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Nov 17, 2015 8:21 PM
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KonstapelPenis
I read "catholics" and was very confused
UonlyThinkyourDead
Fuckin glorious
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
Alright Dee, this hears a calico cat. All calico cats are female. I'm gonna feed this into your wall and they'll become codependent -
sangatster
Cat muffins? Are you a psycho?
noahstoffel
Did I just see a cat abortion?
WalterMatthau
Je rêvais d'une inondation
Pandameter
Definitely read "How Catholics Give Birth", was guessing "constantly"
TotallyFlip
Cat muffin?
GoblinBankOfWobbleColumns
Calicos are the cats to put in the wall to get the other cat out!
Alicenadaze
My first cats name was muffin. Aww
hotpinkconverse
@thecowandtheriddle
buttcreambandit
I like this. +1
PoptartEthernet
Was anyone else deeply disturbed by that
TheJackBurton
Something very Gremlins about that. Coincidently I had a calico cat named Gizmo.
ThatNerdyCouple
Awh, I miss my calico :(
schmooster
microservices ^-^
WhatTheDormouseSaid
I read "Catholics" and was confused
AnythingMuchShorter
I did too for some reason.
GiveLifeBacktoMusicAroundtheWorld
"Based on a dream my girlfriend had" wtf did she eat before bed
mirria
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BeansForShort
Muffins a cat?
Shylight
Muffins is actually a spider, but she's really good at hiding that.
insertpunnynicknamehere
My sister called me once and said. I got a cat what should I call it? I had just had a muffin so that became her name.
Iknowhowrubberbandsaremade
My cat's name is Muffin. People always think he's a girl.
SolidifiedSarcasm
This is actually pretty dark
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
That's... Disturbing.
AoCrocodile
Yes. This is pure body horror
Imapurpletoaster
It made me uncomfortable
terbril
I like that the other kitties just stare in horror at the girl for Kuato-fying their sibling on Mom's head.
grammarRules
Steven Universe can do this too :P http://imgur.com/kjGAvLH
CapnCox
That episode was terrifying..
omnipotentmonkey
that was the sharpest turn into 'disturbing' that any series has ever taken....
OpticalRings
Cats a muffin?
NipplesInAJar
John Cena?
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SaxaphoneWalrus
Holy fucking shit I'm dying
SomeRandomDane
Horns n shit?
EClaire1073
JOHN CENAAAAAAAA!!!
MrsSkeltal
DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOO!!!!!!
silnocus
Fun fact: Almost all calico cats are female. Males are extremely rare because the mutation which causes the coloration also causes the 1/2
silnocus
exist due to having an extra X chromosome, causing Klinefelter's Syndrome (XXY), which except for 1 in 3000 males, causes infertility 3/?
SheWolf04
BARR BODIES! Humans have ;em, too!
MsSomebody
Calicos are also highest likely to be born hermaphroditic among the cat breeds.
Phishouttawatta
and also fun fact: they have either orange or black babies (mine had one apricot colored, that is an example of dilution) :D
silnocus
inactivation of the X chromosome. The few males that are born are normally infertile and have many health problems, because they only 2/?
silnocus
and poor physical health in the cat. 4/4
miluppa
they can also be chimeras and be fertile
silnocus
That's interesting. Although now that you mention it, that makes perfect sense. Still not something I ever considered.
lolzomg123
Fun fact: I learned they were rare from watching "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya" and there was a translator note about it. Koizumi's 1/?
lolzomg123
reaction to Shamisen (the cat) talking was "Ah, he's male" rather than "whoa a talking cat!" 2/2
crushingbore
I learned it from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. F'n Charlie Kelly actually taught me something.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
You should nest these next time. So they dont get broken up. Also +1 for the info.
airandfingers
I don't see how they could be broken up except by comments like yours that are replies to the first comment.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Exactly.
airandfingers
Oh. Well, aren't nested comments vulnerable to similar breaking-up, if anyone replies to any comment before the last?
silnocus
I've tried both ways of nesting when I do these little informational-type comment strings, and they all get broken up.
imakeshit
I was confused at first because I read "How Catholics Give Birth.
BirthdayMassacre
They don't give birth, they infest.
graehall
I think the real question is how to stop Catholics giving birth (and not make Mary cry)
paintingthewall
I DID THE EXACT SAME THING AND DIDN'T THINK TO REREAD IT. I didn't even second guess it, really.
spookyjeff
I read "cloaca." Don't ask why I scrolled down.
Gallifreynian
I did that too last and this time it was posted.
nfamouscj
This comment is at 666 upvotes. I want to upvote it but the act of sin that is birth makes it too perfect.
bulgarianBarbarian
It's a very similar process, no need to get confused
lonepolarbear
Cat-holics?
NotButtersFromSouthPark
Me too.
SevereDickFrostbite
Well, in the end, It's all about the babies coming from the pussy.
PatrioticImgurian
I just now figured out that it doesn't say calories.
PetarBozic
Exactly how I (mis)read it too.
BelegCuthalion20
"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good"
EwanMe
Ah, not only a repost, but a repost top comment too!
zxms
Your comment confused me at first because I still read "How Calicos Give Birth"
DucksKnowYourWeakness
And with your spirit.
MissPammie
Me too. Didn't realize my mistake until I got to the end of the comic.
thatchrisprattissohot
We also get told "that's too many."
blonx
Same thing
Relsus
As a former Catholic, I can clarify that Catholics do the exact opposite of what is portrayed here.
Celt
Other than the child rate thing, what other stereotypes do you think are incorrect?
Ilovevanillatea
Practicing Catholic here. Would be happy to do an AMA if anyone was interested :P
mecerator
Well the answer to that would be very quickly and efficiently
HappyEngineer
Rapid fire
Lockerkid
And frequently.
PlutosBeard
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good! Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood!
IW42
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
God would never fall for a cheap trick like that.
eggmuffin
What trick? What are you talking about?