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May 21, 2015 2:45 PM
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ChesEaston
Dude give up she told her mommy
Waganga
Sexplanations 10/10
WillyVanilli
8/10 would bang mom
MarkHallMark
You're done when mom says stop. Move on kid. Obviously she doesn't see in you what you do.
ElectrikPhil
Nice guys finish last. Obligatory - M'Lady.
fuck123456789
Lindsey Doe is amazing
MrNailbrain
Prepare for the thinly disguised misogynistic comments, m'lady.
dnalerb
At first I thought her mouth was full of spit
GreenYawgmoth
This is what happens when you teach guys they have to be the pursuers and girls that asking the guy out is "unladylike".
SwampPaladin
This just in: teenage boys are bull headed retards (source - I was one). More at 11.
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
Well, its 11;30 and this just in: There was no more at 11.
kaostheory21
I have no idea how old her daughter is but I can't help but think that either she's just a kid (10 or so) or old enough to handle it herself
JohnnyDean
I asked out a girl, in high school, for over a year. Wore her down with the charm! Dated for two years:). I wasn't creepy about it.
thisistheonlycommentiwillevermake
yeah, not enough context here- it could be weird or this woman could just be bitchy
TheLaughingGod
can confirm
WesTexMex
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/duct-tape-turning-no-no-no.jpg
TheConfusedEgyptian
tell him she wants kids, he will run away
v3rmilion
But what if that's his fetish
Faytofman
The kid would only hear " I want sex and you don't have to wear a condom"
StoreBoughtHero
So if you try something and fail you should just give up and not try again? Sounds like a solid plan for life
KaesekopfNW
If you're trying to invent an interstellar spaceship, keep going. You can't harass a spaceship. You CAN harass humans. That's the line.
TheLaughingGod
in this case your not trying "something" your interacting with someone. thats were your metaphor breacks down. if you pester someone with /1
TheLaughingGod
unwanted attention, even if they clearly told you to stop your not been charming or trying your hardest, your beeng a nuisance
ElectrikPhil
If you have to slowly change the mind of someone who isn't interested in you to begin with...you're barking up the wrong tree.
CanTunaPiano
I saw this video. Mom is totally projecting. I feel sorry for the daughter.
PennieLain
The mom is a sexologist with a sexology channel, this video is not just for the guy who asked out her daughter, it's an open letter
TheLaughingGod
i agree, her point is valid though
somethingfunnythatgetsupvotes
But in the movies you just keep asking her out in more elaborate ways until she says yes and then you end up married at the end.
kiddub
Great, now go target shooting with your bottomless magazine.
Pencillin
wacky hijinks mean it's not creepy!
equityforpunks
like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8hqoLXUGf8 ?
SwampPaladin
You'll increase your chances with a boombox and a Peter Gabriel tape.
fluxbiota
or with a tuba and an umbrella?
UncivilEngineer
I've been led to believe that any grand gesture works really.
davemaison
most chicks find it romantic. case in point, the notebook. not to mention what is her kid like 10?! its fucking children
TheLaughingGod
and your source for most "chicks" is? a work of fiction? of course its just children, they are trying to figgure that whole /1
TheLaughingGod
relationship shit out, its tough. part of it is to know when your advances arent wanted. /2
davemaison
look at how much money that movie/book made, and then try to tell me it was guys who went to go see/read it. don't be a dingus
TheLaughingGod
did you bother to read my comment? when did i say guys were the main demographic?
davemaison
you implied that because the movie did good doesn't mean women like it, leaving men to be the reason it was successful
TheLaughingGod
srsly, this is 3rd class reading comprehension. i wrote that a chick flick beeng popular does not mean people should actually do as the /1
TheLaughingGod
and please have some decency and reply to the last comment in the chain. your making this unreadable
ImSorryButIJustDontLikeYou
I think his source is that The Notebook is one of the most successful chick flicks of all time.
Wooooooooooooooooot
And titanic was the highest grossing film for 12 years. So all guys want to drown. No, wait...
TheLaughingGod
i know, so is 50 shades of grey. that means its a successfull fantasy, a want that is not neccesarily practical in the real world.
davemaison
do you know how many chicks are into light bondage? i haven't been with a single one that didn't ask me to slap her/tie her up during sex.
TheLaughingGod
bondage is great, not just light one. shades is a horrible representation of it though. liking something as a fantasy isnt the same as 1/2