Nov 3, 2018 11:14 AM
ladymihaelatargaryen
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ObliqueMoye
Shouldn’t he be looking at his target?
FuckYouTheTruth
Training a regiment of psychic cannoneers, very fruitful so far!
zanoii
It has ceased to be.
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
And so the war of the birds began.
GregoriusDaneli
[guard peels off mask, revealing Sylvester the Cat] "That'll show that fucking Tweety bird."
bingtittletittlebong
twitsterbook
Right in the kisser
Chronomechanist
Right in the pecker.*
ThracianHorsemen
CaptainMarkoRamius
spudatron
Valletta, Malta?
AnvilGameStudios
Yup
Malta is a great spot
Jimthebutler
Me on the weekend, having a good time and the explosion is monday
SirDistic
Suicide birds. They fly infront of my car all the time.
toocancan
HeGotWeirdFetishes
He ded
elten
nah he's just resting
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjig6EoCMI
0xBADA55
super ded
Joeswanson54588
Red ded
rupinord
... is he ?
LetMeinNow
Typical, right place, wrong time!
videopro10
Oh crap you said it /a/1wwo2zp
6ft1DickC
I get it, but i think THAT end of the canon is never the right place
CaptainSlower
FUCK THAT BIRD IN PARTICULAR
KharnMalik
ceramicpear
RIP birb
DaShanghaiKid
StrayBullet
180 no scope.
Buddha7
https://imgur.com/PVvvika
SneakyInsect
I laughed too hard
JayEnfield
You know, I was wondering what Randy Johnson was up to these days. Thanks gif!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyIMKiWpdU4
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
v
WendyTheWendigo
Imagine being stuck up by a cowboy and he straight up shoots a duck out the air without even looking. You would give him whatever he wants.
Strongharbour432
I love that look of 'the fuck' he gave
Cyclicus
You’d think that shit would unlock a platinum trophy or something
mop82
It's scripted
Rockstar should just refund your game at that point. You’ve earned it
circlebreaker
*distant bereaved quacking*
He was one day from retirement!
BarretXIII
I'm impressed they added that tiny detail to that move. it's just meant to intimidate, but they went and make it fire a projectile as well!
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
I mean... I'm quite sure this is scripted, rather than a random lucky shot. Fun anyway, though! This game seems nice
krawby
From a game mechanics standpoint, it's probably easier that way.
NSX7342
You got sauce?
I originally saw it on Highlight Reel but it’s been bouncing around on here in gif form. https://youtu.be/hf5MLkRzEMI
Thank
rosebudthesled
This is super inefficient. Not even looking where the shot falls. How are you supposed to range? Also, I see no one reloading/loading.
You'll never take that town at this rate.
str22
forget the laser guided missiles. that's old school.
thornlord
Guys, I don't think the bird is gonna make it.
Fargus57
It will be fine. Just a bit winded from the experience.
FuzzyX
I more believe the shot missed the bird but the shockwave did not. So the bird had a violent spin and stunned but maybe still ok.
SadToSay
I think you can see its blasted off wing
GoliathSkittles
Considering those canons are aimed at a city, I highly doubt there was a shot in there, it would have just been a blank.
SemenCongealment
Oh, be more optimistic!
bj94north3000
CharliMcFarli
Malta? Malta.
wahtdoyouwantfromme
old gif..sad I couldn't find one with more pixels
croasus
absolute big unit
Vergenbuurg
...maybe *marginally* better quality v
dalaiyoda
In cricket, you can get a batsman out for a duck. I'm not sure how this translates... just failing at trying to make a bad joke, I think.
VVulf
For those who don't know, pitcher is 6'10" (208cm) Randy Johnson, one of the best to ever play baseball.
https://rj51photos.com/ Hence the logo on his photography website.
SamArt53
Livermore H.S. Cowboy alumn!
Baurge
iirc, Johnson said he was threatened with legal action from PETA after this on behalf of the bird....
PureOdio
The best part is how few fucks Johnson gave about PETA. When he retired from baseball and started his own photography business, his logo was
a clearly dead cartoon bird, and presumably his tagline was "Smile for the birdie."
norill
obligatory fuck peta comment
SchmidtOnYoLip
Fowl ball
UnforeseenConsequences
But is he going to be ok?
Loudscreamingorganism
Well that solves that age old question. Bird vs. Cannon, who would win?
theluckyking
I thought he had his arm down the barrel and I had a mini heart attack
ZuSanLiHeGu
Where are those guns ?
LurkerOfDarkness
Valetta in Malta. Placeret markør tæt på Valletta, Malta https://goo.gl/maps/af6qdp5jGrx
Merci
icanhasurl
Malta is a really cool place to visit. Did so this August. Sadly the Azure window is gone but there are many other sights to see.
Caitbug
Is that in Malta?
Looks familiar from BTS Bon Voyage 3
greenmenfrommars
It is indeed. Fired every day in Valletta.
Fairdinkums
Didn't even flinch
MadMechE
I bet it was loud but not as loud or concussive as if it were loaded with a cannonball. The cannon doesn't move in the slightest.
skel
Didn't even finch
That works better
Twas a cinch
Retsam19
To shreds, you say?
MajesticWarMoose
How is his wife holding up?
CyberAkuma
To shreds you say?
jqubed
feelthetensionsoonassomeonementionsme
No he just gets the blast you can see him fly out super high
rojo54
Futurama? Upvoted.
JohnMagneTrane
It works. Shooting sparrows with cannons.
Necronox
Eve Online needs to fix their targeting.
xeno426
Punt guns.
Finally, the tide has turned in the battle for the skies.
DoingItWrongSince1980
So people think sparrows are cannon-proof?
NordMan
The exact comment I was looking for. +1 *salutes*
HD2composer
The replacement to "like a sledgehammer to an ant"
moshthun
Damn sparrows, they're a pest!
But it really is a bit excessive...
Yes, but only a 'bit' excessive. Still falls within the bounds of fair hunting practices.
Nothing is excessive getting rid of that pest.
My country went to war with emus. NEVER be over confident in any avian conflict. Once Were Dinosaurs, etc.
In Narvik 1940 a cruiser shot at individual German soldiers on the beach, with their main guns. Better safe than sorry :)
Maybe they've been playing civ too much.
:D Now I have to play some Civ...
Raikaguken
never played that, how fun is it?
ObliqueMoye
Shouldn’t he be looking at his target?
FuckYouTheTruth
Training a regiment of psychic cannoneers, very fruitful so far!
zanoii
It has ceased to be.
ItsRainingOutsideAndiDontWantToAdult
And so the war of the birds began.
GregoriusDaneli
[guard peels off mask, revealing Sylvester the Cat] "That'll show that fucking Tweety bird."
bingtittletittlebong
twitsterbook
Right in the kisser
Chronomechanist
Right in the pecker.*
ThracianHorsemen
CaptainMarkoRamius
spudatron
Valletta, Malta?
AnvilGameStudios
Yup
spudatron
Malta is a great spot
Jimthebutler
Me on the weekend, having a good time and the explosion is monday
SirDistic
Suicide birds. They fly infront of my car all the time.
toocancan
HeGotWeirdFetishes
He ded
elten
nah he's just resting
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYjig6EoCMI
0xBADA55
super ded
Joeswanson54588
Red ded
rupinord
... is he ?
LetMeinNow
Typical, right place, wrong time!
videopro10
Oh crap you said it /a/1wwo2zp
6ft1DickC
I get it, but i think THAT end of the canon is never the right place
LetMeinNow
CaptainSlower
FUCK THAT BIRD IN PARTICULAR
KharnMalik
ceramicpear
RIP birb
DaShanghaiKid
StrayBullet
180 no scope.
Buddha7
https://imgur.com/PVvvika
SneakyInsect
I laughed too hard
JayEnfield
You know, I was wondering what Randy Johnson was up to these days. Thanks gif!
AstartesLibrarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyIMKiWpdU4
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
WendyTheWendigo
Imagine being stuck up by a cowboy and he straight up shoots a duck out the air without even looking. You would give him whatever he wants.
Strongharbour432
I love that look of 'the fuck' he gave
Cyclicus
You’d think that shit would unlock a platinum trophy or something
mop82
It's scripted
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Rockstar should just refund your game at that point. You’ve earned it
circlebreaker
*distant bereaved quacking*
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
He was one day from retirement!
BarretXIII
I'm impressed they added that tiny detail to that move. it's just meant to intimidate, but they went and make it fire a projectile as well!
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
I mean... I'm quite sure this is scripted, rather than a random lucky shot. Fun anyway, though! This game seems nice
krawby
From a game mechanics standpoint, it's probably easier that way.
NSX7342
You got sauce?
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I originally saw it on Highlight Reel but it’s been bouncing around on here in gif form. https://youtu.be/hf5MLkRzEMI
NSX7342
Thank
rosebudthesled
This is super inefficient. Not even looking where the shot falls. How are you supposed to range? Also, I see no one reloading/loading.
rosebudthesled
You'll never take that town at this rate.
str22
forget the laser guided missiles. that's old school.
thornlord
Guys, I don't think the bird is gonna make it.
Fargus57
It will be fine. Just a bit winded from the experience.
FuzzyX
I more believe the shot missed the bird but the shockwave did not. So the bird had a violent spin and stunned but maybe still ok.
SadToSay
I think you can see its blasted off wing
GoliathSkittles
Considering those canons are aimed at a city, I highly doubt there was a shot in there, it would have just been a blank.
SemenCongealment
Oh, be more optimistic!
bj94north3000
CharliMcFarli
Malta? Malta.
wahtdoyouwantfromme
old gif..sad I couldn't find one with more pixels
croasus
absolute big unit
Vergenbuurg
...maybe *marginally* better quality
v
dalaiyoda
In cricket, you can get a batsman out for a duck. I'm not sure how this translates... just failing at trying to make a bad joke, I think.
VVulf
For those who don't know, pitcher is 6'10" (208cm) Randy Johnson, one of the best to ever play baseball.
JayEnfield
https://rj51photos.com/ Hence the logo on his photography website.
SamArt53
Livermore H.S. Cowboy alumn!
Baurge
iirc, Johnson said he was threatened with legal action from PETA after this on behalf of the bird....
PureOdio
The best part is how few fucks Johnson gave about PETA. When he retired from baseball and started his own photography business, his logo was
PureOdio
a clearly dead cartoon bird, and presumably his tagline was "Smile for the birdie."
norill
obligatory fuck peta comment
SchmidtOnYoLip
Fowl ball
UnforeseenConsequences
But is he going to be ok?
Loudscreamingorganism
Well that solves that age old question. Bird vs. Cannon, who would win?
theluckyking
I thought he had his arm down the barrel and I had a mini heart attack
ZuSanLiHeGu
Where are those guns ?
LurkerOfDarkness
Valetta in Malta. Placeret markør tæt på Valletta, Malta https://goo.gl/maps/af6qdp5jGrx
ZuSanLiHeGu
Merci
icanhasurl
Malta is a really cool place to visit. Did so this August. Sadly the Azure window is gone but there are many other sights to see.
Caitbug
Is that in Malta?
Caitbug
Looks familiar from BTS Bon Voyage 3
greenmenfrommars
It is indeed. Fired every day in Valletta.
Fairdinkums
Didn't even flinch
MadMechE
I bet it was loud but not as loud or concussive as if it were loaded with a cannonball. The cannon doesn't move in the slightest.
skel
Didn't even finch
Cyclicus
That works better
Joeswanson54588
Twas a cinch
Retsam19
To shreds, you say?
MajesticWarMoose
How is his wife holding up?
CyberAkuma
To shreds you say?
jqubed
feelthetensionsoonassomeonementionsme
No he just gets the blast you can see him fly out super high
rojo54
Futurama? Upvoted.
JohnMagneTrane
It works. Shooting sparrows with cannons.
Necronox
Eve Online needs to fix their targeting.
xeno426
Punt guns.
dalaiyoda
Finally, the tide has turned in the battle for the skies.
DoingItWrongSince1980
So people think sparrows are cannon-proof?
NordMan
The exact comment I was looking for. +1 *salutes*
HD2composer
The replacement to "like a sledgehammer to an ant"
moshthun
LurkerOfDarkness
But it really is a bit excessive...
Fargus57
Yes, but only a 'bit' excessive. Still falls within the bounds of fair hunting practices.
moshthun
Nothing is excessive getting rid of that pest.
dalaiyoda
My country went to war with emus. NEVER be over confident in any avian conflict. Once Were Dinosaurs, etc.
JohnMagneTrane
In Narvik 1940 a cruiser shot at individual German soldiers on the beach, with their main guns. Better safe than sorry :)
LurkerOfDarkness
Maybe they've been playing civ too much.
JohnMagneTrane
:D Now I have to play some Civ...
Raikaguken
never played that, how fun is it?