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hmcd2008
This is my husband's sense of humor.
ForTheDumps
I do like these.
thatwoodguy
As a guy who was stabbed by an ex-girlfriend three times, it was more memorable the first time a girl nibbled on one of my ears
RogerTheCactus
What's worse than a worm in an apple? Holocaust.
ufindjosh1
Manbehindthemadness
Of all the friends I have, you’re one of them.
jaxadam
What’s fuzzy, green, and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.
keener33
Where was the farmer when the lights went out? (In the dark)
Gladbacher1976
TurtIeproof
"It's not a caaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
chickensareawesome
As a chicken lady who doesn't speak sarcasm very well, I come off as anti-joke chicken quite often. I love these.
EveryDayWeStrayFurtherFromGodsLight
This was my favorite meme in April of 2010.
RogerTheCactus
What's red and bed for your teeth? A brick
JackyDeVaughn
Some pretty stupid stuff ya got here
lddiaz
#1 first heard that from a drink Kari Byron on Mythbusters. Been using it ever since.
Commander5AM
What happens if you throw a green rock into a lake? It gets wet.
SmokyDoggg
RogerTheCactus
What grey, flat and lies on the ground? A parking lot
mmmike917
What's blue and looks like a bucket? A BLUE BUCKET! What's red and looks like a bucket? A BLUE BUCKET IN DISGUISE!
LeftRightThere
jennym123
IIRC. The guy survived.
FactWino
What do you call a boomerang that won’t return?
FactWino
A stick.
BORGALOOGIE
RubberChickenGoD
somethingawesomeandgreat
What made the apple fall from the tree? Gravity
TheGroupWBench
Listen up bucko, it’s; what’s red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint. Blue paint?! Fighting words, buddy. Get it together.
thediplomaticone
What’s blue and not heavy?
Noodlesocks
More of a Dad joke than an anti-joke but I get it :)
thediplomaticone
Light blue.
markmagoo
These knocked my wife over until she was literally rolling on the floor laughing.
AmyBethMegJo
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
FactWino
I love this one.
AmyBethMegJo
A carrot.
Katateochi
Trump? no...can't be, parrots are way more coherent.
AmyBethMegJo
Better than the real answer!
amop
What’s brown and sticky?
itsybitsykitsy
What’s red and bad for your teeth? Bricks.
BAzV
This bullshit post?
Johnstipated
What's brown and runny?
Johnstipated
Usain Bolt
MPatt08
In my top 3 jokes
SJohnson23
Shit.
Muhfuckingodzilla
+1 for saying what everyone was thinking..
RubberChickenGoD
ForTheDumps
A brown stick.
amop
Ok, what’s brown and rhymes with snoop?
SJohnson23
Poop.
pinhero
Dr Dre.
amop
Dang, you guys are too good
MemeLandLord
You forgot about Dre.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
What's Blue and not heavy?
HughJackmansLeftNostril
Da Ba Dee?
slinky104
Light blue...?
JohnBigboote74
#1 - They may smell alike but, oddly, they taste completely different.
WhispererInDorkness
Not falling for that one again, buddy.
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
If you add vanilla extract, it will taste like vanilla ice cream
MaximumRadius
Naw, I'm not falling for that again.
Piggietails
Same with the windows on the bus
SarcasticRN
Um, that one has lead
ChristosMylordos
Yes, lets follow his lead and eat paint.
SarcasticRN
You made me rethink my knowledge of how lead is different from lead and maybe lead is led and my brain led me to eat more lead paint
TheGrapes
waterdragun
Kaboom36
m3gaj3ans
Same with crayons
TkMacintosh
Don't forget Playdoh.
trigger60
Found the Marine.
m3gaj3ans
Was waiting for this. I am not a marine though.
MelSquared
"Blue crayons taste the best." - my nephew
Nippledeepinahorse
Your nephew is silly. Everyone knows green crayons are the nicest!
Morsalbum
shrek green, not dark green. the dark green crayolas taste like dirt after raining
Nippledeepinahorse
TornadoJohnson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywpavTQwBZ8
m3gaj3ans
Excellent choice
Ynigmatyk
My mom says that too Ed
zabien21
As a miniature painter I know how all my paints taste.
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zabien21
More of the straitening of the hairs.