WullieBlake
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Mar 24, 2018 8:37 PM
WullieBlake
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obligatoryguy
For realz, how is death the beginning of everything?
PizzaStation
Then everyone started clapping.
greenrayofsunshine
That black hole
illistan
letter e
RuFusDarK
I thought it was the Big Bang tbh. Oops
MIusername
Nope. None of that happened.
Fractoman
Why is there a green smudge on this post?
longNECKpeople
Yea, kids on point.
longNECKpeople
If this actually happened
iwyn
B'anal'
GoliathSkittles
https://youtu.be/oz88kJSdT6Y?t=1m17s
Hypobaric
How tf is death the beginning of everything? Little idiot
chunkii
You silly shit, that’s awesome.
themechanic68
You're an idiot
birnamredux
“Awed” has one syllable.
tigerbalm2986
letter E
murderhobbit
R/im14andthisisdeep
ThisUserNameReallySucks
The kid isn’t wrong.
AtsaMattaForYou
JulzyDancer
I would like to buy a vowel please
pinkevilgirl
C'mon, it's: The beginning of eternity, the end of every place. The beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
MouseTheFooDog
That doesn't work as well though, the beginning of "the end" is T, not E
Siouxdenim
Exactly
SoIJustWriteAnythingHere
but the answer of death doesnt make sense
Sapherno11
How so? I agree the first doesn't, but the other lines do sorta match up. Want me to walk through each line? (not condecending, just offerin
justatinyzergling
Well not litteral death but it could be argued that everything starts with the end of something else
Sapherno11
True, but I was more saying the other lines fit fairly well. Death would be the "end of everywhere", because places have significance we
Sapherno11
give them. Death of humans, those places loose significance, they simply "Are". Though Death of the planet would kill "everywhere" too
hipshopbutcanthap
I've always heard. The beginning of eternity the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every place.
MidLifeChrysler
People that use the word 'banal' in everyday conversation are the most insufferable douchebags.
Gianttesticlemonster
42
Wakborder517
42e
ErikWarriormage
Oh dear god, I want to upvote you but you have exactly 42 upvotes tight now and argh....!
Samiinthehood
0.42 * 6.28 + 0.028961855e = 0.432*6.28 =e
Samiinthehood
Answear to everything in reality is 43.2, see above
InoZera
I mean... They aren't wrong?
VonHagenstein
That is a brilliant and poignant answer. May that first grader live long and prosper.
CopperLeagueGaming
the 1st grader must of googled it.
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
Idk the word “end” is in there a lot... think you’re not giving kids enough credit. I’d think most 1st graders would say that
Hellbino
Spoiler:
Hellbino
“E”
Hellbino
I was at least nice enough to put a spoiler warning.
Midgetsoup
E
rusrsdude
Yes it says so in the post. Thank you for the clarification.
DreadPierateRoberts
I didn't read that far
rusrsdude
Did you read from bottom to top? LOL
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
(1/2) This is the worst version of this I’ve seen. It doesn’t rhyme. Should be: “I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
The beginning of every end, and the end of every place.”
AtsaMattaForYou
kaijinMaker
.
bobstallone
Words
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
Yep, that is an astute observation.
igndar
Actually, 8
KobeBurger
Vykoz
Yes
thxph
Oh, I know this one. It’s a magic mailbox.
JCBaggins
Yes.
clitflicker
W-h-a-t has 4 letters, s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s has 9 letters, but n-e-v-e-r has 5 letters.
usernameiwontforget
Ahhh, I thought the 4 was an arrow.... ????
MehOK
Thanks for spelling it out
mrr90
It is not a question.
VeganFeministFlatEarther
It always annoys me that this is so grammatically broken for no fucking reason. "What has four letters, sometimes has nine, and 1/2
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Never has five." Is grammatically correct and even makes more fucking sense, and doesn't look like a 4 year old wrote it. 2/2
belselk77
Whaat
aguacatedeldiablo
5 letters
Schmongo
Correct
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
Dyslexia!
PoetDesmond
Yes.
AmelieWithSpoon
Yes.
MrBoogerPig
It's a statement not a question :)
Justbreakshit
Doesnt it have 2 letters?
JustSomeEnglishGuy
Yes, also has 4 letters
cnutmuffin47
And somehow has 8, as well.
MadeAnAccountSoTheLogInPopUpStops
7*
PSFE43X
Bravo team.
Rixius44
In actuality, there are 9 letters
Cyanosis1184
R/thatreallyhappened
TheThorniestBerry
It made the news a few months ago. I think everyone just over analyzed the reactions of the kids. It was a pretty dumb news story too.
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NotShakespearesSchool
My fifth grader was reading at college level -- could have been a private school. Perspective matters.
Adthay
I was really into riddles as a kid and always "death" if the question was a what am I that included a lot of stuff, because not because 1/
Adthay
I was deep or something but because it was the right answer a lot and I wanted to be right 2/2+
Porecomesis
You have a very compressed world view if this seems implausible to you.
AltEff4
You don't have a first grader if you think this was written on the board for them to read.
AltEff4
They can absolutely comprehend the idea. But no 1st grade teacher is giving multiple 10 letter words for their class to read.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
You'd be surprised what kids say and think. Sadly, the deep ones are usually the ones that are abused or othereised fucked up.
Falos
Well, some people DO like to quote "death is the beginning". As if the antonym of expiration is somehow negated by pretending hard enough.
AltEff4
The point is, no teacher would write this for a 1st grade class because the words are advanced. Source: I have a 1st grader
TotallyNOTtheCIAdudeSERIOUSLY
Idk man, kids are fucking weird/scary sometimes
flamekinzealor
Worked at Boys and Girls club, can confirm
SelfiesAreAppreciated
I was told by my 3 year old nephew that I was gonna die. Agreed that kids are scary.
LordAlfrey
AltEff4
I'm copying my first graders spelling words for you: head, read, use, few, boy. This didnt happen because these aren't 1st grade level words
Xedi22
We had those in kindergarten....cursive too. 2nd grade made me “learn to print”. Asshats.
Fishworshipper
I don't know, 'death' is a pretty basic word and I wouldn't put it past a first grader to answer with it.
AltEff4
Clearly. Verbally, they could figure it out. The point is it's written on a board. 1st graders aren't given 10 letter words.
Fishworshipper
It's possible that this was written on Monday and was read aloud to the class, and any questions about word meanings were answered then.