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Yes. Often.
Safi the Pomeranian ✨️
aRabidGerbil
#17 fun fact about kangaroos, they can't actually take individual steps the way the one in this comic is, their legs always move at the same time.
BruhForScale
Lemon stealing whore
JackOLoser
#32 The Earl of Sandwich?
MenloPart
#39 Return and invent it.
TooCoolForZuul
#37 modern problems require modern solutions.
stillnodog
#20 ”I touched the butt!”
OneMoreLime
#50 only 1????
AGirthyPoro
#2 daily and nightly and ever so rightly
BloodyGarbage
Using splintery paper to wipe seems like a truly insane leap rather than like, a rag
aRabidGerbil
Admittedly, I've only ever seen claims that 1930 was when "splinter-free" toilet paper was first advertised, not that splinters were a common issue before that. It might be like "non-gmo" zucchini or "gluten-free" water, just pretending that the product is special, even though it's not.
flawles
Here ya go: This OP deserves to be on a watch list. -- You're welcome.
Subtilico
EggFooYung
#42 Does not have the brain cell.
yamsonyamsonyams
#28 how deep does this person think the ocean is
MenloPart
#34 "She stole my heart and my cat."
QuatermainFT
#13 i fail to see how its the girls fault
theoxfordcomma
#8 perfection, thank you for the shout ❤️
robnorrisradio
#43 woke up without his brain cell, didn't he?
Subtilico
Postergeist
great set
Raedrin
#43 I can hear the cats internal monolog... "vroom vroommm!"
IJustWantToMakeAComment
#30 you know, I just keep thinking about how much harambe would have loved Neil and Jimothy
tentacularfleshscape
#14 I got the ick from that dudes handle, and turns out he's what my grandmother would call a real piece of shit
MenloPart
#22 I'm sure there are many words in other languages, but speakers prefer the English ones.
roundhousebarrelrole
#4 Actually the best thing she could say. Immediate bullet dodged.
LadyNetrex
WeirdoIIC
Apparently "tea" is now slang for "spicy gossip".
As far as weird new slang goes, I guess I've seen worse.
LadyNetrex
Huh. I see. Thanks.
CptJohnYossarian
#37 don't scammers often spoof other numbers tho? So some poor innocent arsehole gets inundated for no reason?
Knaxia
Yup, commented the same thing on a different dump it showed up. Don't do that people.
aRabidGerbil
Yes, that's exactly what would happen if you did this
ope1
#10 I had to take a break after this. If you haven't seen The House Bunny, go do it now.
resworn
Nice vid 👀 somewhere I have a Windows phone vid if my stupid lil dummy playing with cherry tomatoes a bapping then around. But also, bread lust will anger my roommate while she's at work at that's alli can ask for
inkasep1
#9 in what world is pumping gas a gendered activity anyhow??
JoeMangoJello
ugh, you haven't met my mother. Lucky you.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
In some areas it can involve encounters with a lot of vagrants and therefore some consider it a man's job.
TheMightyMollusk
Driver pumps the gas.
Pilgrymm
I always make my wife do it while I sit in back and make faces at her.
aRabidGerbil
I have some friends (a man and woman) who are married, and he always pumps the gas, not because he's the man, but because she grew up in Oregon and is afraid to use the pump.
MenloPart
I was an Army fueler for 8 years, but we always told the drivers they needed to pump.
One MP told me that was the scariest thing she had ever done.
We were deploying.
DoctorAnimalCannibalPizza
BigBlueWonder
What’s so specific about Oregonian gas pumps that makes them so frightening?
MechKelly
They have gas station attendants who do it for you. So if you grew up there, you never learned to pump your own.
BlackBeardMakes
I pump gas for my wife so she doesn't have to. Obviously, she handles it when she's by herself but I try to take everything off her plate when possible.
MelfsAcidArrow
I do it whenever my wife and I are together mostly so she doesn’t have to stand outside in the hot/cold/smelly environment
HandsomePenguin
The same way cooking dinner is a gendered activity. When you are a moron.
Timpani
I read that like the quote from Blazing Saddles.
Almaadin
Movie voice: "in a world...
TheWhiteBarry
Y'all still pumping gas?
MrsHowVeryDareYou
It’s a smelly, dirty job that often involves standing in undesirable weather, and can sometimes be sketchy.
I’m not saying we women can’t handle that shit, but I am more than happy to let my husband deal with it if he’s with me.
theinternetkeepsmealive
Yeah I'm a woman and I'll pump gas into my own car. Also I'm not American so I'll pump petrol since you literally can't pump gas.
honeybadgersRus
By that logic, you can't put petrol in either unless you're refining raw rock oil (petra-oleum) in the back seat.
HamSlamwich
You're literally not pumping it. You're pulling a lever and the machine is pumping for you. Wild that you seem to be familiar with how language works in the first sentence, then in the second sentence, you are somehow better than an entire country because you don't use shortened words.
But go on with your actual pumping motion. Dumb fuck.
theinternetkeepsmealive
Found the angry American! 😂😂
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Jinxies
Maybe they meant meters? Or worse ... lave sharks! That's so much worse!
MelfsAcidArrow
Subnautica…..
darthinebriated
I mean, I assume thats what came about after Shark Boy and Lava Girl...
NotAGarbageCant
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BrockEffingSamson
They probably meant leagues.
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20000 Leagues Under the Sea refers to the distance traveled under the sea not the depth at which they traveled. 20k leagues is greater than
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the diameter of the earth.
BrockEffingSamson
Thanks for the downvote and explaining my joke.