Stuey1221
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Win win
Dec 7, 2017 11:03 AM
Stuey1221
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A2DY79
the chubby baby wrists kinda ruin it for me
Lucidalabbra
That title....
DiceyBusiness
TheDetox
She can also fulfill my fantasy by cosplaying imp Midna if you naw what I mean.
JimmiSimpsonApproves
Fun sized.
johnathanwick
All those kid discounts.
MyNameisJust
bigdaddyfatpants
Needs more blood
Tourangeau1
She also looks like she could kick ass some too!
bmkoknl42
Banana for scale, anyone?
bhbobbyd24
I'm sure guys she dates still have to be 6' minimum
tracereading
This is not what Thigh High Thursday means.
mds308
We represent the lollipop guild.........
RageO15
I'm pretty sure she eats off a plate like a big person.
Stuey1221
High chair
JupitersWitch
Had a friend who wasn't a midget, just very short and skinny. We called him Tommy (from Rugrats). He could literally fit in a highchair.
Buckbeak1486
Nothing wrong with finding little people sexy. Exhibit A: Peter Dinklage.
CotterPyke
i was thinking more of female types, as is almost every horn dog here; oddly there are no famous female midgets, except porn, of course.
BattloidKouji
Well hello there @OP Roy Moore. How's the campaign treating you?
WhatTheHeII
What’s stopping me from eating off the kids menu?
OliverClothesoff70
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
For all your fetish needs: https://www.instagram.com/p/BadAW6tFEfG/ (God DAMN that's a lot of cat photos on her account)
SuperFuzzyNipples
Wonder if that means she prefers pussies...
MurrToTheMurr
She'll also make your dick look big in comparisson.
OliverClothesoff70
TinyLittleDick
Where can I get one?
bread1
this guy solving all of man's problems +1
Iamsuperspecial
There was a little person on PoF with the username Sweet'n'Low. She never messaged me back :(
CotterPyke
DRAT!! I know the feels, man... she probably couldn't pick you out from the other 400 messages she got that day...
Iamsuperspecial
It's a real meat market, that's for sure.
dietderpsy
You probably shouldn't have opened with Hey Shortstuff!
goboltz
"Original Fidget Spinner" ! !
moniandthepets
My dad always said the perfect woman was 4ft tall, no teeth and flat head...(im sure he quotes that from someone else)
StarbuckSnarf
abbiistabbii
To be fair, anyone can order off the kids menu at any age. Source: My grandmother only ate small portions. She lived until she was 94.
Stuey1221
My nan ordered a Child size portion of scampi from a restaurant once and got chicken nuggets
Mybrainfartwaswet
Been there done that, girl I met had a ladder to get up to the top kitchen cabinets and a premolded set of plastic stairs to get into bed.
FartPoweredPogoStick
Rollerskates.
memorminey
Define done
Mybrainfartwaswet
RanchoCucamonga
A girl you met, or a girl you "met"
Mybrainfartwaswet
Yup, I did. Shamelessly, too.
dauntlessds
Dirty deeds, DONE. WITH. SHEEP! Dirty deeds done dirt cheap! Dirty deeds and da thunda cheeks!
Xoniac
I respect that.
Snooj
I hate to tell you man, but that's not a girl. That's a sheep.
Mybrainfartwaswet
Baaaad man, ewe must be kidding.
RanchoCucamonga
Mybrainfartwaswet
Lol, just noticed your name, she lives in WeHo, and met at House of Blues.
WhereDidCottonEyeJoeGo
Pulls out stairs, climes into bed. "I am ready for you baby"
TheJiziason
That just means both parties have strong pull out game :^)
Tinkrr
You laugh but have you seen the goblins and gnomes in WoW?
kcgingerbeard
I have not..
mbr5
bruh
DoktorLurker
She got a name? Or we just callin' her Fun Size?
iWantedAcoolNameButTheyOnlyHadThisOne
They like to be called People McNuggets.
Voltrondefenderoftheinternets
Nuggets is a whole different category though.
ShawnS4362
MurderMittens42
UrsaUrsa
She is even cosplaying as Teemo
Arrrrgggggghhhh
Probably still only dates guys who are 6'+
metalmermaid
Her husband is.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
She is right, and she learned step 1.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
When girls are small it's considered "cute"...
McCrackers
Karina Lemos
fartboxtonguepunch
SHE'S A TATER THOT
DaveWallace
iamsandra
Oh Jesus. You win.
driftinginspace
TheOne2466
AchilesHeel
'M FUCKIN DYING ????????????
Alpacaknight
That is fantastic +1
NickRivieraMD
My exact reaction: "OH NO..." *uncontrollable laughter*
Barked
A Stunning Shorty
deathsheep
ShaqIsMySenpai
Nilhlis
DanTheReactionMan
Beat me to it
frankbarista
TheGriffin
APinkDragon
icky78
Just woke up. And I'm laughing like a madman. +1 for starting my day off with a good chuckle
Mxlespxles
icky78
Very nice. :)
uwagapies
Oh good goddamn, I chortled like a fatty who just saw candy
CptFloridaMan
Are you a fatty that just saw candy?
ISpeakMyMind
LimeSkittlesSuck
nickdillinger
MRW I see your most recent post
SurelyNotHitler
Oh my god!!!! Dude this is one of the nest comment I ever saw. I am not worthy of reading such a comment
youresorttorepostingcomments
Well they stole it so don’t give them that much credit
SurelyNotHitler
Well.. now it's mine too!
tazednconfused
whoaiknowkungfu
Excellent
dastrok
What’s the original movie?
GreedyJungle
MumflrFumperdink
But why Joel from TLOU?
DeathPugCatGamer
Naughty dog made this when they won award in the video game rewards I think.
MumflrFumperdink
I guess that's why it's in very good quality, cool.
veritasgear
Why.... NOT Joel from TLOU?
MumflrFumperdink
MidgetRacer8192
purdypotato
Or a hot thot-ket.
senormitch
Only if you are mike tyson.
dumpsterjedi1
Gimme some of your thots Napoleon!
Alfab3tsoup
+1. You made me chuckle with that one!
SirPoopsMagee
A TATER THOT, CORAL!
iHveNoCleverName
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
TheMaleWhiteCIS
Can someone explain to my friend what a thot is?
fartboxtonguepunch
acronym for "that hoe over there"
motorwaffle
Well imgur has peaked for today.
alaskangoth
You officially made my wife and I laugh out loud. You win this upvote.
BillWeenus
VulgarBear
I got you homie https://youtu.be/YBTrlnpS6jA
Spackler7
acoudes
Well done....
Youts
Imightbetrolling
DragonBapt
I may not be able to favourite comments but I can at least reply to savour the moment in my comments list
SteampunkNightmare
And she's proportional
dashcan
Ayup. No 'bean-head'.
CmfMttnPpl
That ass isnt
Tunisia
... have you never seen an average human?
StubbyJohnson
Technically no, she's not, but still attractive.
ImgurCelebrity
I'm sure they meant "roughly proportional"...
JustMasterb8ed
For a cartoon character, maybe. Still hot, though.
dartron5000
THE RATIO
AlphaKill
It's all about the tit to ass ratio
SpringToMyWinter
There’s a specific term for proportional and non-proportional, I just can’t remember and too lazy to look it up.
thatsALOTofnuts75
Gnome
CustardPies
Midget Vs dwarf. Reminds me of that UK The Office scene rotfl
BlandNotBoring
Achondroplasia is short limbs. Proportional is HGH deficiency. Then there's stuff like Turner's Syndrome, etc that has other symptoms.
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Turner's: when you're missing your very last chromosome
insomdx8
I was born with HGH deficiency! I ended up getting shots for it
d3cad3nce
im pretty sure its Pseudo Dwarfism, too lazy to google though.
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d3cad3nce
let me know the results