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[blackpeopletwitter] Now that's the life. by TornzIP on 2017-09-05 07:00:04
RandomBrandon
Why is this post tagged as Harry Potter?
HyzenthlayRose
Meg is so hot
aninvisiblemaniac
this has beeen my favorite movie since i was 2 years old so i really appreciate this
whydotheycometometodie
+1 You put my hair out. https://youtu.be/5qTLp2EwAOQ
ArtArchive
#5 It's more like many Tumblrites are self-important assholes who would drag the whole world down with them into misery if given able.
EpicPancakes
Wow, two children of Greek gods are related, what a fucking surprise. Thanks for unlocking the deep lore, Tumblr.
vauhtihirmu
Aderyna
Man I love the older Disney movies!
NateTheNuke
I like the tag "harry potter"
Djmachale1
And my personal favorite
TangyGraffiti
#17 is more mythology than Disney to me. The Tritons were a thing, they just named them.
wildcatfan4life
Definitely one of Disney's most underrated films.
BananaLover93
Surprise supernatural fandom
, they're everywhere
Hooshkinator
Im fine with the fandom, but just why does everyone love cass?
SmellyLumpus
here's the thing that bugs me. Ariel is the daughter of Triton, and Triton is the Son of Poseidon, that would make any child of Zeus 1/ ?
SmellyLumpus
the cousin of Triton. This means that Hercules and Triton are cousins, not Ariel and Herc, So that makes them cousins once removed. 2/3
SmellyLumpus
I know its stupid and irrelevant, but I figure that Imgur is understanding, and that someone on this site will agree with me at some point.
Godawesome
Ackchyually that makes Herc Ariel's uncle once removed
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
Well Ariel is actually the daughter of Hercules's cousin, so that makes makes her a lvl -1 cousin to Herc and Herc a lvl+1 cousin to Ariel.
LordSupergreat
I think we call that an uncle and a niece.
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
Na that would be if Triton and Herc were brothers
LordSupergreat
Shit, you're right. Never mind, then.
SoThenThisAssholeSaid
And now on this episode of tumblr ruins everything: Disney's Hercules
ampixii
My username is relevant! ix ii how exciting!
PrincessCatBucket
I'm watching this right now!!
JARKB
Just watched this movie with my kids again tonight. I always laugh at there's IX-I-I line.
Sticklebrickk
HONEY I THINK YOU MEAN HUNKULES
sundaymondayhippyday
chewsticks
Note to all of you, Netflix put Hercules back on!
vauhtihirmu
IProvideFakeContext
Roman numerals existed before Rome. They date back to the 9th century BC, earliest story of Heracles is no earlier than 500 BC. Try again.
IProvideFakeContext
This is not fake context, btw.
vauhtihirmu
But wouldn't the Greeks rather use their own number system than the Roman numerals? It wasn't ideal but still. I may be mistaken, I admit.
IProvideFakeContext
Possibly, I cant tell you which person preferred to use which numbers, but theres a reason the Roman numerals caught on, they were easy.
vauhtihirmu
Mmm, fair point and I stand corrected!
Hypasurf
I really don't think Chris Pratt would make a good live action Hercules at all.
LearningOnImgur
Unpopular opinion: Chris Pratt playing anything other than himself is not good actinf. Saw magnificent 7, thought he was awful
IProvideFakeContext
I agree. He was hilarious in Parks and Rec, but he was just playing himself, with less intelligence. He's never really blown me away with
IProvideFakeContext
any of his more dramatic parts.
govs
One of these is not like the other.
USD1
This is literally the firs though I'd had when I got to that final pic
amyrose
And the tag
divebombdan
Ha! Didn't see that till you pinned it out.
baronnapalm
C c c c c c combobreaker
MayForever
Keep you in the dark you know they all...pretend
TheBretters
But that's what makes it such an awesome dump. SEND IT TO THE FRONT PAGE!
trapdoorogre
I'll send you to the front page.
TheBretters
Ahhhh!!!! Thank you so much!
ProfessorMatt
That last guy can definitely "go the distance"... as long as wherever he's going is in Houston... and with the current.
nynaeveSedai
Up voting for the bad ass with the air mattress raft +1
chiechien
Not all heroes wear togas.
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
Hercules' name in Greek was Heracles. It would've made more sense for him to be called that in the movie, but whatever.
LordSupergreat
Well, the name Heracles was chosen to try and mollify Hera, since he was the product of adultery, which he wasn't in the movie, so...
rushid930
Hercules is the more well known name. Disney's still a business. They try to be accurate but they know what changes to make it mo profitable
rushid930
also like most Disney's movies change a lot from the source. This shit is for general audiences. How are you surprised.
GhengisDon
he also goes on his labors because hera makes him go crazy and kill his wife and kids. so yeah disney took a couple liberties with the story
storeboughtqueso
astorkamongfish
Well, they are the Muses, that's kinda their thing.
therealjimfoster
We are the muses goddesses of the arts proclaimers of heroes! Back when the world was new, the planet earth was down to its luck
therealjimfoster
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans raaan amok! It was a nasty place, there was a mess wherever you stepped
lyricallove
My favorite is I Won't Say I'm In Love. I would rewind the tape over and over just to listen that song.
Hulktopus
"And that's the gospel truth."
SamirCat
"Who puts the glad in gladiator?!". "Hercules!!"
freesnowcone
Whose daring deeds are great theater!
IHaveACatNamedGustav
I used to have a crush on the second one from the right. Now I know why...
Gayforbae
Yeah I really needed some Athenian Supremes in my life
IProvideFakeContext
"Go the Distance" is an incredibly touching song. Also a great song to play for running.
SmokiestLemming
DoomSkuller
that's.. better. but I think the jawline should be a little squarer and wider and the chin a little shorter
rushid930
They just photoshopped Hercules's chin onto zeuss. They're related so it was their best guess
kelik1
#11 fuck you, disney is still plenty deep, sorry you can't see it anymore.
rooik14
Tangled: Story about a woman overcoming her abusive "mother's" conditioning.
TrustMeImABassist
Frozen: The act of real love is a girl putting herself between a sword and her sister, not a silly teen kiss.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Frozen was a movie about bad parenting.
Riyakou
Yeah, nothing's worse than beginning a kid's movie with a woman being told she's barren, then dying five more minutes into the movie.
pmaguire13
Wait what movie was this? Am I just being stupid and not remembering?
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pmaguire13
Thank you. It was just me not remembering.
CorneliusCornwall
No only the past things are good and have meaning! -tumblr and sometimes imgur too
ImgurIsSensitiveLately
My burger is getting cold. Bob.
CorneliusCornwall
Your username seems fitting somehow
ImgurIsSensitiveLately
Bob.... All i want is a Luke warm burger. No need to be a Richard.
CorneliusCornwall
Soryy I'm all spacey today let me get you a fresh burger
Deadpoolio7
Right? Zootopia was all about racism
GitRightStik
It wasn't really subtle though.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
about as subtle as a chainsaw
IProvideFakeContext
Well it's easy to add subtext to a movie that's already built on THOUSANDS of years of stories, as opposed to creating a brand new world.
AWanderingMan
Multiple -isms, really. Ever notice that most of the important predators were male and most of the important prey animals were female?
jenifaelle
The last time I've watched this movie I was like 5. The only thing I remember was the super sexy pink pegasus. Please don't judge younger me
smartretard
I downloaded this movie because of this post
sprbwlshuffler
That bitch was such a tease.
chopper35
rewatch it. it's on netflix usa
jenifaelle
I don't want to watch it alone :(
USERNAMESMUSTBEFOURCHARACTERS1NLENGTH
You just might be a brony...
jenifaelle
I've never watched or know anything about My Little Pony x)
creaothceann
The neat thing is you can pretend it's an anime :) /s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnOO8MG_Hk
jenifaelle
Actually, it looks cooler with the Japanese voices :x
creaothceann
looks?
GitRightStik
The pink one was two guys. You've like traps since you were 5.
jenifaelle
Oh my fucking god
JARKB
I would upvote this but it's at 5 and it's too perfect.
jenifaelle
Too late :c
JARKB
I made sure to upvote now.
TrustMeImABassist
DoomSkuller
he already has nearly the perfect personality for Heracles when portraying Starlord, and is already buff enough, so why not?
yougetmyupvote
Handsome, funny and muscular. Chris Pratt is all of those.
ImgurIsSensitiveLately
Can you find a better person to play a man who has no idea why he is anywhere
onethirdofakind
Martin Freeman.
thesupremeDIP
Michael Cera
Charzarding
Have Cera as pre-buff Hercules!
moricai
Don't forget they have to be ripped.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Chris Evans
IHaveACatNamedGustav
Pratt would get ripped for Hercules...
DIINKELBERG
More like the rock *laughs*
sticksosteel
Bring me... Brendan Frasier!
SorDavos
He has some serious back problems. Can't do this action movie thing anymore.
netharia
That's what stunt people and cgi is for these days. They put Christopher Lee in a lightsaber duel, they can put Brendan Frasier in an action
netharia
Movie.
facelessshadows96
John Cena
TrustMeImABassist
*trumpets*
CenturianImgurian
THISTG ARSUNNDAAAAAAY NIIIIGIIIIGHTHTT!!!!!! AOWHOOOO WHOOOwhAowhooooooo