullshit expansion for Cards Against Humanity
OddOod
http://www.poopsenders.com/
Gingefro
All I get on Facebook is shitty click bait articles...
tarataqa
OP is brave for having a public account.
Ullur
I removed those friends. ...and family.
Popspoppingit
RIGHT!? Why does my family want to be my friend? All I do is point out the bullshit in their posts.
EchoOfSnac
As did I:
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
lol, looks like mine. But facebook regularly suggests me to follow some "interest" and trends...
EchoOfSnac
I think AdBlock filters those.
RelativelyRelevantRelative
What are these 'friends' and 'family' that you speak of?
Ullur
Racists, "I'm not racist, but"s, computer illiterates, people from school that never stopped using forty smilies per image, etc. Alabamians.
Mistruths
Hey. Don't be prejudice. Alabamians are (mostly) trying to fix it. You're thinking of Mississippi.
Ullur
Today is the 50th anniversary of the attack on the Selma peace march. Today? We're telling the Supreme Court they are no longer relevant.
supermegasonic
10 TEN PLACES PEOPLE DO THEIR HOMEWORK. #3 BLEW MY MIND!
Gingefro
HIS ANSWERS ARE PURE GOLD! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!
MapleCurry
They died. Fin.
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
top ten?
supermegasonic
I just realized my mistake there.
(thx for notice)
uchronia
Everything can be modded somehow.
I don't even see friends' posts at all anymore unless I switch over to them
roflsharks
....hi Jeremy
uchronia
Hi Christian!
roflsharks
...how!?
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Yep, I use "Unfuck" for facebook. http://imgur.com/R05oXAN It cleans up a lot of shit.
uchronia
Hum, the greasemonkey script? Just installed it and it doesn't give me that. My own flavor of fb is Social Fixer + lots of custom CSS.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Would indeed be the greasemonkey script. I've used it for quite some time. I've never used Social Fixer..
uchronia
of fixes for annoying crap, but it kind of assaults your senses with bullshit on the first run. I mostly use it to inject my own CSS and for
uchronia
Looking at the script now, social fixer can hide all the same stuff. Lets you hover over elements to hide them. Highly customizable w/ lots
uchronia
keeping my friends in a second little tab so I only see group + page posts by default unless I switch.
Alavar
All I get is a brain aneurysm from reading the posts from big pages/celebrities with 1000+ comments.
noodleshoe
Not that it matters, but this friend is female, and we're in Texas, so someone who answers the door with a gun is not to be taken lightly.
flugaisoppa
Lol. You silly americans with your weapons and school shootings.
deadatrocity
Female and Texas you say? Sign me up.
swatz
Hell, I'm in Texas and expect people to answer the door with their Shotgun. (chuckles) I worry about the ones that don't.
noahsghost
Plot Twist: Crazy neighbor is an avid Imgurian and is now crossing the street with shotgun to your friend's house.
ohmegatron
Outside of texas, I don't theink anything of it when people answer the door with a shotgun.
AnonimousRecognition
FUCKIN TEXAS!!!!!
xShinny
Question, on the first picture you guys think it's historically or hysterically?
varsil
Yes.
MagnorCriol
Historically. Red is talking about how she's set a precedent for doing this before, indicating that this freakout isn't something new.
noodleshoe
It's historically
ThefluteCaptainPicardplayedfirstinhisimaginationtheninreallife
my friend finally took her 90 year old grandmother's guns away recently, fortunately they had taken her ammo a few years earlier (also in TX
HipsterHippy
Ahh don't mess with good ol' TX
chazgomez83
DAMN RIGHT
devcoffee
Texas!!!
yougonelearntoday
My neighbor has two phone poles that are at each end of his house and he always parks his cars in between them. One day my bros friend
yougonelearntoday
Parked his car in between them and the neighbor took his car and backed up into his a couple times. Our other neighbor watched. Smh
fifidarlingf
But don't y'all own guns?
skysphere
Holy crap OP, this sounds exactly like my old neighbor...this isn't in Richardson by any chance, is it?
noodleshoe
Hahaha, no it's Austin
Fenderzilla
*not out of the ordinary
cptnkirk15
Sounds exactly like our neighbor in Houston. Except is a bitter old man.
DevilishlyHandsome
'MURICA
octaviusbullfinch
This sounds like it's Austin or Williamson County.
kornberg
Just within Travis County, but still in Austin. What gave it away?
octaviusbullfinch
The mention of Car2Go.
ESkjellerud
can we donate a camera to her?
noodleshoe
That's a lovely thought, but she can afford them on her own. We just need to convince her
Sacurason
Hey, another Texan!
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Wooo, Texas!
SpaztasticTheDiabolical
It's almost as if a lot of people live there or something...
Sacurason
Nah, can't be.
Derfalke
There are dozens, upon dozens, upon dozens, upon dozens, upon dozens of us!
almostsomething182
There's actually quite a few of us. Big population.
umuziki
We even have our own facebook page!
tarzan1092
There's a Facebook page where we all congregate.
Ekkoish
... WHERE?
tarzan1092
Texagurians, just search us, the icon that shows up next to us when you search is a red solo cup...lol
wallabyMOB
Texagurians
tarzan1092
https://www.facebook.com/groups/texagurians/ hopefully that connects you.
IgnisErus
can we have the address, some of us would enjoy mailing her glitter out of affection
AUserNamedWaffle
Which part of Texas? Location-wise, I mean.
noodleshoe
Austin
maxdecphoenix
there's absolutely nothing wrong with answering your door while armed. if ever you start going to other people's homes armed however..
dangerousDoc
ah yes Castle Laws...So much fun to be had
jonkku
What does being female have to do with not wanting to be shot? Are Texan males shot-resistant?
noodleshoe
I was responding to early comments referring to her as "he", in addition to other comments, and I didn
MedusaNXS
'MURICA! From San Antonio, know the feels of shotgun crazies. My first month here I almost got beat up by someone angry at my slow driving
LeonQuin87
I think answering the door with a gun is not to be taken lightly anywhere.
PenguinBombSquad
I am also in Texas. I too have a shotgun in my closet. Pretty common here.
dpidcoe
I live in California and I have one reachable if I dive off my bed for cover. Pretty sure having a defensive firearm is common in the US.
Flyndaran
Only in certain jurisdictions. I know only one with guns here in Beaverton, Oregon. My brother's batty, and I was glad when he sold most.
AnimalSlaveHolocaust
Also not as surprising as it would be somewhere else.
Leboose
As an ex texan just bring a bigger gun
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
You mean traitor?
wholm
Wooo go Texas! What city do you live in OP?
noodleshoe
Austin
mybrothersmario
that across the street from us, she used to have a spotlight shining on our house because my dad wouldn't stop parking on that side of (2)
varsil
When I was a kid a neighbour did that to us. My dad hung mirrors on that side of the house (polished sheet metal). It was very effective.
mybrothersmario
dang, wish we would have thought of that.
tiramigiu
Meh i'd have increased the wattage and installed heavy curtains, just to keep fucking with you.
dpidcoe
I'd match your heavy curtains and raise you a pellet gun.
tiramigiu
i'd match your pellet gun with a charge of criminal damage and police involvement.
Hushedmidwife
Pro tip: anybody who answers the door with a shotgun is not to be taken lightly. regardless of their location
Flyndaran
But should be arrested for brandishing and menacing.
spacerocks
^This.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Ah, this also explains the reluctance to being shot.
HogwartsToiletSeat
Is there anyone who isn't reluctant to get shot?
CziltangBrone
If you shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets, you will build up an immunity to larger calibers. #everythingonthenetistrue
helloyesthisis
In Texas? You'd be surprised.
noodleshoe
I mostly mentioned the female part b/c other commenters were saying "he". I think both sexes prefer to avoid being shot.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
I feel like a fair amount of men would risk it for a funny video.
PandaBearSoup
Women notoriously won't risk getting shot for funny videos. #JustMenThings
armeggedonCounselor
I wouldn't, but I'm allergic to lead flying at extremely high speeds.
therogueduchess
I wish I could upvote this twice. :D
DodgeDuckDipDiveDodge
That's cause you haven't built up an immunity. You have to start with smaller calibers
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
You're only allergic if it touches you
MagnorCriol
My girlfriend lives next door to someone who shares this brand of lunacy. He routinely cuts at their fenceline and even cuts down trees /1
MagnorCriol
on HER side of the fence, because he thinks he's "very rich, and might climb over to steal from me". He's also tried to poison /2
MagnorCriol
her family's dogs and launched fireworks at their house to try and ignite it. Police can't really do much as there's not much hard proof.
killerofspiders
Cameras, Cameras everywhere.
MagnorCriol
That's what I keep telling them, but it keeps getting put off. The problem is he's sporadic so it's easy to go "we'll deal with it later"
mybrothersmario
the street, and called the cops when we celebrated July 4th late because a friend was in Kansas with his dad for the 4th... (3)
Ryoken3D
I'd buy the most rundown but still road legal car you could find, and park it there. Forever.
DarthSuraTheSavage
reading this i thought this sounded like texas, lo and behold.
mybrothersmario
woah, I was starting to wonder if your friend if your friend had moved into my neighborhood a few months ago, there's a person just like (1)
lwkells
That's Texas alright
StarrryNight
Don't you have laws against murder in Texas?
masterwilliams
And since Car2Go is an option, I'm guessing this is Austin?
hatwer
that's correct
ZippytheMuppetKiller
She's not mexican is she?
rvleshrac
When in Texas, own a bigger gun than your neighbour.
TheFeralDog
If I was her, I would park there literally every day even if I had a garage. As for the shotgun, bring it old lady I have an arsenal
DoNotKnowJack
You would get your car keyed or tires slashed. Probably.
TheFeralDog
And she would pay for it, I have cameras
DoNotKnowJack
Good to have.
TheFeralDog
More for my protection if I'm ever forced to use a gun, had a buddy who spent thousands in court battles when he defended his house with his
GonzoTom
THIS, EXACTLY THIS, is why HOAs can be good. I hate them otherwise, but they are great for reporting this shit and getting it documented.
GonzoTom
Eventually, it can lead to her being evicted from her home *depending*. No joke. I kind of hate that detail but it can be a blessing too.
dpidcoe
You don't need an HOA to deal with it though. A camera + mic and a call to the cops does the same thing but way cheaper in the long run.
IrrelevantGirl
@CaptainJackSparrow sound like any of your neighbors?
CaptainJackSparrow
I have neighbors?
GravityMan45
Is this the Texan gathering?
SupaSpark
Count me in!
disruptedvice
I'll join ya?
GravityMan45
Austin FTW!
RebelJoe13
I live in Grapevine, where in Texas is this? Sounds rural.
BeckytheIceboxOShea
Hey, I live where you live!
RebelJoe13
You live in Grapevine?
kitten25
Hey I live near you (relatively speaking)
almostsomething182
In Texas terms? So within 3 hours, got it!
RebelJoe13
Near Grapevine?
WhoIsTheDodie
Yay dfw!! Im in arlington!! Crazy ass people luckily my nieghbors are nice
ripvancrinkle
Arlington?? I live in the Mansfield/Kennedale area
usernaimunavailable
I am your neighbor (city, not literal)
tarataqa
I doubt they have Car2go in rural areas.
RebelJoe13
Good point
mithiasthetruthug
Cleburne!
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
No offense: got a friend from Cleburne who said it is nothing but preggo teens and meth heads there.
mithiasthetruthug
Accurate, as a 25 y/o male, I am also a prego teen addicted to meth.
RebelJoe13
Howdy from Grapevine!
AcaciaBubbles
I always get super excited reading about other Imgur users near me. Hi from Keller!
RebelJoe13
Howdy from Grapevine!!
guppie365
I grew up in Keller. Moved right before high-school.
almostsomething182
Sup, from Denton! Slash Lancaster!
disruptedvice
Hello from also Keller! Woo hoo!
AcaciaBubbles
Wooo! Go Keller :D
AuntieMeat
Woohoo, Keller! I can still sing the Keller High School fight song & alma mater, nearly 20 years after moving away.
kornberg
In Austin, at the outer edges of the city limits, so sort of going burbsy, but definitely not rural.
RebelJoe13
Def not rural. Edges are subs for sure
SherlockJones1994
ooh where in texas? I live in El paso :D
maltbrew
Have you fallen in love with a Mexican girl?
SherlockJones1994
nope! my dad made me move here, im gonna be out of here later this year for school because Utep has shit for japanese studies.
maltbrew
Grr! You didn't get my reference! :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zBzZJd-nfw
SherlockJones1994
feralsprite
I got it!
noodleshoe
Austin
SherlockJones1994
:( i hear its quite nice over there... that is except for the crazy old lady neighbors :P
noodleshoe
The traffic and hipsters are far more common and awful, honestly.
SherlockJones1994
oh i doubt the drivers there could be any worse than the ones we have here! some of the worse drivers i have ever seen, and i lived in japan
rdrdtheta
Congrats Texas. This is the shit you're known for.
novaprime
Yep, helps keep the riff raff down. :D
chazgomez83
THANK YOU
MaximumSausage
The most 'murican part of 'murica.
muaddweeb
Still better than Florida...Y'all
sirpipthegreat
Yeah, bunch of nutters but it definitely could be worse. 817
rdrdtheta
Texas is amazing. I really wish this kinda thing wasn't what it is known for. This stereotype, and the people that perpetuate it have to go.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
Meh, the other states are just jealous of how good we got it here.