MrCurramba
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Dec 6, 2015 7:41 PM
MrCurramba
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cheesybaconchips
I love the guy wiping the turtle's butt, they probably all have hilarious stories about their work
UonlyThinkyourDead
is that an indigo snake?
footfoe
i liked the part where the armadillo drank its own piss.
HiddenWaldo
Are we ignoring the fact that that guys job was to wipe a turtles butt after it pooped? Someone call Mike Rowe we have a job for him
ZookeeperRachel
That job is called "zookeeper"
HiddenWaldo
It was much cooler in my head thinking the job was turtle butt wiper.
ZeOberon
Its a turdle!
hamadahiro
can i do this as my job please
Westly
Hyena spit will etch your camera lens. I don't recommend.
RawrLouder
That toad. Just "I don't give a fuuuuck. I'm out" *struts off*
yassyall
Almost threw my phone away when the tarantula showed up
saharadesert
I set mine on fire
MrCurramba
that's the right thing to do
scrivs13
Bts of a Telus commercial.
danielle2017
These are all great but I favor the birds who are just there to flap around and fuck shit up!
HouseMouseMN
Sounds like my morning.
danielle2017
Yes. If someone wakes me up before my alarm I typically flap around everywhere squawking.
HouseMouseMN
Yep!
KittyCricket
First post that has made me laugh all day! Unfortunately I was in the middle of drinking when I saw the last gif. The soda burns my nose!
badgerthewitness
Best post ever!
azzwort
Up voted due to excellent choice of sauce.
EscargatoireMunch
#4 My favourite. Scurrying off on those ballet toes. Got places to be.
HouseMouseMN
*cue Tchaikofsky!! Spelling!??
TinyKhaleesi
Tchaikovsky, you were close! And that's an adorable image. Tiny ballet!
HouseMouseMN
I was too tired to spell check- thanks!!
PhilFrox
"Makin' my way down town"
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
Holy shit, those chimps. Fucking chimps. Man.
Lilshadow48
Armadillo don't give a fuck
LittleE92
Armadillo got places to be
Blud4BludGod
Pretty sure it drank some of its own pee.
zaiande
"I'm cute. I know it" - armadillo
SpidermansStupidButtcrack
I love the way it tip toes around, like a graceful ballerina in power armor.
Fridahasdaddyissues
Even I sometimes wonder why this is my dream job.
myusername1988
I have touched a black-footed ferret.
UsernameIsntAvailable
Nope ropes scare me
Disgracefully
That parrot got so fucking happy, that grin
MuseMatar
Work at a pet store and like to take pictures of new animals. Can confirm hard as fuck.
Nirgal
Someone please set this to the Yakety Sax music.
imonlyjewISH
Are we going to ignore the fact that the deranged hedgehog made that leap of destiny?
TinyKhaleesi
Hedgehogs will do that if you take an eye off them for 5 seconds. Though @brushybrushy above said that's actually a tenrec!
HouseMouseMN
All I can hear is the dad from "A Christmas Story": "You look like a deranged hedgehog."
HappyOutsideDeadInside
love for the pangolin!
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
There was no pangolin, are you referring to the armadillo?
HappyOutsideDeadInside
woops! the armadillo :D
osMKV
Always upvote chimichurri
brazilisk
I don't even know where to begin
brazilisk
wild, just wild
Immaterial
That is the most deranged looking hedgehog I've seen. And I've seen some pissed-off hedgehogs in my time.
Montation
Cause you're used to seeing Sonic the hedgehog when actually that's Shadow the hedgehog
brushybrushy
That's because it's a tenrec, from Madagascar. Not related to hedgies, but convergently evolved.
Immaterial
Woah- thank you. Today I learned.
upsettispaghetti
You should put that on your cv
Shelest
http://wildlife.projectlte.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/paignton005a372-181117.jpg
GormlessLiar
Wtf is that. Snake-rodent hybrid?
Shelest
It's a tenrec.
McDeathXX
love the troll monkey, so human behavior
kedoobie
The smile is an indication of fear actually :(
LevainAvatar
That face at the end
McDeathXX
tell you pure troll
MrPredator
"The fuck you do to my house?! Do I come into your fuckin' house and put shit everywhere!" *rips stuff down* "Fuckers!" -Monkey
Killertortilla
Ha HAAA MOTHERFUCKERS WEREN'T READY FOR THAT WERE YA?
WhatzitTooya
"ooh, nice, new wallpaper."
HitlersHornyNippleRing
It's vice versa
ReconBearz
*ape
noobule
Apes are monkeys in the same way dogs are mammals
Drpurrpurrpurr
No.
AsYouCanSeeTheresNothingToSee
I see you know your librarians.
gordonisnext
They found the ancestral species of old world monkeys and apes and it was itself a money so technically you can call apes monkeys if you wan
CrunchyBug
Grape
BearsBeetsBananas
You beat me to it!
DoYouWantTheDe
Joel Sartore for those wondering! He has photographed over 5000 species. Check out his photos online; they are all fantastic!
butflaps
I follow him on Instagram, cool to see these gifs/videos pop up :)
t113
thank you, kind stranger!