filthykazual
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and his wife still sends him to work with leftovers
Jul 6, 2016 12:53 AM
filthykazual
76563
3204
76
and his wife still sends him to work with leftovers
jafericy
and he is going to keep that goddamn money
madge71
Sometimes the flavors blend better with leftovers, just saying...
illwillwalk
He just signed 2 years 40 mil today (dont know if that was part of 200)
PopeFrancisoftheFilth
Ve must not vaste ze Essen
hillarymuff
She needs to start working with Shaq's wife to successfully birth those gargantuan kids.
Seegrums
She's already had two of Dirk's super spawn!
Zeadrot
Great wife:)
Turner17
He has been and always will be my favorite player.
Ohmnitech
This just means she is beautiful and she can cook!?! Win/Win in my book. And saving money.
Vacationdad
Dirk is truly the king of DFW. It's insane how well loved he is here and he's a god.
flipperachi
I love his mural in Deep Ellum, it's badass https://billchance.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/dirk3.jpg
1000flamingdix
Some people really like leftovers though
thedailygiraffe
Nothing like some good leftovers, Dirk knows what's up
SmackGodTheMagnificent
next season hes set to be the first and probably last honkey to break the 30k points mark
Maxxbod
Breaking a habit is very hard, especially when it's a German habit.
kermdog
Preach! I'm dating a German and she balks at the idea of a food fight because it's "wasteful" hah
wishbone93
Absolutely beautiful wife
nxent
say what you want leftovers are fucking amazing regardless how rich you are
CapnCAPSLOCK
Never seen a photo of him with his mouth NOT open.
russiandobby
whats wrong with leftovers??? i love leftover doughnuts and pizza
5aminsd
Beautiful couple!
rocketman89
One of my favorite NBA players. He's like an even taller, funnier, and more talented Napoleon Dynamite.
Jaykeup
MFFL! :)
Lulabel73
Is that for real?! That's adorable!
eromitlab
Rich people don't get or stay that way by wasting money.
RayLynch
That's part of HOW a person makes $200+ million.
KunFayyaKun
*keeps
vielleicht
i think beeing a good basketball player was the only part which made him rich.
RayLynch
How many pro athletes making MILLIONS have gone broke? They were good too. Lousy with money though.
rollercostarican
yeah, but probably due to lousy investments and supporting 40+ ppl.... not for buying lunch at work.
vielleicht
but not because they didn't eat leftovers
wonder89
The wife's leftovers are one of those "outside of the box" signs of a solid and stable life,IMO
RayLynch
Well, seems you've completely missed the point or it flew right over your heard. Thanks for playing though!
vielleicht
well your point is on money handling.i could eat leftovers for 100years and don't make millions. it is not a part of HOW you become rich.
Imguriansaremytruefriends
And he looks happy as fuck.
mlester
Dirk is VERY specific about his diet, so he brings food so that he knows he'll have a good dinner. Sometimes the buffet isn't good for him.
therazzledazzle
That's fuggin adorable.
waylenwarren1
She is drop dead gorgeous
weastside
Stunning
freakzillapro
Believe it or not, Dirk is actually a man, not a woman
HiddenChicken
Jessica Olsson
thedailygiraffe
And is tall! Dirk is nearly 7ft!
GlennBecksChalkboard
She is 5'7
Gauntlet2013
She's stuck to him like white girls on NBA players... no wait
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hulkules209
Let's see a picture of you
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Your behaviour is drop-dead repulsive
EzraFell
And can cook.
SatansLeftNipple
Plot twist: she doesn't cook at all, he makes the food himself.
Opportunist
That is an option! My hubby is a great cook :)
SatansLeftNipple
Relevant username is relevant
1mshadowbanned
That's why hes not going to be on 30 for 30 broke.
ian3fs
I guess my girlfriend is training me for our future millions.
Kinggayki
Come on man eating fresh don't make nobody broke. Its the gambling and whoring that makes NBA players poor and broke.
esassin
Im also willing to bet whatever he is eating is probably quite costly as well, you dont eat shitty food when youre living that well.
amoeba15
Unless, hear me out, you *like* the "shitty" food. I'm sure there are millionaires out there eating 20 cent ramen.
lolzomg123
On an AMA, when asked "what cheap things do you enjoy" Bill Gates answered "Cheap Hambugers."
amoeba15
It's ridiculous to think rich people eat nothing but expensive shit all the time. They're human, they want Twinkies too.
esassin
oh im sure there are, but its exceptionally uncommon.
amoeba15
I really doubt that it's "exceptionally uncommon". Especially since I'm a cashier working in a wealthy area and I see what they buy. - 1
DSelz
Oh yeah? How many millionaires do you know?
ameki
Wasting food is wasting food even if you're stinkin rich
ABillionDucks
Yeah, you take that steak bone throw it in with some potatoes, carrots, onions. Baby, you got a stew.
YorkshireLandscape
Wasting _good_ food, moreover.
KeeleonOhms
I'm sure his leftovers taste better than my firsttimers.
Zipp4Real
True! Besides, some food SHOULD be had the day after really! Imagine a good stew that has had some cooling down time! *Drooooooooooool*
WithMyHeadInTheClouds
Its also wasting someone's time, and as someone who cooks a lot, that's disrespectful.
PraiseMelora
Especially if the one doing the cooking is hella good at it.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Its also healthier than eating out all the time
Zipp4Real
That really depends tbh. Today we have so many kinds of resturants that such a statement often isnt valid anymore :)
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Hey, if the food is good, don't throw it out... Take leftovers to work, freeze the rest for a later date!
DrunkKingOfImgur
also, leftovers can be awesome!
MyNameIsAgentSmith
Plus, leftovers taste good the second time around. So it's really a win/win.
supremebuttlord
Unless it was something that's supposed to be crunchy/crisp. Few textures are worse than mushy foods that aren't supposed to be mushy. :(
Nize426
They're so rich they probably don't even know what Tupperware is.
DoesThisKeyboardWork
I agree. My roommate makes really good money and he's become really wasteful with food and it drives me nuts.
revcleo
eat his food, if he doesn't want it, then he doesn't get it
revcleo
My ma did this to me as a baby and that's taught me to be precious with my food.
bloatedplutocrat
Hey man, have you found a better way to store things than aluminum foil? Just sayin, I never heard a Weird Al song about tupperware.
NotACreativeName1
The advantage of putting food on a paper plate and covering it with aluminum is that you can throw it away. No cleaning/forgetting it at wrk
FacemanPeck
Not being racist here, but she's black. They use foil, not them bitch ass Tupperwares.
jmeyers1983
All minorities do. Back in the day Tupperware was mad expensive. That glad ware stuff didn't exist so this was the only option.
o11c
"mad" is an adjective. You need an adverb to modify the adjective "expensive".
cyno01
Other than being a really weird generalization i dont see how saying black people use foil could be racist...
mulekwa
... I don't think so. I'm seeing so much Tupperware containers in our cupboards, it's coming out the wazoo!
theREALanon4000
Instead of saying "not being racist", say "culturally speaking". Makes you sound smarter and doesn't mention racism
RPGSilver
Or just drop all that together and say not to be, because #nolivesmatter
boogaloobear
Wow man that's pretty racist
DixonBuhtz
Fuckong lol
iamthisguy247
I remember people used to say aluminum foil use could cause Alzheimer's. Might be an urban legend through.
Joemammaangiedaddy
As a father of a 2.5 year old, I remember people saying smoking weed out of tin foil will make you sterile....
wille45
High aluminium levels in the brain can cause Alzheimer's, but you won't get it from just using aluminium foil.
acmeyakko
Voteaye
@sarah
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
This is one of his better newer songs from Mandatory Fun (I think that's the album title...).
SirPooperTScooper
It is!! I've been rocking this album lately