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Every single time...
Jun 21, 2017 8:33 AM
IsNice
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curtis255
I thought you just took a screenshot of my girlfriend's phone alarms...
sventacklebox
Damn it... Duck you +1
chrizyo
I second this.
ohwhereohwhereismyhairbrush
It's all in the minute details.
thelastzucchini
That's clever
Deathbychocolateandpoison
I wonder how's that working out for OP...
Nikuz
Ah, I get it
Rampagingtrombone
RealLifeOfPie
This made me realize that I've just given up on being able to read small print.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
You'll know what the small print said when your first child is born. Best hope you didn't sell it to two corporations.... that'll be trouble
BillogUncle
I don't have any time to think of a witty response, because you have it all the time
magmadar
im not reading all that shit wtf
ExtremelyHappyGuy
You know.... it's not polite to swear.
KateTheWolf17
I don't get it.
KateTheWolf17
OOOOOH. HAHA I GET IT NOW.
TheFreshPrinceOfImgur
OH GOD ITS HILARIOUS
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
Shaggieh
not seen here: the very rare leap second
khora
24:00
XenistoReal
=00:00
mattpaden77
What am I looking at?
aVeryParticularSetOfSkills
A list of wake up calls...OP is the Lord of the Rings.
TrazynTheInfinitePlus1
He meant the sentence literally, he just posted every single stamp of time.
HenryDorsettCase
all the time
Tollo92
A quality shitpost
DeakVanNyke
zoom in
IRipTheBiggestFartsOnMyWifeInBed
I did. Was not disappointed
EmptyMySpine
Ba-dum tssschh!
TimLippe
Meh, it's all relative. +1
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
imaginedear
As long as you keep it in the family
AdditionNumberOne
+1
birthdaybaboon
Tempted to look for typos, but I'll resist...
godcixelsyd
Tiiiiiiiihiiiihihiiiiiiimmmeee..... Is on your side. Yeeeesss it is
Pensionar
Why torturing yourself like this?
Gorga
What about all the seconds in between?
Mcpeepeepants
Do seconds not exist?
bendomino
#FAKETIME
ratfaceddog
Yeah, they happen during the minutes.
Telruin
Do hours exist? Does a shadow exist? Or darkness?
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
solarshado
Well played, sir.
Rip901
You forgot about milliseconds
sanelyInsane
and microseconds....
petroach
I feel it's a bit unfair for those of us who English is not our first language. But it was nice, anyway.
FayeInMay
As a german I struggled for a minute :D
baslak98
ELI5! ????????
petroach
The title says "every single time", the image contains every minute, hence it contains every single "time"
baslak98
Did not find it funny tho
SMforreals
This took me too long and now I realize that I am stupid.
aVeryParticularSetOfSkills
It's about time.
squintish
At least we've gotten that out of the way now.
SatoriEnlightenment
I disagree. For I am not stupid. But it did take me a while. Yes.
MaximumRadius
I kept looking for one that was "wrong", until I figured it out...
CondescendingCunt
...and you would've realized that far sooner if you weren't so goddamn stupid.
SMforreals
Right.
1TrueKingInTheNorth
It took me too long also, but that's because I was looking for a joke and it turns out there wasn't one
ohforf
KimmyPage
...OOOOhhh, I get it now.. lol
TinyLiehon
As long as you're not LamaLeafOnTheWind stupid
LifeIsPotato
Soviet :D
LightningQueen
My friend is stupid too can you please explain it to him
AliBarber
It's every single time
CatBlaster5000
FUCK
degenerator
*every* *single* *time*
LeeroyTheBird
Ugh. God damn it. I get it now. Every single time.
drakewarnock
FUUUUUUUU
JDay311
Oh wow, I AM stupid.
Hartdog7
Omg
natabus
Not This Second!
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
LimitDoesNotExist
Only minute precision.
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
My friend is stupid² so can you explain even more
MareBranza
It is a list of all possible time combinations
SatoriEnlightenment
Every single time can be seen if you zoom in.
Fheuef
Can't zoom in, picture doesn't load when I make it fullscreen (phone)
tacomortal
But it's missing seconds...
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
SatoriEnlightenment
Make a better one.
dekket
Someone better say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED or I'm gonna be pissed.
thenextamadeus
"friend" it's okay to be stupid sometimes man
keeskeeshuughuugkeeskees
Just not every time
SatoriEnlightenment
When?
Aym42
Come back when it's in hundredths.
cptwott
Wait a minute...
whogivesashitnobody
Fuck you.
Scahrossa
I wish to second this!
Magnulor
But 0:00 is 12 AM nothing is missing move along now.
bIueart
Just think about it for a second now... Take your time...
Anonymonocle
Which minute?
Silmariella
A cotton-pickin' minute.
FrozenSteel
Take your time...
Diddyu
Yes.
KendovDoRah
all of the minutes
Crawley
Minute minutes
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Warte mal eine Minute.
rbudrick
Wal mart is not minute.
Queefsharts
Oh I finally got that.
SuperiorPosterior
Hold on a second...
BadLuckBrody
The question isn't hour, but why?
dohctergsx
What's goin' on here...
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
One moment please...
SuperiorPosterior
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif There, I got seconds.
GoldenSun3DS
Hold on a millisecond...
xbiu
Missed the one minute that has a leap second (:60) occasionally
DukeDarkwood
Only occasionally. It's not even on a regular pattern like Leap Days are - the rate of slowing cannot be accurately predicted in advance.
merelyadequategooglymoogly
They could make it predictable if they just oriented all the runways north-south.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Hang about for an hour...
MisterOp
REST FOR A MILLENNIUM IN AN UNWAKING SLUMBER
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Alrighty then
lintwizard
I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!
MrShieldy
Die.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Live.
Counterfit
Looks like a full 24 hours to me
Kacesofaceis
Satin1
MightyMayhem
Badjokescommentskindarelate
BlackBeautyAnkara
Scottchr
medsal15
exittoshell
Beats the crap out of actually working.
Kakvokuce
Truly every single time
Flagrum
Thank god he doesn't post every day ...
justpointingouttheobvious
What about the time in between 0:01 and 0:02? Does that time not exist as well?
IsNice
https://track3.mixtape.moe/zpkvfj.gif
zged
That's cool lol
Mournclaw
No, I'm not going to fall for the "gif" ending and start looking where it moves >:[
Codingale
Probably a gif to save file space, since it is a decent format for still images.. Unsure if it compares to jpeg compression though..
Kakvokuce
Truly every single time
nickiwoll
Only 4.5 MB? Wowzer.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
but not that one time
Mechlai
That thing you did there... I see it :P
CaptainStevenRogers
Should have done 3:32
HowDoIMemes
4:20
sulfuratus
You missed an Imgur inside joke there, buddy
HowDoIMemes
Yep. Enlighten plz
JXRaiv
Mechlai
I dunno man, you could go further to include milliseconds
SuperiorPosterior
Why just a picosecond ago~ Clear blue skies~
Rymdblomma
I would argue that time is continuous and that it is therefore impossible to list every single time
tehwilsonator
I'd argue that time doesn't exist and therefore listing it is a concept that isn't even meaningful outside of anthrocentric convenience
BearToof
Is it not cool that within a finite amount of time, Say for a minute, that there is an infinite amount of times. Duuuddeee.
IShouldHaveLeftHereHoursAgo
What if time is quantized?
SovereignPhantasmia
While I agree that it's a subset of the real number line, I'm gonna go take a walk for π√2 minutes.
SatansLeftNipple
Have you considered that even if time IS continuous, our methods of measuring it aren't?
Yuken
But we do measure seconds for example. Why are there no seconds?
SatansLeftNipple
There are no seconds in the same way that there or no meters. Or inches. They're just made up. They don't exist in the real world.