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Sep 26, 2016 2:04 PM
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Picobeat
#1 what exactly is data and utilities? Internet, water bill and such?
oddtee
My job rocks. We make cereal so I'm only paying for dinner these days. Cereal for lunch isn't so bad when it's free.
thirdlawofthermalapathy
Need the conclusion to the last one!
incrediblyordinary
Thanks for reminding me of just how much I hate my job
Koshka89
And I thought the industrial floor was rough...
CommonsNorth
I used to work somewhere that one coworker would hide on Fridays because HR had been laying people off on Fridays. That image hit home.
LlamaLlamaQuack
I definitely don't always stay home when working from 'home'. There are parks, coffee shops, other places to go too ...
SilentScreamsX
I'm about to start working from home. Will keep you guys updated on the pigeon situation.
redgo
So accurate, waiting for more :D
Jafooley
Photoshop genius
comedownstairsandsayhello
My name is Ruth and I love ruthless jokes.
UnPunkMonk
How do you ever hear them?
xRocketman52x
I work with some of the nicest people I've ever met. I like it hear. Stick it up your pooper, OP.
Hammerhead777
Here*
alexatrf21
Dude kept stealing my lunch. He had a bunch of protein in different sized jars. I made one big jar of powder. Lunch was never stolen again.
ImpossibleFinn
Am I the only one who actually likes my job and (almost) all my coworkers...?
Lavos5181
The person we all hoped would quit is leaving tomarrow
Watashay
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Karthstrom
In regards to the work from home I'd probably just play music all day if I could or listen to Seinfeld.
TeddyMFRoosevelt
OK, great @OP
bvtthole
He didn't look at her tits 2/10
DildoSchwagins
Well that sucks. At least I get to be outside all the time for my job.
Vedar
Same here, it's actually made my work a whole lot more enjoyable.
SacagaweaSzechuansauce
Ok great, fuck you
Sweetranch
Am I fucking weird for being able to find enjoyable people at my work place?
IHaveNeverKissedAGirlB4
I'm a teacher so all of these apply to me
TosokTheRodentHunter
i like my job and 99% of people here :)
algavinn
Which means there is just one more coworker to murder in the copy room, hmm? Well played, but then..they'll know it wasn't him.
algavinn
UNLESS YOU FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH AND PEN IT ON HIM AS A MURDER SUICIDE!
CaptainHughJass
Same here!
mellowdrama
I worked with a young mom who had photos playing on her monitor. They were photos of the birth of her child. nsfw, placenta, etc. Seriously?
TheDarkLordOfTrees
AHHHHHHHHHHH
thedoodiedoable
Wooooooooo... That's fucked up!
Andilee
That's when you talk to HR. If you Can't tell dick jokes bitch can't have her cooter up for the world to see!
BeverleyMacker
That second sentence should probably be embroidered on a throw pillow, or at least be one of those motivational posters.
PuncturedBag
Someone. Please. Photoshop this.
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
P-pics or it didn't happen
spiderqueendemon
As a young mom, that is not okay.
RaisinZetaJones
As literally anybody, that is not OK.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
$800 dollars rent? Where the fuck do you live.
Daedravex
Probably bad lighting though, with all the money he spends on candles
mistatorso
Anywhere not on the coast. In middle GA i paid 750 for a 1300sq ft house
itsybitsyspider
Small town Oklahoma paid $400 for a nice 2 bed 1 bath
CollinIanSmith
Paying $1200 for a split level with no A/C and one tiny bathroom.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Man, $800 will get you a 500 sq ft 1 bed 1 bath apartment here in So. Oregon. I pay $1400 a month for a 2 bed 2 bath. Saving to buy now.
iwould
I pay 1400 for a 500sq foot 1 bed 1 bath. And that's the cheapest option I have. 5 minute walk to the beach.... But still
bodyorphanage
$800 will get me a cockroach infested closet in Baltimore City/County
CollinIanSmith
Hello, fellow sufferer!
NegativePositivePrimitive
Holy shit. I live on #2
youcantproveit
lol prior military?
Phaseronfry1
Haha you live on number 2
DarthPalpatine
I...I like my job.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
GIVE IT TO ME
grovberg
Me too, but we've all had bad days.
ExplosiveMustache
What's your job?
brickonator
I prefer my work to my home life these days. This is not a good thing.
Aguynamedcarl
Spend less on candles
QueenUnderTheMountain
Never!
sonicsnizzy
OK, great.
urvogelarts
I like both of my jobs. The pay could be better, though.
TabbyKitty13
What's it like?
Inhuman87
So do I. It may have to do with the fact that I speak to maybe... nine people a day. Period. And they're all clones of me.
mrtrentoncomedy
You got very lucky.
einahpetslol
I'm an administrative assistant in marketing and I love it. Most days. Wish I made more money though.
mistatorso
Same. I work in IT and due to the nature of my job get to spend a lot of time outside. Its neat.
Mairoa
Me too. I'm a dog nanny and I only have to deal with my employers, who I like, and a every few months an employee I got to hire. And dogs.
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
I'm a child nanny and I like it too. I'm extremely spoiled and the things that annoy me would make any one else slap me lol.
hooktail419
Where do you live?
Pinklaqueredskies
TAKE ME WITH YOU
Pinklaqueredskies
Plot twist: I'm a dog
CobainsTriggerFinger
Work is some place I can go for eight hours a day and have forced conversation with people I hate just so I can buy toilet paper and milk.
Inbred
Drink milk, poop milk
Koshka89
You can afford milk too?!
CobainsTriggerFinger
Well......this escalated quickly
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
That is a rough diet.
rezexelon
If you shit at work (10 min/day) that's 41.333 hours of paid pooping per year and you only buy 2/7ths the amount of TP for your home.
VaemarRiit
This is good math +q
AntaNce
precisely.
Iwanttoshagjeremyrenner
And dog food
dannydyersdadsdogsdied
Toilet paper and milk are easy to steal from the workplace I understand
bendoverandbraceyourself
My guests often ask me why I have industrial-grade bog roll.
CobainsTriggerFinger
Toilet paper is never stolen from the workplace. They only have one ply. I have enough shit on my hands with my work.....
nvrCryWolf13
why's the rum gone?
99buckwheat
What makes you hate your coworkers?
dexlamrg
Maybe he works retail and has to talk to customers?
jd0272
And gin. Do not forget the gin.
Hammerhead777
Eww, not gin, whiskey please.
hornygayman
Only 8 hours?!
Fayde1111
9-5 is 8 hours
hornygayman
Some of us work 9-7
Lyrian
8 hour maximum. I'm rarely there for longer than 7.5 hours, and barely do more than a half hour of work a day.
DanceWithMeLampy
The hell do you do? Are you a Congressman?
librarynerd
A government employee for sure
Lyrian
Nah, just IT Security.