Jan & Kevin Talk Sperm Banks on 'The Office'

Dec 6, 2017 3:21 PM

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Jan & Kevin Talk Sperm Banks

The Office Season 5 Outtakes
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"I don't know what I'd do if Kevin's the father. Sue.... icide?"

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Reading it in his voice. Also, Jan is a nutcase.

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To all the people hating on the office saying it's cringey. The show is meant to be awkward at sometimes because it's suppose to be a 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

real life office in the early 2000's and if you have a problem with the show stop watching because you're only watching it since it's "cool"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

God I miss this show

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I love the office instead of music I use the office as background noise when I’m cleaning but I end up sitting down and watching it

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Without punctuation, "I love the office instead of music" sounded very strange.

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Lol yea I know thanks for the correction,”Oscar”

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Those camera zooms made this.

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Maybe the last two, but 7 out of 8 shots do the snap zoom. Little overkill.

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"Next to the IHOP?"

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Her chemistry with Michael Scott was OFF THE FLIPPING CHARTS before she turned total psychopath.

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"Guy, maybe we should warm up with some scales." - Kevin Malone

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I think they show you a pic and stats of the dude, its not just like a random pick of the draw thing

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i dont remember ever watching this. is it a deleted scene?

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Kevin's is the most underrated performance on the show imo.

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My bf cannot abide the office(or curb your enthusiasm)but we somehow make it work.I watch them with my 15 yr old son instead

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I might've done it with Jan!

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I don't remember that episode, that was awesome!

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lol I laugh when I say this..but I'm crying in side. She legit reminds me of my boss's Ex.

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Hello darkness my old friend

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The words don't match the way her lips are moving and it is making my brain hurt.

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"Am taking a calc" because Tumblr gifs are chopped and completely shitty.

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But man am I bad at math

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Legend

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I literally laughed out loud in an airplane during that scene ! Kevin's laughter is the best

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When I president they see... They see.

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It funny cause current president use biggly word to talk

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Brondo , it has what plants crave

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Gif mine now.

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Mine

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See world

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Kevin was the best one in it towards the end.

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Glad someone posted it.

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that's amazing, +1

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I never don't laugh at that, thank you

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IRL, I met Kevin’s wife in Malibu. She seemed nice, end of story

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was she hot

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A solid 8.5.

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nice

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Jan...rethinking stopping for pancakes that day...

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mmmmmmmm

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You mean... baby batter

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Papa glaze

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Papa bless

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Sticky icky

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Icky Vicky

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Evil evil monkey!

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Icky Thump

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Spew goo.

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These episodes. So cringey. I can see why they cut this one.

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I love when Jan sings. I cringe so bad I can't look at the screen.

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Exactly why are they cringey?

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I too wonder what they mean? If they're referring to the awkward inappropriate jokes, I think they are intentionally cringy.

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Of course it's intentional. But I get how some people can't handle it. A few moments are too much for me (like when Jen sings lol)

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Michael Scott is cringe 24/7 But he does make the show

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I watched the show again after years and I couldn't believe it how cringey it is. Couldn't watch past season 2.

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What exactly do u all mean by cringey? I thought a whole lot of it wasn't funny but I don't remember being like, disgusted by it.

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Nothing will ever beat "Scott's tots" I have watched the office about 5 times and I always skip that episode

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I feel the same way!

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Forced myself yesterday cause I repeated all the rest so much. Couldn't go through, skipped the part where he tells them.

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couldn't watch it. tried and couldn't

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It's a challenge

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oh god. this is the one episode of the office i couldn’t go through with.

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"Hey Mr Scott, what chu gonna do? Make our dreams come true!"

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What about the jim&pam “rough patch” arc?

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piscatella ruins everything. asshole

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That one could have spawned it's own show.

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That was definitely the worst of the series

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That attempted spin off episode was pretty rough too.

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There was an attempted spin off?

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Ya, it was meant to be Dwight managing his farm with his family. The backdoor spin off was awful so it didn't go anywhere.

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Hated that, they tried to make it so serious. They had one of the cameramen in it too

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He was a sound guy!

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Honestly, I appreciated it because they have an AMAZING relationship, and they worked through it, but even they had problems.

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Preach!

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Lolllll

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Did you mention this last time? Because someone did and I went to YouTube to relive the horror and I actually stopped it because I couldn't.

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Seriously. This is how far I made it: https://imgur.com/nuFbzas

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Shit, so I just revisited it and only made it another 30 seconds.

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I can only make it to the song

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Yeah, that was where I stopped this time, just after they stopped.

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Cut? But...wait, hold on, I remember seeing this on the normal show?

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This was cut? I wasn't aware Netflix showed the "Director's Cut" versions. It's not cut on there. Huh.

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Thanks. I thought I remembered this. Maybe it was just a repost?

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I never saw it... it might be different in different countries.

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I can't get past the first season.

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It took my wife a few episodes to warm up to the show. I still have to be in the right mood to watch.

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First is the worst. Start from 2 or even 3

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I had to stop the first season so many times because I hated michael and the cringe. Season 2 is a little, tiny bit better, but small doses.

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Season 3 you become one with the cringe

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Like I LOVED Parks and Rec so thought the office would be good. Nope. Hate Michael. Hate Pam & what's his face. Dwight saves it for me.

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I have finally started the office, into season 2 or something. I have to turn it off sometimes because its so cringey, like... super cringey

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It helps if you watch a lot of BBC television. Cringey is basically half of all UK humour.

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Fawlty Towers is one of the hardest shows to watch because of this.

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Peep Show is really high up on my cringey list too.

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And Mister Bean ... dear god

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How does the female side of a sperm bank work? I am sure it isn't a game of Russian Roulette, right?

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Nah, they just dump it all in one big vat, it really is.

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I think you get several choices... with info about profession, physical attributes and so on..

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Then the doctor just gives you his sperm instead http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/fertility-doctor-impregnate-patients/index.html

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I really don't think profession is going to be passed down via sperm, but who am I to question this

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https://www.nwcryobank.com/ This is one I've used in the past. Pretty cool. You pick the donor out of a catalog.

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There was one doc who only gave nobel winners sperm to women.. Didnt turn out that well. Most of these kids became outcasts (+)

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(+) simply bc their parents were too stupid for them. They felt as outsiders, and some of the kids made suicide. Nowadays this is illegal

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Illegal in a way that u cant pick precise elite gene fathers. Its more random nowadays

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Can I get a source on this? "They felt as outsiders, and some of the kids made suicide." I can't find anything about this. Thank you!

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Sorry. I heard about this case from a documentary like 10years ago. No recollection of the name of the doc :/

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Alright! I will keep on looking I guess, thank you! :)

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I remember that the head figure of the program was a supergifted blonde boy who died from OD at young age.

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Might had been a suicide, cant recall that accurately.

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No, it's not. You get to pick and choose from pretty much everything from race, age, heigh, weight, education etc etc. I thought the joke wa

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was that Kevin was dumb. But Jans reaction made it seem like she just went to a random dark alley and got sperm shot up her vagina.

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I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure that's not how that works

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It has some limits tho, thanks to that one doc who only took sperm from nobel price winners. Kids were way too smart for dumb parents.

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I don't think that's actually what happened. The manager wasn't actually that selective, and many of the donors were pretty shady.

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I dont believe we talk about the same case. This guy directly contacted only Nobel price winners.

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http://www.slate.com/articles/life/seed/2001/02/the_myths_of_the_nobel_sperm_bank.html Apperantly the kids were mostly pretty smart though.

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