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Nov 24, 2016 1:46 PM
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AJCanuck
I'm not sure I'd risk damage to my car to box in one of these assholes...but kudos to those who do
Jedi69er
I drive a lifted truck every time I see one of these post I think "please don't let there be a douche truck guy"
GoodNewsCigaretteJuice
in #1 the # of spots matches the # of cars
ottercontrol
I wouldn't be to mad over #39 if they parked correctly, the rear end would probably stick out a foot or 2 out of the parking spot.
ottercontrol
Or with that license plate, like half a meter
BaloneyBob
I must remember to carry chalk.
losttheabilitytoeven
Your username had me laughing for longer than it should have. A+
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Leave these women alone.
AnAwfulName
In some of the pictures I cant tell which car was the asshole first
webberjo
#3 The owner of that car pays for both of those parking spaces.
vDorothyv
Couldn't that truck be using biodiesel? It would qualify for alt fuel parking
PatronSaintofKillers
To be fair, some of these are understandable. Rich people are better than the rest of us and should be allowed to do as they wish
TinyqueenB1212
That Lamborghini with the boot on it made this list for me.
DrunkSnoopy
Try parking in a college parking garage ...seems lik there's always someone we cnt park for shit
HazeRiot
Anyone taking more than one space like this deserves to get their car keyed
HoboGangster
EacanFTW
This post makes me want to punch someone in the throat
FeeltheFX
I saw douche park his truck on a pile snow. Left it there too long and the pile melted enough his truck got stuck teetering on top.glorious!
abullnamedferdinand
#26 I'm okay with the truck parked this way as long as they have a handicap parking permit. I'm not okay with that ball hitch though.
Autumlove
Yeah, he may need the extra space to get out of the car confidently and no hit other vehicles.
prufock
He could back into the space properly, then his door would be on the clear side.
InvadingYourSpaces
What's wrong with the hitch?
abullnamedferdinand
It's just laziness. If it's not in use put it away so people don't smash their knees on it.
Mengmoshu
Everybody in my town seems to leave their hitches on. It annoys me, because I'm the one who puts ours away.
Perle9
The only guy who makes sense is the truck in the handicap spot-he probably has a hard time getting out if he is that close to the other car.
SuperSwiggitySwag
I don't understand how some of these are even possible.
vihra
Are you saying that the rules don't apply to these people?!
deepbullet
I didn't know Hillary Clinton had so many vehicles......or even a driver's licence to drive them all.
halborski
Lamborghini guy got a boot, so he might learn a lesson today.
AmericasHouseguest
I'm going to carry chalk in my car now.
shakedownblues
Yup, I'm also in for this
Chpgmr
Eh it's just gonna snow soon.
NotAnIroningBoard
Carry black chalk then. Jeez Louise
busydad
Was thinking this too.
TheDogEnd
Well, aren't you a sweet and gentle soul. I've been looking up recipes for molotov cocktails. Burn that fucker to the ground!
Chrichelle
Acetone works great! :P
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Thermite. Right on the hood.
popculturella
I have for months. Worth it.
JudgeMentaI
I just carry my keys.
wordtoyourface
Me three
JamesTrickington87
Carry a snickers bar. Partially melt it and stick it on their windshield. Simulated poop
Txbuck
No you partially eat a jolly rancher and stick it on the window. It gets so stuck it can break the glass when you attempt to pull it off.
NightFuryLee
im gonna see
Siris11
All I learned was that I need to start carrying chalk in my car cause those ones are hilarious!
xxknight48xx
Only one that I would be okay with would be the alternate fuel one. Just cause you get better mpgs, doesn't mean you get a better spot. IMO
Kuroinoakuma
It's also a pair of spots for COMPACT cars like a Nissan Leaf, not fucking pickups and Utes like a F150 or Hilux.
xxknight48xx
That part I get. Where I'm from those fuel ones are all over and they are full size spots. But if it's a compact then save it for compacts
AGiantTransWoman
Remember guys; if you need to park in two spaces because your car is new / classic / new paint, park in the back where you're not bothering.
fortnitefemboy
Relevant xkcd
Eluminaea
Why is #3 women's only parking?! lol is that a thing in Germany?!
cogs
Private lots only, apparently for safety: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women's_parking_space
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
That's sexist. What about men who want to feel safe?
SKELETONMAAAN
It's not like it's illegal for men to park there.
DopeyFuckedaPenguinAgain
Most of these are just complete ass hats but the few and far between make me ask how
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turbulentlizard
Second last is probably making a delivery in a vehicle too large to park normally, so did that to not block traffic. Pretty reasonable.
GoochoLibre
A few are cars slipping out of gear and slipping out of their spaces, but some people are also just DOOOOSHBAGS.
theusersub
I don't judge the handicap ones because sometimes those people need room to the side of the vehicle,and the spaces aren't conducive to this
CaptainShackleton
Some people park like this because they're afraid their cars will get scratched.
TeddyLicious
CorneliusSoctifo
Extra wide spaces, because you know....
Shaftmaster
Triggering intensifies
Boredinthe80s
They have these in German multistory carparks as safe spaces.
clairemarie91
I've seen reserved spaces (in Ireland) for expectant mothers. There was a little picture of a stork on the plaque. So cute
doggetofftheqcekmty
Also confused
Matthew0275
I had assumed pregnancy.
Pawnderlust
In Canada we do have expectant mother/parents of small children parking. But it's not exclusively for women.
SKELETONMAAAN
Many of them also have "buttons" nearby that you can press whenever you feel in danger.
MyHughJanus
https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/worldviews/wp/2015/08/10/the-debate-over-germanys-sexist-women-only-parking-spaces/
KingNyuels
I have to say something about this headline: Its wrong that it is "women only". StVO (Straßenverkehrsordnung) states, that there
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isn't such a difference of the genders of drivers. If you want to force it "only women" you have to get a private parking place where StVO
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does not apply.
HippyMama86
Learn somethin new everyday
SendMeNoots
I believe some places have them for 'safety' reasons. In better lit areas closer to store exits etc. Not always about being wider.
KingNyuels
Additionally: As statistically women are more likely to become a victim of a crime, they "fear" such closed/dark places. To make it more
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confortable for them, they are closer to the exits (Germany)
Vandammit
So now I know where to wait.
SFCrawNik
No, they're wider.
DKSAN12345
The benefits of migrant crisis
GetSchwifty
Geeze women arent that bad of drivers. I dont see why its dangerous having them park with men.
deepbullet
Checkmate, motherf***er! (#4) -motorcycle guy, probably
gotwake424
Good way to get your bike dropped when the car owner tries to move it out of the way
Cheomesh
It's a piece of equipment, it will be fine
TheTipTopTopHat
If the biker makes a note of the offending car's numberplate and takes a picture, they'll know who's responsible if the bike is damaged.
garrotinho
Great way to get stabbed by a biker too
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Good way to get shot by the driver as well.
Snaggley
The second to the last might have shallow spots so he had to do that, and green truck in handy cap isn't blocking anything if he's handycap.
cogs
*handicap. And they're both in a designated pedestrian/wheelchair zone.
Snaggley
And the red truck in the compact car parking still parked between the lines despite small spots. The rest are pretty bad though.
RedroverRedrover
It's not about just parking in the lines. First of all, it's going to be difficult for anyone to park beside it and still get their door /1
RedroverRedrover
open. Second, you can't tell how wide the laneway is. Sticking his hood out like that may make it hard for the cars around it to get in /2
RedroverRedrover
and out of their spots. Especially the car right across the way. And traffic might be impeded too. Where I live, the parking garages are /3
RedroverRedrover
extremely tight, and if it says compact cars only, there's a good reason. /4