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UrsaUrsa
That's the right attitude!
SamanthaWhitlock
Need more Capaldi on imgur
TerminalHerpes
the way he plays the doctor seems a lot like how he acts in real life and I like it
MrChurch
I don't remember the name of the first girl I kissed, but I remember she had a cold tongue.
shinyRK9
oh, shit, i still need to see last week's episode
melks
Yes you do. It was great.
LadyCottonHead
That's really sweet. But I don't want to marry the first man I kissed. He grew up to be a bit of a knob.
zeusdemigod131
I don't remember this episode of Doctor Who
lukemwp
As a guy in a long term relationship with his highschool girlfriend, this makes me happy :)
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I married my 1st girlfriend, after we separating for nine years, were engaged to other people and then found each other after bad break-ups.
Splodgey
Being someone who's always wanted to be like Capaldi (in terms of love life), and having recently lost my 1st gf, this gives me hope
lordfluffycus
Vote Elaine for new companion!
YouHadMeAtHell
"Local Hero" is an amazing, funny, beautiful movie. Peter Capaldi is hilarious in it.
kahavi
I love that movie so much.
kharmatika
Upvoting with one hand, spanking it with the other
Moist666
Oh shit haha
kharmatika
lol, you too, huh, Satan?
kinghupahjoop
tom baker level Dr.
2304
If he's given a better companion, Capaldi could very well take his place right next to Tom Baker.
melks
Why do so many people hate Clara? I don't get it.
2304
Her story ended when she jumped into the time stream. He shouldn't have pulled her out, it defeats the purpose of the character.
TheUsernameIReallyWantedWasTaken
I have a hard time being optimistic about love. But this kind of makes me hope.
27yoUGLYvirgin
I have a hard time, too, but even this doesn't give me hope.
AFlyingPrius
I'm with you on that front
HeyLookiHaveAUsername
These really didnt and don't have to be gifs
ijustwannafavoriteshit
Right?! This is what I call Buzzfeed gifs.
dagg3r
Sorry but I would have to disagree, this guy has character which can't be experienced in pics.
Pyrovilia
This.
DeepSpaceNiners
You don't get the full effect of the attack eyebrows without the gifs.
MenOnlySeeBasicColours
Oh go fuck yourself with a cactus and complain about something that matters like Nestle.
imguralifragilisticexpialidocious
Bad ones at that
momofthreeanddogandcats
I married my first kiss ...
Davidnfilms
ssssaaauuuuuccceeee!??
IAmAPunishingGod
http://www.hulu.com/watch/848442
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
He was in a band with Craig Ferguson. Which is awesome.
zbaerenlovesme
and I saw on an episode of the graham norton show that he bothered the doctor who fan club a lot. This guy...I like him.
naytorin
I can only imagine how much Craig fangirled over one of his old buddies becoming the Doctor.
MarkRizznHopkins
Indeed. He fangirled all over the show, in his own way. Watch the clips. Priceless.
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
WHERE SHOW ME LINKS!!!!
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
Craig had his sister on the show. her: "Do they know you used to bare-knuckle box for cash?" Craig: Sh sh sh sh sh - they don't need to know
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
She was a writer on the show I think. They're hilarious together.
MandNBeers
They both could still be on acid. They're not sure
flatdeer
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/understood_that_reference_avengers.gif
DetectiveGaff
Capaldi is the fucking man
jonbristow
Capaldi is fucking the man
PostingJohnBarrowmanEveryday
http://imgur.com/m95g8bF
PostingJohnBarrowmanEveryday
http://imgur.com/ZQP6RxQ
SpewyLouis
The man is fucking Capaldi.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Well, that's sad. Who's going to tell Elaine?
Mycologics
FUCKETY BYE
itsPixie
I just love this
baranovich
Something about "arse spraying mayhem"... That movie was hilarious
Nabashin
Yes! I cannot see him without immediately thinking of Malcolm Tucker.
00LimaRomeo
That is why I won't watch the "Thick of It" series until he vacates the TARDIS.
missastromccluskey
If only he brought a bit of Malcolm to the role...well, a lot would be great:)
MadBeatrice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Blf073f2Lc - here you go :P
missastromccluskey
thanks - that's what we need !
InfiniteBreadStickss
http://youtu.be/5Blf073f2Lc I just posted this for someone else but you should see it too.
missastromccluskey
ahhh thank you! :)
HeroThatWasNeeded
What is love?
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Sacrifice
HeroThatWasNeeded
Starwars2thewrathofhan
Excellent use of the Doctor
27yoUGLYvirgin
I wouldn't know.
HeroThatWasNeeded
You had one job! And that was to sing.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Baby don't hurt me :(
HeroThatWasNeeded
Don't hurt me.
ashleypomeroy
Does anybody love anybody anyway?
HeroThatWasNeeded
I'd hope he loves himself.
Chronotrigger42
baby don't hurt me
jonhnefill
Don't hurt me.
IAmAPunishingGod
No more.
QuackNate
Vladislav.
slagath0r
*bumps head*
DiddyMao20XX
And then I pulled Mongoose out of my kilt and chased down a snake witch.
RingoStalin
https://33.media.tumblr.com/560c905cd695e3d47cc7bfe7dd7f6ce4/tumblr_nkyaqwzX9V1tdzeevo2_r2_400.gif
Lexicon90
It's romantic and I love this but don't feel bad if it's not the case for you. To each their own, eh? Finding your SO is worth the journey.
FullMetalMongoose
He is really a great Doctor.
Kendo2710
He has surpassed Tennant and McCoy to be my fave Doctor (only just though).I love the attack eyebrows,I love the more angry Doctor.=)
ethantremblay
Well shit. I want that too, but I'm well past hitting a home run on my first try.
Dr0Hesinsideher
I think the only first a future wife and i could do would be her fucking me in the ass with a strapon while fishhooking my mouth, with me1/2
Dr0Hesinsideher
Jerking off myself as well as jerry, and a team of gay midgets film us from a helocopter.. or the other first would be missionary 2/2
27yoUGLYvirgin
Poor you.....
TheProofIsInDePudding
I wouldn't want it on the first try. I'm curious. I want experience.
toote
Was expecting Malcolm Tucker, so was surprised by the lack of swearing...fucking Brian
SerBrassur
GET ME FUCKING BRIAN
Dough150
Peter Capaldi is the coolest doctor. Actually, he's just the coolest in general.
Pyrovilia
Oh god, I thought he was crying and was preparing onions. I like these gifs, I like his face, I like Doctor who.
cakebythepound
so small.. my tiny eyes just cant
Amythyst
Touchtouchh
Don't think it's safe to cut onions and flip through imgur... you know focus on one thing at a time
Thorslax
Who?
GoodbyeItWasntMeYoureLookingFor
D.o.C.t.o.r..w.h.o.!
TastyBrainMeats
Listening to the Season 8 soundtrack right now. What a great Doctor he's made!
Unreadytree
He was great in the Musketeers too
themouseking
I do not like Dr. Who, I know whisper it in hushed tones. I love Capaldi though, The Thick of It taught me everything I know about swearing.
LalyBee
Doctor* who. I actually like doctor who but not capaldi at first. Sp brash. Love hij now though! Took some time.
Pyrovilia
If it's any consolation I didn't like Lord of the rings or Harry potter (okay a bit on the potter). *runs away from comment section*
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Pyrovilia
Haha, that's the face I was expecting.
InfiniteBreadStickss
WELL LUCKY FOR YOU : http://youtu.be/5Blf073f2Lc
snuzzled
I love Capaldi as the Doctor, but I absolutely can't stand Clara. She always steals the show. Can't wait until she's gone.
CiraEssera
Spoilers- she's leaving during/ after season 9. It's been confirmed. You get your wish. I miss the Ponds.
snuzzled
I saw I saw :D Me, I miss Donna. She was fleshed out, interesting & bold; without stealing the show or being overbearing. She was his buddy
keyqueen
GOD BLESS YOU. I'm the only one of my Doctor Who-watching friends who can't stand her. Everyone else thinks I'm a picky twat.
snuzzled
Oh god all my friends hate her too. And I loved her at first, when she was just Souffle Girl. But they overexplained and shoehorned her in
keyqueen
She was GREAT as the souffle girl! But you're right, they butchered her. Maybe I should watch the show with your friends instead...
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PrefectlyToasted
Yet they have royally ruined it now...The replacement for the screwdriver, ffs.
ICouldntHaveAnyOfTheUsernamesIwanted
I was not impressed. If that stays I'll be furious
DildoandAdidas
Wait I thought the screwdriver was the same...
ICouldntHaveAnyOfTheUsernamesIwanted
Nope. Not atm. It might not stay, *furiously prays*
maribl
there is no way they will keep it. remember the feez? nope nope nope. it they do it there will be a riot.
PrefectlyToasted
It's different; the fez is a character symbol - it doesn't need to be present at all times. But this is a core item. Glasses + hoodie = :(
maribl
no i refuse to belive it. if they go down that road they may as well get him blue BMW for Tardis
Pyrovilia
I refuse that is going to stay, there should be a spoiler alert in your comment tbh. :x
Pyrovilia
Refuse to believe*
PrefectlyToasted
I tried to keep it as spoiler-free as possible XD And, tbf, it could refer to things other than what happened in this episode!
Pyrovilia
Yeah, understand. I didn't really like episode 1 and was ready for a sad season, but wow did they pick it up in episode 2!
dagg3r
Too true, he has such character. This is genuine
Pyrovilia
I want to hang out with him and Tennant.
FionnaTheWhovian
Don't forget Matt Smith!
Pyrovilia
Well, technically I'd like to hang out with all of them, including the dead ones. But it's those two in particular.
flatdeer
That's an odd visual...
HeroThatWasNeeded
Matt, David, Peter and Tom.
Legitster
I keep a list of everyone I've had sex with. It's called MY MARRIAGE LICENSE! BOOM!
ckels
Lawyered!
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
I have one too! It's my divorce papers! Suck it, other people... Please.
rocket5513
Is op's mom on there?
FelixTheAnimator
My hubs can say that too. :D
ShovelingSunshine
Ditto, me not so much.
FelixTheAnimator
Haha, same. I had a 'reputation'.
orangespatula
*Slow claps*
jonhnefill
Congrats on the licensed sex!
baldingrandpa
Licenses*
manslut
I too keep a list of everyone I've had sex with. It's called the Bible. Mathew, Mark, Luke and John. And Jesus.
verdimundi
There were 2 Johns in the NT...
Carmichael106
I don't get the joke/reference...
BadW01f
That's kind of funny and sad
precrimapr
It's just a joke about the differences between Barney and Marshal on How I Met Your Mother
IAmAPandaButt
It's a how I met your mother quote
iclearlyhavetissues
Nah. People aren't beer. You don't need to try them all.
fireeternal
Thats not really an argument, so why not?
EconMajorHere
God, I seriously wake up every day and hope romance becomes more attractive than casual sex
fireeternal
I know a lot of polyamorous people that would disagree on the concept of romance you're using.
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spacecatts
MARSHMELLOW
realmgic
I once dated a girl with a same list. unfortunately you know that book as the phone directory.
TheMthrFcknPenguin
Your comment made me spit out my coffee.. well done.
roninswanson
Bruh
BreadyStinellis
I read a "Boom!" at the end of your comment, even though it wasn't there.
realmgic
The boom is implied… :)
BlitzerRhames
"My wife likes to talk after sex. She keeps calling me from the hotel room" -Rodney Dangerfield
ninjato229
I had that, but then she was a whore. The next year was a wild tornado of booze, tears, vagina, and shame. Thanks 2013. We had fun.
kungfuskunk
There there.
GhostfaceKiliz
YOU TOO!?! Though, he was a whore, 2013 was a wild tornado of tears, booze, penis, & concerts, with a little shame & a lot of money to spend
ninjato229
Fuck that year. She took my money. At lease the military paid me.
GhostfaceKiliz
Things are better now though for you, right?
ninjato229
oh yes, leaps and bounds better.You?
ninjato229
oh yes, leaps and bounds better.You?
thesrhughes
Eventually you just lose the shame.
wambu
Eventually, you just USE the shame.
Bertholomew
"Our witnesses really know us well"
27yoUGLYvirgin
I don't need a list :) :| :( :'(
jdavis1186
I also keep such a list. HERE IT IS *holds up a blank sheet of paper*
gorblin
before I met my husband his FB prof pic was the Zero Bunny from "everyone else has had more sex than me" ... CLASSY
LoopStricken
Hey, give me my list back you thief!
SleepingSickness
Marshall, is that you?
redbrickown
Lawyered.
yoggo
I know that reference.
SunshineandSummertime
No, it's Big Fudge
nudistsincebirth
Was going to upvote but you were at sixty nine upvotes so I keft you alone.
OllieOC
This whole post is funny because my name is Elaine, and Im the only girl my boyfriend has kissed (been together 4+ years, marriage hopeful!)
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
I'm a little confused as to why you're replying to the comment with this.
ToasterLiberationFront
See FP post where top comments are all taken, reply to top comment so more people see it, get more upvotes, ?, profit.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Well, yeah. That's what I assumed.
OllieOC
Pretty much. A vie for attention for the factoid I felt like sharing with the internet that is not useful to the population in anyway
caligulag
And he never watch porn, right?
valen00
Is that somehow related?
FireBreathingFerret
I think he's suggesting that the boyfriend in question could be lying about never having kissed anyone else
SaintMaceToTheFace
Because he is an asshole
PleaseHoldMyCandle
Even the minister, witnesses, and court clerk?
SmertNSpecial
Hot dang
Esteen95
And probably Moon Boy for all we know
PleaseHoldMyCandle
I understood that reference
Nineteenletterslong
It was a group effort. I wonder if orgies are like group projects in school, where one person does all the work, and everyone else complains
the1chaos
Just the bad ones.
Nineteenletterslong
Or pretends they are awake.
JR2000
This is actually exactly how my first orgy went. First there was the dreadful "pairing off". The attractive people chose (1)
JR2000
each other. Then we all began fucking. Luckily I ended up with a hot petite girl. I was too nervous to really enjoy it. We had been (2)
JR2000
drinking and doing various drugs but it was starting to wear off. By the end of it only a couple people actually came and the rest just (3)