Dat ass dough

Jul 12, 2017 9:02 PM

thewyldebrat5

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Look at dem buns

Buns

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

these nuts though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, that was the yeast you could do...

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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I appreciate you, Ben.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i would buy a dozen just to hear that joke again sometime later.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eat it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe if he said "dat dough ass" he'd have a better response?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nothing like having a nice hot fresh piece of loaf

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bun puns.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knead this recipe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must have a butter face.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How many people did he say that in front of to be mad that not one person laughed?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Link to the tweet? Date?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed, good sir. I laughed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes it is....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You gotta make sure you anaconda wants some

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Pillsbury dough boy's fetish.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok, anatomy jokes aside... I really want that bread... why?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Niether did I

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This whole thread is on a roll.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make sure to lube up your knife with butter. You're not gonna want to go in dry.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

can confirm

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Find new friends

9 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 2

I find it funny, but the spoken pun probably would have just gone over my head TBH

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll be OP's friend!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As long as I can get dat ass dough.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Add me to the friend list!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

dat peach

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would have laughed my butt off! Probably even chortled or snorted! Lol

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Snortled.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yup, that too! Once I'm off any mixture of hysterical noises could erupt! Got a problem with that? Cheeky grin!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No problem at all, I too have made my fair share of unexpected and slightly inhumane noises!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would've laughed. I make weird jokes all the time, and people just think I'm a bit slow.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

You just knead to rise to the occasion..

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sorry about the smell.. it's a bit yeasty.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But does your anacondada want some? Cuz clearly she got bunz, hun.

9 years ago | Likes 734 Dislikes 7

My anaconda don't-

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My anaconda don't-

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Anacondada

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I don't always want buns, but when I do, I have an agenda.

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Is that RT?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It certainly is. With a baby faced Gavin and all

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

HEADLIGHT FLUID!?!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And elbow grease.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nope. Just this stupid flag.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That comment is always kneaded.

9 years ago | Likes 227 Dislikes 2

At yeast it's original

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Guy I dated yrs ago gave me a massage. Me: "I feel like I'm made of dough", Him: "You must be because I knead you", Me: "Get out."

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We deserve butter than these stale puns..

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Yeah they're very crumb-y.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

We may be on a roll here..

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I rise to the occasion.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm not gonna rye, your puns toasted mine..

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