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Close call
Sep 11, 2017 4:28 PM
Oscarwildebastardson
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RalphtheMagnif
"Easy dinner"- Man on boat with club
MissFla
That is some “killer”video. See what I did there. No seriously, that was awesome! I think I would be just as scared as the seal!
helmutboy
The dialog is beautiful
doinkus
Final whale - "Soon"...
misscarparty
shiiii
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
they never teach you as a kid how much of an asshole orcas are.
FrankTheTalkingRabbit
They gotta eat yo
Everaye
Poor baby. Look at his eyes :(
LosPer
I hve family
lordbucket
The interesting thing here is that the whale is choosing to not knock the boat over because human. They do attack from under ice.
theitinerantnaturalist
It's actually because only one population of orcas actually knows that trick.
ForestLibrarian
+1 for the captions.
OnlyRepliesWhattheFuck
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
And I thought great whites were terrifying to see just below the surface..
13inchesofFloppyClownShoe
MisdirectedHostility
Scared shitless
tjn24
I'm 95% sure i would punt that seal right back into the ocean if I were that guy. he's cute and all but those things flood icebergs.
JackInTheB0x
That's why I'd freak out if one ever hopped on my kayak/surfboard. All those gifs I always think "white".
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Fucking Orcas...
Gammelfar
Thats what you learn as a navy seal
WalkItOutLikeTheFlash
At first I thought he was trying to avoid the propellers, then I saw the whales
GooBa25
Was that two killer whales and a great white or three killer whales?
KnucleheadFlow
A whole bunch of killer whales
TemporaryUzername
i hev femly!
metalfoto
I liveded
redtails2649
Never come between a Nasgul and his prey
FuckPuddles
I am no man.
superanth
Dolphins are like "you lucky basterd..."
AirBrian
How traumatizing would this gif be if the whale caught it while it was half way up
PeopleDoNotThink
metalfoto
I guess u are fun at parties
DickMercenary
eagle193
yes, like that
JarJarDrinks
"Put seal meat back on the menu"
squintilyincredulous
Whoa
Roganisms
They guy dipping his hand in the water with the go pro is out of his damn mind! At least 6 hungry orcas and he's like look it's coming!
TheAngryMarineBiologist
There are no verified reports of Wild Orcas ever killing humans. He's fine, and this coming from a guy who hates Orcas
Orcastra
Are you angry because they keep eating all your research subjects?
Foxjames95
That final stare down though
daanibf79
I'd be pretty scared if I were that boat owner. I've seen those fuckin' things move icebergs just to get what they want.
hobbitbandit
I would have fed the orca.
conradwoody
I don't know, they can be sneaky.
STGxDante
No Futurama gif :/
Yacobs21
I don't think seals are that strong
DannyDeDevito
I only saw the seal the first time watching, was like, how does that little thing move icebergs.
theitinerantnaturalist
Unless you are dealing with Antarctic Type B orcas, this is not a problem.
Coflapjacks
I wouldve shoved that seal back in the water.
ObliqueRay
Dick move, dude.
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
No, you haven't. You have no seen an orca move an ICEBERG.
stingraysds
Username checks out.
IAmTheBadW01f
He means the lettuce. They are capable of shifting entire heads of lettuce under extreme circumstances.
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
That's a pretty sick move by a sick fish
esqueaks
Dude, you are fucking funny!
VulcanP90
Have too. https://youtu.be/oxDZW4k8tCY?t=2m40s
Thisusernameisalreadyinusefuckyou
Man fuck the ocean, there are so many terrifying creatures out there.
SomeMenDreamOfCookies
That's an ice floe. An Iceberg is substantially larger.
VulcanP90
TheresAlwaysSomething
/r/iamverysmart
HaikuCarChase
Yeah, my agenda would immediately prioritize getting the fuck out
LegendarySuperSwine
Why not just shove the thing back in the water, like dude said whales are big, and if it wants the protein it could easily take it still
snowfork
Because the seal doesn't want to die and could open an artery in your arm while it fights back knowing you are sending it to its death
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...!
LegendarySuperSwine
Riekid
HaikuCarChase
There's something distasteful to me about pushing a blubbery sea-dog to its terrified death. I suspect boat engines > whale fins
ehnayehn
Of course it's distasteful, it doesn't mean it's not the smart thing to do. Orcas are smart enough to avoid the engine.
badboogl
How fast do boats like that go? Orcas can swim pretty close to 30mph
LegendarySuperSwine
Just like a land dog, they are animals not matter how much you care, your life and friends/family with you is more important
LegendarySuperSwine
That being said i would still feel bad about the death of a dog (land or sea) but my life and my family's lives are top priority.