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Jan & Kevin Talk Sperm Banks
The Office Season 5 Outtakes
VIDEO SOURCE https://youtu.be/0CIeu1td9nU
Dec 6, 2017 3:21 PM
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The Office Season 5 Outtakes
VIDEO SOURCE https://youtu.be/0CIeu1td9nU
PowayMermaid
"I don't know what I'd do if Kevin's the father. Sue.... icide?"
TheTallDutchDude
illProbablyPissyouoff
BenSwol0
Reading it in his voice. Also, Jan is a nutcase.
upforsoup
To all the people hating on the office saying it's cringey. The show is meant to be awkward at sometimes because it's suppose to be a 1/2
upforsoup
real life office in the early 2000's and if you have a problem with the show stop watching because you're only watching it since it's "cool"
ThePurebredPilot
God I miss this show
JstAnothrLurkr
noneyobusisness
I love the office instead of music I use the office as background noise when I’m cleaning but I end up sitting down and watching it
didgeboy287
Without punctuation, "I love the office instead of music" sounded very strange.
noneyobusisness
Lol yea I know thanks for the correction,”Oscar”
TresusIbor
Those camera zooms made this.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
Maybe the last two, but 7 out of 8 shots do the snap zoom. Little overkill.
Victorious38
"Next to the IHOP?"
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
ArvisJaggamar
Her chemistry with Michael Scott was OFF THE FLIPPING CHARTS before she turned total psychopath.
purdhapley
"Guy, maybe we should warm up with some scales." - Kevin Malone
PassionateIndifference
I think they show you a pic and stats of the dude, its not just like a random pick of the draw thing
whiskers357
i dont remember ever watching this. is it a deleted scene?
QuietGiant
Kevin's is the most underrated performance on the show imo.
sugarmagnolia73
My bf cannot abide the office(or curb your enthusiasm)but we somehow make it work.I watch them with my 15 yr old son instead
shinyRK9
I might've done it with Jan!
djangojazz
I don't remember that episode, that was awesome!
Bandignomette
lol I laugh when I say this..but I'm crying in side. She legit reminds me of my boss's Ex.
Thrakesh
Hello darkness my old friend
officeandrec
CristiSsS
JennDobie
The words don't match the way her lips are moving and it is making my brain hurt.
cuzitsthere
"Am taking a calc" because Tumblr gifs are chopped and completely shitty.
marfrupanda
But man am I bad at math
EspadaFour
sebastVillain
Legend
Psymon100
shouldistayorshouldigo
I literally laughed out loud in an airplane during that scene ! Kevin's laughter is the best
WereGonnaRockDownToElectricAvenue
shuya82
When I president they see... They see.
WeatherWiz
It funny cause current president use biggly word to talk
YouArePlayingTheGame
Brondo , it has what plants crave
Logan9Fingers
Gif mine now.
Minkaf
Mine
GreaterDog
See world
TristanEngelbertVanBevervoorde
Paoloc0mments
Kevin was the best one in it towards the end.
Kinderfreakingsurprise
Animala144
MustardTiger1337
Omegilla
Glad someone posted it.
TheDudePlayingaDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
that's amazing, +1
karlbadmanners
I never don't laugh at that, thank you
IveSeenYourButthole
IRL, I met Kevin’s wife in Malibu. She seemed nice, end of story
fettuccine
was she hot
IveSeenYourButthole
A solid 8.5.
fettuccine
nice
PutThePRNDLinD
Jan...rethinking stopping for pancakes that day...
chrismofer
mmmmmmmm
ManInTheBox21
You mean... baby batter
illrateyourtitle
Papa glaze
BendingBenderRodriguez
Papa bless
politepisspot
Sticky icky
ablackguywithanaffintyforpoetry
Icky Vicky
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Evil evil monkey!
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
Icky Thump
BishlamekGurpgork
Spew goo.
linustheman
truk77
These episodes. So cringey. I can see why they cut this one.
skellington01
I love when Jan sings. I cringe so bad I can't look at the screen.
nohabloespanol
Exactly why are they cringey?
MrValyrianSteelYoGirl
I too wonder what they mean? If they're referring to the awkward inappropriate jokes, I think they are intentionally cringy.
skellington01
Of course it's intentional. But I get how some people can't handle it. A few moments are too much for me (like when Jen sings lol)
nohabloespanol
Michael Scott is cringe 24/7 But he does make the show
zma123456
I watched the show again after years and I couldn't believe it how cringey it is. Couldn't watch past season 2.
thunderstriker01
What exactly do u all mean by cringey? I thought a whole lot of it wasn't funny but I don't remember being like, disgusted by it.
Passthesentence
Nothing will ever beat "Scott's tots" I have watched the office about 5 times and I always skip that episode
geekyisland
I feel the same way!
skellington01
Forced myself yesterday cause I repeated all the rest so much. Couldn't go through, skipped the part where he tells them.
troublemutt
couldn't watch it. tried and couldn't
Passthesentence
It's a challenge
xadlc28
oh god. this is the one episode of the office i couldn’t go through with.
2waypettingzoo
"Hey Mr Scott, what chu gonna do? Make our dreams come true!"
obamalamadingdongditch
What about the jim&pam “rough patch” arc?
ThaddLittle
piscatella ruins everything. asshole
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
That one could have spawned it's own show.
DollarBlues
That was definitely the worst of the series
GdSvThQn
That attempted spin off episode was pretty rough too.
BrandonianFlynnigan
There was an attempted spin off?
GdSvThQn
Ya, it was meant to be Dwight managing his farm with his family. The backdoor spin off was awful so it didn't go anywhere.
FreggDillmilker
Hated that, they tried to make it so serious. They had one of the cameramen in it too
DavidBrooker
He was a sound guy!
grotjam
Honestly, I appreciated it because they have an AMAZING relationship, and they worked through it, but even they had problems.
KingMammajamma
Preach!
pigs3different1s
Lolllll
Snooj
Did you mention this last time? Because someone did and I went to YouTube to relive the horror and I actually stopped it because I couldn't.
Snooj
Seriously. This is how far I made it: https://imgur.com/nuFbzas
Snooj
Shit, so I just revisited it and only made it another 30 seconds.
Passthesentence
I can only make it to the song
Snooj
Yeah, that was where I stopped this time, just after they stopped.
Wellshiet
Cut? But...wait, hold on, I remember seeing this on the normal show?
LurKaiSen
This was cut? I wasn't aware Netflix showed the "Director's Cut" versions. It's not cut on there. Huh.
ivegottwolegs
Thanks. I thought I remembered this. Maybe it was just a repost?
skellington01
I never saw it... it might be different in different countries.
Shewy92
I can't get past the first season.
truk77
It took my wife a few episodes to warm up to the show. I still have to be in the right mood to watch.
skellington01
First is the worst. Start from 2 or even 3
Allihend
I had to stop the first season so many times because I hated michael and the cringe. Season 2 is a little, tiny bit better, but small doses.
gprogri
Season 3 you become one with the cringe
Allihend
Like I LOVED Parks and Rec so thought the office would be good. Nope. Hate Michael. Hate Pam & what's his face. Dwight saves it for me.
TechnicallyRight
I have finally started the office, into season 2 or something. I have to turn it off sometimes because its so cringey, like... super cringey
arrbos
It helps if you watch a lot of BBC television. Cringey is basically half of all UK humour.
AlkeneThiol
Fawlty Towers is one of the hardest shows to watch because of this.
arrbos
Peep Show is really high up on my cringey list too.
arrbos
And Mister Bean ... dear god
hawkshot2001
How does the female side of a sperm bank work? I am sure it isn't a game of Russian Roulette, right?
cyno01
Nah, they just dump it all in one big vat, it really is.
Bollen2k
I think you get several choices... with info about profession, physical attributes and so on..
mendrak
Then the doctor just gives you his sperm instead http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/13/health/fertility-doctor-impregnate-patients/index.html
LionSundress
I really don't think profession is going to be passed down via sperm, but who am I to question this
griffonsgalore
https://www.nwcryobank.com/ This is one I've used in the past. Pretty cool. You pick the donor out of a catalog.
eroso
There was one doc who only gave nobel winners sperm to women.. Didnt turn out that well. Most of these kids became outcasts (+)
eroso
(+) simply bc their parents were too stupid for them. They felt as outsiders, and some of the kids made suicide. Nowadays this is illegal
eroso
Illegal in a way that u cant pick precise elite gene fathers. Its more random nowadays
LillaJontis
Can I get a source on this? "They felt as outsiders, and some of the kids made suicide." I can't find anything about this. Thank you!
eroso
Sorry. I heard about this case from a documentary like 10years ago. No recollection of the name of the doc :/
LillaJontis
Alright! I will keep on looking I guess, thank you! :)
eroso
I remember that the head figure of the program was a supergifted blonde boy who died from OD at young age.
eroso
Might had been a suicide, cant recall that accurately.
Wellshiet
No, it's not. You get to pick and choose from pretty much everything from race, age, heigh, weight, education etc etc. I thought the joke wa
Wellshiet
was that Kevin was dumb. But Jans reaction made it seem like she just went to a random dark alley and got sperm shot up her vagina.
wlfman
I'm not an expert but I'm pretty sure that's not how that works
eroso
It has some limits tho, thanks to that one doc who only took sperm from nobel price winners. Kids were way too smart for dumb parents.
Patrem
I don't think that's actually what happened. The manager wasn't actually that selective, and many of the donors were pretty shady.
eroso
I dont believe we talk about the same case. This guy directly contacted only Nobel price winners.
Patrem
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/seed/2001/02/the_myths_of_the_nobel_sperm_bank.html Apperantly the kids were mostly pretty smart though.