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Theoaa
It’s fucking gray duck
YeOldeImgurian
That... sounds right for Ganon. An absolute unit, has big dick energy, and the sole male of an entire culture. He's got a 'master sword'
brandsilven
#3 "Anka Anka Gås" was (one of) the Swedish versions, which everyone else got it from.
TiltedGyro
Like the duck goose, you'll love this: https://youtu.be/V5u9JSnAAU4
CMorty28
#5 This would better than what we got
PompatusOfLove
Caillou was a bald 4 year old. He fought a tough battle.
Fairdinkums
I do and don't want to see if #2 would work
CantStopTheNipple
Powder would just explode. No barrel means no pressure builds behind bullet, means no pew pew
jnoahj
#2 Is that Petty Officer Hickenbottom on the left? I'm active CG and I swear that looks just like an old shipmate. (Also something he'd do).
IDontSpeakInternet
I looked up the duck duck goose thing because I was skeptical. Am still skeptical. Seems like urban myth "knowledge". 1/
IDontSpeakInternet
Even the dude who made the study and made the map said it was probably an urban legend.
someonesdissapointment
Was good dump until massive amounts of screenshots -1
Maxobb
I warned you in the title
arebenji
I can't believe I got to the end of this... and wanted MORE. HYUCK!
Ifoundthething
Just saying, I would run away from a goose before I run from a grey duck
KaminoNeko
All waterfoul are agents of Satan. And not good, fun Satan, no. Face for an ass Satan.
Blacktusk
Not if you were a cowardly Minnesotan.
GingerLaird
#7 S-P-A-G-H-E-T-T-I.
Sh4dowWalker96
Shitposting, Tumblr's primary export.
GavinBertrand
#5
GavinBertrand
*#4
iamwclf
I miss when tumblr was good
AdmiralAssPound
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a post that made me laugh so hard while at work. The admiral approves +1
Hutchy01
#15 wiser words have never been spoken.
Daddymememaster1
..which ones?
clintwestwud
Duck duck grey duck is just weird
Blacktusk
It's literally the worst part of Minnesota. They're all so damn proud of it too.
mrmayortheiv
I hate Adam Sandler and I enjoyed this dump.
BahamutBBob
Pukicho is an interesting dude. On a related note, how come nobody does SCP posts anymore? They were my favorite posts.
BahamutBBob
And no, I'm not gonna browse the wiki and discover them myself. If someone suggests a specific SCP, I can look that one up, but
BahamutBBob
I'm not gonna browse a text based website, when I already have words run together as I read them, to hopefully find something interesting.
StenYngve
Minesota is where almost all Scandinavian immigrants settled in the 1800's, it would make sense that it rubbed off.
kruug
Except it's not true. The majority of the world plays Duck Duck Goose, and no one has an official origination of it, so majority rules.
StenYngve
I'm trying to explain why Minnesota names a game a certain way. You're saying my theory's wrong? Explain why they go "duck, duck, grey duck?
kruug
Nobody knows from what I can tell. There is a Scandinavian game the same name, but they also have Duck Duck Goose that's more popular.
StenYngve
I am a Swede, the game ain't that popular here regardless.
IUpvoteArt
#3 i had no idea duck duck goose originated in sweden. Literaly no one plays it here anymore. Atleast never heard anyone do it.
bloodydingo
Not since the incident.
MrListerTheFirst
Never before have I hated someone so much from just reading a bunch of retweets.
DraiochtaFiain
Maybe if you peed in a sink youd feel better cause you save water by washing your hands and flushing the pee that way.
KairuR
Whoa dude, save some hyperbole for the rest of us
TotallyNotASnail
#4 it's about damn time
Daddymememaster1
@Pukicho be my friend
Pukicho
No
VaIerie
Prove it, you won't. https://imgur.com/6AyIBtZ
Daddymememaster1
Why? :'(
ThisPleasesZulthar
"Because the sun is a deadly lazer."
PotatOSLament
?Not anymore there’s a blanket!
Mrflabs
You're reeeeeeal?!
numonster
*sad aww*
Zeeshie
Didn't look at the rest im outraged by Duck Duck Grey. What the hell is even that?!
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
That’s just what we learned. Duck duck grey duck. Isn’t it something like Anka Anka Grå Anka in Swedish? Have to ask friends grandparents
Yinyang107
It's Duck, Duck, Grey Duck. Not just the color, which would be silly.
skwint
I don't know what duck duck goose is either. It sounds terribly sophisticated.
Zeeshie
Oh you have no idea. We all sit in a circle and eat fois gras. Hence the goose
Maxobb
It’s the original name of the game.
causality
The game is considerably older than the nation of Sweden so that's complete horseshit.
causality
For that matter Swedes also play Anka Anka Gås, which is, as you guessed it, Duck Duck Goose.
kruug
It's not, though.
Zeeshie
Why the grey though? What did it represent?
HistorianCzelle
As someone from MN, it was a way to troll the other kids. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeen duck!" instead of "gray duck". Can't do that with goose.
Zeeshie
Haha that's a great reason. I'll allow it
Blacktusk
The Minnesota Grey Duck is a particularly vicious species of waterfowl known for chasing people, completely unlike the gentle Goose.
xdeadfishx
Not of American origin. Translated from other culture. Details are in the lower text if the image.
JohnnyWalkerTexas
As a Swede I have NEVER heard about duck duck coming from here. Ohh, and gråttanka would mean cry-pumping fuel, which means nurfin'.
IUpvoteArt
I mean the game was invented before fuel was a thing. Gråttanka is probably just old swedish and or dialects. Also hello fellow swede
YetAnotherUserNameToRememberDangit
Apparently, one in three ducks is, infact, grey.
Daddymememaster1
I wish I was able to discover tumblr before it got taken down.
hll2
fartharder
Nah.
keyrockesq
I tired to get into it several years ago but the stuff we see here is definitely the sizzle reel. The remainder is not worth it.
Dionysus187
Stuff that makes it here is the 'best of the best' and its still not that great. Although its fetish porn was second to none until the purge
ChastityDoll
I'm on bdsmlr now.
drbloodbathmc
Can confirm, BDSMLR is a decent replacement though.
Daddymememaster1
I'm curious but not that curious.
Dionysus187
any time I had a search with about 4-6 overlapping categories tumblr was there to have an exact page that got updated daily
drbloodbathmc
Like I said, decent, not perfect.
Maxobb
Well, Tumblr is still up. It’s just a shell of what it once was
Daddymememaster1
What do you mean?
Baefyre
It's a lot different and more "family friendly" where before you could talk about literally anything.
AndreasKjell
No porn
ElizabethToy000
Or fun
Silverbananahorse
Like imgur
Daddymememaster1
????
LurkerLife
Tumblr sold out and got rid of all NSFW stuff on their platform so pretty much everyone left
AndreasKjell
Tumblr was in manny ways an amateur porn hub for all kinds of people. Rule 34 applied ;)
liplantt
nah there's still loads of porn, they've just blocked "saucy" tags
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Yes, but the niche content that I scour the internet for disappeared, the bastards.