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notirrelevant
I suspect fowl play
brynbuchholz
SAD :(
fandomreference
I bet this goose is cooked.
wyattmcdude
It annoys me that there's basically two of the same picture
TexasBaconMan
Hey look, duck for dinner!
HamishSutherland
did he died?
LuMilbury539
Haaaaaalp
ImNachoGuy
Free food!
giraffemurse710
Don't worry folks, he is okay. Right OP, he is okay?!
Lyudmila
Awwwww....no he is not.
ohthechestpain
It looks like it was put there
JustForLalaz
All in all, that is still an awesome looking fence.
FluffyMoonBase
Hang in there little guy.
suddentwitch
damn you beat me to it, here, have a upvote
FluffyMoonBase
Gratefully Accepted.
OmgRULatina
:(
erratica
Right? I don't wanna see this shit. :(
SnugglesMcgee
:/
ToranagaTheShogun
:)
ASDFsammich
:l
DudeSmellMyFinger
8====D
ISaidPassTheJuiceNotGasTheJews
8==D~
Wingdingfood
{|}
SteveStamos
I'm not sure how this makes me feel, I'm still on the fence.
Ponderpoo
You deserve more upvotes.
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
jeez, man, TOLD you to duck.....................
DirtyA
ducking would not help in this situation...
mcquintrix
geese, man, TOLD you to duck....
Fabinator
BA-DUM-TSSSsss
emperorcain
Ascalis
Too soon man
piratica108
http://i.imgur.com/ID1dTOv
Syvarth
You should come to my house and build like a hundred fences
IPreferTheTerriblePokemon
This makes me very uncomfortable.
MahiMahiFreedomActivist
lol thats what he said!!... what? too soon?
barbwirelove
AFLAC
GoWithTheFloww
You really screwed the goose on this one.
borrowedmuffin
HA. +1
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
*fucked the duck
AMadHatter
well eventually giving advice pissed someone off
ShiKageMaru
did you mean evidently?
AMadHatter
no, but now thinking about it, that would have had a nicer flow
Kayfons
Neighbourly advice mallard.
doubleEntenDre
Misread directions, got duck stuck in fence
roobarbpie
RIP actual advice mallard.
sydneygirl
that's actually quite funny. There is a downvote fairy about so I gave you a +1
wintermute93
You go rescue that duck right fucking now.
tangybreath
I think he's dead.
Pinkshag
I don't kno if this is real because Ducks don't fly Into fences and kill themselves but dude I don't know how to feel when I look at it....
156Thelema
Dinner has arrived.
themoonmadeofbarbequesparerib
AFLAC!!!
BlueShwagger
Affffff.... *gasps* Laaaccccc..... *dies*
warick
Dinner.
AlexAndTheYerples
Put... put your duck in it.
NotoriousDuchess
You from New Zealand?
AlexAndTheYerples
Me? No. Just a simple boy from Nebraska
NotoriousDuchess
You from New Zealand?
rawrmunny
Advice got stuck...
Dumbledurr
This should be top comment instead of the stupid, overused "Is he okay?" bullshit.
SpecimenSpiff
I'm with this guy and his username.
Fabinator
I second that
NotReallyACop
this is by far the funniest comment ever. i rly LOL'd
suavetulip
This makes me really sad :(
boofumdai
Man the duck up
Belcanto
It's a goose, which as we all know is the one creature not made by the hands of god, but the devil himself. Do not pity such a creature.
fartpenis
People downvote because you arent emotionally moved by the sight of a duck stuck in a fence ??
Belcanto
Guess so friend
pussinboots1988
fuck you
Belcanto
What day and time? I have a dentist's appointment on Monday at 4, so that won't work.
Athena7
Hahahahahahahaha this. Thank you, made my day
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
me too. this made me feel better
thatsmypurse
Thx! :D
spacemountain
Me too. Poor ducky.
HappyCakeDay
Terrible way to go out.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Cool. Eat it.
erratica
Me too!! I'm sending you a big hug!
TheFlavoIsRudimentary
Is he ok?
LoudAngryJerk
doubt it
escaped1
Annie?
makdog
This happened with a rabbit in our fence. By the time we noticed, he was dead. :( Now I check the fence every morning.
EarthmanDan
http://imgur.com/s8O0Kse
PhamQu
fake or real, I want source!
blewinfromstupidtown
He's dead, Jim.
Yshnev
He dead.
wamccarthy
*, Jim.
wamccarthy
Ah shit, should have read two more comments down...
Barkinsons
It's flagged as dead animal on reddit already
TheSara
get well soon
BeardKhan
If he is i will be very disappointed. Natural selection yo
Imonthebrutesquad
I just can't help but giggle when I see these questions on these kind of posts. It's the faint hope inside us all!
ItsAMonsterThing
I looked on Reddit but didn't find an answer.
Yshnev
Was the 'Warning: Dead animal' not a giveaway?
energ1ze
Being a duck expert I can tell you that is a Mallard and this is how they sleep the night before mating.
HiPower
no
WhiteGuy021
Look at its face. It lost its duck job and custody of its ducklings so it committed duck suicide.
SPONGEBERB
Duckicide.
AdrianDunne
:(
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
Yes, after this he went to dinner with OP...
akpowjunkie
He's just hangin out.
RafaRiot88
Nope he be dead! ;]
Bean007
I doubt it.
IAlreadyReachedImguriteSoIDontCareAboutMyPointsAnymore
I think his goose was cooked
HorseDragon
Bazingga
panicatthedingdong
poor duck :(
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
as i sit here eating a turkey sammich...
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
OK? He tasted GORGEOUS!
IdownvotePeopleWhoComplainAboutDownvoters
It tasted "beautiful; very attractive" ?
emperorcain
driveslow
potential, it has
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
phdinhorribleness
May I use that?
emperorcain
Go ahead
accidentalslut
http://imgur.com/Mhxavr1
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
Duck is great to eat, I have a freezer full of pin heads and mallards.
accidentalslut
Ok but I had a baby duck as a pet when I was little n I'm just not ready to let go of duckie. But I respect your opinion :)
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
Good. I have rarely buy super market, most of my freezer is hunted meat. I grew up on bush meat and will continue eating it.
Frogodo25
This. I like this. :)
Darkfoxblade
Tasted...gorgeous...?
AIDSINACAN
http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/6321-yup.gif
r0b0tc0rpse
she
ObamaLlama213
He's bread Jim.
DJSK1D
Who cares ducks are notorious rapists.
fandomreference
...I thought this was a goose?
duckie523
We are not!!!!!!!
DJSK1D
Fact check me bro.
Thespiritiswillingbutthefleshisspongyandbruised
I am so high right now, and that is the funniest thing I have heard today.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
It's true - there's an arms race between labyrinthine duck pussy and corkscrew duck dicks!
Ionlyregisteredtotalkshit
Someone should have asked him that before he took his own life
FlatPlutoSociety
This is the best response.
GarrettStopMotion
needs to be top
itule
I'm gonna go ahead and say no
minibaker
The post on reddit has a warning tagged on it which says "dead animal" :(
Ruzzcube
ironic gif to use but...
Sweatpantsboner
Why am I still laughing at this comment
hadakanogokiburi
"a-head"
idkmybffjill
i thought it, you posted it. +1
itule
to begin with I thought you were trying to correct my spelling and was all like "wow there buddio,if you are gonna correct me then do it 1/2
itule
properly" *sassy finger snap* but then I realised you were making a pun and I had all this sass at the ready and nothing to do with it 2/2
idkmybffjill
dat sass
CountOmar
yes. he's fine. he's at the farm where your mother and I left your gerbil when it got to be mildly irritating.
Caramon
That's so cool!! My dog is at that farm, and so is my brother! He was sooo silly when he lived with us.
Proudfoots
Ya know it probably wouldn't have become so irritating if you hadn't dropped it down your arsehole so goddamn much.
WhiteShowerStall
Lemmiwinks lemmiwenks
aguyuno
She's named after a fairy tale character, not mr slave. Jeez.
baronvonawesome
Lemmywinks. Leeeemmywinks.