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Darkfusion23

"Follow your nose" ....... I died

11 years ago |

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Muthsera

#5 totally nailed it

11 years ago |

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newsguycraigevans

I thought the Bob's Burgers bit was spot on.

11 years ago |

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Yodaloid

#8 Looks like the kind of person to shoot up schools

11 years ago |

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the1theycallGreen

TIL don't read these while smoking a cigarette, I wasted most of the drags and it hurt

11 years ago |

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frankbrodie

#35 is actually beautiful though. And if #31 isn't some relation of Sharon Stone's I'm a bent Irishman.

11 years ago |

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pfreis

This subreddit is just magical

11 years ago |

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SirMercury

Love these!!

11 years ago |

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GothKirby

+1 for "dude looks like he could get moonburn"

11 years ago |

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Thundergiggles

#9 What the fuck is wrong is?

11 years ago |

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docthrobulator

The line about the 1980s calling killed me

11 years ago |

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GothKirby

+1 for "dude looks like he could get moonburn"

11 years ago |

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Phoqup

#38. I can't breathe

11 years ago |

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Jumpinjackieflash

Why do people volunteer for this stuff?

11 years ago |

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jonjonthewise

Because they're not scared to be made fun of. If you can swallow your pride and brush it off, you'll go far in life

11 years ago |

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monkeymessiah

Oh my god, leukemia skywalker. I have laughed through the gates of hell. Deuces.

11 years ago |

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IpostMyDogALot

I laughed louder at this

10 years ago |

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FlyingCrow91

It made me choke on my dinner.

11 years ago |

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crotalus123

#19 is fucking savage

11 years ago |

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BygoneMocha

Guy is so happy looking though so I feel like he just laughed it off. His shirt says "Constantly Positive" for chrissakes.

11 years ago |

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OodaLawleeGollyWhattaDay

i actually went to college with that guy, and he would laugh at this no question

11 years ago |

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newsguycraigevans

The guy looks like someone you'd want coaching you at the gym. That comment is why they don't let me make comments on the roasts anymore.

11 years ago |

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Shinotsa

No one is pointing out how perfect the Lester one is? Dude could be on the cast of a GTAV Prequel

11 years ago |

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Shiggityshaybae

I mean, isn't all dick gluten free?

11 years ago |

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citizentrain

Nah, mine warrants a 'may contain traces...' warning at least, with all that spaghetti in my pockets.

11 years ago |

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Fendeezy

#14 looks like Selphie from Final Fantasy VIII

11 years ago |

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benjaminbuttsecks

lost it at moonburn.

11 years ago |

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usernamehasalreadybeenchosentoomanytimes

Those were the two best. Lost it!

11 years ago |

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dontworryguysimhere

Yup... Dropped my phone laughing

11 years ago |

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MFCK82

I misread it as 'Moonbum'

10 years ago |

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Pegussu

First time I've legitimately laughed at one of these.

11 years ago |

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SpiderKiller

Agreed!

11 years ago |

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jonjonthewise

Oh man that was good

11 years ago |

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screamingwinemaker

Rawshank Penetration...? No? Meh, sounded good in my head.

11 years ago |

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Raglefant

Oh god Carolyn Manson cracked me up

11 years ago |

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gaffegiraffe

sameee

11 years ago |

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krymynalchylde

My favourite one, I'm actually still laughing hahaha.

11 years ago |

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Grimz00

Can someone photoshop #25's face up?

11 years ago |

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stannel

fixed :

11 years ago |

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IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt

:DDDDDDDDDDD Awesome man, awesome!

11 years ago |

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IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt

:DDDDDDDDDDD Awesome man, awesome!

11 years ago |

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KawaiiPotatoGirl

Commenting for results.

11 years ago |

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TheLegendaryNipple

brought the top of his head down: http://imgur.com/8AB6c7A

11 years ago |

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OrionRed

I think the girl in #12 is beautiful.

11 years ago |

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eggtartsandfarts

So is 32#

11 years ago |

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Bugofbelgium

Well, she is.

11 years ago |

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sidfromtoystory

#2 is also really good looking

11 years ago |

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OrionRed

Agreed.

11 years ago |

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kittensandzebracakes

I feel bad for laughing..okay I'm over it

11 years ago |

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Dearslay

v

11 years ago |

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teddy42

What was that from?

11 years ago |

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SupC00P

Rick and Morty.

11 years ago |

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TheDogEnd

You know...most of these aren't very clever. You're hot/a slut, you're ugly, you're fat, rocky dennis, rocky dennis, rocky dennis.

11 years ago |

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TheDogEnd

Leukemia Skywalker was clever. Hard-boiled instead of roasted. Moonburn. Cassette tape hair. These take imaginative thinking and quick wit

11 years ago |

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PanicAtTheEverywhere

Why do all of the girl roasts turn into anorexia comments?

11 years ago |

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DarkAndMysteriousInternetGuy

Maybe its the first comment they thought to regurgitate?

11 years ago |

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Magpiebones

It seems to be the only other option if you can't call them sluts or fat.

11 years ago |

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GeovanyAlfredo

Plenty of the girl roast did not mention their weight.

11 years ago |

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DatMormon

I'm legit concerned about #2

11 years ago |

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megagout

Why anyone would invite this on themselves is beyond me.

11 years ago |

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getadogupya

Pretty sure #8 is just looking for an excuse for the inevitable murderous rampage. Yelp.

11 years ago |

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jonjonthewise

It humbles you and shows true strength when you can hear all that hate and come out on top. It's all stuff people say behind your back.

11 years ago |

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anextremeemo

I want to but I'm so fucking lazy

11 years ago |

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Oregonian

I've considered it, but I also have a fragile heart :'(

11 years ago |

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cappuccinofrost

Same I am so curious but also have a fragile heart.

11 years ago |

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SuckAnElf

After seeing these posts I actually want to. I think it's hilarious!

11 years ago |

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Graham3435

It isn't like these are really harsh insults. I've heard plently worse. I guess people are just curious or just really self absorbed.

11 years ago |

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oatscoop

Self confidence. I jokingly insult my coworkers, they do it to me, and we all laugh. The more creative the better.

11 years ago |

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Psychethos

I don't really get what that has to do with self confidence. I think it shows more confidence to genuinely compliment someone.

11 years ago |

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Lurch1911

Roasting isn't about hating others, it's about laughing at yourself, & usually the roasters volunteer themselves to get roasted afterwards.

11 years ago |

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RottenState

I'm guessing they don't have a habit of taking things personally.

11 years ago |

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whyteraven74

I'm willing to bet the people doing the roasting would never dream of actually being this way to anyone otherwise, it's like Don Rickles....

11 years ago |

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whyteraven74

he's the king of insults, and known for being one of the nicest people anywhere. He'd actually get upset if something he said upset somoene

11 years ago |

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BygoneMocha

It's supposed to be comedy, not hate. Pretty sure 99% of the people roasting aren't really judging.

11 years ago |

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MrsZbornak

i know. i couldnt do it . i already have a very low low self esteem .

11 years ago |

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PeaceOfMind69

Maybe they need ro be humbled, or they enjoy verbal insults that may qualify them as a verbal masochist.

11 years ago |

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Jumpinjackieflash

Although I did chuckle several times, but I'm kinda ashamed of myself. It's not like these people can help it or anything.

11 years ago |

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gaffegiraffe

I laughed my ass off at carolyn manson, but that scottish/japanese girl is actually beautiful..

11 years ago |

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TehButternaut

Except that they literally asked for it....

11 years ago |

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ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop

Especially those that are fucking ugly teenagers, most likely already riddled with insecurities. They wanna "look tough" I guess.

11 years ago |

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psychoticspades

It can be fun to see how creatively people can insult you.

11 years ago |

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JapaneseStudentTadashii

Most of it is just "you're ugly"

11 years ago |

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MimzytheBun

I posted but took it down pretty quick bc I pussyed out. Did get this gem: "You look like you do anal on the first date. And like it."

11 years ago |

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Josh253

You're probably an 8/10

11 years ago |

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RaptorBro

Kinda curious to see that photo now lol

11 years ago |

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MimzytheBun

Can't find the pic I actually posted, but dis me >.> http://imgur.com/rp0DlAt

11 years ago |

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RaptorBro

Well I'm sure someone somewhere might be able to come up with something, but I see nothing wrong :)

11 years ago |

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LurrRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8

Would you ever want to get roasted?

11 years ago |

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umuziki

Yes. But I don't have a reddit and I'm too lazy to make one just for this.

11 years ago |

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InternetPointsAreUseless

Yes

11 years ago |

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LurrRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8

Just DO IT!

10 years ago |

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psychoticspades

I've been considering it.

11 years ago |

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LurrRulerOfThePlanetOmicronPersei8

What picture would you choose? One where you look your best or one where you look your worst?

10 years ago |

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psychoticspades

I don't don't have a "best." Even if I did, I'd choose worst.

10 years ago |

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rubbarz

I could see it as a positive, like "oh you think that hurts? Listen to what someone already told me"

11 years ago |

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bustyblonde

I did. Didn't really hurt

11 years ago |

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TheChickWithThePussy

This is the ultimate self esteem test..

11 years ago |

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ThunderEagle

It could give you insight to what stands out most about you when a stranger sees you for the first time.

11 years ago |

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TrxyeSivan

Shoutout to my sister @KevinJonas: I stole this shit from your phone.

11 years ago |

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KevinJonas

Fuck off.

11 years ago |

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TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather

Straight savage.

11 years ago |

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TrxyeSivan

I've made it to Most Viral twice because of you. <3 (P.S - I bought you cheesecake for your wounded ego, love ya.)

11 years ago |

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Fayte

You can wound my ego as many times as you want if you are willing to bring me cheesecake.

11 years ago |

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TrxyeSivan

Welcome to the family.

11 years ago |

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Fayte

I like it here. Its nice.

11 years ago |

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HighSeass

That's just rude

11 years ago |

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DarkAndMysteriousInternetGuy

Ahh the lesser known transgender Jonas.

11 years ago |

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