I know that fart means speed in Danish, but I am childish and kept thinking of ways someone could become fartblind....

Aug 21, 2026 8:30 PM

Fart = Fast/Speed iirc

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Pinkeye

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the fox can't smell his own scent...

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It is physically impossible unless the fart comes with substance.

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Obviously it's the experiences of a deaf person who doesn't know farts make noise.

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"what the fuck is that smell?" -deaf guy prob

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"Feels like budding" - Blind guy prob

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