When you screw up in the most coolest way possible

Sep 9, 2019 1:15 AM

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People might not even notice it’s a screwup #prosurfer

Dude saved his leg from being fucked, then rode it off like nothing

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"I meant to do that!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet I can't wreck mine without dislocating my elbow...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, in a NASCAR rain delay...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keeping his leg away from that whole back tire/chain mess was a good play.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Speed Kings

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dress for the slide, not the ride

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

If he had popped back onto 2 wheels, we might have witnessed the birth of a new sport

7 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 0

It could be a petrol-head version of curling...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a new trick, at the very least.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Looks like, for a second, he was thinking about trying that...

7 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

He sure as shit was trying that just didn't pull it off, there's no other reason to stick your leg under a motorbike crash

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Suzuki Swift-thinking.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Rains too much! Lemme try surfin'"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most coolest (:

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always been taught never to ride a bike when it slides. They can tumble grinding you up. Recent GIF on Imgur show a bike tumbling.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you disqualified when you fall? Or can he pick up his bike and continue?

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

You're not disqualified but the bike is usually fucked after a crash. Even on a small crash if the engine cuts out they're hard to restart

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

IIRC there's no starter on MotoGP bikes so it's back to the pits.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes they don't have a battery or a kick start. You can bump start them on the track but its hard as fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No DQ on fall, he can continue.

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

If the bike can.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

This was supposed to be the second question :)

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s definitely a screw up the clue is motorcycles are supposed to be moving on their wheels not the side panel.

7 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

Rubber side down is the most effective way to ride a motorcycle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is not a screw up I ride my motorcycle like that all the time.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

No, I think they run on gas.. like me!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Technically if you drink a gallon of gasoline you'll have enough calories in your body to last you until the end of your life

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fyi: saying "most coolest" makes you sound daft.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

It goes past eleven.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They probably also describe things as "very unique."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mostest coolest??

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Moistest coolest, in this particular case.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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