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Jun 16, 2017 4:43 PM
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Atalung
Is this the guy we're waiting for?
isaacdavidowitz
I thought that shirt pic was Xena Warrior Princess
PSpusher
Obligatory Borat comment. MY WIIFE
CommieMommy
Came looking for this. Great success.
RelaxYourself
She was absolutely stunning in Wonder Woman.
SamwiseTheBrave1
no shur shitlock!
fnordy
Damn, man, that's cold. You don't have to rub our noses in it.
Batman3
She is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!
AMassivelyObeseDragon
Upvoted for your username
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
thanks
srslydude
She is a beautiful woman, but her smile is what really makes her a goddess. Lights up her whole face.
senortaggart
@ISeeNipple
FoundThePineapple
CaptainWoodrowCall
But I'm still waiting for godot
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
sigh, but it had to be done
newold
take off the barcode
SuspiciousCharacter
Joke's on you! I don't have a wife!
redzombie
my wifes not bald.
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
That is the chick who is Wonder Woman right?
MouseyMousey
Yes.
FromTheTwistedMindOfABrotha
Part of me knew, but just wasn't sure. True beauty don't need make-up like her.
quesofromage
I am disappointed by the lack of "Waiting for Godot" jokes.
JustAnotherImgurHuman
Someone is insecure....
automaticallymoderated
That's what I thought.
FlyingTigerRose
Love this!
rhubarbsalad
I love that she's hiding the cigarette for the pic, classic move
BioRoots
Yellow pack and a ashtray on the bottom left
drdreadpirateroberts
She's smoking hot and apparently smokes American Spirits.
Leithreas
Because they're amazing.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Ugh! They're the worst. Feels like I'm going to collapse a lung trying to take a drag. Try Nat Sherman's if you want a good natural cig.
Leithreas
You may have gotten the wrong one, some are harder than others to pull. Shermans are good but I definitely prefer Spirits. Or I did anyway.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I no longer smoke either but please trust that as a smoker of ... 15 years... (fuck!) I've known many a murican spirit. They all suck.
Leithreas
To each their own. Nats were always kinda light to me.
filben7
Hes just like a normal looking dude... the fuck?
cleverbeans
It's almost like people aren't all superficial knobs who only think with their genitals or something.
27yoUGLYvirgin
It always absolutely baffles me how incapable some guys are at judging that. This guy is very very good looking, older, but none the less.
xxjes
23yo/m here - he's pretty good looking imho and iirc he's a successfull businessman soooo
filben7
He isnt ugly but he isnt that good looking .
lostnortherner
IA. She's supermodel beautiful and he's alright but ain't no Chris Pine lbr.
112864
Someone know what's the yellow box?
automaticallymoderated
American Spirit cigarettes.
112864
ah ok, I was scared it was cigs, so it is..
xxjes
Youre american arent ya
112864
no french, and it's hard because many fucking smokers there, but I make them quit one by one
ElGranHambino
Wow. She is not attractive.
iamthisguy247
Laugh all you want, but whoever this shirt is aimed at clearly has the more iconic wife. I mean, everyone knows the washroom symbol.
photog
So everyone's been in your wife?
Deliveryham
Mostly just women though
FlatPlutoSociety
"Sure, your wife may be Wonder Woman, but mine is LITERALLY an icon."
JustAnotherImgurHuman
This shirt is aimed at Chris Pine. An attempt to discourage Chris Pine (& others) from advancing on his wife.
SunnySarah20
I thought he was happily married as well...also, Gal is happily married, no need to warn others off from someone who can't be stolen.
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SunnySarah20
I stand corrected, he is not! I would've bet at least $3.50 that he was.
DeadChildrenAreDelicious
Oh thank God. I was ready to enter a convent.
artemecium
yeah cuz that was my master plan to hit on gal gadot and sweep her off her feet
Gandalfsuglybrother
Hey wait! That was MY master plan!
MrListerTheSisterFisterAndListersSisterTheFisterResistor
Hold it thats my plan. I even have a plumbus gift.
Gandalfsuglybrother
Oh, OK then. I'll step away gracefully.
fairybug
This is another Christina Hendricks situation.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
I dunno I actually think this guy's decent looking, Hendricks' husband is like the real life Roger Rabbit.
fairybug
Differing tastes, I guess. He's just not my type. Not saying he's ugly, just that she's at least 2 or 3 points higher on the scale.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Oh I'd absolutely agree with you there! I'd just put Hendricks' Husband even lower down the scale. Like, to me, he's a 2 on a 1-10 scale.
fairybug
It'd give him a 3 or 4, maybe, but only because I like brunettes, and because I don't know his personality well enough to rate that.
smallskillerofhambino
Dude probably has a big trouser snake and hits it like a rabbit
fridaynightsushi
She's hiding her cigarette...hehehe
sprbwlshuffler
Smoking can help curb your appetite. As much as I hate to admit it, it probably helped her lose weight for the role.
Osomatic
And yet the pack is right there in front of her on the table... heh.
VexingRaven
Wait, does she seriously smoke?
skylin05
Why the giggle?
fridaynightsushi
It's a mischievous giggle. Don't look into it too much
blameitonmyjuice
I knew a lady who refused to quit smoking because stopping made her gain weight. Don't know why I just brought that up.
Efreeti
It's kinda true. It occupies you.
CptnRayHolt
she's a model right? makes sense she would want to suppress her appetite
RedDevils42
You mean Israelis smoke?
sjokoladenam
I dont get it, are they like the french?
MartinhoDenHaag
Change French to Europeans. We smoke, alot.
ReferenceGameOnPoint
in smoking and sex
JoeKickButt
He's lost her if you ask me...
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Maldraek
Impure thoughts. Her too.
SparklingCockWaffle
She's got a gorgeous smile. I kept getting distracted during the movie
spookyactionatadistance
Ultimately most girls over 20 will pick a great guy who's attractive to them and who gets them over a knockout.
Aivokuoriainen
findyourway14
She caught herself lol
z3lfmoord
I'm a male and would be looking at him like that too.
Bystandr
Bah, looking isnt doing. Given a 10 year marriage and 2 kids, not allowing someone to appreciate the sights would be wrong IMO.
Captainbetray
So cute!
LaterallyHortler
You can get a 10 but you can't keep one
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Set phasers to... cum?
humptydumptywastheking
Oh yeah, she wants some of that.
Solborn
Attractive fit man problems - my supermodel wife thought about sex with an actor. Me people problems - maybe my standards can go lower still
orangeisthenewbasic
everyone is spinning Wuthering Heights out of nothing. chillllllllll
ZombieJonSnow
Reminds me of how Joe Rogan got caught checkin out rousy's butt.
MrThomasShelby
I believe this gif has many more implications
CoderWithoutCaffeine
If you gotta wear the shirt, then he's already feeling insecure. Big age gap too.
KeeleonOhms
Why is he taller than fucking WONDER WOMAN?
Andiyou
Do you think it's an act?
Aquatomahawk
How is someone so attractive they can pull off that shirt is terrible
TransistorRadio
I know. Red and sleeveless. Just horrible.
filthytank
If you're hot, you'll look hot in anything, if you're not then the clothes just help
shadow0519
Asking the real questions here!
oheina
He can pull that shirt off. Preferably in front of me.
JasperJunesJitterJuice
That shirt is amazing.
MirielBjartskular
which one?
MartinhoDenHaag
That shirt is pretty nice actually
cobyjack
You seen him in smoking aces? Took me 3 times watching it to realize it was him.
Aquatomahawk
One of my favorite films with him
DivineSundeer
doesn't matter where she becomes hungry as long as she eats dinner at home
ChapsMcGee
Damn, I did nazi see that one coming
TwelveIZ
Deep.
humptydumptywastheking
I like how she caught herself biting her lip and quickly looked away.
Vinible723
Akin to a chick from the 1950s who's attracted to a black guy, but knows she can't get with him because her father would ostracize her.
hashbaz
Yeah, that makes it pretty convincing that she's really thinking about it.
Crazytrain77
I wouldn't be surprised if they had some fun already.
WannabeHobo
Lol, she actually asked him to "take it from here" in the interview. That was the moment they caught that reaction. Means nothing really.
jeandolly
IMPURE THOUGHTS !
glutenfreepotato
I looked at the interview and she dropped one of the deeper questions and he picked it up so I don't really think it's like that
GaiusOrpheus
What?! You trying to tell me an out of context 5 second gif on the internet doesn't mean she's disloyal to her husband? I'm shocked!
TheScarfyDoctor
Hey, disloyal? As long as she's only thinkin it, it's Kosher, knowwhatI'msayin
smoothoprater
In any case it wouldn't mean she's disloyal. Sure as her husband I wouldn't be pleased to see this but we have no proof she touched da fishy
Sionas
I think in the interview she kinda botched a question and was kinda looking at him for support?
namiasdf
That's not how I look at people, when I need assistance/help. Well, maybe it is technically ASSistance/SEXlp.
RickyBobbyShakenBake
Thank you! someone posted the interview but I didn't have time to watch the whole thing to understand context.
hashbaz
I watched the interview, and to me it looks like she looking to him for help, but gets distracted, then looks down to regain composure.
hashbaz
she very much could have been distracted by him.
Sionas
https://youtu.be/NoV1PascKEY link.
Vaenaemoenen
That's definetly a crush. Watch it people!! That's a long ass hot stare.
AreaOfEffect
Correct, people see what they want
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Yes, people indeed
AjaxMaior
idk...lip bite and those eyes....
OptimisticDownvoteLover
When someone is talking good about you, you sometimes do get embarrassed
illmissyou
If context is as described, she's embarrassed, not fawning. Interesting how the two emotions have such similar expressions.
Elconquesodor
Dude, that's not fair. I'd bang him. #nohomo #butyeahhomoiguess
Vorrt
Same here bro
whistlebuzz
waytoolongofausername
Faloopsinarb
SickOfThisCessPool
That would explain why House always seems to have a stick in his ass.
thatguy1943
Here it is with subtitles
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CavendishBandana
Lol
renegade9
"I definitely would," "So would I, man." "But she's married," "We can make it work." "With two kids," "Oh, shit, right."
UnicornCock
Is that for real? Right into her spank bank
CavendishBandana
Lol no nor true
gingen
no it's not. https://youtu.be/NoV1PascKEY?t=385
MrSauron
What's the exact time that the gif was taken from?
BlueKarat
385 secondss
otismeister
God, they're both so beautiful
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
I couldn't find this part for the life of me.
aidan94
Its the last question and it isn't real
nerdwa118
I read it in Shatner's Capt. Kirk voice for some reason...
bomboy23
Defently
NoisyPulsar
Defiantly
JoeIpp
DEFENTLY
Patternsofculture
They are zionists living on occupied land
imnotthedoctor
They live outside Tel-Aviv idiot
themadprofessor
Oh you can fuck right the fuck off with this fucking shit.
Patternsofculture
Suppose you say that to all the Palestinian families you see.
themadprofessor
Suppose you don't bring up the topic in a place it doesn't belong.
Patternsofculture
What place is that, a disconnected compartment in your brain? People are in pain, don't ignore it.
themadprofessor
People are in pain on both sides.
KirklandSignature
Nah it's perfectly acceptable when it's the truth.
themadprofessor
There are people, good and bad, on both sides. THAT is the truth.
TheLegendaryFatty
omg a zionist! obviously zionist = racist!!!! Oh shut up you obviously don't know history.
Patternsofculture
Pretty sure zionism was born of racism. But you're right not all residence of Israel are zionist. Unfortunately all zionists are racists by
Patternsofculture
Definition of the movement.
TheLegendaryFatty
Oh really? maybe you should use Wikipedia! oh wait you probs think the jews control the media xD
Patternsofculture
Hahaha, yes Wikipedia, the source of all true knowledge. I'd rather rely on my academic research and lived experience in Jordan & Palestine.
TheLegendaryFatty
What??? by your logic i can say that not all muslims are terorrists but all terrorists are muslims :)
Patternsofculture
No incorrect. Has nothing to do with Muslims. Zionism is a movement of extreme nationalism, adherents claim self interests above others.
Gandalfsuglybrother
He's 10 years older 42 v 32. Been together 10 years, 2 kids.
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Gandalfsuglybrother
Reporting for duty! :)
RipOffTheBandAid
32 is getting on a bit for a piece of tail
Dafukmylookinat
so when he was 11 she didn't physically exist
intergalacticbuttjazz
Ok
n0n53n53
That's like me and ScarJo, except for the kids, and the being together part
MigraMines
Didn't know she was married. Lucky bastard
WoodworkingIsLife
I'm 33 and my wife is 13 years older than me. We've been married for 12 years, and still going strong. I can relate to them.
warmguyy
Who is he?
Voydom
Some real-estate developer.
Matrelith
Guy Gadot
Sirkman
Her husband.
Swunt
so you saying he at 32 married a 22 year old.
PrincessAnus
and?
Isawapuddytat
And he's my hero?
makeollimadame
congrats. u did a math.
KinetoPlay
How's that weird? They'd already been dating for 5 years.
callmethelizardqueen
So you don't find a 27 yr old dating a 17 yr old weird? Huh, my neck of the woods we call those guys Chester.
Voydom
Nop, he proposed after 2 years of dating.
SwitchPup
So they'd been dating since she was 17?
Chev8t8
Bruh
Iamnotwhoyouthinkyouare
Cute couple awesome kids. Used to sit at a café i worked at years ago
BrokeMyFunnyBone
That's funny cause one of her two children is only 2 months old. How did you manage to serve an unborn child?
OfficialJoeBiden
This is a more wholesome and believable lie, +1.
Iamnotwhoyouthinkyouare
True story, bruh. It was roughly 7 years ago. It was a cafe where some of local more & less famous used to sit. Mostly Fridays and Saturdays
BrokeMyFunnyBone
One of her children is 6 and the other is 2 months old.
somanyfeels21
I never get why people think these sorts of comments on Imgur are lies. Think of how much true stuff you could say that "sounds like a lie".
AprilHamLincon
You start
Iamnotwhoyouthinkyouare
Because internet. But then again, i don't really give a shit if people believe or not.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
That's cause one of her two children wasn't born yet. Now tell me how can an unborn child sit at a cafe?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Actually, he claims that it was 7 years ago, when None of her children were born yet.
Gonnaderpya
He married waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay the fuck up
Iamnotwhoyouthinkyouare
He has his own thing going, was mostly real estate earlier, dunno what is he up to no days. He's from wealthy family to begin with, AFAIK.
Efreeti
He was already rich, so...
Gonnaderpya
Don't matter. She's hot as fuck. And apparently hilarious.
callmethelizardqueen
You can tell how much money a man has by how young & hot his wife is. She married an older, rich guy at 22, she married up.
rallen9268
It'll be over in a year. It's crazy how fame do that.
DarkWhiteWolf
My partner and I are 41v24 been together 6 years, 1 kid. What's your point?
callmethelizardqueen
Had a neighbor with a gap like that, but he was 74 and she was 52 at this point, fought all the time. Age really shows when you're old.
gotchasucka
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
Gastroboi
Zero. That makes me zero years old.
MaxiMexiBenyBoy
Ja!
BroadFjord
Or infinity
Negnarholf
Corrodias
How nice! I hope it lasts. It's shocking to me how short "celebrity marriages" are sometimes.
Imhereforthelurking
Apparently, they've been together quite a while already.
Corrodias
Yeah, 10 years is pretty long by those standards, to the point that I'd start to think maybe they're onto something.
jp189512
my favorite celebrity marriage was Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft, they were so happy
BlakeTortilla
It's not a celbrity marriage, in the traditional sense, though.
phnx1311
Both are Israeli Jews, they usually last forever, its culture thing.
RichardPOsterior
That's kinda how marriage is supposed to work though...
NotYourAverageCakeSlice
^
NotIrony
a celebrity marriage != a celebrities marriage.
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
She's had TWO kids???!!!!! I need the number of her personal trainer....
Victim42
It's a Czech guy called Ruda.
Sciddian
I need her number
DickDastardly404
Interestingly the phone numbers and the fees of hollywood trainers have the same number of digits.
PhycoFrenzy
Zeus, God of Olympus
ThePudding
5 months pregnant while filming. They green screened her belly.
AnalTelescope
You got 60 000 on you rn?
RockJuaq
My current gf popped out a baby.. a month later.. bam still bangin as ever. No training needed
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
If you value your life, don't tell that to other women in person! d :
SomeoneReadThis
have to be 40 days
XavierWolf
The Israeli army
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
Ya, that'll do it
stargazer58
Yea I need their training .... badly
GreenBarstardPartsUnknown
maybe you just need training *wink wink*
ChaosandChaos
Krav maga?
pyroshen
She was pregnant during filming of ww
Xang
*reshoots. But still.
iamthisguy247
She said they had to put a green cover on her belly so they could easily cgi it out later.
HadMeSomeChickens
That's hilarious
ZaWithDude
Last time that was scarlet Johnson. Who's next, RDJ?
TehSeksyManz
He's an old 42 imo
Voydom
The benefit is he will look like this for next 40 years, just with ever increasing amount of gray hair.
gotchasucka
Looks more like 52.
sprbwlshuffler
I think the gray makes him look more distinguished. Kinda like a less threatening Stannis Baratheon.
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
I'm a super old 29 :(
TehSeksyManz
My hair started to abandon me at the age of 16, I feel you...
NuggetFucker3000
The American Spirits (on the table) will do that to you.
Voydom
They met on some yoga/health resort. Some ppl look old-ish early, but then keep that look for a long time.
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
He's a lucky 42. He'd be a lucky 22.
Sweetnlowdaddy
He was a lucky 32 when she was 22.
DanceComander
I think she's also a young 32 though. Makes for interesting pictures, haha.
Cilvaa
If I didn't know who they were and someone said he's her dad, from this picture I might believe it..
KingGranticus
I actually made that mistake until I read his shirt
DanceComander
Definitely.
WhereItsAt
Sure is.
AgentHomo
I'd still do him
Bronxon
Beeing 31 my self, 42 is perfect! Per-fect!
Omni21
I was 19 my husband was 30. We've been together 15 years and have 1 kid. Some of females like a man who's done messing around.
Showmeyourotters
I just turned 23, and just started hanging out with a guy who's 32. I don't think it'll get very serious but I'm glad it's not THAT weird..
callmethelizardqueen
At 19 was w/ 35 yr old, 1 kid together, bastard cheated on me all the time. At 27 met 28 yr old, 14 yrs together still faithful.
MatildaLindvik
That 35 year old was probably a cheating asshat at 28 as well.
callmethelizardqueen
Yes because guys dont get 'done messing around'. How they are at 25 is how they are at 35. The asshole even cheated on me the day after I
MatildaLindvik
Most gays/girls never starts "messing around", and most who do never stop.
callmethelizardqueen
gave birth with a girl 3 yrs younger than me. He was always chasing young females.
freakinspiderm0nkeys
My husband is 36, i'm 25. Married when I was 21. We have a great relationship. For some people it just works.
Chev8t8
I'll withold my opinions, but I'm a guy, and I wonder if young women ever consider that older guys want someone who IS still mess around.
callmethelizardqueen
What they really want is a guy who already has the career, money, ready to settle down. They don't want to put in the time w/ a young one.
Chev8t8
I'm well aware. But I wonder if they ever consider what the guy wants with someone 10 yrs younger who probably has none of those.
callmethelizardqueen
Usually no, they don't. And when he decides he still wants a 20 yr old and trades her in she's shocked.
Omni21
We worked at the same factory making refrigerators. Stood together through poor and poorer. Even lost our home in 2015. Sometimes it
Omni21
Really is just about love.