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This a bobbit worm
https://i.imgur.com/g57iMrY.jpg from @Nightelfbane
This a molting scorpion
This a predatory flatworm that is attacking an adorable snail
This a katydid feasting on a cricket
And this is a feasting comb jelly
This is a tongue-eating parasite fuck
Most commented thing edit: This fucker looks smug.
This is a godforsaken sling-jaw wrasse
This is a motherfucking snake not on a motherfucking plane eating bird eggs
Edit: This was corrected after everybody said it's wasn't a snake laying her eggs.
This is a goddamed ribbon worm that's cumming
Edit: The cumming part is a joke
https://memecrunch.com/meme/1JCJ5/lighten-up-francis/image.png?w=400&c=1
This is hairy pubic mess
For every upvote, you kill one of these mofos
And don't judge people, this is totally someones fetish.
An ogre-faced spider
This is a jawfish with baby jawfish
An army of ants eating the fuck out of a dead gecko
This is a snail shooting balls out of his ass
This is a mother loving spaghetti eating leech
This is a carnivorous caterpillar just wrecking a fruit fly
This is a crab eating octopus
This is also a fucked-up crab attack
This is what usersub stands for, a motherfucking python vomitng a kangaroo
This is a intestine-shooting sea cucumber
This is a molting giant centipede
And here the fucker eats it's own exoskeleton
Mobile edit: Listen to this song you deserved it after this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXK_n7GeVuw
If Youtube thinks you live on Endor, the songs name is The Avener, Kadebostany - Castle in the snow (Feder Remix)
Mobile edit: Here's part 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/og64n
CSASIN
feasting comb jelly aka agar.io
harmlesspotato
Well now we know what katydid
MrHarryBallzac
huehuehue
aboxacaraflatafan
But what did Delaware?
themadgeographer
I like how the octopus takes the crab to the water like it's going to fucking drown it. Great plan octopus
vauhtihirmu
Fun@Parties: The octopus is much more mobile underwater, making eluding predators easier. Plus it probably has a sweet crib there.
CeilingOctopus
damn nature scary
mortimermata
They could have used any of these bits for the "damn nature, you scary" bit on family guy.
iseethebluescreen
Does anyone else want pizza now?
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
That's my secret, I always want pizza
SkyePyro
Tongue Eating Louse, specifically. Drinks blood, kills tongue with blood loss, attaches itself to the stub and acts as the fish's tongue -
SkyePyro
Until one of them dies. It is by far the most discomforting thing on this list.
Mooncalled
NOPE.
anthrax4breakfast
This reminds of a book I had as a kid that I was scared to touch the pages. Loved the big book of bugs
squintish
Ha, I did that too with the bug section of the animal encyclopedia, turning the pages with trepidation, preparing for shock but being brave.
BackwardsK
Bobbit worm? More like Sarlacc larva
Locolarue
sarlarva
CanadianShitposter
Of course I looked at these on the toilet. Now I'm afraid one of those fuckers will jump into my anus.
LahSmile
I only made it halfway through, this was too much for me.
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
WTF is #20
striperbot
Intestine-shooting sea cucumber
tapemeasurepencilpenmouse
I cant believe this glorious creature isnt on your list -
-- Surinam Toad
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
that must be so fucking itchy...
peaceloveandgraffiti
And my trypophobia is kicking in, along with a creepy hint of fuck this shit.
CaptainQuarkk
Fuuck that. That makes me uncomfortable.
tapemeasurepencilpenmouse
Than whatever you do, dont google Trypophobia. Dont do it.
CaptainQuarkk
lol, don't worry, I have already my jimmies rustled... uncomfortably in the past.
antielovena
Yes, whatever you do, DON'T google it! Now I fel extremely uncomfortable....
CreepyFrenchie
You bad mother-noper, giving wrong ideas... I know you like it.
LevSco
do you think he did it?
striperbot
I also love how this totally has usersub material written all over it.
mohrPANDArchy
I want more op.
ArsenicAndOldLace
I'm thinking more Buzzfeed..
ohsillyus
Bitch please, get that circle jerk bullshit out of here.
18Litre
What? This is front page material. Not all those D&D posts.
CanadianLadyMoose
just gonna say, that snake looks like it is eating bird eggs not hatching snake eggs.... feathers everywhere etc
striperbot
I stand corrected.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
I'm gonna go ahead and assume you did this on purpose lol, 2016 rick rol. The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
striperbot
I think i didn't get that.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
my comment? if so; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXK_n7GeVuw = The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
striperbot
OOOOOOHHHHHH not trying to Rick Roll dude. The songs name is The Avener, Kadebostany - Castle in the snow (Feder Remix). Enjoy!
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Ah haha thanks I'll check it out
sylvestros3
12 images remaining..ehmm...no.No no definitely no..
Fernwooding
Right? Saw the pubic mess/ spider ball nightmare and scrolled to the comment section as fast as possible for comfort.
niloemu
+1 for adding "This is a" in every picture..
flattoppancake
That's not cum. Iirc that's something akin to its intestines.
UmWho
As soon as the scorpian shed my mind went 'ATTACK!!!' I was born a warrior,
DirtyOldTowne
Don't kill them they are my dark friends
reptilek1ng
Uhhh...that snake is just eating bird eggs
Cruxador
And the ribbon worm cumming was also a proboscis worm not cumming.
pimt665
Thank you, that description bothered me :))
DocHammerPants
Read The Crows of Pearblossom by Aldous Huxley (Brave New World). Its his only children's book & its savage AF about sneks eating eggs.
jinky74
Thank you. I knew something was fucky.
NinjaJanitor
Shh... be quiet. They may not know that MAN also eats bird eggs.
thequietone27
Disgusting. Horrifying. Disturbing. Absolutely phenomenally fascinating. Great post.
UnPetitSugarcube
5/7
sirjabberwock
I f*king hate you.
afartnSpartan
http://imgur.com/39qmklr
SailorEllie
What is the snake eating?!
striperbot
#8 is a snake hatching eggs and #19 is a python vomiting a kangaroo. Cool right?
squintish
A snake eating bird's eggs. (Clue: feathers)
vauhtihirmu
But why is the python vomiting? Was the prey too big or was it disturbed by someone?
ChocolateWithRaisins
I thought snakes can't spit out. You sure it's not in reversed?
reptilek1ng
Snakes can regurgitate their food. It helps them escape predators by making them lighter
UpVoteDragons
Molting always looks so refreshing to me. Kinda like taking off your pants when you get home. Nice.
itrepresentsthedualityofman
nope nope nope
Snarknado
Silly, this was the perfect time to post the nope octopus!!
raptorsoldier
Or the nope rope
difficultdifficultlemondifficult
I'm going to have so many new nightmares tonight
nordhate
Nope nope no NO NOOO!
Imjustsupposedtolook
Always felt bad the way Jack treated that snake.
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
You mean Jake?
Imjustsupposedtolook
Yes, thank you.
Imjustsupposedtolook
I meant Jake. Thanks to spiritualbeingonahumanjourney for catching that one for me!
Kind0ne
SpaceDeath
Where is this from?
Nietsallinav
Command and Conquer, Ion beam fires on the baddies base and hits a store of liquid tiberium, shit's volatile as fuck. 1/2
Nietsallinav
and some video sauce in stunning 240p, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg7nOP40lHQ
SpaceDeath
Holy crap, I gotta play this!
GuckFoogle
I don't like the screen shake as soon as it hits, that's not how vacuum work
Captainpoopypants
Nope
tothereandbackagain
I couldn't stop scrolling. I tried, I really did.
Moridion
I couldn't stop screaming. I tried, I really did.
vduds
I got to the end and felt both disappointed and excited. glad that's over.
pineapplepunch
I was just saying that!
Cere4l
Most of these are so adorable and wouldnt hurt a human even if they could :D
gubbstrut
Yea my dick gets all excited aswell
amann717
I did too friend i cried and started scratching on most of these
SomeDudeNurse
Its all ogre now - Spider probably
thatsnotright
Youd really like r/wtf then...
DeadlyPeenut
Why did I kept scrolling? :-( now my bed feels like it's crawling
Philospher
http://www.badbedbugs.com/wp-content/uploads/bedbugpicture-01l.jpg
MoochingSloth
I refuse to click that link.
RogueLanguageModel
in Wayne June's voice "I could not look, nor could I look away! Dx"
MotherflippersThinkEverythingIsAMotherflippingJoke
So gross yet so satisfying.
frogeater
...screamed the stable boy
MotherflippersThinkEverythingIsAMotherflippingJoke
Reference game on point.
IAmTheGatekeeper
...slimy, yet satisfying?
JohnnyAllee
Hakuna Matata
Pugsleyx
If a worm did that on my hand, i'd just assume the hand is lost and reach for a machete before whatever it's tryin to do gets into my blood.
D3nticon
Its not cumming, it pretty much spits its insides out to explore enviroment
xellbe
There was a post about it. The white stuff is kinda like a nose it inverts to get a feel for its surroundings...or something like that.
XanderCorsaj
I know, right?! What the hell? Gettin into your blood and either mutating, digesting, controlling or impregnating you i reckon.
imjared19
I believe there was something proving that particular thing was CGI. The real worm's doesn't spread like that and is one sold piece.
Locolarue
It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist.
UrpiArvasti
You won
fartswine
I legit just finished watching Army of Darkness
LindsyLovesLemons
There was a huge post about this awhile ago. I think it's called a 'proboscis' and it's a way of figuring out the environment ... I think!
zombiesphere
They use it to eat
Retry12
More like a 'nofuckthis'
AfraidSkeleton
That sir was grade A right there. +1 to you.
LindsyLovesLemons
i just got that. i think i was half asleep when i read that the first time.
DarkCrawler901
figure out a better way to figure things out holy shit nature
DarkCrawler901
*walks into a room* *throws up his intestines on the couch* "Ahh, this must be the living room!"
DarkCrawler901
WARGGHBARGBGHLLL Hi mom!
SpaghettiFox
SauteThoseOnionsYouSickBastard
I instantly thought of this!
Goobinator
Sauce good sir
JruqsJr
That's what I thought of as well.
bootyman
What's the sauce for that gif?
Halykan
Ajin: Demi-human. A pretty good anime from Netflix (believe it was based on a manga, haven't read it if so).
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aPokal
This is made in source? Interesting.
SpaghettiFox
No... It IS the source...
Pengroves
TeeMee123
*scarred
JoshOfTheDeep
?
raptorsoldier
That one officer is tan
whotheduck
Amazing.
JabbaThePizzaHutt
That blanket needs another "R".
HerrBisch
Guys I got it, he means "R. Scared" short for "Really Scared"
JabbaThePizzaHutt
Exactly.
RogueArt
Scrared?
PonyMadness
Scaredr?