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Apr 12, 2016 11:47 AM
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darksideoftheunicorn
I like my women like I like my floppy disks, FAT and 16
donalbaine
I like my women like I like my coffee, in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.
EdgarABro
I like my women like I like my coffee: I have a caffeine addiction and I'm cheating on my girlfriend.
HorsemanOfWar
I like my women like I like my coffee: without a dick.
AngleBottomley54
Cold, black ,and bitter
LorTheMighty
I... wait... what does this mean... What... why is this portrayed by the Plague Knight? WHAT?
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
You will arrive along the old road,
GreasyHorrorShow
I like my women how I like my coffee: full of cream and accidentally left on the roof of my car.
Jerthanel92
Good one
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I like my women like I like my coffe, cheap and found at the corner of gas stations.
Trish02111
+ 1.. these comments are gut-busting.. coffee w/o pubes. Lol.
JohnnyCashedOut
I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old and mixed up with coke
EyesofHorus
I like my women like I like my wine - 14 and in the cellar.
vondeluth
But for real tho, never ruin a good whiskey like that.
JohnnyCashedOut
Definitely not lol
MinervaSways
I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup.
HappinessIsaColdPint
Always my go to "How I like my coffee" joke. +1
PinkSoDancy
I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee
BenAustin96
I like my women like I like my steak: medium rare
GTimgur
I like my women like I like my coffee: brown. Or any colour really.
kutison
I like my slaves like I like my coffee. Free.
Toovy
Cold and bitter for me. Cold and bitter.
IDidntSeeMyLifeLikeThisIDontKnowHowToGetOut
http://imgur.com/tdEEhX3
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
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DominicTheBombinic
+1 for shovel knight!
MrBiscute
I like my women like i like my wine: 12 years old and in my basement
imNotChrisPratt
I like my women like my coffee: hot and from third world countries
wherearetheavos
Third world country girl reporting in... I'm not hot though, would you accept tepid?
imNotChrisPratt
Haha, fair enough! I will also accept cold and bitter.
gambronus
I like my women like I like my coffee: no pubes
ocegur
So, little girls?
StephenStrangeMD
Cold, black ,and bitter
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
Oprah?
Nyamh
SAVAGE
DixieDeadbeat
I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold, black, and not asking so many God Damn questions.
RabidHobo
I like my women like I like my liquor; extremely alcoholic.
icwatududther
I like my women like I like my classic cars, disassembled in my garage.
FrigidMage
I like my women like I like my coffee, Cold and bitter.
NeverTrustABleachedAsshole
Apparently you like them all over your face
blueknot
That's the only way this makes sense, actually.
Danglebutter
I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in bees!
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
Matt?
DVSBSTrD
What the fuck am I doing? I'm COVERED IN BEES! HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Numenix
http://beesbeesbees.com/
SomethingOffensive
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Full of my own semen.
meatcactus
Maybe you should switch to decaf
PendingDreams
In a plastic cup
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
http://imgur.com/nrZpaQ5
orangechocolate
cake or death?
Danglebutter
Long-ears, along the s'hide.
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
Well we're all out of cake.
IWillSingWithYou
So my choice is 'or death'
Omnomberry
Death please .. no, CAKE CAKE cake, sorry
Illyric
BardRaconteur
What's this?! Bees swarming your woman? Nothing a large influx of bees can't handle!!!
TRUELIKEtheRIVER
DOCTOR BEES
daredude
Eddie izzard :-)
neondemonn
Sauce?
Danglebutter
per your request sir/madam https://youtu.be/Xs-tl6GBOBo
neondemonn
Ty
ilikecheeseburgers
dmjfourth
Came looking for this. Not disappointed.
bonkerfied23
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11116/111167334/4798827-6630811077-DBees.jpg
childofbabylon
This has never been more relevant.
ProfessorWasp
I feel OFFENDED by that picture!
Buckbeak1486
What is that from, again?
bonkerfied23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
Zaayl
A large influx of BEES ought to put a stop to that!
GoldenFloor8
The addition of yet more bees has only made the issue worse!
WhatsThatFunkySmell
I like my Women how I like my coffee. Very hot and all over my nuts.
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LMeire
I think that joke was supposed to have used "toffee", it makes more sense with caramel or molasses.
WhatsThatFunkySmell
I know what I said.
dankFlav
Whatd u say bro itgot deleted
Murdocm
If you say so, Plague Knight
yourfriendlyneighborhoodferalcat
I understand this reference
LMeire
That's a doctor.
BlankMage
Well, I mean, he's certainly an expert chemist, so I'm not going to put that past him.
WizardMcMagic
Plague Knight is a plague doctor themed knight from the game Shovel Knight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUHZalFwTAY