"Are you kidding me?"

Jun 16, 2016 2:40 PM

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I want a pet dinosaur.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that last look: Do you think this is a fucking game??!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are fuckin with me? I really want that....are you fuckin with me buddy?...gotta get it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Listen here Fucko, I think that's pretty damn racist ok. So I wa- HOLY SHIT MOU- This is what I'm fucking talking about, Charles.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Twice! You fooled me twice!!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP what kind of owl!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now listen here Jennifer... how would you like it if I threw a hamburger on the...MOUSE MOUSE MOUSE MOUSE!!!!!......Fuck you Jennifer...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Owl allow this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't a fucking owl scoopidy-booping into the room.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this my moment, am i finally relevant?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why you fucking with me, Willis?"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what my wife asked when I didn't pull out

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I will never be as cool as somebody with a pet owl. Hell, I'll never be as cool as the owl itself.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looking the other way

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

That is one strange looking dog

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I am not amused by your games Charlie... Wait hang on... Yeah I'm not amus - MOUSY!!!"

10 years ago | Likes 487 Dislikes 0

Fool me once shame on me. Fool my twice...I will kill you

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Wait the second one's fake too?"

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

-Hey! That's mine, I don't throw your things, Dave, please don't do it agaHEY THAT ALSO MINE, JEEZ

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Really, again? Owl have you know having a hoot at my expense is not cool."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Did you just throw my shit? It's right there. OMG stop throwing my shit! ...Dude!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn I want an owl.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how the little guy sticks his wings out when he runs. Like, "OOOH YUS MAUS TIME"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat thhhhhhhhe fuuuuuuuuuuuck that's cute

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't get over the cute hopping around this owl does

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That is one cross-looking owl. If he was expecting a mouse, I'd find one to give him pretty damn quick!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Owl get that later. You know what? Owlet you get it. Bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 3

Lol splended

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What kind of cat is this?

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Feathercat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hooty Tooty Moew Cat

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One that is full of seething rage.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

autistic cat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A meowl

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Oh you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is better than the entire post and thread combined!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Owl - v

10 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

Honest question, how do you make the gif show up in the comment like that, instead of the link I have to click on?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure it doesn't say "gallery" in the middle part of the link.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thank you!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who owns a feckin' owl? That's badass

10 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 2

Owls are horrible pets.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

apparently not this guy

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wizards.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My brother in law keeps birds of prey. He goes hawking regularly. Got a golden barn owl recently.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Pictures or you're a liar.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

What does it mean to go hawking? Does he capture owls with Hawks?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

My husband is a falconer. Same deal. Hunt with a big bird of prey to catch small things like squirrel or rabbit.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How do they train them to not eat what they catch?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They train them not to be afraid of their presence when they swap out their catch with something smaller they've got in their bag.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hawking is when you use a bird of prey to hunt small game

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Also called falconry

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That sounds badass, too! Sounds like some old world way of hunting. Is there much training involved or does the bird resort to instinct?

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