Dec 13, 2016 7:26 PM
Oscarwildebastardson
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Narnia
Isbjorn72
Needs a lamp post
PhailRaptor
Step 1 -- acquire money...
dgerecht
she's a masseuse?
cwbaker
But still there's just a terrible boob light instead of magical luminance.
Kycomputer
That's going to see some use during her teens....probably
ulnek
I was going to ask if it was in Narnia
QueenFancypants
That's amazing!
justicecracker
mommy whats narnia?
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Michael Jackson would approve
gbray0700360
Totally awesome! +1 parenting!
ZeOberon
Wasn't this around a year or so ago?
AsAScholar
I was expecting two hands to pop out and clap.
theartofwit
Amazing! Don't know how many times I wished for this as a kid, a magical place just waiting to be discovered by me.
juniortakeover
The first thing I thought of was the creepy little crawlspace in The Conjuring
Gyrofalco
I seem the conjuring, and i dont like that closet stile
shanikwa
Welp we all know what room she's gonna have a lot of "firsts" in.
SkinWalkerPRConsultant
bonzahaja
Hopefully she doesn't see "the conjuring"...
BestWaifu2018
When they misbehave replace the wardrobe with another one
evallen
REEEEEPOST
Therealcrotalus
It's like the start of a Disney creepypasta
Fukyu2dei
Oooooooo! A creepy satyr lures her into a twisted winter forest and she can't find the door again! Anybody good with short stories?
livinginadreamworld
Don't listen to the Negative Nates OP. That is an awesome room!
Thank you.
PolarBlair924
Except this picture has been on the internet for awhile and it isn't ops. It's a repost.
TimmyDans
I'm getting one...
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
You've had all half already!
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
A kid? Seems like a weird way to announce it but congrats anyway.
dringlebot
Nice, so when there is a fire, they'll hide there and the firefighters wont find them. Or they'll get trapped.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Communicating with your children not to hide there when there is a fire isn't difficult. Yeesh.
whistlebuzz
It's parents like you that make me feel like I'm failing my children because all I can do is feed, clothe and educate them. Thanks dicknuts
Too much time on hands I guess
Seriously just messing about! I think it's beautiful and envy (in a good way) your ability to do this! Well done!!!!
Thank you so much.
HisBabes
Just love them. That is all they need. Buying them stuff or fancy rooms won't replace knowing you love them.
prilldomon
Repost so...
DarthvadersOptometrist
Yea, wife showed me these exact pics a year ago on Pinterest
malikcarr
OP didn't actually say it was theirs, did they...?
chibimermaid6
Omg I would have loved this so much growing up
Fumbledpersonality
Shit, I'd love it now
Touche'
morkl
"We looked in every room; we didn't find anyone but we could all hear the screams" --fireman, probably
HurrDurrGurrPurrSchnurr
That's dark - just like their daughter after the fire
DeadByVirus20
That's also dark.
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
[deleted]
ProfessorCastle
Sheet Rock doesn't stop firefighters
MokiYoki
What can you do to make your secret rooms easily findable for emergency reasons?
WeepingAngelsReallyScareMe
To the proper emergency responders and (I'm assuming) is listed on your address file to inform responders in case of emergency 2/2
Some municipalities are now requiring notification if you have a "secret room" when you submit the blueprints for licensing. Trickles 1/2
bellaluna
When I saw the first pic, I was thinking "Fuck yeah, shove 'em in a closet" but this post went in a different direction.
idontthinkihaveanaccount
"Fuck yeah, some l shove 'em in a closet", take your fuckin +1
greenbeanraneen
I think my parents read the same parenting book as you ????
I didn't read a parenting book.
Williciousness
You should probably not be a parent, but +1 for making me laugh
PistonATF
My thought was more, the furniture would possibly fall, and kill them. So, somewhere between morbid, and responsible reasoning.
I gotta say, that's pretty fucked up, dude.
Too late. That's why I was "Fuck yeah" and not "Oh no!"
feb29thismycakedaylol
No reply has ever resonated with me as much as this one.
RM641a
I enjoyed every response in this thread. +1s for all!
Agresith
You know what she's gonna be doing in there in a couple years...
jb32647
Wage a holy war against the forces of the great ape?
abruptlycontriveddingo
Eating Turkish delight?
PaleChixAreMyFetish
People that go there in situations like this make me raise an eyebrow. It's not a guarantee of issues but I feel it could be a minor tell.
TheWinterTitan
Bingo.
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
Come out of the closet?
Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
Bingo
PhenTsoksar
she's gonna be in the closet?
UniqueImgurPosts
Bow chicka wah wah
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
baseballboy3711
And as punishment, me an officer Rabbit here are going to watch you smoke the whole bag
happenedtomeonce
Considering how long this has been on the web, she already is
HsuDoNihm
Sperm baptismal.
Baetheon
A meth lab?
Tomsanity
YourWaifuIsTrash
You're goddamn right.
Veggisaurus
Hacking room?
HughGDildeaux
Smoking some bowls I rection. Possible bean flicking. You know girl stuff.
hawkfan0824
Sex
YourgardenerElChapo
ffilm
No, not Bingo. Sex.
ChaosZR1
Bongo
Snarknado
I don't wanna leave the Congo?
chubbypubscrub
I DONT WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NO (no no no no no)
puppycubbylover
A little weed or shrooms then the White Witch will show up.
NiNJ45TAR
Heeeee heeeee
LordXeenTheGreat
Taxes
yourrabiddoggy
Having her yogurt lid licked?
Resident317
Crack?
SchrodingerMil
Masturbating.
AshyLarry187
That's the comment I was looking for
mooselikestoparty
Ye Olde Bean Flickery
LordChip
Lol
... turn it into a studio and record her mix tape of course. Perverts
HocusPokesUs
No, I was thinking that Bathsheba the witch was gonna jump off the top of the wardrobe onto the child in the middle of the night.
aleister94
I assumed you were talking about weed
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Yeah, but I heard her mix tape isn't the only thing she drops.
MrCoolRanch10123
Acid
ErinInStereo
Acid?
BenSnow97
Babies
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
yeah she dropped a pretty cool party
theluckyking
The bass?
jpinks2387
Touch da fishy...
Muddskipper2
Panties
The mic, you weirdo.
LaTransDragon
People these days, with their 'panty dropping'
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
dxd2
BubblesDepo
Isbjorn72
Needs a lamp post
PhailRaptor
Step 1 -- acquire money...
dgerecht
she's a masseuse?
cwbaker
But still there's just a terrible boob light instead of magical luminance.
Kycomputer
That's going to see some use during her teens....probably
ulnek
I was going to ask if it was in Narnia
QueenFancypants
That's amazing!
justicecracker
mommy whats narnia?
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
Michael Jackson would approve
gbray0700360
Totally awesome! +1 parenting!
ZeOberon
Wasn't this around a year or so ago?
AsAScholar
I was expecting two hands to pop out and clap.
theartofwit
Amazing! Don't know how many times I wished for this as a kid, a magical place just waiting to be discovered by me.
juniortakeover
The first thing I thought of was the creepy little crawlspace in The Conjuring
Gyrofalco
I seem the conjuring, and i dont like that closet stile
shanikwa
Welp we all know what room she's gonna have a lot of "firsts" in.
SkinWalkerPRConsultant
bonzahaja
Hopefully she doesn't see "the conjuring"...
BestWaifu2018
When they misbehave replace the wardrobe with another one
evallen
REEEEEPOST
Therealcrotalus
It's like the start of a Disney creepypasta
Fukyu2dei
Oooooooo! A creepy satyr lures her into a twisted winter forest and she can't find the door again! Anybody good with short stories?
livinginadreamworld
Don't listen to the Negative Nates OP. That is an awesome room!
Oscarwildebastardson
Thank you.
PolarBlair924
Except this picture has been on the internet for awhile and it isn't ops. It's a repost.
TimmyDans
I'm getting one...
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
You've had all half already!
Writingthiswhileonthwtoilet
A kid? Seems like a weird way to announce it but congrats anyway.
dringlebot
Nice, so when there is a fire, they'll hide there and the firefighters wont find them. Or they'll get trapped.
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Communicating with your children not to hide there when there is a fire isn't difficult. Yeesh.
whistlebuzz
It's parents like you that make me feel like I'm failing my children because all I can do is feed, clothe and educate them. Thanks dicknuts
Oscarwildebastardson
Too much time on hands I guess
whistlebuzz
Seriously just messing about! I think it's beautiful and envy (in a good way) your ability to do this! Well done!!!!
Oscarwildebastardson
Thank you so much.
HisBabes
Just love them. That is all they need. Buying them stuff or fancy rooms won't replace knowing you love them.
prilldomon
Repost so...
DarthvadersOptometrist
Yea, wife showed me these exact pics a year ago on Pinterest
malikcarr
OP didn't actually say it was theirs, did they...?
chibimermaid6
Omg I would have loved this so much growing up
Fumbledpersonality
Shit, I'd love it now
chibimermaid6
Touche'
morkl
"We looked in every room; we didn't find anyone but we could all hear the screams" --fireman, probably
HurrDurrGurrPurrSchnurr
That's dark - just like their daughter after the fire
DeadByVirus20
That's also dark.
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
[deleted]
[deleted]
ProfessorCastle
Sheet Rock doesn't stop firefighters
MokiYoki
What can you do to make your secret rooms easily findable for emergency reasons?
WeepingAngelsReallyScareMe
To the proper emergency responders and (I'm assuming) is listed on your address file to inform responders in case of emergency 2/2
WeepingAngelsReallyScareMe
Some municipalities are now requiring notification if you have a "secret room" when you submit the blueprints for licensing. Trickles 1/2
bellaluna
When I saw the first pic, I was thinking "Fuck yeah, shove 'em in a closet" but this post went in a different direction.
idontthinkihaveanaccount
"Fuck yeah, some l shove 'em in a closet", take your fuckin +1
greenbeanraneen
I think my parents read the same parenting book as you ????
bellaluna
I didn't read a parenting book.
Williciousness
You should probably not be a parent, but +1 for making me laugh
PistonATF
My thought was more, the furniture would possibly fall, and kill them. So, somewhere between morbid, and responsible reasoning.
Williciousness
I gotta say, that's pretty fucked up, dude.
bellaluna
Too late. That's why I was "Fuck yeah" and not "Oh no!"
feb29thismycakedaylol
No reply has ever resonated with me as much as this one.
RM641a
I enjoyed every response in this thread. +1s for all!
Agresith
You know what she's gonna be doing in there in a couple years...
jb32647
Wage a holy war against the forces of the great ape?
abruptlycontriveddingo
Eating Turkish delight?
PaleChixAreMyFetish
People that go there in situations like this make me raise an eyebrow. It's not a guarantee of issues but I feel it could be a minor tell.
TheWinterTitan
Bingo.
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
Come out of the closet?
Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
Bingo
PhenTsoksar
she's gonna be in the closet?
UniqueImgurPosts
Bow chicka wah wah
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
baseballboy3711
And as punishment, me an officer Rabbit here are going to watch you smoke the whole bag
happenedtomeonce
Considering how long this has been on the web, she already is
HsuDoNihm
Sperm baptismal.
Baetheon
A meth lab?
Tomsanity
Bingo
YourWaifuIsTrash
You're goddamn right.
Veggisaurus
Hacking room?
HughGDildeaux
Smoking some bowls I rection. Possible bean flicking. You know girl stuff.
hawkfan0824
Sex
YourgardenerElChapo
Bingo
ffilm
No, not Bingo. Sex.
Tomsanity
Bingo
ChaosZR1
Bongo
Snarknado
I don't wanna leave the Congo?
chubbypubscrub
I DONT WANNA LEAVE THE CONGO OH NO NO NO NO NO (no no no no no)
puppycubbylover
A little weed or shrooms then the White Witch will show up.
Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
Bingo
NiNJ45TAR
Heeeee heeeee
LordXeenTheGreat
Taxes
Tomsanity
Bingo
yourrabiddoggy
Having her yogurt lid licked?
Resident317
Crack?
Tomsanity
Bingo
SchrodingerMil
Masturbating.
AshyLarry187
That's the comment I was looking for
Tomsanity
Bingo
mooselikestoparty
Ye Olde Bean Flickery
LordChip
Lol
Agresith
... turn it into a studio and record her mix tape of course. Perverts
HocusPokesUs
No, I was thinking that Bathsheba the witch was gonna jump off the top of the wardrobe onto the child in the middle of the night.
Tomsanity
Bingo
aleister94
I assumed you were talking about weed
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
Yeah, but I heard her mix tape isn't the only thing she drops.
MrCoolRanch10123
Acid
ErinInStereo
Acid?
BenSnow97
Babies
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
yeah she dropped a pretty cool party
theluckyking
The bass?
jpinks2387
Touch da fishy...
Muddskipper2
Panties
BrotherofTheNightsWatch
The mic, you weirdo.
LaTransDragon
People these days, with their 'panty dropping'
Tomsanity
Bingo
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
Bingo
dxd2
Bingo
BubblesDepo
Bingo
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
Bingo.