What facebook feed looks like in your 30's

Jan 9, 2018 4:31 PM

TheBlueMorpho

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What Facebook looks like in your 30's

People get mad when I tell them "Fakebook is for little girls."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

30's? I'm 25 I just see marriages and kids!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it felt that way to me 5 years ago and i am 26

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You forgot the Lularoe posts sprinkled in

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm mid twenties and my Facebook already looks like that...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ayn rand school for tots

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol? My fuckin Facebook looks like this just now.. (In my 20's) fml

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can hear it lol, one of my favorite scenes

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So true +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I havent seen this episode but i know the Birds anywhere!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s happening in my 20’s. Babies and flashy engagement rings -_-

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And a whole ton of 'single proud mothers who don't need no man' And...several children from different fathers...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why have you got a load of babies on your Facebook op?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because Facebook friends have been popping them out like it’s a sport. Then every time Johnny son of a bitch sneezes, they post about it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

not enough whining about social anxiety

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Very true lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a the birds reference?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 yrs old. Someone from my school 3 months pregnant. Shes the first to keep it. It has begun.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those kids suck.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When all the hot women you know in life finally have children. Yep, Facebook has changed over the years.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Living in utah, this is what it looks like when i was 23.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Utah? Home of America’s most powerful freaks?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"A is A"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

30s? I'm 23 and mine looks like this. My friends started popping out babies like a year after graduation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ yeah. I’m 22 and my friends all have children! I’m like ???????????? “cute kids y’all”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear some of them changed to married THE DAY AFTER graduation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facebook is for wankers

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

there are a couple ways to interpret this. both are accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underappreciated, this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A is A

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 274 Dislikes 2

I like to think I'll be too old to care about those things and look at the big picture instead.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luckily I was never "with it" so no fears of getting old. I've always been lame and I'll die just as lame. It's relieving!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now people like us just have an excuse!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep saying that more and more. First as a joke but lately....

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Especially with this new knuckles meme. I dont get, where did it come from I only use imgur for my memes so i have no coxtext and im lost

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

VR CHAT homie, you're telling me you don't know what VR is? *cough* LOSER *cough*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s sad but true...

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

My god...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I miss college years facebook.. Especially right after Halloween.

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Why after Halloween?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sluts

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

I miss college years :(

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I miss years.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Birds?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Birds

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

do... do they attack him?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the scene is a reference to the final scene of birds where [spoiler in cont] >

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they escape the house in the morning by slowly walking through a crowd of birds all standing around, and the twist is nothing happens, >

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you wonder every second when the birds are going to attack, but they end up not attacking at all.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im 35. My brother in law who’s in HS said “facebooks for old people”.

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

To him you are the old people

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah. When you had to have a college email to use it, it was okay.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I work with a 23 year old who says that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They will migrate to a new social media platform. Adults will start using it & they move on again. Etc etc

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, high schoolers can be 14. The minimum age for Facebook is 13, so until recently, everyone on it has been older than him.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It definitely is

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Facebook has been for old people since 2010 hasn’t it?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yea the teens are snapchat and kik getting fucked by 30 year olds that are on there.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

By 30 year olds that probably also use Facebook? ITS THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFE AND IT MOVES US AAAALLLLLLL

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like icq but cooler

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

actually, studies suggest teens are having less sex, dating less often, and drinking much less than today than in previous generations.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Safer to sext and possibly get arrested.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think that maybe connected to an uptick in rates of porn and weed consumption?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any idea what we can do to reverse this trend?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Roy Moore?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, your brother in law? He got married while still in HS and he says FB is for old people? Who the fuck gets married in HS these days?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

My wife’s half-brother

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ahhhh yes indeed. It’s been a long day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s way younger cause my wife’s dad remarried and had another kid with a younger wife.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*as a woman who is and plans to be childless on facebook.

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

Woman here, absolutely zero desire to ever have kids. That desire is strengthened every day by 600 baby pictures. Eugh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love it when a woman knows how to talk sexy.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Hell yes. Even better when we are sterile, amiright? “Oh no sweet chile, you won’t be needing that” *slaps condom out of hand*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That was actually a ghirardelli square for us to enjoy after, but no worries we can look for it later.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

if either of us tumble off the bed we’ll find it amongst the clothing & toys that have been hastily disposed of

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's plenty of harness and rigging to ensure that doesn't happen.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0