JagerSuperStar
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As a lesbian detested by my religious mother, I know who to blame, my mother and her air freshener.
Happy pride
Jun 27, 2026 2:16 PM
JagerSuperStar
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397
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As a lesbian detested by my religious mother, I know who to blame, my mother and her air freshener.
Happy pride
themayorMcCheese
Why do some people have to be so stupid? I've been rockin little trees for over 20 years.. and while I'm cool with whatever your sexuality is.. I've never been aroused by anything other than a woman. Grown women.. maybe the next one I get will be the one that does it
SauceySandwich
The one with the frog on it right,?
moonteam
Legitimately have only ever known one person who used those things.
DOcelot1
Are all Americans on Crack or something?
urusername2
What a scary looking loon!
HolyFreakingToast
fuck your mother - that is no way to treat a child.
2112eric5772
I'm a straight atheist essentially disowned by religious family. Will you be my lesbo sister?
stonecoldstevebuschemi
Howlingowl
If that’s true: so is perfume, deodorant, soap, shampoo, conditioner, candles and cleaning products. Smelling any of them will turn you gay. Best lock yourself in your room, stop bathing or cleaning and absolutely do not interact with anyone else. It’s the only way to “save yourself”
revooms
Happy price
SnozzBerries6969
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWRyejZwcWIzZnkwMDR0andkMTI2bnVyaGYyb2hhZWZwdXV2Y3R3YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l46CeqPz0MnrHy4gg/200w.webp
Efreeti
No but it can sure as hell stave off a lot of sorrow
GwensBackOnHerBS
Which scent turns you trans?
MotoCanuck
They're linked to cancer for long term expose/high concentrate. Had a coworker that had like 20 of them in his vehicle to get rid of what I would suspect is more likely a biohazard smell from possible flood damage.
Conventional car air fresheners emit Volatile Organic Compounds (VOCs) and synthetic chemicals that have been linked to an increased risk of cancer under long-term or high-concentration exposure.
Kbantar
In actual studies one of the few things that increase the chances of a male fetus turning out gay is HIGHER than average testosterone while in utero.
urusername2
Here's an upvote from an 80 y/o straight grandfather!
It wasn't me!
cavewolf
The freaking frogs will be devastated to hear this.
Resistance1000
wickerandcork
Is there some kind of unspoken competition to come up with the most unhinged conspiracy?
Burke616
I'm sorry, I misread what you wrote, I thought you said "unknown condition" instead of "unspoken competition." In my defense... look over there!
slopwizard
I think it's just: pick something at random, declare it is making people gay/transgender/whatever, monetize with ads for supplements. "Phytoestrogens in soy are turning you into a woman. Effeminate soy-sucking liberals are invading our cities and forcing your children to drink soy. Protect your family by purchasing my bull semen testosterone supplements!"
pullingsixty
Yes.
Burke616
Apophenia, seeing patterns or connections in random, unrelated things. It's a normal part of the human mental tool kit (think of seeing shapes in clouds, or the like), weaponized to protect a fragile ego. These people are deeply unsatisfied with something in their own lives, and need someone to blame--so they find a pattern that isn't there, that gives them an enemy to put all of their hate on instead of hating themselves--because THEY can't be wrong, right?
VagrantKoba
It's more that dumbasses like being told they are intelligent, so they will latch on to whatever they can that makes them seem smarter than their peers and because most evidence can be waved away with "that's what THEY want you to think" it makes it easy for them. They don't like being wrong and as you said, to protect their fragile ego they push it hard and find other shit they can be wrong about to maintain their believed superiority
ItsJustBluskyandImgrNow
https://search.brave.com/ask?q=success+of+social+media+is+the+desperation+of+approval-seeking
relsky
It's not unspoken. It's people chasing views and engagement for money. It's all snake oil and grifts. I'd say it's probably about a 50/50 split that the idiots you see are making it up or if they actually believe their own bullshit.
thedudeman519
The Grift-a-Lympics.
It's like the Laff-a-Lympics but it sucks.
Bhurano
*snort* Grift-a-Lympics *snort*
I need to remember that one. :)
somebackup
i think if someone says something this stupid, they should be put down.
captainregular
They won't make you gay, but so many people use them wrong. The string isn't meant to hang it from a rear-view mirror, that's distracting. The string is meant for it to be RETRIEVABLE when you put it next to your cabin air filter, so it scents the whole car. That's why they're FLAT.
Jandegrote
Right right so just a 15 min job taking a bunch of panels of your dash? Nah you can it up from your rear view mirror and if you are so easily distracted that i becomes dangerous i suggest you stop driving all together since there is plenty more things that will distract you on the road.
captainregular
Huh? What kind of wacky car do you have where your cabin air filter is a 15 minute job? It's usually behind a snap-off panel in your glove box. Takes less than a minute, and it just slides right out and back in. You can get filters for like $4 online, too. You don't even need any tools, either.
mohavewolfpup
These have been around longer then cabin air filters in cars though
Jimthebutler
Your lack of education isnt what made you stupid, but it sure is showing.
freakdiablo
I work in procurement for a company that manages a road coming out of DC. The roadway maintenance teams get super picky about their air fresheners and truck cab cleaners. "Oh you got the OG scent instead of lemon? WTF!" A few guys are the macho, construction types too. We keep 4-5 cleaners on hand because hey, people use what they like.
You're not gay if you don't want to spend entire shifts driving around in a truck that smells like a locker room.
CaptainYesterday
What. A. Cultist.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Not a cultists, a grifter.
preparanoid
Both
Pulsifer
Cult leaders are grifters. In this case the cult is also about grifting.
fformulaa
Open your eyes! Look what they done to the frogs, man! You'll ALL be sorry when the they turn the flamingos and turkeys gay!
SpectrumRabbit
First they came for the frogs, and I did not speak up.
fformulaa
Preach! We have all faltered one time or another! We must stand together! Monkeys together strong! Preach brother and or sister! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czc1czM3Mmdnd3B6bXRiM2lxNGdnaHVmYTh2cGU5NzU2ZjByZHljdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/doUu2ByZDbPYQ/200w.webp
GanjalfTheClear
Be sure to blame your mom to her face. This is literally one of my favorite things in the world to do. Take my dad's hatred and criticisms of me and point out how either a) they're his fault. Or b) he does the same things.
Drives him insane. And the older he gets, the more it gets to him.
I'd do the same to my mom, but she's dead.
Thegalwiththetie
My dad always had what I thought was a solid grip on history. Then the misogyny and homophobia slipped in. I read entire books to say "there's no evidence of what you claim per these books..." Made me a hell of a good lawyer that I am now, always having a cite to support everything I say. Also made me a hell of a good trans woman, but that's beside the point.
Sooner70
Oh really? Would you please provide us with a peer reviewed journal article that demonstrates that your father ever said those things???
glovelyday
Everyone knows this isn't true. It's only lemon scented ones that do it.
GaiusWydra
I thought it was the “Black Ice” ones
1245restatemyassumptions
Nah, they don't. They might attract lemon stealing whores, though.
Sooner70
I mean, get too much of it in one place and you could even call it a lemon party.
Mountaineer30680
Umm, my friend here doesn't know what "lemon party" refers to...
HandoB4Javert
JagerSuperStar
I thought it was the fruity one
Bladedrummer
Came here for this. Ty
wisher1977
I hear the pine ones will turn you into a real sap…
swedeonamoose
The pine ones also comes with a 50% chance of turning into a redneck, hillbilly or snowbilly depending on where you live.
Sinisfun
Snowbilly?
swedeonamoose
It like a hillbilly but more cold adapted.
Sinisfun
Ohhh like Alaska rednecks?