Baseball Buddha

Aug 4, 2023 12:47 AM

CollateralMarmot

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This is one of the best sports photos I’ve ever seen. Maybe the next superstar will be from Bhutan

Good lord, that's beautiful.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HEY BUDDHA BUDDHA SWING!

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Looks like a scene from a video game.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That kid just hit his first homer.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell these poor kids to avoid cheering for the Rockies. It'll just bum them out.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw a Parts Unknown where Anthony was in Bhutan, it looks like a really cool little place. Link to the ep. for anyone interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBNCdf3VsEU&ab_channel=TheDawn

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have met exactly one person from Bhutan in my life. We worked together as Chefs in NYC for about a year. Really cool dude, and I've always wanted to travel there some day after hearing him talk about it so much.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Isn’t it also the only carbon negative country in the world? I think that’s kinda a cooler fact!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Straight to samsara

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Randy Johnson, bird murderer and professional photographer.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His logo is a dead bird

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, I thought busting a window was as bad as it got with baseball as a kid. Busting a Buddha has to be a whole other level...

3 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

OH that’s what busting a Buddha means

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 lifetimes of bad luck...

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Make it ring like a gong

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A BHUUUUUtaneeese PAAASSpoooooort

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bhuuuuuuuutaneeeeeeeeeeeeese paspooooooooooooooooo

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Baseball is fun to play little boring to watch.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

the full article on MLB.com https://www.mlb.com/news/featured/bhutan-hopes-to-be-next-">"MLB.com">MLB.com https://www.mlb.com/news/featured/bhutan-hopes-to-be-next-great-baseball-country

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is an absolutely sick photo

3 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 0

He popped out though, sad.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True that

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im a jaded asshole who hates everything especially if it praises someone...but wow you are right. That photo is amazing and badass.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That’s Pulitzer winning shit right there

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey blue jays start scouting

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m the land of the thunder dragon

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love baseball so glad it is practiced in Bhutan, I love it ❤️

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In order to play in the World Series, they're all gonna need to get their "Bhuuuutaaaneeeeeeese Paaaasspoooort".

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"And the crowd goes Ommmmmmmm, while the Buddha watches on, enjoying his bowl of popcorn."

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don’t resist this new game. Stop it with the ohms

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The world's most remote country? Surely not.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would they choose the most boring game in North America?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I imagine it's more fun if you're playing it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, watching and playing are very different.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

they didn't, they picked baseball, that's at least fourth place after golf, American football, and lacrosse

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

BHUTANESE PASSPORTTTT

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it lands in the Buddha’s bowl is that a home run or an out?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enlightenment

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of these days, when nationalism is a thing of the past, human culture will be aweosme.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You aren't then talking about Bhutan.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 298 Dislikes 1

I think I just romantically fell in love with you, but only for a brief moment. It was quick and wild, like you. And your mom.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a wild ride, thanks.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait til those kids are old enough to enjoy Major League properly.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

What a save!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Sounds like I need a Bhutanese Passport...entry stamp

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Fuck yes. My absolute favorite sound bite

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Remember: the diplomatic passport is BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I can still hear it. Ah, I wish they hadn't removed it from Wikipedia.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What the fuck did I just listen to?!?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In my Trek headcanon, Baseball becomes increasingly popular on Bajor in honor of the Emissary of the Prophets, Ben Sisko, and his affection for the game, to the point that a formalized league forms.

3 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 0

"AND IT'S OUTTA THE PARK, STRAIGHT OUT OF THE STADIUM AND HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE PROPHETS WORMHOLE!!!"

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Didn’t Odo like it because it had a lot of rules? Didn’t he like rules? I can see that.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And continue the rivalry with the Vulcans!

3 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Not really, Vulcans always win, but no one cares.... Vulcans are always confused

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

been doing a marathon rewatch, that particular episode is RIGHT NOW about 30 seconds in

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why are you on Imgur?! Go watch the show now with no distractions 😠

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I started a new rewatch of ds9 last night. About my 6th time watching it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do not taunt Umpire Odo.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The game is truly against umpires

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It becomes an important religous practice, comemorating The Emisary's first contact with The Prophets.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cardassia forms a competing league, based on their deep need to prove their superiority in all things.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Once per season, the top team from each planet compete in a 7 game Galactic Series, to prove who is the truly superior race.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It will called the Galactic Series, despite 90% of teams being from the Federation.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is now known as GALACTIK BASEBALL! Intro kicks in..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Over the decades, the players bond over a mutual love for the game, bringing their peoples together in a spirit of friendly competition.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In the end, baseball does what war and politics never could: end the cycle of racism and violence between the two worlds.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Most remote country? Remote to what?

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Baseball maybe? I dunno

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i guess they mean inaccessable

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Universal. Just have to hit select for 5 seconds and enter the code for your device.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

english speaking western civilisation of course. the people that live in the bordering countries are too brown to count

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You’re getting downvoted, but I think this is exactly the attitude that the use of “remote” implies.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Travel was banned up until recently, and they don’t allow any outside influence, except baseball

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Remoteness is a function of distance, not level of restriction. East Germany was not remote to West Germany.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

They got their first television station in 1999. That's what they mean by remote. Socially reclusive.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And that tv didn’t even come with a remote

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Distance can be measured in terms other than the physical space.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Also, if you aren't allowed in, it is basically more remote than Antarctica.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

According to which dictionary? https://www.dictionary.com/browse/remote

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I', talking about 'distance', here, not 'remote'. But the answer is still Merriam-Webster: iam-webster.com/dictionary/distance">https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/distance - But even your link, the dictionary.com definition of remote, includes "secluded" as part of its definition.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a native speaker, but "Florida, the most remote state in USA" doesn't quite sound right

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course, Hawai'i would be the most remote state, anyway. But even in the contiguous 48, I feel Maine might be farther from the geographical center (a point in Kansas near its border with Nebraska) than Florida.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0