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No sudden movements.
Jul 17, 2016 10:17 PM
EverybodyDoTheBender
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brightredlipstick
S...slam the trunk!
savethephantom
is there someone at the bottom of those stairs or am i imagining that???
blueluck
+1 for strong theme, and a good variety of samples!
Darkivan64
Tanoran
As a climber, that first picture is just not ok.
IPostRandomComments
The pic with a snake
bmthrp
#8 Go, go Kansas City! This is like 4 miles from me. I can see it from my house.
putameanshello
When you have enough money to buy friends.
AfRoSaUcE
My Minecraft house
IllegalDuckling
http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1230/2012-07-29_160518_3065473.jpg Yes.
Ilikeyogurt
#2 They've killed the last dinosaur
ChuysSpecial
The prankster with the leopard is holding a camera, too. I wonder if his video ever got out.
21viking
Did they catch Gustav the croc?
smiggins
As a rope access tech for only 2 months so far, that first one made me wee a little.
thedarknessvisible
This should never ever ever happen. Screw down!
BtownMountain
Depends on the load, from which side and climber preference. always triple check everything. I quad check when I solo lead
pennyjar
Screw down so you dont screw up. words to climb by.
TeenGirlSquad
I triple check everything. Mantra is, "back up for your back up for your back up."
ImGoingToBuryYouUndergroundEli
Does it mean that my brain is broken because a large part of these looked not scary at all?
foxtrotman25
babysaidmaybe
There is no way I could ever live in that house. I'm scared of heights.
stickitinuryolo
I wouldn't even go in that bedroom let alone be able to sleep.
Dolphinohhhh
Nope, nope , super nope
UnderTheStairs4PrivetDriveLittleWhingingSurrey
That first one got me the most nervous.
strangewhiteguy
That guy in the last one is a serious dick.
Wuz314159
aDapperBear
MesserAuditore
I'm just sitting here angry at the fact that I never made a house like that one on the cliff back when I used to play Minecraft...
NZSheeps
You can always come back to Minecraft. Once you've played it, you're one of use FOREVER!
MesserAuditore
I actually cant, thanks to mojang/Microsoft fucking up my account.
Shylo132
Don't need an account to play. #cracking
NZSheeps
You could always create a new account...
MesserAuditore
And pay another $30 for a game I bought for $13 back in alpha? Yeah no.
BlastFX
1. Message support. 2. If they don't fix your problem, write to them on twitter, post link to reddit… companies are really afraid of 1/2
Kylorenandstimpy69
The caribener thing happened to me first time repelling. Fell about 35 feet. Only twisted my ankle and skinned a knee. Scary as Fuck!
brookswift
I had on a date once who had a full failure, fell more than 100 feet and survived, albeit sans a foot.
OllyR
Didn't do up the gate, or even make sure it was closed? Fkin stupid then!
penguinsandmuffkisses
Did you crouch and roll when you landed!?
StarrrryNight
nah, superhero landing
onepinksheep
He said he twisted his ankle and skinned a knee—obviously he did a super hero landing.
MrFastZombie
He would have been perfectly fine if he did. You can survive a fall from space with that roll!
TheOneWhoWasLeft
You did a superhero landing, didn't you? It's really hard on your knees...
kmcj22
I went over the edge while window washing and forgot my safety line. Only 40m. Another guy actually did drop 40m, hit townhomes at 7m.
Kylorenandstimpy69
It was my first time. They guy said it was all set. I believed him.
Voltair
That mountain one is interesting. Do you think he was the first person to ever walk there?
SJ1351
Whats with #7?
ThePeROOvian
Dude I'm wondering the same thing! I don't get it?
Falos
You don't see the girl with no eyes at the bottom? Must be just me then.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Dot in case. Looks like a staircase. Neat.
AniRayne33
Reminded me of the stairs in Silent Hill 2
Nintura1182
Also some people are deathly afraid of basements and such
potatiskatt
Going down stairs into unknown darkness is scary. You don't know what/who is waiting for you at the bottom. Could be spooky things.
Wtfmynamewontwork
ImTheOriginalSam
If I'm correct, it's the worlds tallest water slide at schlitterbahn in Kansas. Called verrucht. I've been on it, and it's as crazy as (1/2)
TeenGirlSquad
Yo' mama! (2/2)
ImTheOriginalSam
It's name suggests (2/2)
MrFastZombie
It'll make you schlitt your unterwäsche.
Wtfmynamewontwork
Thanks just looked it up. I was wondering how people didnt die but this picture doesnt show the safe net. Also your right about the wait lol
ImTheOriginalSam
Oh cool. And it's not just the safety net, you're strapped into this extremely heavy raft. You're not going anywhere
Wakborder517
That looks amazing..
ImTheOriginalSam
It was great. It wasn't so much of a slide as it was a drop. It just felt like falling
Wakborder517
Adding that to my list. I've been on that kind of slide, but I have to go on that one.
ImTheOriginalSam
Make sure to make a reservation. I got lucky and was able to go with a group that was missing a person, but otherwise I would have (1/2)
furrydumpsterfire
stoatmaster
That first one is legit scary
LikeABonerInSweatpants
Screw down so you don't screw up
HuffGlueUntilYoureBlue
I've done that before twice. Once when I was abseiling at 10 and second while climbing the rigging of a ship when I was 23. Gave no shits.
lichenit
Gate's locked, climb when ready...
Pinkgirlicious
My friend had something like that once while we were ziplining. It turned out fine for her. She was only told about the malfunction of 1/?
Pinkgirlicious
Her hook when she arrived at her second zipline and they rechecked. Was a bit funny/sad since before she was cryingbc she didn't want to zip
PolarishBEAR
Always fucking lock your beeners!!!
MrMagicMarker
There's a mexican joke in there somewhere.. Heehheehe. But seriously lock that shit or you ded
ProbablynotOP
Once when I was rappelling I almost forgot to clip into my 8. Only reason I didn't fall was somebody said, "be careful" so I double checked.
iAmAMazdaMiata
You just cheated Darwin. Shame.
KiltedinSeattle
Wife that person.
stoatmaster
I once had to abseil off the end of my rope. Never again.
DrDresDog
Someone explain this to me: If youre about to fall, why are you taking a picture of it? Shouldnt you be scrambling for dear life?
iAmAMazdaMiata
No, the first one is misleading, not scary. The photographer was most likely attached to a completely safe anchor when they snapped this pic
lairdnope
I've done it before on a three gate while climbing SRT, it's sketch but you just have to stay calm and find a solution.
industrialathlete
SRT in the application of tree work?
lairdnope
yep yep. I was getting a demonstration from Geoff pugsley, Half way up this massive beech. He asks me to descended slowly and wont say why.
lairdnope
So of course I look around and low and behold, I have a partially open gate with my rope teetering.
lairdnope
I also managed to break his chest ascender harness!
eruditic
'biners have locks for reasons
andInOtherNews
That's why you get an auto-locking carabiner!
TonyMac711
I was parasailing without locking carabiners and nervously kept clicking then until I got yelled at by my dad who was my tandem.
HeyokaRunner
The only one that makes me anxious just looking at it
playkill
First rule of climbing, always use two opposite facing, screw locking carabiner's. And always double check them!! Not hard and life saving!
FuckThisThingInParticular
invisibleegg
If it's legit then you have to wonder why the hell they stopped to take a picture.
TepidTea
Probably a kit bag or something similar
SeverKatie
It looks like someone skydiving to me D: Like when my instructor kept saying Ever feel like you've forgotten something? On my jump. No bueno
nicbert
yea of course. man i almost died because of this.. lemme just take a pic real quick
IcemanAlien
If that is real that is just careless. Looks like an auto locking carabiner and should have been triple checked
yeronimo
I don't think it's real. If u're in that situation I don't think u would make such photo. Easily faked if you are standing on a mountain
acertainjenesaisquoi
I don't think it's a twist lock crab, from the look of it. Probably just a screw gate.
IcemanAlien
Screw gate or auto locking it should have been checked more than once. Careless people
SpaceGhostToast
Pretty sure that is from ace ventura when the raccoon falls.
industrialathlete
I'm not allowed to use screw gate beeners. Tripple locking for life support only.
grandfaloon
This is just wrong, you don't leave those things undone, ever. Always triple check the security, unless you are free climbing then fuck them
PhiIIipJFry
I'm pretty sure this photo is staged though
handrews3
Free *soloing.
bigeasy44
Also when tightening them, make sure you're screwing down so you don't screw up.
OneBabyOneHamburgerBun
Clip check, clip check, Fucking Clip Check. No climbing carabiner should never come undone unless you're firmly planted on the ground.
DarkUranium
Nonsense! If it does come undone in the air, you *WILL* be firmly planted on (or rather, "in") the ground soon after!
TheLowerSlopes
Screw down so you don't screw up!
ionlyfavoriteanimalposts
Climbing 101
junk4u
I think that's a parachute.
Wakborder517
That's pretty fucked up
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IllegalDuckling
Assassination failed.
N0616JC
Leopard owner to leopard: "Ready?" Leopard: "Ready when you are ;)." Probably.
Thexter711
It's just a prank bro!
tacocatacocat
A King Geoffrey move
FoeOfFauxPho
Yea now can we all admit Saudis suck?
cats3000
I hate them for having the cat tied up and terrified. Hope it escaped and scratched them the fuck up
Wakborder517
I like you.
ktcspar2
It is a cheetah..
Fahargo
It's just the make my friend get mauled by a cheetah prank, its a Dubai classic
IllegalDuckling
Social experiment*
GangHou
Video is from Saudi Arabia tho
DrKriegersClone
So they use a foreign servant instead of a friend?
GangHou
whynotboth.gif
Zigor22
Saudis are assholes cuz they're rich
stillborntoiletbaby
That poor kitty
ILikeCharmanderOk
Rich Arabs with no jobs and too much money. Eventually you get tired of golden cars and hookers and you gotta have a leopard. What a world.
catfancier
Yeah, really. I hate when people keep animals like this as pets
JenJensjuggs
Yeah then when they attack someone they are beaten or killed.
IllegalDuckling
It's not like they're any more aggressive than some of the dogs people keep as pets.. Same treatment, sadly.
JeanZedlav
It's a cheetah. It can't do too much damage to an adult human.
WhatIsYourSpaghettiPolicy
Also if the cat is acting like that maybe they're not providing it with the best care? Doesn't look like the best environment for it
cathobo
True, but you also have to know that it's reaction is also in instinctual thing.
WhatIsYourSpaghettiPolicy
Yeah,Im in no way an expert but being backed in a corner it was probably already scared and defensive.Looks like a shit situation in general
Wakborder517
Spa? It's like you're starting to say something but not finishing. Spaghetti? Are you saying we're going to have a spaghetti day?
CorvidCorvusCrow
Not to mention its in a corner. Which prolly makes the situation a tad bit worse.
lextune
So you're saying that chaining a wild animal, with a short leash, to a hotel lobby wall is not a nice thing?
DrKriegersClone
You gotta get some tree branches or a tire swing, something, because he is desperate for something to play with.
WhatIsYourSpaghettiPolicy
Here we have the majestic hotel cheetah. Watch as it stalks its continental breakfast, waiting to pounce as soon as the waffle iron is free
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
ShinobiShiro
At least he's wearing dark pants.
ShinobiShiro
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Thehandthat
well they are savages what do you expect
Davedavedavedavedave
Pants were shat.
justsomepersonbutyeah
I cannot comprehend this facial expression...
vauhtihirmu
It's just a prank, bro!
Wakborder517
Calm down bro, it was just a joke!
TimeAndRelativeDimenionsInSpace
Yea that guy obviously could give a shit about him. Pretty sad
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
It is the will of Allah
SanchoPliskin
It's just a prank bro! - guy who pushed him.
guruofsleep
...and pretty hilarious
Siderz
Yeah, obviously not funny, that guy's probably their slave...
mynamesbryson
Yea, from what I remember reading before many middle easterners treat their slaves like this and it wouldn't even be shocking there.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
They have slaves?
GangHou
Technically illegal but most labor-intensive fields have labor laws that are so weak that they have worse lives than slaves.
thefearmaster
yup , in saudia and most gulf areas , they even have a website like amazon for it where they list them for "selling" and "lease"
thefearmaster
and he keeps your passport and travel visas i know some ppl who can't come back because of that ,and they can deport u anytime for no reason
thefearmaster
and if you're looking for job there , you must apply for a "sponsor" which is some random guy that u have to pay 30 - 40% of your salary ~
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
The sponsor system sounds familiar.
simplysins
I would have turned around and beat the shit out of him.
whotookthegoodnames
If you'll notice, he geniflicts when he realizes who kicked him. Likely a migrant worker who could be executed for striking his Saudi owner
BlueskydragonFX
Yeah and head of UN Human rights..... Even UN is as corrupt as it can be.
ino84
It looks more like he lies down with relief/shock because of the jump scare.
TresusIbor
I was thinking he was in shock and lying down. Actually, I still think that.
AliBarber
...geniflicts?..
whotookthegoodnames
I guess prostrates would have been better suited. Couldn't think of the right weird and I'm lazy.
shimmernshine
genuflects. kowtows. kneels in submission. for all intents and purposes we just watched a master try to feed a slave to his tiger as a joke.
shimmernshine
*leopard
ChickenVegetas
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genuflection
poronkusemania
TIL.
friendlyneighborhoodanesthetist
The word can be heard in the song Prince Ali by Robin Williams: "show some respect, genuflect, down on one knee."
Zetor
Shalom, I'm Abdul and this is Jackass.
Wakborder517
This needs more points.
LemonBunch
It looks like his finger fell off as he is getting away, right???
Wakborder517
Lol I could see that.
ThisCommentIsHilarious
acme64
i feel like that redbull shirt isn't a coincidence
jjn010
Its a soccer jersey. New York US, Leipzig Germany, and Salzburg Austria are sponsored by red bull and have shirts like that
acme64
thank you for explaining a joke that didn't need it. where would he have been without you
wicker045
Soiled
Corynthius
This looks like a slomo segment of a weird action movie.
DoctorSchmoctor
I wonder how this one ended...
Falos
I never got a straight answer. Some suggest "he ded".
Gizzie
nah, that's his pet. He has multiple big cats
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Others believe "like, so ded".
NexusJockey
Hahahaha
wokeuplikedis
That's SUCH Arab humor though. Its just a different culture with a different sense of what's funny
Selerox
Replace "different" with "inferior" and you might be onto something.
wokeuplikedis
Well I'm not racist so yeah, nah, I'll stick with different. Westerners do stupid and dangerous things to their mates and call it funny too
MrFastZombie
I don't think almost getting your friend mauled is a great prank.
wokeuplikedis
oh yeah, nah, neither do I!! In no way am I saying this is a good prank at all. But I do understand that their humor is not the same as mine