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Feb 9, 2018 9:31 AM
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Wrathrunner
the best thing to do is be reliably late so you can rely on people double checking you are awake 5 minutes before you have to leave.
JokerJeep
Woke up 3 hours late. Boss thought it was funny so I still got my pay even tho I was sleeping
dazedNconfuzed
...or getting on Imgur.
dazedNconfuzed
Crap, what time is it? Uh oh...
mvizzy77
Then you jolt awake, whip your head around to the clock, "OH SHIT."
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
No, the most dangerous game is daring to rest your eyes while driving at 50 mph/kph
Whynn
Did this during a mid-day nap and was woken by a phone call from my kid's teacher telling me no one had picked him up.. Talk about momguilt!
LarnRegis
Hint: get saline eye drops and put a drop in each eye after waking up. The cool liquid will moisture the eyes and perk you up much faster.
MardukRules
I’m about to do this right n
jimwormmaster
Yep. I wanted to take a nap after work. It was about 10:30, reset my alarm a couple of times..aaaand it's 8 am.
metzershmit
I thought the most dangerous game was people?
asspickle
how about face fucking a meat grinder?
Crossark
No, The Most Dangerous Game is a short story by Richard Connell, first published in Collier's on January 19, 1924. The story features a...
madjo
Truth, I lost that game this morning... alarm goes off at 6.45. Turned it, next thing I knew it was 8.50
jrcrescent
I did it today and almost missed a phone interview by a minute
TheJellyKid
Headstereo
One reason I prefer online courses cause of flexibility of it.
Mercenarity
I have alarms set every ten minutes through a 24 hour period and just enable a range of times I want to wake up at for any particular day.
ElbowDeepInASnake
Eh I do 15 minute intervals
juliana6878
Ain't it just!
sweetnaivety
that's why I have 20 alarms that go off all morning long until I have to leave
Sheymus
I did that this morning and only got up thanks to my dog moving in her sleep. Definitely man's best friend/ alarm clock
Sapherno11
That's why they created a Snooze setting oddly enough
SithElephant
Going back to sleep after being woken by the need to pee is more hardcore.
Geo80
The alarm clock is across the room well out of reach of the bed.
DadsHumor
Jokes on you, I live for that alarm
waking86
Play chicken with your willpower to get up vs sleepiness.. Yea. I lost that game before
MyTrashCanIsFull
I lost that game this morning.
ecidemon
I lost that game this morning in fact.
JustSomeRandomMan
atbone time i played this game, i closed my eyes for 5 minutes but i woke up 3 hours later
Molder12
Wake up to phone calls about if you’re coming to work or not. Ahh good times
daftbehemoth
I lose that game every day... How do I still have a job?
Glitchyypants
I've lost that game so many times its not even funny
waking86
And the "I'll just have a 15 minute nap..." Yea. Same ending
Takavos
Everyone loses that game. Cost me a few jobs. Now i have three morning alarms. I get the fuck up now.
SecondHandDeathWish
I've done nothing wrong at work but in certain if I show up one time late or miss a day, I'm fired. Boss man hates me. His boss too...
gaaaaalavant
What I tend to do is wake up 2 minutes before the alarm, turn it off so I don't hear the loud sound, then "rest my eyes... zzzzzzz"
nominaltoactual2
The bottle won again Randy..- Lahey
TheBrochacho
Rip
BenKen0bi
TheHereticOfPancakes
Ugh. I got a hangover just watching that.
FarenDin
Rip!
waking86
I ain't got no cheeseburgers for you Randy!
YOURSTUPIDITYISRAPINGME
Crimpwithyourthumb
I did that just this morning. I was late and showed up looking like crap
Xenarion
I turn on the light at the same time. Works well.
DarthShrader
Or not setting it at all.
12inchT
I played the game this morning... and lost!
iamthisguy247
Me too.
hotdudecurator
What does losing mean to you? Some would say getting to sleep in more is winning! ;)
Crispymorgan
My boss does not say this.
hotdudecurator
They ruin everything.
MasterofWar67
Same :(
ProfessorSnugglesworth
Me too. 2 minutes late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
IAmRelevantToThis
I decided to update my phone after the first alarm. Was not a good idea
CrazyCatLad
I didn't even set an alarm and I was wondering why the cats were jumping off the bed. They knew it was time but I didn't.
yepidoodles
This is why I have 5 separate alarms over the course of an hour, all with snooze buttons
TwistedNerve08
I have 4 on my phone and my main alarm is a Sonic Alert brand clock that comes with a vibrating thing that you put between your mattress/
TwistedNerve08
/or under your pillow... I still sleep through that sometimes.
herooftime9000
Lol. Me too. I feel like I get good sleep sometime in between alarm 3 and 4.
GuardsmanMiku
those are rookie numbers, i have like 8 per hour
CakePopMagnet
I thought I was the only one! 6 alarms for yrs and would still oversleep! Now I take vitamins & jump out of bed everyday before the alarm.
TheIrritableMedic
What kind of vitamins? What I take doesn't seem to do much.
MrRemy
Vitamin A - for amphetamines
Fahargo
did vitamins really help that much
sweetnaivety
taking vitamins alone never helped me but eating a super healthy raw diet did, I was able to jump out of bed energized.. but pizza
spongebobmingepants
I drink a large glass water before bed. when I wake up I HAVE to get up or run the risk of wetting the bed
sweetnaivety
my bladder is too strong for that to work, plus I sleep so deeply I might dream of going to the bathroom instead and wet the bed.
ShrubNinja
One really loud alarm next to my bed to wake me up, one super annoying mariachi band alarm across the room to make me get up.
UnapolageticallyMe
I always move my alarm clock across the room to force me to get up to turn it ofd
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Ingenious
CloudberryMoose
I had an alarm that shot puzzle pieces around the room to force you to get up and think to turn it off. I discovered that slapping it works.
Mouseatthebottomofthecup
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
CommanderStrax
Josherman17
I set 6 alarms with 5 minute snoozes 1 minute apart from each other. They get progressively louder. I always wake up in that 10 minute span.
ChainmailleAddict
As someone in a college dorm I want to murder everyone who does this
yepidoodles
Yeah I doubt I'd use so many if I lived with other people
FurryKedrian98
My roommate and I got in a fight about this. Then when I only had one alarm we got in a fight about me being late and lazy. Fun times.
GnomeHomo
Sorry.
MaxieMooo
Honestly dude some people need it. If I only set one alarm I'll turn it off and not even realise I've woken up and turned it off.
yepidoodles
Yeah I often do that with my first couple lol
DaisukeAramaki
I've apparently convinced my family I was awake, while sitting up in bed, without ever actually waking up enough to form memories of it.
yepidoodles
That's hilarious, but yeah done that a few times too lol, do it a lot when writing messages too
Zerocool2319
I’m lucky because my roommates and I all do that.