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beezzarro
#1 cocaine, lots of cocaine. Running with a loaded gun to your head. Doing something illegal. I like Thompson, but this is a dumb idea
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
#1 pretty sure that's how killing sprees start.
MightyMorphinFlowerArrangers
#1 is potentially the worst advice ever given. But on the upside, it promotes natural selection.
bond21
With #1 tho, it could be really bad anxiety, if they make it like that, they probably aren't worth it.
UnearthedWorm
#1 why i play fortnite
DickwadMcDucking
#1 Inital D
sxebst
I'm so glad to finally see one of these without the "word porn" on the bottom.
dickcCheeseRunner
Ya #1 is B.S. like what if the tumor that is cancerous is making your heart race, or a myriad of other things.. so nope..
mugglerd57
peachess2
Divorce will get your blood racing...
AnotherVote
KingDingus92
Coke got my blood racing...
superpaul79
SKELETONMAAAN
1# So I should do nothing against my anxiety? k
WillemHellfire
I watched Dear Zachary and this stuck with me "Grief is Love's unwillingness to let go." The movie wrecked me.
neil137
#1 killing a man?
DirtyWizardsBrew
"Fuck you bitch, you broke my heart. Fuck your friends for tearing us apart. Fuck your dog, hope he never comes home. Fuck you bitch, hope-
DirtyWizardsBrew
-you wind up...alone."
IllWalkMyselfOut
These are pretty nice to read +1
2444666668888888101010101010101010
#1 an excess ofblood thinners
psychotropicwanderlust203
#1. Finally! I've always wondered what an EpiPen felt like!
JackRusselHarrier
Time to find some meth
ArtArchive
Most of these quotes are pretty stupid.
ICantFindTheRightUsername
You’re pretty stupid....
ArtArchive
Great comeback. How long did you spend on that one?
ICantFindTheRightUsername
:)
Quizz25S
#1 robbing a bank, running from the cops, going into hiding, jumping at every unexpected noise, living in fear...
1234canIhavealittlemore
A relationship is like farting. If you have to force it it's probably shit.
ToddlerPuncher66
Where is ’Live, Love and Laugh’ on this list?
KZordTheBestZord
I have the Chesterton (#2) tattooed on me. Just the last line and I changed it a little, always thought it a shame he didn't say slain
KZordTheBestZord
I ment 3...ug
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I was so confused lol.
kiarasa
"Slain" doesn't really flow as well with the alliteration in my opinion. Not to mention the different connotations the words hold.
KZordTheBestZord
I guess, it was a personal choice I still am glad I changed it.
kiarasa
To beat is to overcome, to slay is to kill. The first works better with the metaphor, I think.
SweetbriarMcC
Slay a dragon, new dragon comes in to take his place. Beat one and you own him, and all his brethren that come after him, forever.
Inarticulated
#1 So you're saying it's good that I stress out over imaginary scenarios in my head, and get upset over my previous mistakes?
jackalope2196
welcome to the party
Inarticulated
Oh I've been at the party my whole life. I've just been hiding in that dark corner
TheSpaismunky
#1 time to fuck a blender
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
He he he
DemoB0y
1: They didnt say it was on. 2: ......... if youre brave enough.
KonradOwen
Time to get a white van and some candy
daftthoughts
Or enjoy some good ole tachycardia.
CapCap
Is it Sunday already?
Naseth
ItTookMeTooLongToGetAUsername
No, don’t
BaconOctopus
Time to find my limit on od-ing sleep meds!
2444666668888888101010101010101010
Beat me to it!
IShouldntHaveMadeMyUsernameMyActualName
Funniest damn comment I’ve seen since ‘nam.. dead
TheScarfyDoctor
Hunter S Thompson was also probably thinking along those lines
Poopoopeepeevagina
I was thinking cocaine. But ok
Rowee
Time to fuck cocaine?
AgolfHiller
Really? I was gonna start a political debate
thatwasastupidusername
I was thinking shrooms
mrread55
Time to kill a man
fishotic
Toasters are so much hotter tho
VodkaReindeer
You have such good imagination. I just thought "murder?"
Subterranean
I immediately thought cocaine...
celestedrake
I thought chopping my hand off with a chainsaw.
thatwasastupidusername
I thought aci
everynameisalreadytaken
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I really connect with #1
Tjitso
Like being chased by a pack of hungry lions
InfOracle
Killing. Killing gets my blood racing.
Octuplecoma
Boreduser
You are right! Damnit, it is time. I am going to fuck that blender!
baconandplagues
#1 is my favorite author for a reason.
MomImHigh
So like, cocaine and stealing stuff?
Spinosaur
Time to fuck a blender
DurendaI
dwude
Username... Checks out?
DeusVultHeretics
I’m going to guess that you are gonna do what your username says you do...
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Come spring, absolutely.
MrSebu
Me too! I love the feeling of wearing the silky smooth skin of my ennemies
bendyknee
You're so lucky. None of my enemies moisturize properly
ArtOzz
Thats what I thought. So killing people who annoy me is a worthwhile activity. Good to know.
baconandplagues
Amateurs mix their blood with rum and drink it from their skulls.
DurendaI
wait no
ArtOzz
Too late!
CliveWarren81
Cocaine
baconandplagues
Hunter would approve.
atTheRealMAD
andergriff
minus the brave part thats me.
whiskerbiscuit
Just visited his home in Key West. Researched him a lot leading up to this visit. The guy had some demons, and this statement applied to him
VivianVonBoom
So many demons. Happy the house and cats weathered the hurricane fine.
memelordokeep
What book is this from?
TheLastGunslinger
A Farewell to Arms. Definitely early on, before Henry gets wounded.
DurendaI
Probably a Farewell to Arms. Or something about his wife. Idk
HedgepigsAndBeans
Do you ever wish someone else would see things like this and send/say them to you, and you’d know that someone had noticed?
mr5fir
No we just get the, “ yeah, but why aren’t you better yet?”
TheLiesOfTortilla
Oh yeah
atTheRealMAD
Quite frequently
TheLastGunslinger
DurendaI
Hile, gunslinger!
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TheLastGunslinger
DurendaI
Thought you'd like this one too