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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XlBperQME
Jul 11, 2014 1:22 AM
Idroppedthescrewinthetuna
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XlBperQME
fishnugget1
"Just give me my f***ing icecream!"
lobstahchowdah
Ah man. The Turks are such jokers. Ask for the special tea at a restaurant. Those guy are true entertainers.
extractsandlicenses
The funny part starts when you do similar tricks while you are paying for the ice cream.
becausesnakesandsparklersaretheonlyonesilike
That would be way too perfect. Then they'd be all like
LordBarringtonBunks
Like the disappearing customer trick?
adamthemeche
Now I want to visit Turkey and commit this crime against humanity: http://imgur.com/0SikWzU
adamthemeche
I would have none of that man's shenanigans. That day, I will be the one who laughs
longwalksonthebeachloljk
Salep is the ingredient in Turkish ice cream that gives it its thickness. It is a flour made from the tubers of orchid flowers.
jmoneyawyeah
I also read Cracked, John Cheese is great at finding funny YouTube videos
KhefKaandKaTet
He's got a sixth sense for this type of thing. I think my favorite one was the "prank". Not for the video, but because of his description.
Butjam
His descriptions are the best part. This was the only video I laughed at proper without reading his description of, but it was still gold
NoSenseNoSense
That's not an ice cream vendor. That's a showman who vends ice cream.
MarcusLionheart
Spot on.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
I've killed for less
Feedmybeast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZgOxMFTYKE
tambourine
do i need to report something?
KFizzle
I get the feeling they'd kill again too...
gridirongamer
I'm just wondering why this guy need two pairs of sunglasses.
LettyDaner27
Braum.
XtraLifeBastion
haha than...hah...thanks....haha....give me my fucking ice cream
Cappi
your comment. Pure gold.
SunneyTehBunney
This is Istanbul Turkey, in Taksim's Istiklal Blvd. The type of icecream is called Maras, after the city. The vendors do this [...]
SunneyTehBunney
[...] to all the customers, even locals, which is so annoying. But the icecream is really good. Also. I swear I've seen that man before.
McFarvo
this dude should be called a Marass
SunneyTehBunney
WHY DID THEY DROP YOU TO ZERO POINTS I LAUGHED
McFarvo
they hate puns? they love this dude? idk, but +1 to you
ImperiousGuardsman
Don't you mean Constantinople?
MMCK84
Nope. It's Byzanz
MadEyeRix
Thank you for this.
RaptorRTR
It is renamed at 1453
Witmonger
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
sanitypotion
It was renamed Istanbul after something happened if I remember my history correctly
Trollingforloling
Or maybe they just liked it better that way
Witmonger
Instant Tiny Toons in my head. Which, yes, was also my introduction to TMBG. \m/
Eightbitshik
One of the road blocks on the amazing race was to deal with these sneaky vendors
ZulemaSadowsky
Clearly you haven't played Braum or Draven. Sorry, not Draven. It's Draaaaaaaaaaaven.
n8malone
In Korea, these Turkish guys are everywhere (weird!) and they all do that same thing! Shame it's not common in the US.
SunneyTehBunney
They'd get punched.
shadowex3
guns
queenoflaurels
Damn, this makes me miss Turkey so much..
DooDooManjaro
Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
SpaceFucker
It's got 11,111 points... I cannot touch this.
SpaceFucker
FUCK YOU, WHOEVER JUST UPVOTED IT AGAIN.
sistersirius
I can't be the only one to fucking hate this. The guy is adorable as fuck and obviously super fly, BUT GIVE ME MY DAMN ICE CREAM, BRO.
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blitherypoop
His hands don't bother me as much as the patron's. He's been out and about doing who knows what...and he just handled two other cones. Ick.
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sistersirius
Yeeessss, please. If they had that option I would actually buy Turkish ice cream a lot!
TastyTastyScience
It used to be fun, but now it's just a seriously overpriced tourist trap.
skimdisco
The Iron Sheik is still getting work I see
handsomejeff
As a child of the 80s, have my upvote
LocoTheDog
Poor ice cream must have been so scared
versacemeatballs
This is in Turkey! They're so fun!
Maaaaaaate
I'm sure I know that guy. His fez is familiar.
limonchiki
awwww istanbul!
bordeauxblues
as a Turk: these bastards made me cry so goddamn many times as a kid when I just wanted a goddamn icecream cone.
112864
get a goddamn kebab then
CountVorkosigan
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130106182411/knd/images/7/72/Ice_Cream_Men.jpg
IAmDrBanner
"You listen here you mario son of a bitch I am not here to play games, give me my ice cream"
apotatochip
I can just picture it! I'm sorry but it makes me laugh
NoSenseNoSense
lol. Wiping away tears and stomping, grabbing futilely for the cone as the crowd claps and cheers.
Riyakou
It really does.
bordeauxblues
Oh, it's fine. I think it's hilarious now that I'm a grown ass man and they just look at me weirdly when I stare at them all murder-like.
penguinsfly
murder gibi
Nerdylicious
You still cry, admit it! :D
apotatochip
I guess when you're a child you can't really appreciate a man who is skilled in his craft
bordeauxblues
of course not. he's hogging the goddamn icecream. now, however, I find it hilarious.
Youragent
Someone fucks with my ice cream they gonna get cut yo.
luzaria
Oh man, I loved Turkey for this very reason. We met so many people who had the same cheeky, goofy, awesome sense of humor!
patatolove
Trabzonspor <3
bordeauxblues
daima Trabzonspor!
uyasarkocal
BİZE HER YER TRABZON
Nerdylicious
allahım bu trabzonlular gerçekten HER YERDE! :D
Nerdylicious
Haha.Kıyamam :D
hencethequeef
Zavallı bebek! Here, have some dondurma....çok yavaş!
versacemeatballs
Çok güzel!
grimol
Merhaba! I fell in love with a beautiful Turkish woman named Ebru. I haven't seen her in 20 years but I still love her. üzücü.
KraftDurchKoelsch
I totally fell for a Merve almost 2 years ago. Turkish women are beautiful...
Nerdylicious
Ja wir Türkinen sind schon lecker Maedchen ;)
KraftDurchKoelsch
Ok, lecker türkische Mädsche und kölsch? Hallo...
Tastelikecrabtalklikepeople
Turk as in turk and jd right? Scrubs right? Right?
slapmyassandcallmesusan
inorite?....i was mean muggin the guy the entire time. Just give me my ice cream dammit.
thatsmynametoo
Only vaguely relevant, but I don't care: Tell me about Turkey! ...please. :)
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DiscoTimeBaby
ha
Nadas
Fairy chimneys
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
See.. this is why we hate Turks.. it's not racism.. we just want our GODDAMN ICECREAM!
narst
and turkey too.
Zugswang
They're like the hibachi chefs at Japanese steakhouses, but more persistent with their sleight of hand shenaniganery.
DrinkOuzoForgetCrisis
yes...... this is why.....
tossingEwoksIntoLakesOfMethane
[nods n winks knowingly]
bordeauxblues
We bring this upon ourselves, truly. The icecream kinda makes up for it though.
iBryguy
"this is why we hate Turks"
baneofthewalrus
"not you turk. i think omar stole my pudding"
LargeStupidity
As a German, upvoted you for hating Turks. (not racism, just ice cream)
gravemindx
as a jew, fuck you, german dog
crankcooker
arrr, wuff wuff, grrr...
versacemeatballs
I was in instanbul when I was 18 and decided to try it. It was funny when it was someone else being tricked...
YouMightGetIdeas
Have you become a supervilain?
SweetZombiJesus
He was just toughening you up.
bordeauxblues
This, this is true.
KittehHawk
I feel your pain, kardesim! So many times I got frustrated. So many times I thought I'd trick him, but he ALWAYS moved it. "Ya yeter artik!"
pumpkinmuffietotherescue
NEVER try this with a pmsing woman...
bwchronos
This feels vaguely sexist.
Lachtaube
Dat double cone fake-out tho
ChloeTheMotherOfCocaine
I would have got so pissed and crushed it.
javaMakesMeAnxious
So what do they do with all the cones the other person touched during this tricks?
Lachtaube
10/10 would still eat for same show
droomph
being exposed to microbes strengthen your immune system so if anything you should give him an extra $50
ashmenon
You mean the cones that have been exposed to the germs of a public street for hours that day already? Not sure.
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
WOMBO COMBO
longshot201
You usually pay double for that kind of action
eightbitrevolt
TONY HAWK PRO TURKISH ICE CREAM VENDOR
RunOfTheMillMan
That's weird, because I'm browsing on random and just came across a "radical Muslim" post and the top comment involved Tony Hawk.
GingerTheBeard
id play that game, but only if it was on PS1.
fucktheregiment
HuntHoff
Reminds me of http://imgur.com/XO5e4YW
BeansButNotTheOneFromEvenStevens
That cracks me up everytime. Sometimes I keep a straight face, but I inevitably lose it as soon as the suit stumbles after the fakeout.
Bejk
that old classic!
112864
+360° wrist rotation combo left hand
112864
+360° wrist rotation combo left-hand
Lachtaube
C-C-C-COMBO
Rip901
180*
VulcanP90
no scope x fakey
BattlesTARDIStroyer
Never in my life have I laid eyes upon such a glorious example of a mustache.
roonic86
Until you find one in your icecream cone.
Derplord
You haven't met my dad.
HungryPumpkn
You have not met Braum yet, have you/
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I mustache him how he earned such glory.
bp32
Preach!
depressinglyawesome
That mustache alone could win wars
malachitedragon
I would follow that mustache into hell with a smile on my face.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Clearly you haven't played Braum or Draven. Sorry, not Draven. It's Draaaaaaaaaaaven.
8bitdan
cvneutron
http://m.imgur.com/49eje
arkaham
I have a mustache. That is no mustache. That is something better, greater. That is important and can probably save lives.
JohnnyMnemonic
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/31/dining/01curi190.1.jpg
onrop
Eastern people, specifically around the Middle East and India grow some incredible mustaches and beards.
GMark
Its what you do if you don't have cable.
peopleperson
The mustache is what grants him his superhuman slight of hand powers.
mmmerf
beneath a Fez no less!
Xxxn00bpwnR69xxX
You sir have clearly never been to Turkey.
uulr
I may have a worthy competitor: http://ring.cdandlp.com/nounettetime/photo_grande/114661731.jpg
GreatLordCthulhu
He have one of the best mustache... For here to eternity!
Cknapp303
Looks like Rob Dyrdek.
dynamaux
Itsa me. Mario!
PyotrTheCat
more like: это я Staliи
acertainjenesaisquoi
The moustache may be the entire reason he is able to defy the physics of an ice cream.
odraencoded
He doesn't defy physics, he controls them.
drittesgesicht
he is them
RootAccess
The moustache sticks to his face in ways others do not. It asserts ice'stache sticking properties.
LEFTHANDOFGOD03
http://www.linklup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/memili-rustuoglu.jpg try this
crv09
This wouldn't be the same without the mistache.
Churts
It's fucking luxurious. I want to run my fingers through it. Then eat ice cream. Ahh, the simple pleasures.
IronicDancing
I've been to Tunisia and Turkey, I've seen some fucking whoppers.
FroggyFae
He amplifies his powers by wearing that red vest and being a vendor.
APXONTAS
When you develop such skills, the mustache finds you.
IWantToMakeCrazyScienceWithYou
hencethequeef
Dude, Turkish ice cream is amazing. They can do these tricks because it's stickier and thicker than normal ice cream.
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killerfirefly
I'd like to point out that "standard" north american icecream is all crap. I really hate softserve.
BoscoAlbert
Pistachio is the best.
hencethequeef
Omg pistachio dondurma is my crack.
BananaSquid
Everything Turkish is awesome
Goodnewsbears
FYI: This is called "Marras dondurma" and the real one is only made in Marras, and is made with goat milk
ineffabelle
There's a shop in NYC owned by a Turkish lady and she makes it with goat milk. I'm going tomorrow.
icbpenguin
So it's like gelato?
icbpenguin
Oh wait nevermind, I just looked it up, it has salep flour and mastic resin in it to make it really thick and stop it from instantly melting
hencethequeef
Not really. Turkish ice cream is called Dondurma and includes a thickening flour and a resin that makes it chewier.
Gotokitchentoeatsomethingforgetwhatyouwantedtoeatandstillhungry
Dondurma also include regular ice cream. Turkish stretchy ice cream is called marach or salep dondurma.
msa011
A resin?
hencethequeef
It's called mastic, also known as Arabic gum.
mocheeka
That sounds sooooo good.
hencethequeef
Gelato is basically the same as ice cream but uses more milk cream and therefore has less fat. It also has less air churned in.
icbpenguin
Well gelato has no air, which would technically be less air I suppose
InboxMeYourOods
Churn down for what
Oteneo
naturally, hence, the queef
howdoiscience
Wouldn't more milk cream mean more fat?
hencethequeef
Sorry, I totally wrote that wrong! More milk THAN cream.
Tkzz
If you get the cheap stuff (from street vendors like these) it's almost like bubblegum. Yuk.
hencethequeef
I like the bubblegum!
toxicboyroy
Street vendors sell the best ice cream dude wtf?
raidleadergutts
It's not cheap stuff. It's exactly how it's supposed to be. It's Maraş ice cream.
Tkzz
Point missed. There's cheap Maras and good Maras. The cheap stuff is way too chewy.
raidleadergutts
Oh that. Yeah, I agree.
sodebonair
Proof. http://imgur.com/kLA56OS
RaptorRTR
Turks dont wear those anymore that is arabic
toxicboyroy
That man is not a Turkish man, he looks more like an Indian to me. I was really disappointed when i saw this scene. It is kinda offensive.
TwoDogsFucking
Now I want Turkish ice cream! Where can I get it in the US?
MrLawrenceLady
Very interesting article about it... http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/01/dining/01curi.html?_r=0
KingoftheWildDucks
Your closest bet may be a DQ blizzard. You can turn those upside down and they wont spill
iLynux
Turkey.
droomph
Chicken.
iamthediscofapper
This checks out.
eviscera
TIL everything is in the U.S. (Haha, just kidding! As an American, I know there's nothing except the U.S.)
hencethequeef
Try an international foods store. Or find a Turk. Turks love lavishing their Turkishness on non-Turks.
OmegaTengu
Gross
raidleadergutts
As a turk I can acknowledge this. We love smearing our turkishness on everything. That sounded dirty.
Necropants
I'm a half-turk. I only smear half of my turkishness on everything. Wait..that sounded worse.
harassmentford
Ich bin ein Deutscher. Scheiße das liest sich noch schlimmer!
NotaBumbleBee
Like Chris and Carla Turk?
behind7proxies
The Turkeltons?
HeartOfTheSunrise
"You think my name is 'Turk Turkleton'?"
iBryguy
Mycologics
As a person that has worked with turks for about 6 years I can acknowledge this.
hencethequeef
Or they try to convince you that you are Turkish through some odd roundabout historical way...
Mycologics
Yeah sure, they'll go on about turkish warriors, ottoman empire or whatever.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
They sound like awesome people!
Mycologics
They are! well the ones I knew were great
aesarax
As a Turk, we are aware and enjoy the fuck out of making you tea and feeding you sweets.
Mycologics
And now it's ramadan. They showed me the best places to get Baklava. (and since I'm not muslim i can just eat it the entire day)
PMMeTitsForPuns
I tried a package of Turkish Delights recently because it was in the Snow Queen fairy tale. Not very good. ):
OmegaTengu
You wot m8
warblgarbl
I can't stand them, my mum loves them
hencethequeef
It really depends on the flavor you get and your expectations beforehand. If you wanted sweet, you're better off with baklava.
PMMeTitsForPuns
I think I've tried baklava before and liked it. I'm not sure that the Turkish Delights I had were a good example of them, anyway.
PMMeTitsForPuns
I got them from TJ Maxx.
Shakstar
mmmmmm
SirFishy
Actually i dont know if they use the same ice cream, but i know in croatia they do these tricks and more without the ice cream falling off.
mirdreams
Yeah, I encountered it in Macau and not only did they get me, my friend wasn't paying attention so I got to see her go through it next.
SidMckinzie
Reminds me of quality Dairy Queens that would flip their Blizzards upside down in front of you so you know it is thick.
hencethequeef
Dude, you just made me orgasm a little.
SidMckinzie
I like to please :)
nightaccio129
I don't accept my blizzards until and unless they've been flipped, but thankfully I've never had to request it. They do it without fail.
Necropants
The DQ closest to me has a sign saying if they don't do the flip, the Blizzard is free.
InboxMeYourOods
Try to distract them.. Start a conversation..
nightaccio129
I like the way you think
VenerablePotato
I now know of two delicious Turkish creations: their ice cream and oil wrestling.
AnExtraCurvyPieceOfDriftwood
I need turkish ice cream in my life.
Smilinnoir
Came her for stickier, thicker jokes. So disappointed.
Inchpunch
No, ice cream! Only Khal Kalash! Maybe also some crab juice.
SpecialisRevelio
I had turkish ice cream in Japan, the guy was fluent enough for clever banter in about 5 languages over the half hour I watched him.
felofilipino
So is the Dairy Queen the queen of turkey or something
AntSiogRua
Yes.
BorderlineBoozehound
Though, funny thing is that most vendors are selling something literally translated as "fox testicles."
robertgadling
translated from what?
BorderlineBoozehound
You'd think from a dead language, considering how horribly it's translated at some times, but "older" English and Hebrew.
robertgadling
no, i meant which word/phrase translates into "fox testicles" that is being sold by vendors?
aesarax
That's more or less a problem of anything related to orchids, though.
Nerdylicious
It's not only turkish ice cream it's the glorius MARAŞ :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dondurma
hencethequeef
Lezzetli :)
Nerdylicious
My favorite yummyyyyy
IKeepItOnMe
*Insert sexual joke*
candleinhisdick
*sensible chuckle intensifies* *intensified sensible chuckle*
ChrisDaPatriot
*insert*
HuevosConCarnage
*in*
CorporateFatCat
(3/3) the wife yells "a dildo!? Explain yourself!" to which the husband says "explain the kids!"
JadeNicole
Oh I'll insert something alright
CorporateFatCat
It's more exciting that way. One night, the wife turns on the lights in the middle of the romp and discovered he was using a dildo. (2/?)
ObligatoryCommenter
That is one dedicated troll.
CorporateFatCat
This couple would have sex with the lights off. This would go on for years. When the wife asked the husband why, the husband would say (1/?)
JohnBrom
What about marijuana joke
TheWrathFromHighAtopTheThing
...huh?
soniawesome
LOL
beedude
Found the stoner
IKeepItOnMe
Yes.
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
Marijuana is no joke, son.
Nikodaddy
Some of that real sticky icky ikcy? :)
EyeFarted
Oooo-wee!
HuevosConCarnage
Gotta get me some of that stanky dank.