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May 1, 2015 12:23 PM
GivePuddingToYourEnemies
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TearingMeApartLisa
These girls need to grow some balls and just say what is on their mind.
hannibal1barca
sunchips guy is the best guy
humanimal
A girl I was dating once sent me a pic of her in undies and asked me to send her back a picture of me no one has ever seen with a wink 1/2
humanimal
I sent her a pic from my recent trip where I pretended to hump a statue. But, we did end up together and had sex so yay. 2/2
IMadeAnAccountToSayCleverThingsButThenDidnt
Aww happy endings
mrtrentoncomedy
Girls: You can say, "I want to have sex with you." It's cool to do that.
truthsmiles
I actually had a really cute girl say this to me once and I heard myself say, "That's not very appropriate." Yes, I went full r*tard.
Snooj
Once the cute redhead in HS asked me if I wanted to go out with her and I said yes. She acted relieved and said "Oh good, I wanted to 1-
Snooj
ask someone else out and I had to practice on someone first." Also, all her friends where there to witness. It was a great day for me.
Rob661
What a cunt
Ipurgepeople
......This happened to me about a dozen times throughout my school years. I was apparently the practice guy? =\
Teamoan
wow what a jerk
rockiesmagicnumber
oh that hurts the whole squad
Snooj
I'm pretty sure that ruined a little part of me for life.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Ouch.
OasisInChains
Oh fuck off, I cant even imagine a person who would do that! That really sucks man
piratica108
Oh what the fuck, thats some bullshit
Snooj
Which is why it has stuck with me over two decades later. I remember that whole moment so distinctly.
ILikeYouMary
Don't give her that satisfaction! Hopefully she grew into a better person & regrets it too. You're better than that!
Amythyst
GavinScreaming
Fuck, that would have destroyed me.
Snooj
It definitely affected me for years. Probably still does.
vauhtihirmu
Kids can be cruel :/
FrigginCornflakes
BetterOffTedDeservedAnotherSeason
Now that I think about it, opportunistic douchebags get subtlety. Why they always get the girl perhaps?
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
One of the reasons, probably. They're also more agressive, make more moves that are easy to interpret, etc.
LovelyLadyLumps
Confidence & assertiveness
soukmania
I think it's more related with the size of the ego. People with big ego tend to be big douchecanoe, and think they're irresistible
Junktrunkjunkie
More like most guys these days are unsure what a hint is because certain members of society are trying psychologically castrate us.
meliferingdus
I'm a woman and I've been oblivious to so many of these situations. Might have even lead a couple of guys on in my life.
Misora
Some of them are definitely questionable but I've done a lot of these not looking for for sex so yeah I'm with you.
JapiksProfile
21 Nice Men and 21 women too embarrassed by their own sexuality to say "I want to sex now"
Imonlydoingthisforthefoodporn
Several of these are also "guys who avoided the possibility of rape charges by not proceeding without explicit consent."
Starsy737
PREACH!
JeanLucPicard
#8 is George Costanza....
GalwayGirlYo
A boy I really liked asked me to go out with him, I was so shocked I said no. It was 8 years ago, still haunts me every time I see him.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
A few weeks before I started dating my first gf I asked her to prom. She said I should take her sister so I did. :P She prob regretted that.
KrystaKhaos
Me every time someone asked until high school.... I thought they were playing a joke...
soukmania
You know what I think, as a guy who went completely blind and deaf to his first love? Talk to him. The worst you can do is laugh about
GalwayGirlYo
It's been 8 years so I'm kinda over the crush stage :p
brandnewblue
I know this feel.
Cavendishelous
You were so shocked you said no? Like what, as if you had no say in the matter, it was just beyond your control?
GalwayGirlYo
It was just the first thing that came out of my mouth! I'm cringing thinking about it, remembering it vividly :0
piratica108
Well I think the point was that she was so embarrassed and taken off guard that what she said was more defensive than logical.
GalwayGirlYo
Exactly, cheers pal x
soukmania
old stories.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Note to women: Men don't do subtle. That's why we enjoy hitting things with hammers and lighting them on fire.
Grimrir
mmph. needs more fire.
ImGettingAGardenSalad
Girl asked me if i liked her in 4th grade I slammed the door in her face and said "Go away I'm watching DS9." Now we're married.
EchoOfSnac
This reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes.
HaliRyan
Shit, your wife plays the long game, huh?
pizzaparty
To be fair, DS9 is really that good.
ImGettingAGardenSalad
Totally is, now she gets it, and we both watch.
zombiedisneyprincess
how romantic:D
llabak
Thanks for the yellow highlighting. I never would have understood what was the problem, otherwise.
FatmanSaul
I came here to post the exact same thing.
AnythingIsBraveIfYoureDildoEnough
It's for the next generation of dopey guys.
promaas
http://imgur.com/VL0XlC1
Mechlai
I still don't understand what's wrong. I get that some are missed "opportunities" per say, but most are just nice things to do
Mechlai
but then again, I've never had a date. -25 M
Marvination
Speak for yourself... I need all the help I can get.
NumberNext
gabaguba
I kind of like it occasionally. I read that part with a slightly different inflection and it changes the mood of the sentence.
CouncilmanJamm
To be fair, Dragonball Z was probably worth it.
stealthmouse328
I could probably add some stories to this list but I'm so oblivious I don't even know if and when those stories occurred.
bookbreaker
I couldn't read them all. Some of them hit too close to home. Oh 16-year old me.
estanpilla
Oh 29 year old me
IMadeAnAccountToSayCleverThingsButThenDidnt
And every-year old me before that...and after. And I'm sure all future-year old me's as well.
miyamotorola
HerrBisch
Agreed. This was my reaction: http://media.giphy.com/media/H2mKBb8eO5mwM/giphy.gif
SirGeiger
I just realized how bad I messed up one time. I am completely embarrassed for myself right now and regret so much.
bookbreaker
One time.. Man.. :)
asensiblesloth
Ms. Dragonball Z is just to irresistible I guess.
coralto
I pictured it as a competition like Miss America. Contestants get judged on pointiest hair, power level, that kind of thing.
asensiblesloth
I was thinking more of a teacher but you imagination sounds way better
MarnyPants605
I knew there would be a comment about that somewhere.
ChilliWonka
#8 complete rip off from seinfeld... stopped reading after that
plutus34
A lot of the others are ripped off from the comments of a previous imgur post.
Mooselover2000
True and same
Glumerlink
yup...there may have been some real stories but seeing that completely ruined the fun by destroying my trust
johnnytsunami
exactly what I did. "For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots."
clivehandjob
so please, a little respect
wa27
It's not a ripoff, it's an exact quote. People like to reference popular TV shows sometimes.
toffitoff
A quote without reference is nothing but a rip off.
berlinson
I can totally relate to these, sometimes you just don't want to bone.
LovelyLadyLumps
And sometimes you don't even realize the opportunity was there until it was too late.
IntelligentHippo
Umm,i think the guy from #13 did the right thing.i mean,as appealing as it sounds, she cheating on her boyfriend isnt what anyone would want
eggmuffin
I've been there. If you want me to make a move, don't spend half the time talking about your boyfriend. How is this difficult?
PandasCreed
They're women. No one understand them. It's their life goal to be as difficult as humanly possible.
zoolian
Well, besides the girl I guess. Sounded like it's what she wanted to do ;)
Vaanhalen
If they're high school age he could be a made up boyfriend. But i agrew several of these are the girl's fault.
StandardDeviant
Don't stick your dick in crazy
bulpii
it kind of seems to me that these guys were following their instincts even if they didn't know it, what seems dumb maybe save them
GuardsmanMiku
gotta obey the bro code
DickDaHouse
Her straddling him without consent is also a big problem
Ladymeowsalot
As a girl who spent her teenage years frustrated and lonely despite giving off vibes akin to these, this provides some solace. Some.
axiomatik
Sometimes it's obliviousness, sometimes the guy is afraid he's misreading the cues. We've all been burned by ambiguity.
Dawnstempest
Less vibes, more straight talk.
Ladymeowsalot
Now that I'm 27, I've learned this. I grew up in a crazy religious cult where vibes were even risky for me. Definitely no straight talk.
axiomatik
Sometimes the guy is concentrating so hard on not screwing up in front of his crush that he intentionally ignores subtle clues.
Ladymeowsalot
This is terribly cute...
truthsmiles
We're idiots. Really, we are. I'm sorry.
Ladymeowsalot
But you're sooooo cute.
TheAwesomeMan123
No. 13 did the right thing!
Samael13
Damn right.
DickDaHouse
Yup, she crossed several lines including straddling him without consent.
Kman1
So long as she hadn't just broken up.
Durbs12
Worked as a tutor, instant termination if you're not together in a public place. :S
TheAwesomeMan123
You clearly don't live in Ireland then. Or at least a place where that happened.
NightRush
I'm definitely one of those. If a lady is taken and I know it, it's not unlike a switch turning off, I'm just gonna stop seeing signals.
Repostradamus
I'm usually that way but got drunk once and had sexy time with a girl whose bf was in the hospital from a car wreck. I still regret it.
TheAwesomeMan123
Well it's more a case you stop sending signals back all together and they realise it's not gonna happen and stop themselves.
Faylom
Oh jeeze, I got this 30 yo french girl with a bf after me and I dunno what to do because I like her and she's subtle, never overtly sexual
FrigginCornflakes
I'm annoyed that women get away with being called girls in their 20s, but a 30 yo girl? Get the fuck out.
vauhtihirmu
Don't do it. It's undoubtedly tempting, but at the very least you are going to help her get into trouble down the line, maybe you too.
MrRandom314159
He did the right thing for the wrong reasons. But maybe the right and the wrong reasons.
RobOttman
Perhaps unwittingly, but yeah that's what he should've done.
Chupeloputa
Because his teacher shouldn't be trying to have sex with him in the first place right?
TheAwesomeMan123
Well in this case it's meant as tutor I think...relatively small age gap. It's more the boyfriend thing.
Chupeloputa
I'm being facetious. But if you read that with out the context of the other stories it would sound funny. He says teacher.
TheAwesomeMan123
Well in this case it's meant as tutor I think...relatively small age gap. It's more the boyfriend thing.
gamer2k4
They all did. If it turns out they misread the signals and got slapped with sexual harassment, these would be completely different stories.
iamthisguy247
Right thing or not, it probably still burns him inside a little.
Boooooooooognish
Sometimes the right thing is the least awesome choice at the time
Grimrir
"21 men that are now single for a reason. It's hard NOT to feel sorry for these girls..." he'd still be single, and the girl...? pssh.
Vladnim
"Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones but you still have to choose." - Doctor Who
mcgravin
I once shot a girl down when she was obviously interested, because she had introduced me to her boyfriend earlier that night. No thanks!
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
Good on you, man. Following your own moral compass even when there is no tangible reward deserves respect in my book.
sidfromtoystory
so did 20
shadowlev
"Why don't women make the first move?" We do.
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Grimrir
take the /gallery part out for hover and picture show mode ;)
pibalo
Here's the link with hover.![]()
OasisInChains
Either I can't see the "signs" or I'm not Brad Pittish enough
bulpii
sometimes when a girl makes the first move it is not clear enough and it just seems like being polite,
soukmania
No, you don't! *runs away like a child*
RealSlimeHours
Well that is a move... In the opposite direction...
XaiaX
This is why we need feminism. So it's ok for women to say, "Hey, let's do a sex."
Kaianacoel
Yeah but we can't see it.
LifeGivingPickles
My gf made the first move. From another country. She's a persistent fucker, and as a clueless guy I love her for that.
myrdrah
Women must not like me then ...
Tohob
21 guys who will never be killed by sexy assassins
moxymox
21 guys who are actually one author on Buzzfeed.
herbert5
I like your thinking.
DeadyBearr
This it better read as one man
blondemaverick
Mhm
zackofspades
Its called a honey pot. Saw it in a documentary. Can't be too careful.
me109K
ayyyy!
ButterfaceTaintClown
Also, can we stop spelling out that "coffee" means sex? If everyone knows this the regulators will insist on replacing it with a different(1
StandardDeviant
Coffee had me like
dpidcoe
Wait, it does? Now I feel super awkward having invited female co-workers whenever a group of us make a coffee run to the starbucks nearby D:
ButterfaceTaintClown
non-obvious phrase so women don't feel sluttish. Like "my toilet needs unblocking"... (2
minnow1776
So... anal?
jaegybomb
Yea it does... wait
waitingfortheencore
As a man who is this dense sometimes this makes me feel better...
psix30022
I gave you number 1000! I'm so proud
hordesofgourds
"Buy me a drink Mr. Bond?" "Well actually i only have enough for one more martini and some chicken fingers, sorry."
Faylom
Oh, the chuckles I had.
StickmanSham
Oh, the chuckle thank bi usb
Faylom
Oh, the chuckles I had
80percentlegs
Were they sensible?
nightingalemage
http://imgur.com/himZD0M
cruzer16
Chuckles had i ,oh
ImOutOfSpace
I'm not in danger either. I was chatting up a girl at a club and she told me out of the blue that she lived nearby and it was a really nice1
ThisMahSwamp
*years later*
TheVeinyGoodGuyMike
That teenage mutant ninja turtles sequel is coin along nicely!
commakaze
He starts off with a sword and ends up with a broom. Huh
Framperton
fruit throwing wizard.
ThisMahSwamp
pojo246
The number these situations I have experienced variants of is rather sad....yes I am single
privatepublic
Same here, bro. I used to be so oblivious so 1 night after hanging out with a girl I asked if I could kiss her, been together >3 years now
KittyStiltSkins
I had a girl in high school tell me she really loved giving guys blow jobs. My response... Really.... That's nice of you. SMH
Dracco
I remember I was taking to a past GF next to her car, and she asked me if I wanted to get inside. I said "ah no, talking out here is fine"
afartnSpartan
In 7th grade, a girl wrote "I <3 you" in my notebook that I had the biggest crush on. Never asked her out. I would've been so popular.
vauhtihirmu
I read that as in you had a crush on your notebook and would have been popular if you and it dated, especially with the "1 <3 you" on it.
vauhtihirmu
I read that as in you had a crush on your notebook and would have been popular if you and it dated, especially with the "1 <3 you" on it.
Carmichael106
A/s/l?
pojo246
27/M/Ohio
Carmichael106
31/M/Virginia. Guess we won't be doing the frick frak.
pojo246
Lol I would say probably not XD
pojo246
Lol I would say probably not XD
IndianaIsWeird
I got a medium sized dick coverd in orange pubic hair with your name on it buddy boy ;)
TheOneWhoIForgot
Had one of those moments 3 years ago. I could slap myself everytime it comes to my mind. I was young and "slow"
efhawthorne
Hey, you wanna fuck?
ariafiresong
Y'see, this is the right way to ask, not vaguely pissing innocuous hints. I like you, good luck in your endeavors.
FrederichSchulz
Why don't they just ask questions like civilized people!? "do you maybe wanna fuck?"
IstustuStutter
U mybe...wan sum fuck??
WrathOfAThousandRetards
U want sum fuk?
Shoes102
Except for the girl who literally said "I like you"
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Cuz girls aren't supposed to like sex.
DemographicUnknown
#6 is pretty much her fault. JUST ASK HIM.
DemographicUnknown
People downvoting: why am I wrong? What about her being straightforward wouldn't fix everything about that situation?
Carmichael106
You're not wrong.
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DyneGrey
I don't get turned off by it, I get nervous... then I don't know what to do, so I get quiet, which gets awkward, and all hope is lost.
Aeroing
Or... Or my face...
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
Yeah, and a lot of guys haven't practiced their own assertiveness either. Which sucks for both sexes tbh.
destruction
Seriously. When I've asked bluntly to have sex I get the "omg I need to be eased into it" response :/ maybe I date the wrong type, haha
Grimrir
My response would only be to double confirm then accelerated clothing removal. "Are you sure?" bang, zoom, straight to the bedroom.
destruction
well LA DI DA must be nice to be a normal one!! haha.
vauhtihirmu
Maybe an age thing? I think a confident guy would go along the lines "Haha, maybe later - can we have some wine first?".
destruction
It happened with a few LTRs I had ranging from 30-35 :/ I guess they weren't the most confident of nerdy dudes. Either way, not a fan.
AnythingIsBraveIfYoureDildoEnough
I do. People judge me for it sometimes, but doesn't matter had sex.
dubstepfacekid
As a guy I don't get turned off by assertiveness. I'm so shy I have to have that in a partner
Thesmellofgoblins
Same here. Or well. People judge me hard and guys I've dated have dumped me for it but YEAH SEX
vauhtihirmu
+ you get rid of the ones that dumb people for dumb reasons fast, meaning more time for more rewarding relationships.
Thesmellofgoblins
Much true. Leaves space for a guy that isn't a prude ^^
JoGoWhoa
Right?? Straight up. You and I would totally be friends irl.
ChillDog
Maybe the girls are almost as awkward as the guys in this, it's just the girls are the ones making the first move
Catumi
Abyssion88
Honestly... I'd probably think she was joking and laugh it off... god dammit im so alone...
Teonis
My wife will dress up and pose, waiting for me to notice what she's doing. I'm playing a game, you need to do more to get my attention!
coolaggro
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4e/4e64a228a1c7e74b34ab00e1250b48405675dfa02a07301d92b4825ee4bb867d.jpg
SugarSmack
Girls are scared of rejection too.
JoGoWhoa
That's what I've started doing. There are a lot of guys that are clueless, or too scared of being rejected.
indref
This is why I'm single, and happily so. Fuck mind games. You wanna fuck? Say it!
bulpii
because guys are supposed to be mind readers, Dont you know ANYTHING?
zombiekiller2112
Because that is awkward...
MossfromIT
Indirect cues are important. They allow both sides to avoid shame and embarrassment in case of rejection. But it sucks for us dumb guys.
subtlemrs
I hate games. If I want something I'm clear about it. Had a few dudes surprised by it but at least we all knew what we wanted.
TheDude12345
damn right! would make life easier
Psychethos
Girls don't want to be rejected either. Being so forward as a girl can also backfire because some guys think it makes you slutty.
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Psychethos
Uh-huh, is that what I said, or are you so bitter you hear whatever you would find most insulting?
thewidowsson
Yes but as a guy it would be a lot easier if women say "hey lets go to pound town"
Pinkishu
Is that like poundland?
herbert5
I hate these "social" games too, that you're not allowed to say what you want.
NoobOfEngland
Looking back on my life, I've had 4 girls I could have banged if I made a single move. But no. Here I am... Fück my life
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
Story time?
Carmichael106
Story time.
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
It would be awesome if it were acceptable to just ask 'Wanna have sex?' And get an answer, not 'Who are you, why did you kidnap me?!'
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
Some people do this (at bars or what have you). It's been known to work.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
This comment just got better and better :)
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
Some people do this (at bars or what have you). It's been known to work.
herbert5
lol.
FukuokaNoKen
Papa Joe Yakavetta - "You're not a supposed to tell anyone you're gonna kill them anymore...shiiiiiit."
Doktor101
I gotta tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes! Taking all the fun outta the job.
opsmminer
You tiptoe thru the tulips with these assholes, taking all the fun, out of the job.
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pibalo
Now with hover!
ChillDog
Maybe the girls are almost as awkward as the guys in this, it's just the girls are the ones making the first move
TraitorousTrump3
There's no maybe about it. Except for that tutor. What a whore.
pmmeyourtitsforpuns
First time I've seen a double-posted reply be top reply.
ThisOneTimeI
What, she should just say "do you maybe wanna fuck" like that?
boardr8299
Yes
ThisOneTimeI
Do you maybe wanna fuck?
rockiesmagicnumber
good luck tiger, we're pulling for you
MundaneFacts
Pm me. ;)
boardr8299
Why yes, yes I do. Howyou doin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SwapMeetPete
Yup, you've got it. Anything else?
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
So... wanna fck?
iDrinkDrano
Context is everything!
sparkledick
I've had many similar situations pop up, I've taken the hint and made a move, but that wasn't what she wanted...
shitsandgigglesfor100
EXACTLY!!!
IAmNotCreative712
Read #19 again. Clearly they don't understand direct statements.
vauhtihirmu
have grabbed his face in her hands, look directly into his eyes and go "No. I. *points to self'* Like. You *points to him*" ;) (2/2)
vauhtihirmu
To be fair, she set up the situation so that that particular sentence was referring to another situation and different people. She should(1)
sgtbuzzkill
I was once alone with a girl after work, she said she had never been eaten out and she wanted to know what it felt like and she asked (1/?)
NotaBumbleBee
I once had a female roommate I had dated in high school. Oral once, never further. In a two bathroom apt she never bought 1/?
NotaBumbleBee
A shower curtain, and would use my master bath with the door open to shower. She was so lazy she wouldn't bring dishes to the kitchen, 2/?
LoinKing
Ok, real questions here. How do you not have a shower curtain? Doesn't the floor get drenched? Sounds terrible...
NotaBumbleBee
Oh, I had one. There just wasn't one in the second bath that was hers.
NotaBumbleBee
So I never saw it as more than laziness. She also slept with her door open and followed me everywhere. Between that the guys she dated 3/?
NotaBumbleBee
(But apparently never slept with) and her trying to set me up with her friends, I never saw it as anything. Now I wonder. 4/4
kaikazu
she was telling you ''why not fuck''?
TheVeinyGoodGuyMike
You hurt my soul....
sgtbuzzkill
How I liked doing it. I said I love doing it. Then she just stared at me and I said I'm sure you'll find a guy that wouldn't mind.
sipeycup
330am, tired AF and I don't get it
tnin4u
Justinicus
Ouch
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Is that when you got the promotion to Sargeant buzzkill?
sgtbuzzkill
Yeah I've never been right since
bootymen
*demotion
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/61652936.jpg
miyamotorola
Oh God I want to favorite this.
lulzteddy
I once was at work and a girl asked me if I was working there during the summer (she went to a boarding school in another state) (1/?)
lulzteddy
And I said 'probably' she then asked what days I would be working. I told her I didn't know that far in advance. (2/?)
lulzteddy
She looked disappointed and said bye and left. I didn't realize until my coworkers told me that she wanted to see me again and I (3/4)
lulzteddy
Should've given her my number (4/4)
rockiesmagicnumber
Were you into her? I mean, if you weren't, that'd just sort of be a pity fuck, wouldn't it? Maybe you're not into that.
sgtbuzzkill
She was definitely a girl I regret being that naive with. I was into her for a while but never got the courage to make a move
rockiesmagicnumber
Ah, that's a crying shame. Well, you live, you learn, right?
sgtbuzzkill
Exactly. I'm a totally different person than the one I was in high school.
Monochron
I would LOVE demographics on who upvotes or downposts posts like this.
jahupa
I've had a couple girls say similar things to me. But I was not attracted to them so I just played dumb. Don't regret it one bit.
PrincessWasabi
"Pity fuck" lmao
BirthdayMassacre
It's a thing. If it weren't for pity fucks, a lot of us wouldn't ever get any.
sgtbuzzkill
True story lol
itchyfut
#9 priorities man.
lancerudager
Totally legit excuse
soukmania
Would have done the same. How pissed would you be, if you had spent all month waiting for freeza to finally get his ass kicked, and miss it?
wormsinmahspice
it is alright, it's just another episode of them powering up
Rodvitner
DBZ > all
MimaMaxima
No.9 is totally legit reason - but as a girl who likes Dragonball
theSPECIALhell
I've been the girl in this situation. ♪♫womp-womp.♫♪
Rule29
#9? What about #12 that man missed out on a potential threesome for a card game. I'd be kicking myself for the rest of my life.
seakc87
To his credit, he was drunk. I know I've done some retarded shit when I'm plastered.
ninkujin
Ok you all need to understand they only showed 1 new episode a week. Girls house after school and get caught by parents or safe DBZ action.
huanthewolfhound
I knew this would be high up.
Mrsbriggysloth
Couldnt miss an episode.
nosamason
Not going to miss DBZ for some hussy.
damanism
Knew which one you meant, without... yea
ConfessorOfTruth
I have been giggling about that one while I read the rest.
Tucker021
My thoughts exactly.
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
That one struck home for me.
newTARwhoDIS
I knew which one you were referring to without even scrolling back up. Ain't no chick worth missing dbz
ZXiphos
Yeah, he definitely has it right.
joshelliottthemanthemyththelegend
I respect that got more than if he got laid
myonlyreggretisthatmyusernameisntrelevantinthissituation
Did OP get the girl? Will Goku pick up on basic social cues? and will Yamcha be of any relevance? Find out next week on DBZ
nate119
Here. Have the internet points.
shyalt
Heard it in the voice
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
DRAGON...BALL...ZZEEEEEEEEE!
lancerudager
You forgot krillin dying
PanickedShrieking
Who's Ms. Dragonball?
Thoraxe123
Mr. Dragonball's wife
Snooj
Miss. She's definitely unmarried. Made the right choice.
HitlersFather
*sigh* Beat me to it. +1
Snooj
Miss. She's definitely unmarried. Made the right choice.
CatOnLSD
Upvote because I had the same thought
hesychasticextrovert
Him and #16. Ain't no way I'm leaving a game unwon
Sauroctonus
You can't just miss an episode of Dragonball. What if Goku uses the Genki-Dama? D:
iregretthisdecisionimmediately
I'll be honest... all the rest of them I wouldn't have skipped a beat. But that one.. that one I would do.
uchytjes
Honestly, I'd have done the same thing. Priorities are in order.
afutureme
#9 is about to repeat his mistakes after July...
fonzei
Many women will be living thru that experience come summer
wormsinmahspice
what you mean after july?! please inform me cause #9 did the right thing
afutureme
Sounds to me like you'll be making the same mistake :p
afutureme
http://www.theverge.com/2015/4/28/8508011/new-dragon-ball-series-super-akira-toriyama
wormsinmahspice
you sir are a gentleman and a scholar. I also didn't realize GT came out 18 years ago, wow
Executor32
To be fair, Miss Dragonball Z is probably way hotter than the girl on the bus.
q00u
"Dude, good call. If you missed that episode, you'd never know what the fuck was going on in subsequent episodes."
q00u
"Seriously. You never know what episode he'll finish charging his energy blast in. It could have been that one!"
q00u
Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ci4px/male_redditors_what_are_some_hints_females_gave/
q00u
"VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his virginity?"
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
1006.
ExplicitLarynx
This annoys me. So given the opportunity, a man must ALWAYS have sex on his mind if the girl does? He isn't allowed not to be interested?
owlest
this is why I need meninism
rockiesmagicnumber
Yes, thank you. In context of people the person was interested in, yeah, you're a moron. But otherwise, we don't just fuck anything moving.
Rob661
But they are saying they would have wanted the sex, but didn't realize the girls were making a move
NemeanKitten
Your points are very valid.
HackerJacker
As this is examples of people admitting they missed out theres a good chance it wasnt because they werent interested
gamer2k4
I wonder how many of these were just confirmation bias - people thinking back to years-old situations and misremembering signals.
HackerJacker
Possible
ExplicitLarynx
Yeah, they only think they missed out because guys are pressured by society to always be available for sex if the female demands it.
j3bbah
or they actually were interested and what you're saying has nothing to do with it?
ExplicitLarynx
Also, why is it ok when girls crawl in boys' beds and/or randomly kiss boys? A lot of these stories would be so creepy with reversed genders
rockiesmagicnumber
Completely creepy! It's just fucking inappropriate behavior! Also these are all fake anyhow.
eggmuffin
All of them? No. And even if they're made up, the scenarios aren't improbable. I've found myself in at least two of those.
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Dude, welcome to society, where social interactions are complicated and confusing, and there often is no perfect answer.
beansandcornbreadandgreens
F/26 checking in- didn't realize sex was the only reason to be in someones bed? why can't i just lay next to you for a few hours...?
Grimrir
Sure! just let me know where we stand as you hop into my bed. I need ground rules or limiters. I don't mind sharing most things.
ExplicitLarynx
Because your intentions are not really relevant here. What matters is that you're invading someone's sphere of privacy.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Honestly? It's a power thing. A girl does this, it's cute, but you can leave. A bloke does this? Fair chance the woman thinks she's trapped.
hyperbugler
A lot of the time the guy in these situations even feels scared of the potential after the fact claims she might make about what happened
Ipurgepeople
THIS THIS THIS. After what happened to a buddy of mine THIS FUCKING THING HERE. My buddy had a kid with this girl in HS (yeah dumb) and 1
Ipurgepeople
emotionally, and eventually physically, considering about 13 months later he died of an overdose. He only started drugs after all that. 5/5
Ipurgepeople
back of my truck. I dropped them off, and the rest of my buddies and I hung out at my place. The next day the boyfriend was arrested for 3
Ipurgepeople
like a few weeks after their son was born, I was driving us home from school, and she was... DEFINITELY seducing the fuck outta him in the 2
Ipurgepeople
raping her. It was complete and utter fucking bullshit. She got complete custody of their kid, and it totally fucked him up mentally, 4
ExplicitLarynx
As a guy I would feel trapped too in many of the above situations.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Socially perhaps (as in, you'll get laughed at for doing the wrong thing), but most likely not physically.
ExplicitLarynx
Yeah physically. People coming too close to me intimidate me physically. Also, "he could easily get rid of her" borders on victim blaming