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Rejukem
Shrek will not be inclined to wreck you if he senses onions in the CD tray
icantremembermyname
That's a Mac
lfinn11
Better, and less dangerous than vaccines!
Iwastherewhenithappend
Inside jokes
Grubenwolf
I just know that there is some dumbass out there stupid enough to actually try this.
Huggitt17
I use tomato slices. Am I still protected?
86Zephyr
Who gets viruses from CDs anymore drives are not even equipped on busines laptops and modern desktops anymore
Mailfunk
No I' didn't know that.
86Zephyr
Who gwta
jzoup
Well... it's not wrong. I mean a broken computer can't get viruses.
BOOMstick666
Yes but thanks anyway
Hadr619
who still has an optical drive?
dadof2as
Hmm....on phone, better favorite, don't want to forget!
Bradleypitted
I tried but I couldn't cut the onion flat enough :/
BigFatSlut
You can also soak it in bath salts to leave it feeling refreshed
Piornet
I've been in the computer field since 1993 and I've never heard of this. Is this true?
LolaLu
It didn't work and now my laptop smells like onions
ImJustinSane
DVD drive? I thought that was a cup holder.
irellusLeader
onion router
borislives
It'll all end in tears.
ninmonkey
-- HG
HarbaughsKhakis
I have a disc stuck in my computer at the moment. This post makes me glad that I don't have an onion stuck in my computer. Hey, hey
Bukefalos
Does it HAVE to be red? I understand that they're just dyed ordinary onions.
meganical
CD-Ronion
TwinkelAM
Jokes on you! None of my computers are equipped with a DVD drive!
WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
instructions unclear dick stuck in DVD drive
FireBossie
No your doing it right
ColonelSheepshanks
I imagine the aroma is a balm to the senses as well.
preaction
A BOMB?!
DrAnusMcFinger
I can't wait to see some schmuck on fb moaning that it didn't work and their Mac stinks of onion
radioFREEmadras
They'll be cutting onions alright.
nitroakk
And I'll be that schmuck helping them while not being able to tell them they're dumb as shit for listening to the interwebs.
DefinitelyNotDavidDuchovny
Mac's always stink
lLikeTurtles
Help my Mac doesn't have a DVD slot. What do I do?
igottafatcat
yes i believe that is the joke
HappyEngineer
But Apples don't get viruses. They get worms...
Paramedia
It's only a worm deterrent
MisterHead
You may call them But Apples. We call them Road Apples.
truthpick
don't forget to wash the computer in luke warm water once a week
dangerousDoc
evil...
Ketheres
Also, you need to use a detergent, but you have to make sure it's powerful enough to get rid of the filth that accumulates from porn sites.
HappyJello
Use salt water for xtra strength
chekhonte
sorry, stupid question but plugged in or not plugged in?
ARealGuy
Results are better when plugged in!
Dralic
Plugged in. For added effect, plug in your hair dryer, put both in a bathtub filled with cold water, and get in.
MouseintheMountain
Calm down Satan
jazzchameleon
I love multitasking. Might as well wash myself while cleaning my laptop and my hair dryer
Dralic
Another tip: mix bleach with ammonia to clean the bathroom while you're doing the other things.
RulesOfImgur
Another stupid question, does using soap help eliminate viruses on my laptop?
truthpick
No, just bacteria
Dralic
No, crush up antivirals and use them to coat the hardware. Be careful though; I got my computer vaccinated and now it has computer autism.
partykiller
Who even has a dvd drive anymore?
DorInte
Had to ask my friend to use his
flamingflamingo
Everybody?
ShamashKinto
I do, they have uses.
DorInte
I do, installing graphics card drivers without it is a pain, I'd just transfer them to a flash drive but I have no other computer with one
m0sley
You know you can just boot the machine up without the graphics driver then download and install them from the internet, don't you?
DorInte
Do now
flamingflamingo
The only thing graphics cards CDs still have on them anymore is GeForce Experience (a downloadable client) which downloads the driver online
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
*raises hand*
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
I also don't have any of those fucking stupid chicklet keyboards.