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5. Emma Frost
Frost, a reformed villain, now helps lead the X-Men with her psychic powers—and her enormous fortune. As chair of the board and CEO of Frost International, a multi-billion dollar electronics conglomerate, the telepath has considerable financial resources. And while there’s no specific figure placed on her wealth, her liquidated holdings were apparently sufficient to fund the X-Men’s island base for “the foreseeable future.” So that’s probably a lot.
4. Professor Charles Xavier
Running a mutant superhero team isn’t cheap, so it shouldn’t be much of a surprise that two X-Men leaders make the list. Professor Charles Xavier, the founder of the X-Men and Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters, is worth $3.5 billion; at least according to Fantomex, who tried to extort Xavier (New X-Men #129). You’d think the same person who can read everyone’s mind might have a little bit more money on hand (he’d only be #497 in the Forbes 500), but Xavier seems to have bigger priorities than acquiring cash.
3. Bruce Wayne
Considering Bruce Wayne’s superpower is essentially “being rich enough to afford gadgets and karate training,” it makes sense that the Batman would be pretty loaded. Forbes estimates Wayne’s worth at $9.2 billion, and lists his company, Wayne Enterprises, as having an annual revenue of $31.3 billion.
2. Tony Stark
Tony Stark, otherwise known as Iron Man, narrowly edges out Wayne in the battle of billionaire playboys. Interestingly, while Forbes ranks Stark’s wealth ahead of Batman, the publication lists Stark Industries’ revenue ($20.3 billion) as less than that of Wayne Enterprises. Chalk it up to Wayne’s legendary philanthropy.
1. T’Challa
T’Challa, the Black Panther, isn’t just the richest superhero. He’s almost undoubtedly the wealthiest fictional character of all time.
How is it even possible for one person to have this much wealth? T’Challa is the king of Wakanda, a fictional African country with nearly all of the world’s reserves of Vibranium. And Vibranium, being a super-strong metal (Captain America’s shield is made out of Vibranium), doesn’t come cheap.
According to the comics, the material costs $10,000 per gram, and Wakanda’s Vibranium vaults have 10,000 tons of the stuff (Doomwar #1). A little math and that amount of Vibranium would cost more than the GDP of the entire world.
Unfortunately for T’Challa, a plot by Doctor Doom to steal Wakanda’s Vibranium forced the king to release a fail safe rending the stockpile inert, and potentially worthless. But on the upside, Black Panther is getting a movie in 2018. So you win some, you lose some.
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Affray
I thought Smaug was undoubtedly the wealthiest fictional character of all time.
WalterMatthau
T'Challa, that is literally a cartel. he's not a king, he's a Kingpin. If he sold his 10,000 tons of vibratium, it'd not be worth 10k/gram
induren
$10K per gram is actually cheap compared to certain modified bio-compounds that are sold by labs across the world.
VitaminDeezNutz
Wait I don't get it, why is Bruce Wayne mentioned in the post about Batman?
brandsilven
Have you ever seen Bruce Wayne and Batman in the same room together? It's obvious. Wayne owes Batman money.
KillingTheJoke1
If only there was someone we could trust. Harvey Dent, can we trust him?
Salzab
Woah, Bruce is clearly pictured facing Batman, so is funding him and therefore why he's on the list. Why would you know Batmans finances?...
YamatoIouko
Hah. This is going to be ironic in a few months...
DancingButterfly
OP got confused.
Steelers26
He was making a joke lol
DancingButterfly
*face palm* I'm well aware.
Spoogefunkmeistermacgeeicantbelieveausernamecanbethislong
I like this post.... +1!
KingLouieFromTheJungle
ANOTHER !
oligarchy
Why isn't Warren Worthington aka The Angel on your list? He funded both X-Factor and X-Force.
RealScienceMan
From what I understand, he isn't rich, his parents are, but they've been reported as billionaires, so they might edge out Frost and Xavier.
WaterBendingBiatch
Well it's a list of 5, maybe he's 6th
IShopAtSoDoSoPa
Lol a girl who literally becomes diamonds is #5 on this list.
AmberHrmphill
Poor thing. Can't liquidate those assets
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I'll liquidate those assets if you know what I mean
drfarren
*Waggles eyebrows*
OktoberSunset
I imagine that would not be pleasant if she was in diamond form.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
You and I may have different definitions of pleasant
OktoberSunset
Hey, if tearing your dick apart in a sharp, angular, diamond vagina is your thing then I won't judge.
plsnoolives
But, what about Arrow?
TheRealDuaIerz
This.
Csel
he's not very good with money.
m0gart
Well... T’Challa is the king of Wakanda, but does it make him the owner of Wakanda?
Arzanim
Vibranium might also be the second strongest metal in the world (beaten by Adamantium), considering that it cannot be pierced by adamantium
deeznuts211
But can it be melted by jet fuel?
demigogg
Adamantium is an alloy of Vibranium and iron.
Jimmyvtss
But can a lightsaber cut Adamantium?
CountVorkosigan
It's a pissing contest between the two. Adamantium is stronger, but Vibranium is immune to more things.
DaqCity
What about Unobtanium?
fasihnator
TIL: I can buy planet Earth @ $100,000,000,000,000
TooApatheticToFi
So T'Challa = Da Beers?
ChuckKarma
Making money in the financial market would really NOT be a problem for Xavier or Emma even if they had never made much earlier in life.
CoolNickName
Vibranium super rare... Vibranium 10,000 tons... ok comics.
ElmyrDeHory
There is about 180,000 tons of gold around the world (people + country reserves) so I think 10k tons is still rare.
MisterAnderson
All of it is in one place and almost all of it is harvested. Artificially it is rare as fuck.
abitofabuzzkill
I think its super rare because it only occurs in one region. Any value attached to that is determined by the people who own said region.
AmiAthena
I'd say the value is partly determined by the people who don't own it. What you'll pay is as important as how much I'll sell for.
AmiAthena
(And possibly a higher number.)
jgz32610
t'challa is worth almost 91 trillion dollars. oh wait, I mean zero. thanks Doom
deeznuts211
January Jones <3
puffineggnog
But she was terrible as Emma.
marvelboy
I wouldve preferred Alice Eve. She has more charisma, but she would've been too distracting for some.
PaulyBallnuts
maybe elisha cuthbert?
Felman
Isn't that the point of Emma Frost?
marvelboy
True.
alssst
Aquaman is the fucking KING of all sea. And not in the list? O.K.
louisvangaal
Yeah, but I could be the king of all rats and I'd still be broke as fuck.
Freeflare
Namor should be there on that logic as well.
alssst
True that.
Jimmyvtss
it only includes "superheros" not fishmen
CoolerBetterFasterStronger
Wheres Batman?
LivingThatGoldenLife
Bruce Wayne is batman
PousiStorm
and Uncle Ben is Spider Man
DTJames
LooseCannonSpock
You mean this whole time...Bat Wayne. Bruce Man.
productofmyowncreation
Apparently vibranium breaks the supply:demand equation. Are they artificially restricting it, like diamonds?
Stabbadabbadoo
They actively try and restrict it going out to the world, due to the numerous harmful applications for it. That is why Klaw need to steal 1/
Stabbadabbadoo
Some in the Age of Ultron movie and why Doctor Doom had to try and steal it and why T'Chala ended up destroying it.
theoriginaldickbutt
Probably or maybe they're setting that number after predicting future uptick in demand.
MMAgCh
Wakanda restrict a lot of things, like their cure for cancer.
epikpepsi
It states they have nearly all the Vibranium in the world so they could charge as much as they wanted for it and nobody could beat the price
Llainway
I thought Smaug was the richest fictional character?
thetruegabyjamie
Superheroes
Llainway
Aha! I immediately see my mistake.
dianesawyer
5 richest villains?
srsfaceI8C
Lex Luthor is probably top of the list, or maybe Dr. Doom. Beyond that, I'm not sure! It'd be a good read. Nerds, get on it.
MisterAnderson
T'Challa is worth 90 trillion dollars...That's 90 thousand billion...For fuck's sake, man...
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Yeah, but when no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
MisterAnderson
I almost added "And that's terrible!" to the end of my comment! I like you.
DamianWinters
But thats only his vibranium not even counting the rest of his country
Felman
For a secluded African nation, they have some impressive tech. Even Tony Stark's stealth jet couldn't sneak past their defenses.
DamianWinters
well money gets you anything you want
CTMGame
That's stupid. He could never possibly hope to exchange more than a few percent of his Vibranium for anything.
Hasaan
You forget that vibranum is indestructible metal. It will always have buyers.
CTMGame
Yes, but the price would fall very quickly.
Hasaan
Only if you decide you want to instantly sell of all it. It's vast uses make it very useful and expensive.
MagentaHawk
Yes, but lets say he needs $500 billion right now to fund something. He would have to take a huge hit in potential profits by selling a lot
MagentaHawk
of the Vibranium at lower than market costs to be able to sell enough to make that much money.
cretaross
I was thinking Doom would be up there for sure but T'Challa caught me off-guard. +1 good read.
Nandabun
"Richest superheroes" Doom!
pronacc
Why is it when a black guy gets rich, it's count down till he's poor again.
dagg3r
seems a bit weird as there a few that can materialize anything out of thin air. also we are only limiting this to earth i guess? 1/
dagg3r
sorry there is not /2
Artimak
He'd probably make the list of Richest Supervillains (rather than Superheroes).
cretaross
Good point! My head read "Richest Comic Characters" haha
GaijinSin
Hey, Doom didn't try to "steal" the vibranium, he was given access to it by Wakanda's Panther God, cause Doom winning is a good thing.
DamianWinters
Dr.Doom is more of an Anti-hero
ihatethefuckineaglesman
Same here, they're both rulers of their own countries.
popculturella
Ditto.
EdgarAllanFoe
eh, the vibranium belongs to his country; it's not his personal property.
TchallaVII
I'm stoop relevant now
CrazyCarretta
Woah woah woah, why isn't Scrooge McDuck on this list? http://www.forbes.com/lists/fictional15/2011/profile/scrooge-mcduck.html
equityforpunks
His fortune is often referred in amount of hundreds of trillions.. Forbes should fo their background research a bit better.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
Stupid Humanoid privileges!
AlexImguram
Also Philip J Fry. He was a billionaire once. And a superhero
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
Captain yesterday day is fast...
tenandsixchocolates
Not just fast but from the past
lolzomg123
Or Andrew wiggin. He had more than 3000 years of compound interest, in addition to Jane being /very/ skilled at investing.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
He is actually richer than that.Way richer.
CrazyCarretta
I think you're right. It was the first link I clicked last night. I think XKCD has an accurate assumption
favdumpthrowaway
$44 B? "Majority of his fortune" in gold coins? Not even nearly. The McDuck conglomerate could buy out the Rostchilds.
justchasinglight
I'm so FUCKIN PUMPED FOR THE BLACK PANTHER MOVIE. HOW AWESOME DOES THAT SUIT LOOK?!
AllWeAreIsDustinNguyen
He looks like black Batman. The Darker Knight.
EmergencyAbortionSavingsAccount
Gimp suit.
KeeleonOhms
As a cosplayer I find it ironic that one of the best black comic characters wears a costume that can be worn by anyone.
srsfaceI8C
Truly. He was made back in the whole era of "He's a black man? Let's make sure everyone knows it by having Black in his super hero name."
thesunisgettingreallow
Wait, isn't he going to be debuted in Civil War next year?
srsfaceI8C
Fuckin' EVERYONE is going to be in Civil War, somehow. Get hype.
justchasinglight
I have no idea, hopefully
thesunisgettingreallow
IMDB says yes, so I'm going to trust that
twostepsfromlost
IMMMA NEED SOME MOTHER FUNKING LINKS, LIKE NOW!. please.
timteamtebow
epicor
Did you know what you were asking for with that comment?
fraxinusoleaceae
PlusOneYouGloriousBastardIreadThatInHisVoice
http://imgur.com/nqE31sw
justchasinglight
And just Google "Black Panther movie confirmed" for the year and stuff, I forgot when it's supposed to come out
justchasinglight
I don't think the actual suit has been created yet... just by judging from this it'll be awesome I meant hahaha
ImNotWhoYouBelieveIAmUnlessIActuallyAmThenForgetItLetsGrabABeer
KeeleonOhms
This is sausage to me.
kyrinthian
For anyone wondering but too lazy to do the math, T'Challa's Vibranium would be worth approximately $90,718,474,000,000
atherose
You're doing God's work, son.
StarrryNight
Greece just got an erection.
Disagree
That's more money than I have
FinallyRElephant
Still less than Scrooge McDuck
YouJustGotRickRolled
But is that his vibranium or the countrys?
LilandraNeramani
He's the king of it. Its his
armandqt
^derp haha
30SecondsToUranus
Isn't it $100,000,000,000,000 exactly? 10,000 tons is 10,000,000,000 grams x $10,000 = $100,000,000,000,000
angelquzero
Yes sir
JoeFo20
Ohhh! That's a lot of money! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/CoasterChild/isthisreallife.gif
SluttyToast
That is so many. :I
AlDorn
it isn't T'challa's vibranium. it belongs to the Wakandan people. doesn't count.
Zordicron
Yeah well my original release copy of Megaman Legends 2 for PS1 is worth $100.00 on ebay.
rallen9268
that's a lot of cheddar
HighrockTendales
See the problem is you're calculating that figure based off the current price. It would in reality only be a tiny fraction of that.
CanadianCoins
Monoploy Pricing is basic economics: http://www.cliffsnotes.com/more-subjects/economics/monopoly/demand-in-a-monopolistic-market
OktoberSunset
Exactly, it's only expensive because he has it all stockpiled creating artificial scarcity, soon as he sells the price would drop massively.
mechanimated
and scientific applications. No matter how much is sold, governments and wealthy individuals will always need more. /2
mechanimated
That's only true for things that have no innate value, like diamonds. Vibranium is valuable because it's extremely useful for military /1
HighrockTendales
Quite! In reality Mr. Challa would be constantly walking a tightrope between under-profiting and flooding the market, an unenviable task.
MagentaHawk
And it would take so intensely long to sell all of his vibranium without devaluing too greatly.
OktoberSunset
Of course, due to it's military applications it's worth more than just money if he holds onto it, he can have allies kissing his butt for it
multiwordusernamesaredifficulttoreadwithoutcamelcase
He should set up deals with everyone who wants to buy it at the same time (not letting them know of course).
OktoberSunset
Tho, it's still 17 times rarer than gold and a lot more useful, so he'd still get a pretty good cash pile if he sold the lot.
PousiStorm
Gold isn't rare brah. everywhere you go there's at least one person wearing a gold accessory.
HodgePodgekin
I quite enjoyed your and @HighrockTendales comments +1 to both of yas
Wibblywobblytime
If he owns all the vibranium in the world he can set the price he wants. as soon as he sells it remains the same price.
CanadianCoins
Monopoly Pricing is basic economics: http://www.cliffsnotes.com/more-subjects/economics/monopoly/demand-in-a-monopolistic-market
Wibblywobblytime
I don't see oakley or ray ban dropping in price, they're owned by luxottica and they're making a killing, it's a monopoly.
OktoberSunset
If he keeps the price high only a few people will buy and he can't sell it all, if he wants to sell it all he has to meet the buyers offers.
Wibblywobblytime
Then he just sits on it till they meet his demand. If vibranium can't be recycled which I don't think it can, he wins.
OktoberSunset
Here's some better maths, there are 10,000 tons of vibranium, there are 171,300 tons of gold so gold it 17 times more common. (1/2)
OktoberSunset
(2/more than 2) So, if vibranium was freely traded like gold with the same level of investment, it would sit at 17 times the price.
OktoberSunset
(3/???) So gold is about $37 a gram, so vibranium would come in at about $629 per gram assuming the same level of investment as gold.
PousiStorm
He has monopoly so your math is useless.
OktoberSunset
But be can't keep that monopoly if he sells it all.
Felman
Well, he owns the supply so he can charge whatever he wants. No one is going to buy at 10k and sell it for 2k.
OktoberSunset
He can can ask for any price he wants, that doesn't mean people will ever buy it for that price.
VitaminDeezNutz
Plot twist, the Wakanda dollar is like the Zimbabwean dollar. $90,718,474,000,000 converts to $42 USD.
MasterDefenestrator
You have 3 extra 0s there mate. It's $90,718,500,000.
chicktracy
nope, 10000 tons is 10 000 000 000 grams, 10000 * 1000000000 = 100 000 000 000 000
MasterDefenestrator
A ton is actually only 907,185 grams. A metric ton would be 1,000,000 grams, but it would specify if that was the case.
sinbios
If it's measured in grams already why wouldn't you assume it's metric tons?
LannistersSendTheirRetards
Jeeze, why can't America borrow money from him instead
Johnsonaaro
90 zillion dollars?
JollyJokzr
Uh, 10,000 * 1,000,000 * 10,000 = 90,718,474,000,000? Are you using some weird imperial tons?
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JollyJokzr
Didn't know there was a difference in spelling. Thanks!
verygoodgoodgood
There's 907,184.74 grams in a short ton (U.S.) so these aren't metric tons
milesmiles
Why would they mix imperial with metric? That's nasty
DogInBoots
To put it even more into perspective, the Norwegian Oil fund is currently at: 873 billion U.S. dollars
norwegianwool
dat oil money
sebvit
The great part is how, although we of course have to save some of it, we are now only using between 3 % and 4 % of it anually, saving it 1/2
sebvit
for whenever we run out of oil. We should be spending it on non-fossile-reliant energy sources for use globally, but we're too cheap... 2/2
WhyShouldILoveYou
Uh, isn't norway like one of the greenest countries, at least in scandinavia? Most electricity comes from hydroelectics for example
sebvit
The non-cool thing though, is that we mostly export that electricity as "green" (to sell it at high price), then import "dirty" electricity.
ChristopherSchackt
Yup. 90% of our electricity is from waterfalls.
woodwardja12
And that's trillions, not billions ladies and gents
insanitycontinuum
Actually what in America is called a trillion, in many countries is called a billion. And the American billion, a milliard. Not making it up
OldSwedishGrandma
In Swedish it's called a biljard = (miljon, miljard, biljard, triljon, triljard etc) so yes, confusing for Americans who doesn't use metrics
PatrickPunchhard
I think all English speaking countries use the short scale though.
woodwardja12
Wow! Just checked it out. That's confusing as fuck.
beeratius
Short vs long scale names
zotten
Actually in Dutch it is biljoen, since the English billion is miljard in Dutch.
Thekindofkindlyman
Trillion, with a T
SlightlyNormal
Who gives a shit, it's fiction anyway.
woodwardja12
Pretty sure numbers are a real thing. Obviously nobody has that much money, but let us be kids in wonderment. Don't be a douche.
MasterDefenestrator
That's actually quadrillions.
woodwardja12
Recount that
MasterDefenestrator
It actually is trillions, but original commenter added 3 extra 0s, which is what I was referring to.
woodwardja12
Oh lol
SplatZone25
I'm also too lazy to read that number.
ILiketoLikeThings
Wow, 90 thousand dollars. I could buy like 6 chickens with that money.
DPHENS
What about the 5 poorest superheroes? Someone make that list.
Stabbadabbadoo
D-man literally lived in a sewer, without any savings or income, owning only one (Very dirty) super suit.
Stabbadabbadoo
He will offer you a cupcake, though http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11/114254/2220734-1749868_dmancupcake.jpg
werecougar
The Tick?
Shittyperson
1. Rorschach
maetryx
this was the first thing that came to mind for me too
CrispyWorm
Kick-Ass?
PaulyBallnuts
good point
Freeflare
Deadman maybe? Since, you know, he's dead.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Well there's a whole bunch that have no means of acquiring wealth, from Swamp Thing to the Ninja Turtles.
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
And yet, they still manage to afford pizza.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Nah, they give the delivery guy bogus directions and when they can't deliver it on time they get it for free.
awkwardstare
to answer this you just need to think of superheroes who don't have alter egos for full time jobs so "Dead Man" who has no body would win
t1m829
The Maxx
thepundom
The Flash?
MC182
he has actual income unlike some superheroes
daiconrad
He works for the Central City Police Department as a CSI tech. Not rich, but not the poorest.
WarFunding
The Question? He's basically a poor batman.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
Venom, back when he lived in the hobo city underneath San Francisco.
LooseCannonSpock
Deadpool in some cases. He lived in an attic with shipping crates, a TV(?), and a chair made of plastic explosives aka his paycheck splurge.
Jiryn
He's actually a millionaire with multiple safe houses.. But tends to do stupid splurges and has given his money away multiple times
LooseCannonSpock
He dips in and out of the moneypool I suppose
ImgurPlz
Peter Parker #1
XxRalphTheWonderLlamaxX
Mysterion?
satanasDCLXVI
1.Spiderman
TacoPlz
Pretty sure Doc Oct made spidy a millionaire
DPHENS
Close, but I think the Hulk is poorer because he can't hold down a job.
PatrickPunchhard
I'm sure he was making enough money to put aside savings before the accident
DerpyPuppy
Hulk can hold down anything! He's strong! But not fast enough to catch metaphors that go over his head.
xochiluvr
Standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona and I'm quite sure I'm in the wrong song. - Tori Amos
evilspyre
Silver surfer, he doesn't even have clothes to put a wallet in :P
ImmortalAzrael
But he is made of silver so I'd say he's worth quite a bit...
evilspyre
Yeah but I don't think someone would appreciate it while he scraped some of his skin off to pay for a soda
HighrockTendales
Massive resources of a precious item does not equal unlimited wealth. It makes you rich, but it's limited. Ask the debeers diamond family.
ShamnusMcfee
Debeers? Like the really fucking insanely wealthy people?
HighrockTendales
They are really wealthy but they're not THAT wealthy. simply because they are limited by the risk of market over-saturation. @Anhor
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HighrockTendales
1) no it's not, money isn't a commodity. 2) I know, that was my point.
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Didn't it also say he rendered his stockpile worthless?
kyrinthian
That amount of Vibranium is work approx $90,718,474,000,000. So it may be limited, but he's never gonna see it run out in his lifetime
woodwardja12
Or for 10 generations after
blacksteve
a ton of it, it'd likely be cheaper for them to invade. So they're basically Kuwait, rich on paper but only while they have strong friends.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Really,who is going to buy that crap though. It just sits there..
blacksteve
Wealth is cashflow, not assets. He can only sell so much of it at a moment's notice, and if a powerful/wealthy country really *needed* 1/2
HighrockTendales
it's a case of the more you sell, the more you flood the market so the lower the price goes. Same with diamonds, you can only sell so many
Thinklogically
For a material such as Vibranium, I doubt it would ever no sell for top dollar.