Does this mean that I can finally call myself a mathematician?

Feb 15, 2018 5:06 PM

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Front page edit: This is so neat! Thank you all! Send puns and recipes!

Also, the title of my thesis is "Simulation and Modeling of High Energy Laser-Induced Droplet Shattering in Clouds." Basically boring a hole through the cloud to then send another through unobstructed. From the math side I solved some PDEs numerically.

If you like drilling holes so much maybe one day you can work for the Boring company.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your master must be so proud

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Grats!! I'm writing my PhD thesis now. Seriously...my masters was a walk in the park compared to this.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeeeahhh, not sure there is a PhD in my future...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure which one of us should be asking, "what am I doing with my life?" Cool though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it makes you a mathmagician.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Math. It's a helluva drug.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations! Got any celebratory plans?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ate one of the new ruby chocolate kit kats and napped, lol. I'll celebrate this weekend with friends

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations on your work. I'm sure you've worked hard for it. 수고 하셨습니다!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, are you a chicken? Bc then you'd be a mathamachicken. Sorry I haven't slept in 3 days.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always envision defending a thesis as being like standing in front of Chef Ramsey and telling him he's wrong about the dish.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/Lrlro3YJ15o I always think of this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see it as defending kid against the school bully with the end goal being being the bully realizing his actions and becoming friends

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congrats!! You’re so brave for even attempting a Masters. You deserve all the kudos!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're too kind!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've accomplished something I'm struggling to finish. Best wishes to you!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! And good luck to you! It will be done soon enough!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any financial tricks you'd like to pass on to me? That's really my biggest problem

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was blessed to be well supported financially by my school. But learn to cook, it's cheaper than eating out or those pre-made frozen meals.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats! I defended mine in August, prepare for your body to crash hardcore before you start recovering

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I napped for two hours once the adrenalin ran out. It felt amazing

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's good, thought I meant crash like, flu symptoms and bed ridden for a week. That's what happened to me and all my engineering buddies

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After each of us defended. I was up for close to 50hours straight on the day of my defense, the crash was imminent lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah, I hope I don't crash that hard!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed! Wishing you health and happiness! Congrats again

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congratulations. Are you going to be one of the weird ones who cuts their grass in the same shape as the graph of arctangent?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I don't think I have enough patience for that, but it sounds cool

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When the snow melts, I have got to try that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In all seriousness, my Calc professor did this. He said it also pissed his neighbors off to no end. He had a very chill personality.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Defended it, like from attacking ninjas?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just use ODE45...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just pulled a bugs bunny style "no you" "no me" reversal on my daughter. I'm stoked for you too though and your master is.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats! Writing and defending my historical thesis was one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. I hope it's the same for you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Congrats

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Defended it? Like a wrestling belt? Is that how it works? I hope that's how it works.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's definitely almost kind of not quite but totally how it should work

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, but people need to stop sending every personal milestone to FP. It's starting to feel like attending nephews piano recitals everyday.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I honestly kind of agree, and genuinely didn't think it would get there. I just kinda wanted to share it with the void

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gave up the will to live halfway through mine. Good times.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Evidently I was expecting clouds to part and Angel choirs to sing, because I was REALLY F*CKING DISAPPOINTED when none of that happened

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/thesis_defense.png

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sadly I forgot my sword at home this morning

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to fence, 1 day I thought about bringing a foil in to use as a pointer... decided that it might not go over well with CEO. Congrats!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think any CEO worth his salt would love that!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

unless you defended your thesis with guns and ammo like a PROPER mathematician, then no.

8 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 6

Guns are shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I thought proper mathematicians used drugs and alcohol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's theoretical physicists

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Proper mathematicians defend their thesis with swords. And I do know as I also have achieved the rank of a Master in mathematics :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Artillery would be more appropriate.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood - and I hope to go out the same way

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[please disregard the double post...]

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We've lost some good mathematicians to duels.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

He said guns and ammo, not children's card games.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was talking about proper duels with guns and ammo.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood - and I hope to go out the same way

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good on you, @op. I'm hoping to do that later this semester.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best of luck!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait is a bachelor's in math not enough to become a mathematician ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Bachelor's in history wasn't enough to be a historian for me. So, maybe it translates universally.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What area of math?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Applied, mostly numerical pde solving.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are you studying? And are you a phd candidate or are you stopping at the masters?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been invited back if I ever choose to pursue a PhD, but I'm stopping for now

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Addition of really big numbers. like REALLY big

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cool. 1 of my favorite profs in undergrad had that explanation for his PhD from temple. 1 of my students is going after a PhD in math logic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NO. You get to call yourself a MATH MASTER

8 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 0

*mathemachicken

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mathturbator?

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Math debater

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mathster*

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mathster! Mathster! Where’s the equations that I’ve been after?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mastermatician

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mathemagician?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Congra-fucking-tulations. I’m writing mine (law) and defending it in June. I’m stressed out of my mind

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

What helps is sitting in on other defenses. Getting to see others fuck up is great relief.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That definitely helps. I picked up on all sorts of things to 'not' do!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same here(biomedical engineering), I've no idea how I will manage.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good luck :) i will defend mine in June as well! Economics though :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck too! Where do you study?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweden. You?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Belgium but I studied in Sweden ???????? last semester!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you don't mind me asking, what's your thesis on?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The relationship between free speech and racist hate speech in an international comparative perspective (CERD-USA-Europe)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds pretty cool and insightful. Thanks for sharing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Biotech in May. Im more worried about my lack of stress

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope it doesn’t kick you in the nuts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The next few months will be crazy stressful, but you have to remember that you know your material better than anyone else

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Fellow master, her. I recently defended mine (January) and for my luck I got chicken pox the week before sending it to revision. Madness.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What was the subject of your thesis?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It was very applied, "Simulation and Modeling of High Energy Laser-Induced Droplet Scattering in Clouds"

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I definitely know that those words were probably English maybe

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Drop a link pls?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If the work is part of a larger project there might be a moratorium on it until papers are published.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you always have to “defend” your thesis? My dads business thesis just has an “A” written on the top.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol, it varies from school to school, not all master's programs even require a thesis

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s actually really comforting. Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fellow master, here. You will do great, you did all the work, you know it back and forth.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best of luck!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You got it dude.

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