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billionsofkeys
So this is how Hatoful Boyfriend happened...
TaddyBojangleConnoisseur
"I trusted you!" - First bird, probably
McL0vin
Wow literally top 10 all time imgur posts.
SageGirl
As a cockatoo owner... I know that look. Me and my husband laughed ourselves to tears
TheHudsonHawk
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
InverseNarnia
I'll admit it, I did not see that one coming.
FloridaMansSideKick
I did. :/ I'm spoiled. :( But it's still awesome.
Kais3rSos3
I was expecting some really bad dad joke
go10
no one did... the birds... they attacked without warning
AbzM
Exclusive front line footage http://imgur.com/fUlAZFX
Elealyan
Best BTG I've seen in a while!
AnonymousEnigmatik
~Round of applause~ that's awesome I wouldn't mind seeing more
wrknsmart
*ever
bobula42
Agreed
TheNotSoGoodSamaritan
After the Gif, actually.
PutThatDown
Whoa whoa wait, people call it "Before the gif"?? I've never heard that, Ive always called it "behind the gif"
JonSnowsAbs
I think btg stands for "behind the gif" not necessarily before
OmegaTengu
Nope, BTG has a comic before the Gif, hence the name, After the Gif has the Gif and then the comic.
xxsimpsxx
it is behing the gif not before the gif
nolovelost
Unless you read it as Behind the gif instead of before. Referencing the more popular phrase 'Behind-the-Scenes.'
kanyeweststolemynipples
Nice
Zezombye
Well, it has always been "behind the gif"... The subreddit is even called /r/behindthegif.
PutThatDown
Whoa whoa wait people call it "before the gif"?? I've never heard that, I've always called it "behind the gif"
DoubleStuf
Right but behind the gif is supposed to be explaining a back story...behind the gif lol. This is more... gif fan fiction? Haha
TheNotSoGoodSamaritan
:o
elrick43
Yeah, this had some actual work put into it
luvas
The only BTG I've seen in a while ...
McBook
It's like Emu war all over again
DarthVaderVersusThePope
What does BTG stand for?
DarthVaderVersusThePope
Haha, I suppose I should have known asking a question like this would open the Imgur floodgates. XD
MartialSpork
"Big Tacky Giant"
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DarthVaderVersusThePope
Oh okay. ^_^ Thank you! :D
NamesIsHardYo
Behind the Gif
isaaclw
I'm trying to decide if it's a "Behind the Gif". Usually they explain why the Gif happens, but this is the opposite. Still amazing though
legolasmcm
With a hard g. As in Giggidy.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Butt To Gullet
chokemewhileifinish
BEST BEHIND THE GIF I HAVE SEEN!
powerpookie9000
This is why I come to imgur.
Givemeabreak432
Ah yes, for reddit posts.
powerpookie9000
Imgur is the image hosting site for reddit. So, yeah.
Imjustaroundforthepoints
When the comment on the comment on the comment gets more points then the comment on the comment. Nice.
lolimserious
imgur used to be more consistently stuff like this. i miss it.
powerpookie9000
As do I. It's become r/cringe.
lolimserious
I usually skip about 15 posts before I find a funny or original one. So there's like a few worth seeing on the front page every day. boring
powerpookie9000
Yep. It's basically porn and reposts now.
HighrockTendales
One of the best btg I've seen. 10/10
jenderalcilik
that "Why???" look from the first bird..
SomeIgnorance
BIRDEMIC!! IT HAS HAPPEND
zackofspades
That is the most aggressive I have ever seen an animal stare.
MyDogJake
Behind the Gif making a come ack. awww yisssss
ZarcharyTaylor
Video of the first attack.
HerrBisch
I am so glad I favourited this so that I could come back and enjoy it all over again, having forgotten it was a BTG.
OffWithMyHeaddardStark
Thank you for not putting BTG in the title. That totally caught me off guard. +1
SireChayChay
How many people do I have to explain the word "myriad" to before someone uses it right?
MrNoodlemansbrother
3?
EdwardIII
Just me. I'm the last one.
Mookystick
A whole myriad of us .
soso456
Start by us.
GreenOnionBrother
Ahm, they didn't use it incorrectly. Myriad is the Ancient Greek word for "10 000"...
GreenOnionBrother
Oh and BTW, I didn't just use wikipedia, I had Ancient Greek in school, but either way, it's corrrect.
norill
but "hundreds of birds", "thousands of birds" are fine? what's so special about ten thousand that you can't use it this way?
Absurdest
One of the most beautiful BTG
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
That look of betrayal and disgust
lawrus
That's the point of the gif
curiousrayoflight
Someone should edit little flames into the birds eyes as he slowly cocks his head back at him.
jteb
That bird is like "this, this was your last chance. I'll be back."
gamer2k4
That's the "I'm not mad; I'm just disappointed" look.
InboxMeYourOwls
Mmmmmm whatcha saaaaaay....
ElTigreChang
It almost looked like an "internally screaming" moment imo.
AbzM
Exclusive Front line footage http://imgur.com/fUlAZFX
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
it's literally creeps me the fuck out how he looks at the guy
FuckThisThingInParticular
Brought to you by imagination.
violetpolkadots
I read a study about monkeys that recognized unfair treatment and show their disapproval. Cockatoos are very smart birds.
FuckThisThingInParticular
Every gif here that has a living thing making eye contact has a top comment about how "its eyes say blah blah highly specific stuff blah".
violetpolkadots
Yeah, I get it, but just saying it's very possible this bird realizes it's been shafted. Or at the very least is standing by for its due!
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violetpolkadots
You can make educated guesses based on actions and behaviors, though. In this case, the bird waits for a nut after seeing the first get one.
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
is the entire point of this post
HughLaurie
I really do feel bad for that bird.
GR3453m0nk3y
I don't. I love all* animals. *except fucking birds*
theimgurgiraffe
Maybe.... Maybe he had already given that bird a nut and wanted to give the other one a chance.
11shutupbabyiknowit
I dont thinks so ...you can see whenthebird realises it was being fucked with weve all feltthat... its feels like shame .. mostly
HughLaurie
Yeah but he was clearly teasing it by keeping the nut just barely out of reach.
Lefingebi
I only hope he was given a nut after the camera stops.
TicoMachi
He may have also been given one before, and that is why the guy wanted to give it to the other one.
tshort006
Oh, he got a nut alright.
dadog170
THE BIRD IS THE WORD
Oscill8s
A BOPPA OOMA MAOW MAOW, BOPPA OOO MAOW MA MAOW
zackofspades
A reading, from the Word of Bird.
Knillis
I see what you did there Peter
ilivethreeyearsinthefuture
you have 69 points sorry but take my imaginary upvote.
fluggnugget
Craaaaap
SlagathorDeb
ba ba ba bird bird bird bird is the word ba ba ba bird bird bird bird is the word ba ba ba bird bird bird bird is the word
MrBurd
Can confirm, am bird/word.
Trottski
The last 4 images are from a New Zealand advertisement for Stihl chainsaws. Its really funny.
waylonwillieandtheboys
Son, look after your mother... what'd he say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGuqUkrqAHw.
eavila95
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stewie-head-turn.gif
jitspoe
Obi24
A wild pidgey appeared!
ArtoriasoftheAbyss
No wonder we lost...
MissTwist
"You'll make this look good in post right?" -- "What the hell is post?! KEEP FLAILING" -Rifftrax commentary on this scene. Love it!
AlakazamRemindsMeOfASlowLorisButHeHasAMoustacheAndBendySpoons
Was praying for birdemic .. thank you
stumbleberry
Reminds me of Diablo 2.
scandispatula
THIS. IS. BIRDEEEEEEEMIIIIICCCCCC!!!!!
hopsmax101
Excuse me Sir/Madam, do you happen to have access to the gif where they are coming out of a hotel room with those hangers?
Glupo
Commenting so I remember to watch this piece of art movie
ProfessorWasp
Wow thats some high quality war footage right there!
Nightleave
http://imgur.com/hfD3vAN
AutomaticUltraviolet
Love you babe
SmegmaMilkshake
THE EYES DON'T WORK!! Magpies rule supreme!
Pikka
Gaddamn motherf... I knew it was that!
SeeY0uNextTuesday
Uhhh what is this from? Asking for a friend.
Pythias
I'm his friend. I would really like to know where this is from.
TheDon850
Look at my comment above you
SeeY0uNextTuesday
Thanks, bro.
TheDon850
Birdemic shock and terror. The worst movie ever made but hilarious on how bad it it.
SeeY0uNextTuesday
So this wasn't an edited gif? I'm so excited.
TheDon850
Not at all. The movie is absolutely terrible! But so so good.
MunsterZero
Oh no, they're flapping their wings! Yep.
theIdris
In one scene they douse a woman in acid. That's never explained even a little, by the way.
UserAnon91
Um, Global Warming?
theIdris
Oh, geez, right, how could I forget?? Stupid me. If only they'd gone to imaginepeace.org.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Thank you for that. Now I will be shaking my head all afternoon to the saccharin sentiment and plentiful non-sequiturs. Its very surreal.
duskargentum
That's the second Birdemic reference I've seen on Imgur today.
Skornish
It's an epidemic.
Lordbandington
The first being....?
MatrixDM
If New Zealand proved anything it's that we can't win against them.
Corsair212
They didn't employ enough punt guns
ComicSansAlert
Cosemawn
I think you're thinking of Australia
MatrixDM
Ah dammit you're right, Whatever, it was a reference to the emu wars, we all know. :P
Cosemawn
It's still early, quickly repost with correction and no one will be the wiser ;)
MatrixDM
NOPE it's too late, I will accept my fate of being wrong and looking like an ass. I'm sure Imgur will be forgiving "Cough".
Merasite
NZ has those parrots that will eat ANYTHING! mostly out of curiosity.
sewell
Kea! The ones at Death's Corner ate my fluffy dice that were on my car. and took most of my friend's rear lip off.
GTimgur
Should be "myriad birds" but yeah I laughed, good job! :P
SeverusSnapple
I actually scrolled down looking for exactly this. Thank you.
norill
you say "hundreds of birds", "thousands of birds". so why not "myriads of birds"?
GTimgur
It's not a grammar rule, it's just normal English syntax. You use "a hundred" and "one hundred" differently. Same concept, but in your brain
GTimgur
the former is treated as a unit and the latter as a number. You can say "200 meters" (unit) but not "many 200 of meters" (number). You dig?
16501533282295
What about, "a myriad of?" Would that work, too?
GTimgur
"Myriad" works like a number, so you wouldn't say "100 of birds." The of is syntactically redundant. Weird but cool!
GTimgur
You COULD say, like, "multitudes of birds" or "many multitudes" since multitude is an (ambiguous) unit.
DarthVaderVersusThePope
Yes, it would. A "myriad" is a old unit meaning "10 000". (1/2)
DarthVaderVersusThePope
So, if you had ten thousand grains of sand on the beach, you could say, "I have a myriad grains of sand on my beach." (2/2)
GTimgur
See, this is wrong. You can say "grains OF sand" but you can't say "myriad OF grains" like mattk1017 asked. Myriad isn't a unit. It's a #.
GTimgur
Which is why it's also weird to say "a myriad." You wouldn't say "a 100 birds" (number), but you would say "a dozen birds" (unit).
popopocelot
Just ship in more Asians to ur area. We eat everything. They'll be an endangered species in a year.
DonkeyOfTroy
Just say that it's good for male performance. The species will go extinct within a month.
Selwynn
This isn't even funny, not all Asians eat eveything, most of Asian friends I know don't.
Snowskeeper
I'm sure your Asian friends are very proud that you stood up to an Asian making jokes about their own ethnicity's apetites.
popopocelot
Seriously dude I'm Asian. I was just joking, but based on what I saw in Thailand we fry & eat everything that moves & put it on a stick
iamapolarbear
I think that guy meant *American/Canadian/whatever* friends with Asian ancestors. I've been to Asia. I've eaten those things off of sticks.
Glumerlink
"You son of a bitch"
fiera
"I didn't want your stupid nut anyway!"
ItWasTheOneArmedMan
Arnooouuld voice...
BlastMaster417
"You made your choice, now you will die for it"-General Flappington
WatsonRaymes
I read it, "General Fappington" ...wtf is wrong with me
LamarTheHeadhumper
*seinfeld voice*
eronth
Not nearly enough curse words to sum up the anger.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Rest in deace
cuervo0921
Nuts?
balkingtowinnie
rest in feathers
shoopdawoop2000
Do you mean peace?
ASongOfPissAndFarts
No deace...AS IN DEACE NUTS, BITCH!
FlyinHawaiian13
If I'm familiar with how the kids speak these days he meant "Rest in Decent"
ASonOfIceAndFire
Ok, I deleted the other comment it had too many spelling mistakes. "Nope, it's a reference. The next line is deace? Deez nuts."