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Today my first born was birthed by this beautiful woman (who is also an imgurian).
Feb 1, 2017 5:02 PM
SmurfEggs
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Today my first born was birthed by this beautiful woman (who is also an imgurian).
sometimesIeatcerealwithwater
Looks like a squished melon with a banana for a nose but your babys cute
UnquietSlumbersForTheSleepers
Woah that's a big ear!
MrChiPigg
Welcome to no sleep. Muahaha.
snackarydaquiri
Breathe if you're being held hostage.
Ihave3kidsandtheyareawesome
Looks like a c-section baby... Beautiful family!
Krakraalldayday
no I'm dad you imposter
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
Good job planting a human seed, and good job to mom for growing it into a person!
CaeliRex
Dad, Congratulations! ~Dad
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
congratulations on the sex!
LawFiveGuy
Congratulations. Now, start saving about US$ 22/day for the next 18 years, just in case firstborn decides firstborn wants to go to college
Itwasmeiwastheburritoallalong
Congrats.
UrsulatheArtist
You need more dad jokes. Show us what you got!
iLikeHockey
omerfar
Congratulations to you and your wife . Tell your wife not to eat her nails.
iHATEcAPSlOCK
Congrats!
RobertsHamburgers
Hi dad, I'm hungry
Fwords
Congratulations get ready to not have a good night's sleep for the next year
astrogeek
killintime
Hi dad, I am your waiter.
SmurfEggs
Yeah can I get a chicken bacon ranch deep dish pizza with a lakewood lager
CaptainLongJohnSlither
Congratulations OP! But whose arm is that around the baby?
SmurfEggs
My wife's ;)
itsyaboyDC
Welcome to the club!
BabyFartMan
Is your wife tiny or is your baby huge?
motorsteak
NoTrumpEver
rude
Donutapplepie
It's not rude, it's just a simple question
NoTrumpEver
be sure you ask your wife/mother/sister that same question right after they have a baby then.
KMF3967
Happy Day! Congratulations to you both!
SmurfEggs
Thanks man we're both super stoked
pnero000
I am also dad, dad. CONGRATS ON THE BEAUTIFUL FAMILY! ????
ianrl337
Congrats on getting the parasite removed from her. May it grow big, strong, and defend us from the robot uprising when we can't fight.
5768656e726561736f6e6661696c73746865646576696c68656c7073
Congratulations
Thisiscoolshit
Why did I read the title in the same voice as "I am weasel"?
angrypotato
Hi dad, I am also dad.
manupug
me too!
CommentMalone
Dad?
georgethegreat132
Hello dads I'm also dad
TheVoicesSay
Goddamit beat me to it.
Furryboots
Hello dads. I'm a mama. Well done! :)
bgandy79
Hi dad
bgandy79
Hi dad I am dad also
SmurfEggs
Oh well hello Dad
Dyingginger97
Dads hi,we are dads.
SmurfEggs
Unite!!
bgandy79
Hi dad