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Twisted ankle
This was my ankle 16 hours ago. Now straightened up and different scans taken, doctors found no reason for surgery. No bones broken or tendenses snapped. Talk about luck in an unlucky incident.
OctaviousBlack
PUT A BLOODY WARNING IN THE TITLE OR ELSE YOUR LEFT ANKLE IS NEXT.
DarkSock
Something's afoot here...
Heresathought
That is some mighty skilful dislocation sir
Pacool
Spoiler that shit oO
harmonthompson1
Looks like photoshop
SeaKerman
WOW thats dislocated.
TwoHorndUnicorn
tacoflavoredkisses
This is the reason I keep my toe nails trimmed and clean: you never know when you' ll have to show some toe
SuburbanCommando
Did you step on a lego?
LilKittyMeowNyan
That make sense
iReallyReallyReallyLoveCatsNdogs
Sofus
My very reaction when it happend
MasterLou
U pass Steph curry on the street or something?
OxfordPubHop
This is not what I came here for
TheChickenPermission
And I somehow managed to break my ankle walking up the stairs and didn't know it for two days. What the fuck.
sodpounder
Doctor: I'm afraid you're going to be swimming in circles from now on.
Treznic2
Been there done this drunken miss-step Off a curb thot I just rolled it until my next step and I was looking at the bottom of my shoe
Selerox
Not going to lie, may just have thrown up in my mouth a little.
UpTheButtNoBabies
You're so lucky you didn't damage any tendenses.
RedCrescent
Filthy tendenses.
XxRELENTLESSxX
Yah need to trim them toe nails
Bangpowww
yeah...could lead to potential injuries
alyx680
Yeah toenail fungus sucks bro...
SlutacularMuffin
Oh.My.God. That's so cool
deanobruce
I did the same thing... except I had surgery, screws and 6 months of no walking.
AssCreamSundae69
Reminds me of Fifa glitches
Moonhoof
NateDogeDPG
dont ever show your bare foot to me again! ill beat the shit our of you for disrespecting me like that.
drgnldy10291010
F***ING OWWW!
HaircutsOfNicholasCage
So does that make this the world's worst dislocation?
Sofus
The doctor who was around 50 said it was the worst dislocation he had seen
Static9
You're lucky nothing's broken! Your bones must be made of rubber
Sofus
Nor rubber, milk.
Moonadon
I was the First Aider when a guy did this at my old work and passed the fuck out. good times. dont miss them.
Sofus
I had good friends around when it happend. And we laughed all the way to the hospital.
Moonadon
Yeah the guy was more chilled out than some of my colleagues were
Sofus
From expirerence i can say that this sort of injury looks whey worse than it hurts.
Moonadon
i imagine the pure Adrenalin probably helped tbh, and the fact he passed out too
Sofus
Yeah adrenaline helps, I'm happy I didn't pass out because I am the one in my group who knows first aid and what to do.
Sofus
In this case get to the hospital ASAP and popp it back in place, because the dislocation probably closed off blood circulation.
SpIoogeMcDuck
How the FUCK is nothing broken?
HeyOP
It's a dislocation of the ankle.
NotAllOfUsCanBeMichaelFreakingScott
As someone who has dislocated her shoulder(s) 9 times combined.... NO.
MousseCakePie
The bones of the tarsus are tough little mofos (since they do have to support an entire human all the time)
uzerok
Maybe OP will found the Fantastic Four soon.
combinationOfscotchandvodka
Linson
She'll almost certainly have broken done ligaments doing that
bananerbread
That's a pretty hairy looking she leg...
Shabado
It's winter in the northern half of the world
Sofus
My explanation is all the milk I drinked as a kid
HoodsBallsOnASkillet
Zero fucking dmg
Drougals
What are you, some sort of milk drinker? Bet you're here to lick my father's boots
orangatuan
You drinky drink the milky milk.
BlueStringsAttached
Well at least we know your Broca's Area is broken
Neijya
Maybe hyperflexibility? I avoided two broken arms thanks to my shit tendons...
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
My shoulders just pop out all the time haha wake up in agony because I popped my shoulder in my sleep
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Jarstark
Drank, actually.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Drank is correct tense. The rest of this post is a trainwreck. O. O
BandAidBrigade
BandAidBrigade
....drinked? DRINKED??
NotACanadian
Didn't eat enough fish to stay smart
eTrickyy
It's got brain damage
JustLetMeChangeMyUsername
OP was too busy drinking milk to learn how to spell
orangatuan
You drinky drink the milky milk.
Selerox
I'm *hoping* that's the medication talking...
bunduz
Dude, the guy is probably high as fuck off of pain meds. Give him a break(or a dislocation).
Jinxboy
Hur hur
UberScare
Sorry, Drainke'd
clashak
Drunkt
rockfireman
Get drunkt!
aNigerianPrinceWithLoadsOfCash
Drinking
randelung
dranked?
Sombike
Drink drank drunk :)
randelung
dronked?
StonesSteiner
You're a good friend
Satinsball
Pure ligamentous injury. It's actually worse because those heal way slower and much more poorly than bone
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Like a dislocated shoulder, only at the other end of the body. Youch!
Satinsball
Yes and no. Dislocating your shoulder doesn't necessarily mean you tore ligaments. That's a looser joint.
erbiumyttriumytterbium
Oh, didn't realize. I'm just an amateur. Probably should have kept my mouth shut!
AttemptedAstronaut
I've sprained my ankles so many times, my doctor told me to just break it next time so it can heal for once
Satinsball
Well maybe you need a lateral ankle ligament repair. Tighten that up and be on with life. Unless you have collagen disorder
Barkinsons
I'll take an avulsion fracture over a torn ligament any day
sweetmadison
True. I tore a ligament in my thumb and now I have chronic pain. No bueno, would've rather just broken it
1metalnation
Broke my hand a while back, chronic pain is a thing
TheFlyingSheep
Fucked up the ligament In my thumb fencing, chronic pain occurs now yay
hyperkatt
Be careful to avoid dislocations if you dislocated it when you tore it. They can and will happen more easily now.
BionicBanana
True, my shoulder dislocates even in my sleep and i wake up sore as hell
sweetmadison
Nah I didn't dislocate it I just jammed it really bad, not actually sure how it happened TBH. I was performing and I didn't stop to think
sweetmadison
((I spun rifles in color guard in high school))