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This is how democracy ends. Also, I can't tell if it's fake or not.
Nov 15, 2020 7:04 AM
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TurtIeproof
Oh snap, I hear Commander Krennic landing three hundred feet from my home, I better ... make a snack then flee.
EinElchsaft
Send kenobi and yoda to the temple
SMarkt
i hope that my district will win the hunger games next year!
skinny87
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Buttua.
Xero999
Don't watch the latest Film Theory then
KAG444
postalval
"Let me tell you the tale of Darth Trump!"
baturro
So married Jedi are ok?
SciFiGuy2018
It's a sad day for the Republic.
abidikgubidik
"Every single *Democrat"
neil137
"the jedi are building a clone army to overthrow a justly elected emperor!"
Affray
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
Always wondered if Lucas based order 66 as a jab on Roosevelts executive order 9066.
SalacioussCrumb
Don't fool yourself @OP, order 66 took ears of planning to pull off. This clown could not even build a wall.
EDDDDDDD
...between a crematorium and a dildo store.
Ladris
torillatavataan
Was it a weird dream, or did some not-insignificant portion of Aussies put "Jedi" as their religion in some census or another?
Nottherealmarijuanapepsi
Idk about that, but Jedi is an official religion you can select in the US military for your dog tags.
TrueLegateDamar
He actually bitched at the DC police not coming down harder on counterprotestors during his 'Million MAGA March'
JDAB0
And bet he won’t condemn how MAGA injured 2 cops and stabbed a citizen. Nor how dozens of illegally owned firearms were confiscated
RHodeidra
Impressive how mother trained Mike to hide his erection at all times when he's close to temptation.
OrRo77
Pence is absolutely spineless
thedarkcanuck
Not much to hide though
graehall
The emperor has no clothes, or rhythm, but loves using force on people without their consent.
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
kita1787
I have the song as one of my alarms ?
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
Had me going like... ahhhhhhhh!
OtterAvalanche
Stop it now!
TheOnlyPanda
With thunderous applause
snowblind122
ward5x5
This should be the top comment
TheOnlyPanda
Why thank you, I think so too
ButtmoTerror
I can't tell if this is fake or not
Solkanarmy
he's way past 66 by now, I think the most recent one he signed into law was for a staffer to go get tacos
RebelliousMomAt50
Doesn't matter. He's still a douche.
Tento2
it's funny how this kinda seems like something trump would do lol.
Huhwhatcrazy
Only the word "Jedi"
LCMcG
You can not convince me that if someone confidently placed a realistic mockup document of Order 66 in front of him that he wouldn't sign it.
LCMcG
"I just signed a bill to stop the jedys, you won't see it in the news. They won't give me credit. Big move, though. The biggest. Huge."
xmaneds
executive orders this year were from EO 13902, 13903, 13904...... 13957, EO 13958. so # 66 isn't a number from this year. also (1/2)
RampantWolf
xmaneds
there were no Jedi to start with, so. (2/2)
snowblind122
Crazy times we’re living in
Shiznit007
That didn't answer the question
OmegaKamidake
Crazy times...
TsubakiTragic
I call fake. Someone's shopped out his crayon for a pen.
HelloDarknessMyOld
*ham
RandomName24601
Didn't you hear, he's advanced to sharpies now
critausy
He started sniffing them so now he's stuck with those oversized learning pencils
chaseNC
I was gonna say somebody photoshopped the golf club out of his hands and replaced it with a pen.
VarlenSantongkum
Well there ain’t no Jedi running around in USA anymore. Coincidence? You decide!
Kraken639
trumps more like an evil jar jar binks. He even has skin like jar jar.
artisviolent
Jar jar was a sith lord. Trumpy tends the bar at a cantina in Mos Isley
blumpk1npie
Well jar jar is a sith lord, so jot that down
bobislost
that's actually pretty good since Jar Jar was manipulated by palpatine to put forward the vote that gave him control of the clones
InfinitusEquitas
Look, I know we all hate Jar Jar, but saying he had skin like trump is just a low blow. Also Jar Jar wasn't orange. Now oompa loompas!
Studoku
Oompah loompahs are on the other end of removing bad children from the premises.
aneyeholeman
Mitch is more of a Palpatine
InfinitusEquitas
Fits perfectly with his melting face and rotting flesh.
FieryHammer
That’s a but rude. I mean I understand people don’t like him for the things he did but don’t hurt Jar Jar like that.
HopelessNecr0mantic
He was palpatines useful idiot for full govt takeover. Comparison seems apt.
LCMcG
I assume in this comparison Putin is Palpatine
MarWatcher
No, Mcconnell is.
llortamai
Putintine
LtKifKroker
Are you speaking Jawa?
bobaFoot
I fear he is perhaps probably closer to Dooku.