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ProLurker47
Duddette?
FutureHylian
P u t t i n g s p a c e s b e t w e e n l e t t e r s m a k e s y o u l o o k l i k e a t w a t .
AtomicOldMan
If someone flips out cause you casually called them "dude" they probably aren't worth your time anyway.
jackinthegreen
We're all dudes?
elstak
In Spanish we have the word "wey"
Leafsss
Neat
KevinNicholas
There square burgers cause we dont cut corners
TheGrubermeister
Hackeur11
bringbakfirefly
Apparently species is a gender now.
Mojayokok
Those “don’t assume someone’s gender” need a serious bitch slap, they’re fucking obnoxious.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Welcome to Goodburger home of the Goodburger can I take your order?
GreenYawgmoth
Who loves orange soda?
SlipperyPicklesss
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cuz we're all dudes yeah!!
Prideofmebu
I wasn't aware that a dog is now a gender.
thesniperkitty
Welcome to goodburger home of the goodburger
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
As a born and raised Californian, Yes! We are all dudes.
nyaore
Dude is the only acceptable gender neutral pronoun! (Californian as well!)
asmpsUnityDog
But there will only ever be one "the dude" and may his rug forever bring the room together.
Counterfit
My 8 year old niece watched Goodburger last week.
endlesssaturdays
Gotta hand it to the Wendy’s person for referencing a relevant movie.
metaphordog
In other news, “sniveling bitch” is a gender neutral term.
Bossdogs
As Team America taught, the world is populated by dicks, assholes and pussies, and these in no way correspond to genders.
konelhft
That's why the Australians have it right. Just address everyone with "Oi, cunt!"
EliMFrost
Thought it was the big lebowski that teaches "dude" is gender neutral?
maybeilikethenaughtychair
The Dude is The Dude. He says it himself. “I’m The Dude!” That is all.
ManThatzaDrag
Lighten up. Icandigityoucandigithecandigitshecandigit
jghaverty8888
Hate when girls get pissy at "dude". "Umm I'm a girl" "cool thing dude."
butlerfetish
I'm a Californian, everyone's dude.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes! Hey!
ButCanHeDoItOnAColdRainyNightAtStoke
My cat is dude when it's being an asshole, my car is dude, my kettle is dude...
Paramike
Gender dudetral
mirria
I'm more confused about a girl meeting other girls and going "Hey guys!"
Cloudbubble
https://media.giphy.com/media/uPeblKaa25xy8/giphy.gif
dangerousDoc
https://youtu.be/iKYXmjfQY4U
FizzleBurger
d o n t t y p e l i k e t h i s y o u l o o k l i k e a t w a t
pyrrhlis
twat
Iagohides
The timeless classic
GodEmperorGummy
d o n t t y p e l i k e t h i s i t m a k e s m e w a n n a p u n c h y o u
AceBandito
Hey look, the word "Wendy's" got paired with the words "good" and "burger" and it actually made sense for the first time ever.
yesexceptno
Welcome to goodburger home o the goodburger may I take your order?
Fairdinkums
I have no time for people that seriously say "don't assume someones gender"
DarkwingDuc
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say seriously.
somethingthathasntbeenused
I have no time for people...
bdub7032000
Preach!!
p75369
I'm with it if you have only one bit of info on them (eg, you know they're a doctor, but that's it). Face to face? Presume away.
gingerayyIe
Beat me to it: People often mistakenly assume doctors are male, especially in education (from my experience)
sourcandy
I've had someone honestly use "check your privilege" when arguing.
FarkasMacTavish
Did you call them a cunt?
ilikeblondehair
on top of that, they say it l i k e t h i s and to a company
d3xprimary
What about ~D o N t A s S u M e S o M e O n E s G e N d E r~?..
RandomImgurian
I have no time for people that jokingly say "don't assume someone's gender"
oldstumpy
Did you just assume my gender?
DuzyPies
I only have time for them long enough to block them cause they obviously don't have anything worthwhile to say
wtfm8UrARiteTwatUnoThatM8
TRIGGERED....jk, these jokes are getting really played out
TeddyBearHeaven
Which is like 95% of the time that phrase is used
nitrodragon54
I just dont got any damn time
satirelyinsane
I just dont
Skip2TheEnd
Especially for people...
thatguy1943
https://youtu.be/HHmqjtTNeyo
randomasianorphan
I just don't have time to learn the origin of time.
bringbakfirefly
I can't help but crack an insensitive joke if they are serious. It's not a serious problem.
AchDuLieber
Me too... but that’s because I don’t wear a watch.
palatinekatinka
I'm more offended by the addition of spaces between each letter. If you want to make a point, make it legible.
DarkMagic1516
Just scream begone thot at them everytime they open their mouths cause aint nobody got time for that.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
How many times have you heard it in actual life?
kappalouie
As many times as I've heard "It's Merry Christmas, not happy holidays"
tbirdistheword
Working in retail I hear that about 15 times a day, but I've never actually heard someone bitch about their gender being assumed
nesurame
I have no time for people that p u t s p a c e s b e t w e e n e v e r y l e t t e r
ICBM146
B-b-but thats the only way to properly curse someone out on rocket league!
Zeroji
but A E S T H E T I C S
YourWaifuIsTrash
U s u a l l y I a s s u m e t h a t m e a n s I t I s a j o k e
metascout
Really? I’ve seen it around and never thought that... I think I like your explanation better
TheHonestImgurian
Yeah, I usually use it to emphasize humour or show sarcasm through text.
venomlash
90%+ of the time you'll be right. And if you're wrong, they tell you so and you apologize and correct yourself. Because we're adults.
Melinyel
I have curly red hair that hangs to the bottom of my shoulder blades. Several times a year I am mistaken for a woman from behind. 1/2
venomlash
Hell, I got mistaken for a girl before my voice changed and I grew a beard.
ampzilla
I was mistaken for a boy a lot in high school because short hair and NO TITS. Didn't give a single fuck about it. People need to lighten up
Jupperware
Like 99%+ of the time
SnakesAreAwesome
And that sliver of a chance you're wrong you know you aren't sure and will just not use any pronouns until someone else does.
MrCIA
Studies are divided on the actual instance of transgenderism in the population. Highest I've seen is 0.3% though the average is around 0.02%
ozjuggler
We'd partly solve that by using "they" in singular sense when we don't know (or don't care) about the actual sex. Was done since 1395AD.
Patch870
That's actually wrong. 'They' is still incorrect as a singular pronoun because it's plural. I have no idea why this lie is repeated so often
ozjuggler
Stop trying to turn English into Latin. http://the-toast.net/2014/06/02/a-linguist-gendered-pronouns/ They means what we say it means.