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Nov 12, 2016 3:46 AM
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TransparentMan
What's black and has eight legs? Gang rape.
Feldspartacus
No, to make a baby float you just takw your foot off of it.
loveasthouwilt
Yikes +1
KuuroiYuki
Epileptic throwing laundry everywhere... xD
kalimakalimaaa
English! Do you speak it?
whenisnaptime
I Guess #9 offended them enough
ShitDumpling
Than, goddammit! Get your shit together mate!
iliketoticklemytwat
*than
SL4pthePANCAKES
How do you play Afghanistan bingo? F18, A10, B52, F22
DangerDoom88
And hope the yanks don't hit you
SL4pthePANCAKES
Good old fratricide
Pittsburghpokewatch
BINFA
GenuineToast
My sense of humor is so dark it got shot
daerwyn
Most of these jokes are literally decades old. You're gonna have to be more original than this for half of us. Well, me anyway.
SirDuckOnQuack
The epileptic and daughter sex are the best two imo
nugget212
Who is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?
nugget212
The New York Jets
WhySoSirius
I was getting very impatient w/ how long this was taking to load before I realized the black was part of the image...
yomommashousecoat
Where are all the 'offensive' jokes about white men?
TheKoopaBrothers
And here we go..
yomommashousecoat
What? You have one?
because1
I shouldn't get so much happiness out of this, but i do.
Girtouh
Humor is a way to deal with depression. Deeper depression=darker jokes to deal with it. (Something i've been told and also read)
Girtouh
DISCLAIMER: Doesn't necessary have to be like that, but it has proved to be a fairly solid correlation(?).
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
My friend doesn't understand #2
ohHiMark2000
It means that you can stab babies with a fork, but not bowling balls. It implies brutal infanticide.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
But aren't there holes in bowling balls just for that?
ohHiMark2000
No. the placement of the holes would make it impossible to push a standard pitchforks tongs into the holes.
Counterfit
Well clearly we need to develop a pitchfork just for unloading bowling balls.
TheStealthHippopotamus
I like you
SomeCrazyNerd
You like shitty reposts?
ohHiMark2000
I like me too.
AsstohatKalishnikunt
Offended by the holocaust joke and stopped reading. It's THAN not THEN you fucking idiot.
JabbaHoozy
Non of these offended me. Non of these made me laugh either.
DeusExCeteri
The repeated use of "then" instead of "than" has me irritated.
OkThanksByeee
Wasn't there only one joke that used "then"
OkThanksByeee
Oh wait no there was three
reicaden2
Yassssss, came to find this comment. I was like, "I Cannot be the only one who noticed he used then eeeeeverywhere"
Knilore
Are you talking about volume 1 also maybe? Because using "then" wrong twice wouldn't be close to eeeeeeeeeeeeeverywhere.
Gacva
It actually offended more than the holocause joke.
TheZompocalypse
Is it holocause you're a grammar nazi?
Gacva
I see what jew did there.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
I did nazi that coming
reicaden2
This post train is a hidden jew-el in a nazi of useless comments.
Knilore
I only saw one joke do it....Guess I'll reread a 3rd time...
Knilore
Found the redneck one...got 2. Can only assume that being from the south I autocorrected naturally.
ThySausagePrince
#rustled
Arlok
me too!
heyjohnnyjohnny
Me too. So much so, that I fixated on that rather than the rest of these tired and lame "jokes." Not offended though.
listen2mylies
And than?
ReashaSostre
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection...
ReashaSostre
Crackers with cheese
nugget212
How do you circumcise a redneck?
nugget212
Kick their sister in the jaw
Rynzler
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender.
roflsen
"...than* the Holocaust..."
Designatedsurvivor
Link for vol 1?
VersiMagen
yes please
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BingleyBingleyBeep
Fine work, citizen.
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
petekron
3edgy5me
LookImNotYourFather
How many dead hookers can I fit in my garage?
LookImNotYourFather
Another 2 if I move my bike.
Tzuyu17
What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer?
HadessSpicyButthole
Ash, LMAO
eltorodiablo
Pickajew?
ChocolateBearVanillaBear
Gold!
Tzuyu17
Ash
NeneJPhilly
Made me smile.
Spinzaku
Eyyyy xD
AnewBadlyPhotoshopedNothing
PikaChunin
I am just the right amount of offended. :D
srsgiraffe
GKrollin
Holy shit
Abortionstastegoodfried
Why was 6 scared of 7?
UH60Mechanic
because 7's a nigger (the original joke)
Abortionstastegoodfried
Because 7 was a registered six offender!
0ih469qy
Ayyyyy
TheRealFireFrenzy
ZOMFG CANT EVEN
PleasantPeasantPheasant
I'm not offended enough
TastyToasti
I don't know what to think about abortions. On the one hand it gives women a choice, but on the bright side it is killing a child.
onyxthemun
ArchangelsBlade
How do you kill a retard?
ArchangelsBlade
Hand him a knife and ask, "Who's special?"
TielKiri
I feel like a significant portion of these sacrifice being funny to be offensive and that kinda defeats the point.
DrEgg
The same reason why Cards Against Humanity gets old after a while...
dannishadow
I find CAH is always fun when played with intelligent people. It's repetitive dick jokes when you play with idiots. It's a nice blend of 1/2
dannishadow
clever and dirty with the right group.
DrEgg
true, I play too often with people that only know what third of the cards mean
dannishadow
Sucks when someone reads a really fantastic pun or historical reference but have no idea what it means, so they just go with the poop joke.
TheElusiveEnchilada
I'm not offended enough.
valdemarjoergensen
What does the pussy of a dead baby smell like?
ElCabaro
Well?
valdemarjoergensen
The gif is the punch line. It works a bit better in real life.
ElCabaro
Oh ok I get it. My bad. Someone put that gif with the joke bouncing off of me here and have mercy on my soul
valdemarjoergensen
valdemarjoergensen
huggers
What do parents and pizza have in common?
huggers
What's the difference between Santa Claus and a jew?
huggers
When they are black you have nothing to eat.
KnathanTheKnight
Whoa, shit! lol
huggers
What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
TheElusiveEnchilada
huggers
The direction in the chimney.