Sleep tight and try not to vomit

Jan 22, 2016 11:47 PM

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This a bobbit worm

https://i.imgur.com/g57iMrY.jpg from @Nightelfbane

This a molting scorpion

This a predatory flatworm that is attacking an adorable snail

This a katydid feasting on a cricket

And this is a feasting comb jelly

This is a tongue-eating parasite fuck

Most commented thing edit: This fucker looks smug.

This is a godforsaken sling-jaw wrasse

This is a motherfucking snake not on a motherfucking plane eating bird eggs

Edit: This was corrected after everybody said it's wasn't a snake laying her eggs.

This is a goddamed ribbon worm that's cumming

Edit: The cumming part is a joke
https://memecrunch.com/meme/1JCJ5/lighten-up-francis/image.png?w=400&c=1

This is hairy pubic mess

For every upvote, you kill one of these mofos

And don't judge people, this is totally someones fetish.

An ogre-faced spider

This is a jawfish with baby jawfish

An army of ants eating the fuck out of a dead gecko

This is a snail shooting balls out of his ass

This is a mother loving spaghetti eating leech

This is a carnivorous caterpillar just wrecking a fruit fly

This is a crab eating octopus

This is also a fucked-up crab attack

This is what usersub stands for, a motherfucking python vomitng a kangaroo

This is a intestine-shooting sea cucumber

This is a molting giant centipede

And here the fucker eats it's own exoskeleton

Mobile edit: Listen to this song you deserved it after this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXK_n7GeVuw
If Youtube thinks you live on Endor, the songs name is The Avener, Kadebostany - Castle in the snow (Feder Remix)

Mobile edit: Here's part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/og64n

feasting comb jelly aka agar.io

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Well now we know what katydid

10 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

huehuehue

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what did Delaware?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how the octopus takes the crab to the water like it's going to fucking drown it. Great plan octopus

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fun@Parties: The octopus is much more mobile underwater, making eluding predators easier. Plus it probably has a sweet crib there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

damn nature scary

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

They could have used any of these bits for the "damn nature, you scary" bit on family guy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else want pizza now?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's my secret, I always want pizza

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tongue Eating Louse, specifically. Drinks blood, kills tongue with blood loss, attaches itself to the stub and acts as the fish's tongue -

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Until one of them dies. It is by far the most discomforting thing on this list.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NOPE.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds of a book I had as a kid that I was scared to touch the pages. Loved the big book of bugs

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ha, I did that too with the bug section of the animal encyclopedia, turning the pages with trepidation, preparing for shock but being brave.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bobbit worm? More like Sarlacc larva

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

sarlarva

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course I looked at these on the toilet. Now I'm afraid one of those fuckers will jump into my anus.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I only made it halfway through, this was too much for me.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WTF is #20

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Intestine-shooting sea cucumber

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I cant believe this glorious creature isnt on your list - -- Surinam Toad

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

that must be so fucking itchy...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And my trypophobia is kicking in, along with a creepy hint of fuck this shit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fuuck that. That makes me uncomfortable.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Than whatever you do, dont google Trypophobia. Dont do it.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

lol, don't worry, I have already my jimmies rustled... uncomfortably in the past.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, whatever you do, DON'T google it! Now I fel extremely uncomfortable....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You bad mother-noper, giving wrong ideas... I know you like it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you think he did it?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also love how this totally has usersub material written all over it.

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 17

I want more op.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking more Buzzfeed..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bitch please, get that circle jerk bullshit out of here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What? This is front page material. Not all those D&D posts.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

just gonna say, that snake looks like it is eating bird eggs not hatching snake eggs.... feathers everywhere etc

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna go ahead and assume you did this on purpose lol, 2016 rick rol. The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think i didn't get that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my comment? if so; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXK_n7GeVuw = The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OOOOOOHHHHHH not trying to Rick Roll dude. The songs name is The Avener, Kadebostany - Castle in the snow (Feder Remix). Enjoy!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah haha thanks I'll check it out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 images remaining..ehmm...no.No no definitely no..

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right? Saw the pubic mess/ spider ball nightmare and scrolled to the comment section as fast as possible for comfort.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for adding "This is a" in every picture..

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's not cum. Iirc that's something akin to its intestines.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As soon as the scorpian shed my mind went 'ATTACK!!!' I was born a warrior,

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't kill them they are my dark friends

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Uhhh...that snake is just eating bird eggs

10 years ago | Likes 767 Dislikes 2

And the ribbon worm cumming was also a proboscis worm not cumming.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Thank you, that description bothered me :))

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Read The Crows of Pearblossom by Aldous Huxley (Brave New World). Its his only children's book & its savage AF about sneks eating eggs.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I knew something was fucky.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Shh... be quiet. They may not know that MAN also eats bird eggs.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disgusting. Horrifying. Disturbing. Absolutely phenomenally fascinating. Great post.

10 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 2

5/7

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I f*king hate you.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What is the snake eating?!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 is a snake hatching eggs and #19 is a python vomiting a kangaroo. Cool right?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A snake eating bird's eggs. (Clue: feathers)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But why is the python vomiting? Was the prey too big or was it disturbed by someone?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought snakes can't spit out. You sure it's not in reversed?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snakes can regurgitate their food. It helps them escape predators by making them lighter

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Molting always looks so refreshing to me. Kinda like taking off your pants when you get home. Nice.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

nope nope nope

10 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 3

Silly, this was the perfect time to post the nope octopus!!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or the nope rope

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm going to have so many new nightmares tonight

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope nope no NO NOOO!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always felt bad the way Jack treated that snake.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

You mean Jake?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes, thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I meant Jake. Thanks to spiritualbeingonahumanjourney for catching that one for me!

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Where is this from?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Command and Conquer, Ion beam fires on the baddies base and hits a store of liquid tiberium, shit's volatile as fuck. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

and some video sauce in stunning 240p, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg7nOP40lHQ

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy crap, I gotta play this!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't like the screen shake as soon as it hits, that's not how vacuum work

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I couldn't stop scrolling. I tried, I really did.

10 years ago | Likes 1716 Dislikes 1

I couldn't stop screaming. I tried, I really did.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got to the end and felt both disappointed and excited. glad that's over.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just saying that!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of these are so adorable and wouldnt hurt a human even if they could :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea my dick gets all excited aswell

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did too friend i cried and started scratching on most of these

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Its all ogre now - Spider probably

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Youd really like r/wtf then...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why did I kept scrolling? :-( now my bed feels like it's crawling

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I refuse to click that link.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

in Wayne June's voice "I could not look, nor could I look away! Dx"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So gross yet so satisfying.

10 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

...screamed the stable boy

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reference game on point.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...slimy, yet satisfying?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hakuna Matata

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If a worm did that on my hand, i'd just assume the hand is lost and reach for a machete before whatever it's tryin to do gets into my blood.

10 years ago | Likes 585 Dislikes 1

Its not cumming, it pretty much spits its insides out to explore enviroment

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

There was a post about it. The white stuff is kinda like a nose it inverts to get a feel for its surroundings...or something like that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, right?! What the hell? Gettin into your blood and either mutating, digesting, controlling or impregnating you i reckon.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I believe there was something proving that particular thing was CGI. The real worm's doesn't spread like that and is one sold piece.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

You won

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I legit just finished watching Army of Darkness

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There was a huge post about this awhile ago. I think it's called a 'proboscis' and it's a way of figuring out the environment ... I think!

10 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

They use it to eat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like a 'nofuckthis'

10 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

That sir was grade A right there. +1 to you.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

i just got that. i think i was half asleep when i read that the first time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

figure out a better way to figure things out holy shit nature

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*walks into a room* *throws up his intestines on the couch* "Ahh, this must be the living room!"

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

WARGGHBARGBGHLLL Hi mom!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v near the end is relevant

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

I instantly thought of this!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sauce good sir

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's what I thought of as well.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What's the sauce for that gif?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Ajin: Demi-human. A pretty good anime from Netflix (believe it was based on a manga, haven't read it if so).

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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This is made in source? Interesting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No... It IS the source...

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*scarred

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That one officer is tan

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That blanket needs another "R".

10 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Guys I got it, he means "R. Scared" short for "Really Scared"

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Exactly.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scrared?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Scaredr?

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